Sexy Public Service Announcements.

November 06 2014

"May I have your attention please. I'm about to orgasm." Do you 'announce' your orgasms? If so, how? Have you ever had a funny moment where a partner announcing their orgasm caught you off guard? Most men and women (in my experience) seems to stick to the tried-and-true "I'm gonna cum" but some people have surprised me in the past. For instance, there was the guy that growled right in my ear like an angry dog then would purr almost like a contented little kitten Kinda sexy but a bit of a shock at first. Would love to hear your stories, funny or otherwise. JR xx

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  • cutecouplewa

    cutecouplewa

    10 years ago

    I like the regular "I'm going to cum" or "I'm cumming". I've never thought of saying anything else.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    "I'm cumming", just before I cum. But since meeting my hunky man friend, I announce it by moaning out his name numerous times and beating his chest, scratching his chest or back, and pulling at his hair. I don't leave scars but I reckon that bald patch is from me :P - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Oooh I have had a growler. Very sexy. One time he apparently growled at his desk at work because we were sexting kinky stuff to each other. :P

  • SacralChakra

    SacralChakra

    10 years ago

    I'll generally say I'm gonna cum. I love hearing the response which is usually the trigger to tip me over the edge.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have had two lovers who make skippy noises when they load up to have their 3-4th orgasm 😄 And of course my lover after my marriage ended, she'd slice and dice me with her nails when she came... Sometimes it scared me because it hurt... But I was in no doubt about "when" to give her every last bit of energy I had... 😈 Bless her little cotton sox... 😎 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    My body will tell you when I'm coming.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I either tell him to fuck off or say "Fuck you"! :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A new lover announced it like this: I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, oh god I'm gonna cum, fuck I'm gonna cum, I'mgonaacumImgonnacumfuckfuckfuckI'mgonnacuuuuuuuummmmm!!!!! A tad distracting...

  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    10 years ago

    'Ohohohohfucki'm gonnacumfuckthat'ssogoodgonnacumfuckfuckgaaaaaaahfuckyouresogoodaaaaahhhhhhhh' !! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I totally agree.......actions speak louder than words

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Hubby has described some women as having 'convulsions '. I'm a yell out 'fuck I'm coming' or call out the name of any higher being, then I quickly tell them to move as I squirt. They better move quick Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I used to always say I'm gonna cum, however after I moved into a house with co inhabitants, I bacame rather quiet in bed, just heavy breathing lol In more recent encounters, and back to living alone, I find myself moaning rather loudly, which gets faster and louder as the climax comes and then cum, which I thought made it quite obvious that I had orgasmed, paired with the twitching that is lol. But apparently this isn't always obvious. I did have a guy trying to hold out on cumming himself because he thought I hadn't yet lol So maybe I need to start talking more during sex lol

  • loveorall

    loveorall

    10 years ago

    My body starts to shake / twitch a little as I'm about to cum, so the will always be able to tell with me, And usually everytime i hear the lady say she's about to cum and cumms, the feeling from her and knowing she's pleased, tips me over the edge at the same time, - Posted from rhpmobile

  • 6exxy

    6exxy

    10 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    When I'm banging away like rabid dog, grunting like a wild boar, and then..... She updates Facebook lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Its usually quite obvious... the intensity of sighs and moans rises to a peak and the person either freezes, or goes into shuddering convulsions, or something in between. Ive heard very quiet cummers, making you wonder "is that all?" to those who could wake the neighbours.... in NZ. One girl suddenly began speaking in Gernman and totally forgot her English.... Im told guys typically go harder and faster as they approach the line, and women seem to press more down firmly. It takes me a while so usually its she urging me to come too, so she will know without me verbalising it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I like my sex like I like my weather channel.... constant updates :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    oh shit, I am going to cum, nooooooooo. Usually because it is way too quick. The last one I saw was a grunter, the whole way through it, I thought I was part of some David Attenborough doco about mating. I can't remember my cues for cumming with a lover, it has been so long.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    With that fantastic body and making a announcement like : May I have your attention please.. ? 'Im about to Orgasm ... I think I might be saying something like' opps' sorry bout that.. can we start again ? hehe..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I just sort of moan. The best bit is after I cum, uncontrollable giggles, like a child being tickled at it's best. Most women love it, but one was really offended. Oops.

