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Sex replacement hobbies

October 05 2019

So, after the latest episode of ghosting by someone I thought I was getting along well with, I've decided that it's time to forget all this bullshit and devote my energies elsewhere. Imagine how much could be accomplished with the extra time that used to be spent chasing tail! Now I need suggestions about hobbies I can take up that I can turn into lifetime projects of exploration and personal development. I have a couple of ideas - dung beetle racing, dust taxonomy, among others. Hit me with your suggestions. (P.S. knowing what this forum can be like I feel I should confirm that yes, this is a tongue-in-cheek topic )

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    You could travel the world and take a hand to labiascaping or have a male travel buddy and nutscape! Heaps of fun!😊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Devote some time to yourself.. Get healthier.. hit the gym.. train hard.. take yourself shopping for new clothes... travel.. try new food... explore new opportunities.. put time into people that offer a connection and will help you grqo... touch base with old friends.... Probably rambling now.... Just going off self experience. 😉

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    5 years ago

    Do things you enjoy and want to do. Embrace your single status and totally own it. Go out and date, meet people and fuck them when you want too, not when they want too. If they ghost, it is them not you. Their loss. Like me, I enjoy being single and enjoy my own company, I dont need anyone to cage me in or hold my hand every 2nd of the day. Sex isn't a priority to me. I look for those who compliment my life not make it complicated. Why chase a tail when you can get plenty of bone...ers. You could try Ghost Hunting or Hikaru Dorodango on male subjects. 😁 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Tongue-in-cheek people

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Thanks...you got it. Interesting suggestions there....I'm still leaning towards the dung beetles though

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Iamben have you seen her profile? I don’t think she needs to go to the gym 😉 She looks pretty perfect to me 👌

  • sweetpussy4u

    sweetpussy4u

    5 years ago

    Become an expert at pickling eels feet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Pull the wings off annoying insects because you know they are all male right ? Kill him ! Kill him !

  • sw1ng3rz

    sw1ng3rz

    5 years ago

    Ant farm or maybe sea monkeys lol

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    5 years ago

    LoL @ Seamonkeys. I used to see them advertised on the back of Archie magazines. I always wanted one. 😁 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    There wasn't anything remotely anti-male in my topic. You're going to tear a rotator cuff soon with that huge barrow you keep pushing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'sw1ng3rz' Ant farm or maybe sea monkeys lol I like it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'sweetpussy4u' Become an expert at pickling eels feet. Brilliant

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'sweetpussy4u' Become an expert at pickling eels feet. It took me a few seconds to get that one

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    When brushing your teeth you could practise swishing and swallowing, rather than the stock standard spitting it out. Or, you could practise some oral warm up exercises. For example, repeat over and over 'the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips...'. Dig the old hula-hoop back out and practise your grinding to perfection. Mmmm what else?

  • sw1ng3rz

    sw1ng3rz

    5 years ago

    Or grass heads..... gardening and then hairdressing all built into one lol

  • Mask_007

    Mask_007

    5 years ago

    You could start submarine watching, i starred a new hobby with a great deal of success, is called folding counting. And take-a-way food tasting. Is going really well...

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    5 years ago

    Navel gazing. I’m an expert now. Otherwise pick a song and sing it loudly and in various locations in public. Im partial to Benny And The Jets by Elton. I like singing the high part where he screams Benny! Benny!. over and over again. I’m working on getting word perfect on the lyrics.

  • Mask_007

    Mask_007

    5 years ago

    My new hobby now is meeting up for coffee for first contact. First message is hi, and we can meet up at these cafe at... then i be there. If the come good, if not, i had a really good coffee at least. Hahahahahahahaha....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Some fab suggestions there. Don't have a hula-hoop but might need to invest in one... EQ - navel gazing is a hobby we share...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Did that 2 years ago, all good darling. Tongue in cheek remember x

