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Sex positions names

March 01 2016

A little light-hearted topic If you were to find a new sex position, what would you call it ? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    There are so many - a new one would probably go viral so I would name it after me of course 😉 But (and maybe we need a new thread for this) new names for existing positions? For instance - doggy style could be "does my butt look big while you're in me?" position

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Two guys and some ice cubes. Use your imagination..... I want to watch. pretty please!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Two men laying down, legs entwined, cocks aligned for DP with woman atop.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Summer_solstice' In the kitchen while doing the washing up. Calling it the "Bench press". Or how about "The Morning Fresh Rumble...?"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Anal sex with a vibe in your v-jayjay at the same time. Good vibrations?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The "rodeo" ride: While doing doggy, whisper in her ear: "Your sister likes it like this too", and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The Hokey Pokey? You put your left.... nevermind. :)

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Summer_solstice' In the kitchen while doing the washing up. Calling it the "Bench press". The Clean & Jerk / Thrust ..... You wash & I will,................well I just will, and the dirtier the better (We are talking about dishes aren't we) ?

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Still waiting for a women to be doing the dishes in front of me with high heals (from previous thread), short skirt, and no pants. (Sex101 on how to get your partner interested in the dishes)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Maybe we can call that " oh no! The chips" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I can do the short skirt and no pants, but screw the heels lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    'The Bends' Radiohead inspired, when you go down for so long, you get the bends when you come up

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    9 years ago

    Have always wanted to be taken while standing up, or standing in the shower, facing each other. However, not many men could help me fulfill this fantasy in the past due to my previous weight 😛 But now that I have (and continuing to) shed quite a great amount of weights, this fantasy might get to fulfill again in the future, wth the right man, and so I would call this position the "standing Eve and Adam" or "shower pins" 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    Fist of God And you can use your imagination with that one.

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    Fist of Glory

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    Whipstock It's an angular drilling technique used in deep well drilling. WRT to sexual position there is no name for it, but there should be IMO. It is thrusting the cock into the vagina at a very acute angle with the clitoris pushed hard down on the shaft the head of cock hits the rear wall of the vagina inside causing it to deflect upward in the vagina, drilling along a curved path if you will. Standing or kneeling facing each other is one way to do it.Or any position for that matter. From a women's perspective its just angulating their hips to stop the cock going straight in and force it to take a curved path in to force the shaft to ride over the clitoris and get more stimulation inside coming in from an angle. But the basics are the cock is drilling around a bend and not straight in the hole. So try some Whipstocking if you haven't already.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When you deep throat for so long your eyes water and your mascara runs down your face.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Haha. Post The Panda Bear When you've throated a bit and your mouth is awash with saliva and precum and you passionately kiss your man and exchange fluid

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    I adore pandas 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    lol love it my eyes suffered badly at one point. Did that stop me, hell no

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Done from behind in the kitchen whilst cooking a curry: call it a 'hotdog'.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When you're pegging and wanking a guy at the same time

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    When your on your knees and the guy is standing, jerking off and then tries to aim it into your mouth. It reminds me of those laughing clown games where the clowns have their mouths open and turn back and forth while you put balls in them. Laughing clowns doesn't sound good so "Sideshow Sally" it is!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Male underneath with two women on top - cock and face smother

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    self explanatory

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    'Whopper meal deal' lol sorry HJ's had to crack a mention somewhere can double as the BBC

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    Accidentally mis-timed a stroke while enjoying a friend from behind against the full height window of a hotel room in the Shangri La overlooking the Harbour Bridge. She instantly reacted and glided up the glass like...... the Gekko

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A variation on the dishes and cooking. One of my personal favorites is her getting up naked and putting the kettle on for the morning coffee. Add one healthy lump of morning glory and HELLO...now the hearts going. A great start to any day. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    I made that up and had been using that term for years before I realised that it was actually a term, that meant something entirely different. I still chuckle when I hear. "Come on...Lickity split" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    9 years ago

    Shower rods, how funny and right fit for the name 😛 I was gonna named mine the "standing twins" as it was the very first name popped into my head, but after thinking twice, I found it sounded morally wrong and so I changed it to shower pins or standing Adam & Eve 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    9 years ago

    In the sleeper cab of a prime mover...........(any position) "truck fuck!"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The Welcome Stranger ..pure gold 😜xxFreya

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Having fun with a lady out on the water just laying on the SUP - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    She gets taken by a stranger.. from behind.. as she grooves out in the crowd at a movie festival..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I actually heard a woman refer to hubby as this when she was with friends one day.. Waaaay back when I did NOT look like this.. and was a barman..:)

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I can do the short skirt and no pants, but screw the heels lol Not sure why you would want to "screw the heels" with a horny guy behind you, and you have a short skirt and no knickers. Oh, hang on, no worries, just get rid of the heels (would not want you spraining an ankle now would we)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I still love being seduced by a lady as I'm fixing something around her house. The whole act of seduction to the cuddles and kissing to finish Have a great day to all - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Wouldn't that be tools up? 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yes your right, depends which tool is in my hand and which tool you would like me to use 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Doing it in all different positions all over the floor. Changing direction when hitting the wall or furniture :P - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sit her on the edge of the washing machine when it is in the spin cycle. Works best with an older machine or at least an uneven load so you get a good vibration coming through. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That's simply brilliant What happens when you get to the stairs? Does the Roomba have good suction? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • PL1963

    PL1963

    9 years ago

    That's the way I've always said I wanted to die. Lol. Cheers Paul.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Iv got this 365sex positions for 365days Very interesting read The book is called 365 sex positions for 365 days - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Eating ass while jerking him off like a trombone - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    the hopoate

  • MrMechanic

    MrMechanic

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Probity' Quoting 'SoftandCurious' When you deep throat for so long your eyes water and your mascara runs down your face. finish off the look with a Dirty Sanchez Call it the Mexican Panda

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Stairs. The advanced technology prevents any stair activity unless it's been programmed otherwise. As for suction, mine could suck start a Harley. 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • nytewyng

    nytewyng

    9 years ago

    The two guys lying flat on their backs, side by side with her in between stroking them off - The Downhill Skier ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Girl taken from behind while guy is standing waist deep in water-her legs kicked out to the sides, and she's swimming breaststroke to keep her head above water. As executed at Sunnyside Beach on Sunday!!! Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Warm and wet and soaked to the skin.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sounds interesting - and great exercise!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Tongue, fingers, cock, ride them all from one orgasm to the next. Incredible to watch.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I strongly suggest warning a girl before performing the Mexican Panda...... Because if she's not into it you'll end up getting "The Lorena Bobbitt"