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Sexy Poems

September 01 2014

“Jack Sprat could eat no fat, His wife could eat Noelene” goes the old nursery rhyme.Initially we can establish that Mr Sprat is married to his good lady wife.It appears that Mr Sprat treats his marriage as God intended it to be i.e. between a man and a woman.The rhyme exhorts, in slang, that Mr Sprat does not practise fellatio and we can extrapolate that he also does not entertain gentlemen callers knocking at his backdoor, so to speak.It’s fair to say that one practice might be a gateway to the other so for all intents and purposes we can say that Mr Sprat is heterosexual.Conversely, the rhyme is upfront (pun intended) in suggesting that Mrs Sprat has her Liquor Licence.It makes no bones about the fact that the object of her homosexual affection is someone named Noelene.The unknown factor is whether or not Mrs Sprat has the blessing of Mr Sprat in her cunnilingual pursuits.The rhyme states merely that she “could eat Noelene” and no suggestion of mutual consent is made nor can be thought to be implied.One needs more information to complete this story.The rhyme finishes with, “And so between them both, you see, They licked the platter clean”.Although obscure euphemisms are used (most probably to protect young ears), immediately we know that Mr Sprat is, indeed, complicit in the affair that his wife is having.It seems that Noelene is quite accommodating and although left unsaid it should be reasonable to think that Mr Sprat is penetrating her as well as his bisexual wife making for a ménage a trois.Yes, it’s the subtext of these nursery rhymes that makes them magic!Question; What is your favourite Poem containing Sexual Undertones?

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madotara69

10 years ago

While riding through Texas, where bullets fly thick One hand on the saddle, one hand one my dick It was there that I met her, the girl I adore Sweet Shallot, the harlot, the cow punchers whore She was easy, she was greasy and always on heat When ever I met her, she was out on the street She'd fuck for a dollar, take less or take more Sweet Shallot the harlot, the cow punchers whore While lying in bed one night, playing with a tit She said "excuse me my darling, I must have a shit" She went too the window and stuck out her arse I pity the poor bastard walking past A lonely night watchman, heard a slight rustle from the sky He looked up and a stream of hot shit, hit him fair in the eyes He had ten poxy children and a syphilitic wife He now stands on the corner of Market and Pitt With a sign round his neck, saying blinded by shit. Mado Mado Tara xx

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RHP User

10 years ago

What is it like to be a sex god? To know the exact spot that will rock their worlds in ways never seen before and never seen again, their parting words, You are a God! . To have them scream your name, knowing as soon as they’re gone you sit alone, eating cold spaghetti from a can, as you continue to detach yourself from another emotionless encounter. Nonetheless, they know you’re a god. . What is it to be this god with so many lovers yet never knowing some names, or what should solidify what you’ve shared? The object of their fantasies yet to never see “I love you” in their eyes, or hear it from the lips of one lying beside you the next morning, for there’s no one there. . What is it to be a sex god ruling none for once those words are uttered, their worship is gone. The god who rules universes of lust where stars flash but never ignite, leaving blackened skies crying out for full moons. The god who has never felt another’s heart beat against his own, who cries himself to sleep for the mistakes he’s made, longing for the anticipation of 1,000 kisses that stand still in time? . I am this god, and I stand alone.

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RHP User

10 years ago

sat in the corner..eating out little miss muffet.stuck in his tongue, popped out her cherry..And said.. "That was a fckn sight better then Plum"

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RHP User

10 years ago

I like your quote redhot666

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RHP User

10 years ago

think you've misinterpreted the first line of that rhyme OP...it's "his wife could eat no lean", not Noelene. There are various interpretations about what the rhyme is talking about but none that I've read are sexual in nature.

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RHP User

10 years ago

Let us at least believe that "between the two of them They licked each other clean." :P - Posted from rhpmobile

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