  • OkeyDoke45

    OkeyDoke45

    5 years ago

    Like you OP, I too have taken a recent sabbatical from all of it as of a few months ago. It is amazingly liberating. All that extra time! I have taken to jigsaw puzzles, man do they focus the mind. With a bit of music on Spotify, pick a random playlist and just let it run. It's either that or buying a dozen tins of pineapple pieces, opening them all up and then trying to form the perfect pineapple circle (just to satisfy the tongue-in-cheek criteria).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    You could try them but watch out for the pirate who hangs around with them occasionally, he will definitely be keen to get jiggy with any new girls in town 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    You could try them but watch out for the pirate who hangs around with them occasionally, he will definitely be keen to get jiggy with any new girls in town 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I don't know exactly what it is that you get out of being so consistently petty and nasty towards all the women on here, even when we've done nothing to deserve it, but I really do hope it's worth it for you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'OkeyDoke45' Like you OP, I too have taken a recent sabbatical from all of it as of a few months ago. It is amazingly liberating. All that extra time! I have taken to jigsaw puzzles, man do they focus the mind. With a bit of music on Spotify, pick a random playlist and just let it run. It's either that or buying a dozen tins of pineapple pieces, opening them all up and then trying to form the perfect pineapple circle (just to satisfy the tongue-in-cheek criteria). Both very good ideas! Hope the sabbatical continues to liberate and inspire. I'll be at the 3 year no sex mark soon....might have to throw myself a party

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'MrMojoRisin' You could try them but watch out for the pirate who hangs around with them occasionally, he will definitely be keen to get jiggy with any new girls in town 😜 I have never knitted in my life, wonder if they would teach me? Knitting is very good for hand dexterity and hand-eye coordination.... I'll just have to take my chances with the pirate

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I just deleted my response, no point.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    We have pet worms..We got them to go fishing & thought “why not farm them instead of paying $1 a bloody worm every time we want some”, so that’s what we did...that was at least 6 months ago & we still haven’t gone fishing, now they’re more like pets, once a month or so we feed them & marvel at the fact that they seem to be thriving 🤣 worm farming is where it’s at!! YWIA (you’re welcome in advance) 😂😂 Ms Phoenix.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Haha...love it I was also thinking about beekeeping...

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    5 years ago

    I got my flow hive 12 months ago. They really are fascinating creatures. Good for the veggie garden and flowers. They don’t take much maintenance but you never stop learning about them. Mr Luvsilver

  • compressor

    compressor

    5 years ago

    You could just sit back and relax and let me massage you all over lol. Now I am dreaming

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    That's so cool! Do you get honey from them?

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    5 years ago

    Harvested about 6 kg just before Christmas ,I could have taken more in April but left it for the bees to ensure they had plenty over winter . There will be another harvest in about a month. The honey is just a bonus though, we just love having them around. Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    We killed Spartacus though Ms Phoenix... Well maybe it was more me...lol Mr dragon

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    5 years ago

    I use the gym and weights. I no longer have time to meet people as I spend so much time doing the things I love now. If they ghost you there is something wrong with them anyway so be glad.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    They finish off the compost though and have a ah furever home. No dangling off the end of fishing lines for these fine specimens. They are pretty close to sex in a way, have you seen a bunch in a feeding frenzy? That's when they get it on! Hope there's not one in my 🍑...

  • TheQuiet1

    TheQuiet1

    5 years ago

    An amateur paranormal investigator?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'Dragon_Phoenix' We killed Spartacus though Ms Phoenix... Well maybe it was more me...lol Mr dragon Poor Spartacus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'TheQuiet1' An amateur paranormal investigator? Nice! Lots of travel, visiting really interesting places, perhaps my own tv show...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Take up weight training.... get buff & you’ll never be ghosted again 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    World peace, simples. Hampster whipserer Professional big toe wiggler

  • Hotlipsplus0ne

    Hotlipsplus0ne

    5 years ago

    Ghosting pushes you in so many directions. Why not investigate being a sex therapist. Or an orgasm master, giving men instruction on how to please a woman.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    You could try Fire Walking to occupy your mind... I hear it's so much fun! Another good one is Sword Swallowing! Takes skill and time to learn to do that!

  • abab1

    abab1

    5 years ago

    Maybe you should host parties? All the talk of sex, a nice view but if you're a good host of a decent size party with newbies, you'll probably miss out on sex!

  • genuineolder59

    genuineolder59

    5 years ago

    Sea horse training & racing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Write erotica. You are in total control, can have as much sex as you like and your characters can only ghost you if you get writer's block.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Who the fuck in their right mind would ghost you!?!? Do you like watersports? Check out kitesurfing, there's a great little kiting community up there in Townsville. Awesome for fitness and keeping that hot body of yours in shape, way better than wasting boring hours in a gym. Go see Marvin at In the Loop / Skin Ski & Surf Townsville, he can hook you up with lessons and get you going. It can become addictive though, and everything will depend on wind lol. It's not as hard as it looks, and is a sport you can do well and truly for decades to come. More and more women are taking it up. And most of the time you'll be too exhausted after being out on the water to even think about sex lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I’m still reeling at the death of the worm I named then never checked on again 😔 Beekeeping does sound like a good hobby though and being that bees are on the decline it’s a very helpful hobby too. I’m so going to look into these flow hive thingies! Ms Phoenix.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Invent the left handed hammer and pencil

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Knit a jumper out of your pubic hair... More importantly - where did you get your unicorn necklace? I'd like to get my daughter one. Thanks :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Lawn bowls. Take up lawn bowls.

