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June 01 2017

I(Ms U) was at a pub celebrating a friends birthday. A mate had made friends with a hen's party at the bar, so of course I jumped on board. A few shots later I was chatting with the hen who expressed her desire to go to a strip club for a lap dance. What was I do to other than offer her my services? It was almost kick out time and people were starting to leave. We found a quiet spot on the balcony over looking the dance floor where I sat her down and proceeded to give her my best interpretation of a lap dance. For 10 whole minutes I owned that woman! Our friends that watched said it was pretty good, andI must admit she looked rather happy with it! That is one experience I will never forget, and I hope karma returns the favour to me one day! Your turn.....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I was drinking with Pantera following one of their Perth concerts after meeting them the night prior at the Hip-e Club. They each had a rat and were having races on the bar. When it came time to leave Dimebag gave me his rat with instructions on where they were staying and to bring the rat. Instead I picked up a girl and released the rat into the wild on the way home in our taxi. So if anyone has a rat problem near Glendalough it may actually be Panteras fault for entrusting me with such responsibility.

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    8 years ago

    since, to date, the most interesting thing that's ever happened to me is a rather tame quickie in a school on the way to an aussie day bbq. For some RHPers that's probably just something to do on a Saturday when you're bored, but for me its highly likely to be a once in a lifetime event.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The problem with relaying experiences is that it's a public forum. I have a classic lol still laugh out loud when I think about it, but it was RL and I didn't tell them who I am on here, and so can't say what happened. By doing so, I'd out myself lol So unfortunately, 'Mum's the word' can't share 😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Same with other experiences, I've had many random encounters in RL that are a real adrenaline rush, I mean with strangers, guys who hit me up in public might get more than they bargained on 😉 but they never complain. Meeting someone like that, just wandering around a shop or whatever, start exchanging glances, chemistry, gets pretty hot in there, then to kiss within seconds of talking, almost as if conversation isn't required, well that is the hottest thing, with no nerves or guilt, just letting go, very intimate, slowly let our lips touch, hover our faces close and struggle to breath, with people walking around, it's making me horny right now actually. I seriously love losing pretention, just relaxing into it, feeling everything kind of constrict inside when the chemistry and arousal kicks in. I'll have that every day, with two or more guys, I'll definitely have it every day. I look every day btw always check my surrounds/terrain and prey lol I jest but I'm not joking, every day 😉

  • Curious1965

    Curious1965

    8 years ago

    I-touch, I really like your approach to life - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thank you 😀 took me long enough to get here, I'm drinking it up 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Whacked on the wrist by a window wenches high heel as I took a photo, unintentionally, as I was just in tourist photo mode as I happened to cross the invisible line into red light territory. I'll be on my guard next time Oh and then later that night being taken up on stage at the sex show place, elephant club? Let's just say im glad I was the first one to have a bite of the banana... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • P69D69

    P69D69

    8 years ago

    In regards to your Hen fun. I wasn't so lucky, my wife was on dance floor with my sister inlaw, i was playing pool with my brother, this hen was flirting with me, came up to me saying she had to pick someone to remove her knickers and she wanted me to do it. Ummmm brother watching, ummmm well before we where in this scene, brother possibly would frown upon it and may inform my wife. I couldn't do it behind my wife's back. I had to decline. Dam And she was sooooooo dam hot. Seperate early occassion when I was single, had a hot hen flirting with me, dirty dancing with me, pashing tongue down my throat, hands going everywhere, she had a male chaperone who kept pulling her away and telling me not to dance with her, I said mate she's the one doing it and I respect you protecting her and that I had no intentions of involving myself any further. But was a shame she was getting married.