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    10 years ago

    Well I did have one lass that I told "I'm gonna cum if you keep that up" To which she kept going and got a big mouthful for her efforts.Damn shame really, she was a spitter......hahaha Lets

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' I have had two lovers who make skippy noises when they load up to have their 3-4th orgasm Skippy noises? As in, the bush kangaroo, yeah? Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'One girl suddenly began speaking in Gernman and totally forgot her English.... Lapsing into a different language? That could be really hot! Quoting 'AGuyWithRespect'I like my sex like I like my weather channel.... constant updates :) Constant? Really? Couldn't that be a little distracting? LOL! Quoting 'ralf74'The last one I saw was a grunter, the whole way through it, I thought I was part of some David Attenborough doco about mating. Hahah Love the doco comparison Ralf, hilarious! Quoting 'Jay_Me'With that fantastic body and making a announcement like : May I have your attention please.. ? 'Im about to Orgasm ...I think I might be saying something like' opps' sorry bout that.. can we start again ? hehe.. Haha Jay! Well, I didn't say that that announcement is how I announce. That would be...off-putting. Wouldn't be the first time I've had someone apologise though. I'd rather they just moved on to using their mouth for something other than apologies though

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    10 years ago

    That's what I get for trying to be efficient and post all of my responses at once, sorry for the formatting errors people! JR xx

  • cutecouplewa

    cutecouplewa

    10 years ago

    My stream is now full of "JessicaRabbit has liked this forum post". haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Skippy the bush kangaroo !! If I could type in the language of "skippy" I would to demonstrate for you... But I'm stuffed if I can spell anything in skippy...? Lol. It's hilaroius when it happens though... Personally, I'm not a mind reader, and while some women leave me in no doubt when they're cumming ... others are so ninja that unless they tell me I have no idea... So yes I like to be told... Or you can talk skippy to me 😄😄👍 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    was whilst giving a guy head. I decided to avert my intense sucking to his bum while I wanked him. I sucked and sucked as hard as I could till his little rose bud had protruded into my mouth and used my tounge to fuck his little hole as I sucked. I knew he was enjoying this as I felt the precome dribble over my fingers as I wanked him. Then a wicked thought came into my head and I decided to reverse the sucking, took a deep breath and blew all the air in my lungs up his bum. I just sat up and watched him convulse and cum all over the place. It was fucking magic the reaction on his face.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That is a BLOW job !

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'JessicaRabbit' Lapsing into a different language? That could be really hot! Totally. She started with "I vill cum like dis".... and then,...... moans in german. It was like being yelled at by Sgt Schultz's hot sister hahahaha :-)

  • andyrabbit

    andyrabbit

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'EuropianBliss' was whilst giving a guy head. I decided to avert my intense sucking to his bum while I wanked him. I sucked and sucked as hard as I could till his little rose bud had protruded into my mouth and used my tounge to fuck his little hole as I sucked. I knew he was enjoying this as I felt the precome dribble over my fingers as I wanked him. Then a wicked thought came into my head and I decided to reverse the sucking, took a deep breath and blew all the air in my lungs up his bum. I just sat up and watched him convulse and cum all over the place. It was fucking magic the reaction on his face. god I love to have that done by you EuropianBliss

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    haha... Know what you mean Jess.. Kinda sounds like ' " the next train pulling out of platform 1..... type of announcement ' doesn't it.. Besides' It's a bit hard to talk with your mouth full...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I had a woman who whole body got so sensitive after cumming she couldn't stand to be touched at all. First time she kinda just convulsed then nearly threw me across the room. It was doggy from then on... just for safety reasons.

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    Please Sir may I cum......😜

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    I'm not big on silent sex, love when they get the low growl, grunting, whispers in my ear, hot breath on me, noise is good..... fuck yes, oh yes, fuckkkk I'm cumming.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.......ohhhhhhh my goooooosh........oh my fu*kn gosssssshh.........oh my fu*kn...........goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I once had a girl who used to count. Apparently was incredibly easy (not trying to boast or anything) and just used to count out loud as she used to cum in waves. One of the weirdest experiences ever. Worked in the beginning, but was quickly off putting :/ even more so when she passed out. That was a new.. never had that before. MR