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    5 years ago

    Are you saying only non buff people get ghosted? Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    ..... Being in Townsville you could always take up cane toad racing 🐸

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Were you ghosted by a ‘lovely’ guy in Cairns? Seems like it’s the flavour of the month.... Maybe re-shift focussing on meeting new people for friendship and fun adventures rather than seeking sex. Who know where it could lead!

  • lucykai

    lucykai

    5 years ago

    Dedicate some time to traveling and visit Sydney 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Maybe try a different kind of diving. Muff driving is fun, but it can sometimes leave you feeling a little shallow and disappointed. Scuba diving is fun, you can go deeper, you still get wet and best of all it’s a group activity. 😅

  • LoveBeingNude15

    LoveBeingNude15

    5 years ago

    Get your tan on at a nude beach!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Navel gazing and knitting are a common theme. Perhaps if you combine collecting belly button lint and knitting, it could produce something that appeals to you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'Dragon_Phoenix'Beekeeping does sound like a good hobby though and being that bees are on the decline it’s a very helpful hobby too. I’m so going to look into these flow hive thingies! Ms Phoenix. Beekeeping is something I'd definitely be keen on having a go at one day if I'm ever living in a suitable place for it. As you say Ms Phoenix the bees also need all the help they can get these days.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'Mountgirl' Take up weight training.... get buff & you’ll never be ghosted again 🤷🏻‍♀️😉 I already do weights....didn't help

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'SeaBreezeRun' Who the fuck in their right mind would ghost you!?!? Do you like watersports? Check out kitesurfing, there's a great little kiting community up there in Townsville. Awesome for fitness and keeping that hot body of yours in shape, way better than wasting boring hours in a gym. Thanks for the suggestion, I've seen people kitesurfing here at Pallarenda. I'll keep it in mind. I do like the gym though. Lifting weights is a good way to work off frustration...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Sausage sampler with a side of vaggies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Ever considered mountain biking, I hear the seats can sometimes be a bit more than comfortable.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Believe me there is a huge market for voice activated golf balls. 🙄

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    5 years ago

    Now is your chance you two. Fire the truck up and take a road trip to Harcourt this Sunday. There is a bee keepers field day on. There will be information,demonstrations, trade stalls etc. Mr Luvsilver

  • joanne1991

    joanne1991

    5 years ago

    I’m thinking your needing to replace a person in your life, no need for new hobbies, replace it with a toy. It never ghosts you, never argues, is always there for you, no other hobby needed lol

  • joanne1991

    joanne1991

    5 years ago

    wtf how does being buffed stop ghosting. Have you bothered to check this ladies profile.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Ms Phoenix... What exactly have you signed us up for now weirdo??? Mr Dragon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Aww c'mon....I can totally see you in a bee suit

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Something about frogs toilet paper and a piece of string.....🤔 nope its gone

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Lol to be honest, I can see Ms Phoenix actually having an incredibly hilarious journey with bees.... One of the things I enjoy about Ms is her appetite for such ventures as they’re foreseeably going to be popular on YouTube for our many fails....I can picture her falling and pumping smoke into her bonnet lol As for my experience with looking after things....RIP Spartacus lol Mr Dragon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Under water Basket weaving. Full contact solitaire. Existential Crisis Management Software consultant. Marine Dentistry-specialising in making false teeth for Gummy sharks.