  • mrnaughty88

    mrnaughty88

    10 years ago

    I much prefer it when they dont say anything and you can feel the build up when you're slowly licking them and sliding a finger or two in and out. A while back there was this absolutely gorgeous little red head i was going down on in the back of my car and every time she would orgasm you could slowly feel it building up and her body tensing then light pulsing/clenching until she hit and her whole body would ride with it. Quite exciting :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm cuuummmmmiiiinnggggg is pretty standard for us :) whoever goes first usually sets the other off! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ag4mg92' Hubby has described some women as having 'convulsions '. I'm a yell out 'fuck I'm coming' or call out the name of any higher being, then I quickly tell them to move as I squirt. They better move quick Mary xx Mary The last thing I'd do is move when you're squirting. It reminds me of a couple I saw at Stilettos. She was on her back he was deep fucking her. When she came she lifted her pelvis and had this massive squirt. It started at his belly and as her body tensed the stream ended up hitting him in the chest. It was an amazing sight, one I will never forget......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Once there was this woman that screamed so loud I thought I had hurt her (although there were no complaints moments before). The last thing it did was make me orgasm. Scared the crap out of me, my wife at the time, and the guy that was fucking her. Her partner reassured me that everything was normal and that she would be breathing properly in a minute. I think the fact I couldn't get hard for the rest of the evening made her feel inadequate, especially when she put a lot of effort into trying to suck me hard again, all to no avail. Ladies, if you scream when you orgasm, please let him know before you do so the rest of the evening is spent doing it again and again. lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Actually I'm very passionate and expressive. Dramatic too. I prefer not to cum too easily most of the time, so when I do it's BIG!! Operatic!! Horn-helmeted women wearing pointed breast plates kind of affair!! Some women enjoy the spectacle. Sometimes my grunts and groans have been likened to a dying dinosaur. I'll err on the side of fervour anytime. A woman bit a hole in my bottom lip while she was cumming. I've also had a lover punch me just before she orgasmed. Screamers are the best!! Throw your head back and wail all the way baby!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm cumming, I'm gonna cum, I wanna cum are our standards but definitely the first person always sets the second one off. Good times! Very occasionally we will have a 'quiet' orgasm too. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    My body announces my orgasm ... before my mouth gets a chance lol quiver, quiver ... deeper, deeper .. moan, moan .. he know's when it's coming :)

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    10 years ago

    I wait till I know shes ready then grab her hair and grind slow.Then when she cumms or peak grind hard and fast.I think its nicer to cumm together.BDSM I make then come real close and stop then start again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I had a friend who was very hairy i mean ALL over. Very passionate and very vocal ......it was like being with Chewbacca ..................i started laughing............... I now know what an offended wookie looks like ........... so i tried to hold it in and then started hiccuping ..............from then on it was just a comedy of errors !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'just_the3ofus' I once had a girl who used to count. The two men inside me wanted to come at the same time, so they agreed one of them would count down. I went like this: "10, 9, 8... 2! 1!!!"

  • langton11

    langton11

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality' I either tell him to fuck off or say "Fuck you"! :-) I need some of that abuse lol

  • langton11

    langton11

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality' I either tell him to fuck off or say "Fuck you"! :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I do enjoy a girl who screams out and then you continue to make love after she has come. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Good fuck = "FAAAAARK"So so = "Ooh" (grunting)For the high society = "Ooh I'm arriving" Mrs :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You can totally tell when I'm coming, I'm pretty vocal ;) Love a guy who tells me when he's coming, the louder the better! Silent comers freak me out, just let it go! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    the funniest one i have had was i had her on the brink for quite sometime and as she was about to orgasm she yelled out "if u stop i am going to fucking stab you in the chest"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Still got the scars on my back...love it when she does that hehe - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    My body says it all !!! As for my husband; he usually says in a controlled and restrained manner " Oh, fuuuuck !!!" Amy

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    10 years ago

    I love that this thread has been resurrected as some of these responses have been hilarious! Fdom234 I can kind of relate but I think my laughter was at a facial expression combined with the sound rather than body hair related... Azzron I guess that's one way to ensure you get what you want LOL I usually just make frustrated soumds and most get it! I love being vocal and definitely agree when you can just let it go without worrying about being quiet. Jess xx

  • sex_and_romance

    sex_and_romance

    10 years ago

    5 years in Tokyo and couldn't get used to the fact that in Japanese they "go" instead "come".... Going, going, gone! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    JessicaRabbit LOL i suppose thats what you get for being a tease, but she would blurt out the most random things and not remember what she has said. It was like a suprise everything we played

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm having what she's having xx Freya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ..."did you cum?" is my favourite. Well obviously I did, I just grunted.

  • blackbig

    blackbig

    10 years ago

    I had a met a girl who would completely go unconscious for couple of minutes....kind of 😳 I made sure she had a pulse and that she was breathing 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I do feel I little shaky but love to go hard and blast like a bomb - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The French call it le petite mort.The little death xxFreya

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya79' The French call it le petite mort.The little death xxFreya Havent quite seen the full pass-out... but I've certainly seen the "very dazed and confused and needing a tall glass of water and a good lie down"

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    10 years ago

    Also a hilarious Aussie movie! (I'm allowed to go off topic when it's my post, right?). I just love how different everybody is when it comes (no pun intended) to this stuff. It's always a surprise to see how people react. I might be slightly concerned if someone went unconscious though, never seen that before...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I usually have a couple of heralds nearby to proclaim my imminent release. It can be disconcerting for partners at first, but they get used to it, often even enjoying the extra company.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting Lovinit. "I'm not big on silent sex, love when they get the low growl, grunting, whispers in my ear, hot breath on me, noise is good..... fuck yes, oh yes, fuckkkk I'm cumming....." I fuckin luv the deep manly moans and grunt. Totally get off on it 😝😏

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yes I do know when you're cumming! So do the neighbours! Lol