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'Azdaja' Aww c'mon....I can totally see you in a bee suit I Know it's not what you meant but pictured him dancing around in a paddock dressed as a bee - see above video anyone that doesn't know it.Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Such a good song and great clip!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'Carbonbased' Existential Crisis Management Software consultant. Love it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'Azdaja'I'll be at the 3 year no sex mark soon....might have to throw myself a party I think you have your answer right there. Planning out your '3 Year No - Sex Party' will be a fun hobby for a few months. 1. It will confuse the hell out of everyone attending, particularly when you give every attendee a different theme/dress code. (Attendee: Is this a sex party... or a no sex party... or hmmm, I'm so confused.) 2. Inviting a mix of vanilla and sex party people will make for the most interesting conversations. 3. Being the host, it would be impolite to f^%$^ your attendees, particularly the confused vanilla people, so you won't have to worry about breaking your No Sex record. 4. At the successful conclusion, you can start your next book - "No Sex Parties For Fun and Profit". 5. Followed by the sequel, "No Sex Parties For Dummies" . 6. Ending the book trilogy with a cook book "Chicken Noodle Soup - For The No Sex Party". If only Margaret Fulton was still with us, I'm sure she would have written the forward, and revealed her lifelong passion as a secret swinger therein. - Alex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Brilliant! Fun, intellectually stimulating, and profitable! Can also add #7 to the list - after the book trilogy has topped the best seller lists, start to plan the 4 year No Sex Party

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    You are ambitious, writing a trilogy of best sellers, across multiple genre's in less than 1 year. As supremely talented as you obviously are, even you would be hard pressed to call this endeavor a 'hobby'. Even more pressing, with such fame and fortune being showered upon you, would it be possible to resist banging one of your thousands of groupies? Sure going 4yrs without playing 'hide the sausage from Margaret Faulton' (a swinger/foodie favourite) is an achievement worthy of a Tibetan Monk... but is it worth it, in the end. - Alex.

  • Richter44

    Richter44

    5 years ago

    Are you any good at digging holes?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    How about developing the art of Shibari... great fun could lead to navel gazing... By the way I certainly do not see why anyone would ghost you....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'Richter44' Are you any good at digging holes? of the literal type. The metaphorical type - I'm a master at it

  • SSExplorer

    SSExplorer

    5 years ago

    Haha I wish we had time for hobbies! We have 2 little ‘sex prevention hobbies’ that we have to work around. So we are perfecting the art of the quicky and savour the rare times we get time for long, slow sex or cuddles and sleep which are also much coveted. One day we will get more time for sailing, motorbikes, travel, indulging our ever growing list of fantasies.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Dress up as Krusty the clown and toss peanuts to the ducks at the local park. Make it a live cam show Go to the supermarket and turn the cabbages upside down. Become Australia’s foremost expert on vintage trampolines, then go on Antiques Roadshow. Whittle a dildo. Get a degree in Phrenology from the University of Tuvalu. Insist on being referred to as Dr. Work out which end of the pineapple is the rough end.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Thumb fondler.. Its a ripper for passing time. Helps too if the wall papper is decorated..

  • cat_n_the_hatter

    cat_n_the_hatter

    5 years ago

    I saw girls, being taught by their mothers how to passive and please others. Seldom I saw women teaching their daughters how to be independent, confident and brave. Be unapologetic for who you are. Follow your passions. Read for pleasure, to expand your horizons - visit places. Engage in interesting conversations. I wish we do not cling on to that hedonism so tightly and that we are more subversive. More brave. Learn from inspirational men - no, they are not alpha males. I am confident that you will find the most success when you least expect it. Beekeeping sounds great. I love winning. (Ms)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Firstly Azdaja, my new hobby is understanding what fool would ghost you?! But that’s mine, you can’t have it. 😜 To answer your question, a few of my favs are tree shaping, extreme ironing, and learning a new language. I’m currently tying to learn to speak Wookie. 😂

  • DadBodnHotWife

    DadBodnHotWife

    5 years ago

    Perhaps you could make prank phone calls pretending to be a mime artist? Personally, I was collecting parking tickets for a while, but I don’t visit Subiaco too often these days.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I just grab my camera gear and go for a drive somewhere. Beach bush or city. Not that I get anything remotely like a reply these days. For me this really had just become a window shopping site as I get f all replies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Start adopting cats for self protection and become a crazy cat lady.

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    5 years ago

    So very true for many people over many yrs. We have 2 little ‘sex prevention hobbies

  • Plain

    Plain

    5 years ago

    Using all the dick picks in RHP, hmm maybe thats a bit over the top, oh well.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    5 years ago

    Devote your time to designing and building your own custom fucking machine. When finished, the need for dating has evaporated and your life will be your own

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    5 years ago

    Dogs. Lego. Ice cream.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'JimmyOcean' Start adopting cats for self protection and become a crazy cat lady. there's already two cats in my house so I'm well on the way

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Quoting 'countrytouch82' Dogs. Wish I could get a dog (or two, or three)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Take up tantric masturbation. It works for me 😋