RHP

RHP User

M53

Should I use this on my profile?

December 02 2013

fun

I'm looking for someone to leave me Mesmerised, with Sun-Kissed skin that I can smoother with chocolate. You can then cover me and we can both get TongueCramps cleaning up the mess. Someone to be my friend, I'm not looking for Freya to cover me with her cloak. I like a PeachyPear, a Pair that will take me to Paradise. If you're a couple, Him n Me will need to get along very well. Hopefully, you'll be Superfoxxy and not Meek, Ahh, we could have an Awesome time.... A little about me. I'm a MischievousLad, physically Tall n Hard. Your orgasm is a HighPriority, because you're worth it. I have a Kaleidoscope of interests and am confident enough not to need a Wingman to help me with the ladies. I have a tendency to Stir It Alot to keep things interesting. As a Honky might say " Funlover is Indy house."

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Forgot Paintme and Luckdragon? Inspirit will get you for that..But seriously, you thought to write "you can cover me" and not think "ehhh... paint me?".Sheesh.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    No comment :( - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    "paint me in chocolate" ... but ... I'm just a nobody ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And some I couldn't fit in. Try putting Luckdragon, Kizza or amicus into a sentence. Um other than that one ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Kizza my va JayJay lol!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    *scratches head*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mr.Fun,the ones that you forgot are the important ones...your subconcious shielding you from bed-dazzlement

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well I'm glad you think I'm worth it mate... Just need to convince the fillies... 😎😈 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... Nice work funlover 👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And I thought that 'positive reinforcement' thread was bad enough.... LOL ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'JayJay_66' Kizza my va JayJay lol!! It's like school, JayJay.In pre-school you pull the ponytail of the girl you like, in high school you pretend not to notice her.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And now I'm looking forward to other clever additions - JayJay, that's gold!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    After saying "Not Meek..." Man.. I advise you.. NEVER let Meeks get behind you when you are Naked.... OR tied up... Just saying......

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    a fun lover has to much time on his hands so in the spirit of xmas. ...I suggest you paint me in tuscan red and call on the luck of a dragon, as you will need it when doctor feel good comes by in a chev, along with the unrushed one too utilise meekas strapon in your bigmamma arse, for being like a blindman and thinking you are a random agent and can kiss any jay jay you like..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' a fun lover has to much time on his hands so in the spirit of xmas. ...I suggest you paint me in tuscan red and call on the luck of a dragon, as you will need it when doctor feel good comes by in a chev, along with the unrushed one too utilise meekas strapon in your bigmamma arse, for being like a blindman and thinking you are a random agent and can kiss any jay jay you like.. Like

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' a fun lover has to much time on his hands so in the spirit of xmas. ...I suggest you paint me in tuscan red and call on the luck of a dragon, as you will need it when doctor feel good comes by in a chev, along with the unrushed one too utilise meekas strapon in your bigmamma arse, for being like a blindman and thinking you are a random agent and can kiss any jay jay you like.. But yours is still a worthy piece too Fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' a fun lover has to much time on his hands so in the spirit of xmas. ...I suggest you paint me in tuscan red and call on the luck of a dragon, as you will need it when doctor feel good comes by in a chev, along with the unrushed one too utilise meekas strapon in your bigmamma arse, for being like a blindman and thinking you are a random agent and can kiss any jay jay you like.. I was trying to include her. And yes, I have got too much time on my hands at the moment. I do like the idea of kissing any jay jay I like.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    GOLD x Hope this isn't detrimental to your lyric writing though...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Ha ha! Glad our silly name came in use for something! lol

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    You cant please everyone all of the time. Nice effort.... now, go do something more productive lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'cavey50' After saying "Not Meek..." Man.. I advise you.. NEVER let Meeks get behind you when you are Naked.... OR tied up... Just saying...... What was that Cavey dear. Would you like to say that a little louder, I can't hear you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' I was trying to include her. And yes, I have got too much time on my hands at the moment. I do like the idea of kissing any jay jay I like. I though you were busy measuring your penis?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    YES! .Just after you profess you are only here for the forums!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But be prepared to overhaul whenever someone changes their name 😃 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But be prepared to overhaul whenever someone changes their name 😃 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Your skills make the Mister green with envy... GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That's MY job... I'm the guy who's only here for the forums... 😎 The future name changes will be a pain in the rear funlover, but I guess it's just another outlet for your abundant creativity... Hp xo 💌 Because I am worth it...

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    So were all the edits, your profile's gonna rock!! Too much time on your hands huh? I feel your pain....bring on Sydney Drinks I reckon!! 😍 Speaking of a certain lady she said to send you all her love from under the Lady Tuscan's sun and that she's been enjoying long lazy days on the beach and if we ever come west she'll roll out the "Welcome" mat. 😊 God Bless her cotton bikini..... can't wait to read your profile with all the additions/edits Fun....xx - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Funlover71' I was trying to include her. And yes, I have got too much time on my hands at the moment. I do like the idea of kissing any jay jay I like. I though you were busy measuring your penis? A study to see if the time of the day and the ambient temperature has an effect on the length. The only variable I haven't introduced is having someone else do the measuring. Would you like to be my assistant Meeka?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You mean I should be watching you the whole day and recording my observations as I stand their naked under my lab coat?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You're onto it meeka... Better organise a procession of fluffers too... Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    Just love it..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' You mean I should be watching you the whole day and recording my observations as I stand their naked under my lab coat? I thought the role maybe a bit more 'hands on'.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' You're onto it meeka... Better organise a procession of fluffers too... Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    See what you're missing out on. You too could be immortalised be the typing of Funlover if you came out into the open

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' Quoting 'Meeka100' You mean I should be watching you the whole day and recording my observations as I stand their naked under my lab coat? I thought the role maybe a bit more 'hands on'. remember he is a horseman and likes the use of hands !! Hey being a horseman does that mean you are hung like........mmmm forget itAnyone have a shovel so I can get my mind outta the gutter!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    At least 6 foot deep remember JayJay 😈 Funlovers obviously trying to scare the lurkers now... Come say hi and I'll recycle you into another of my sordid fantasy's... Bwhaha 😛😛😛 Hp xo 💌 Because funlover IS worth it...

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    I think you should include the line "Doctor FeelGood is Unrushed" somewhere in there. 'Cause it's true, you know. x Me

  • uneventful

    uneventful

    11 years ago

    you definately could not have an uneventful encounter, unless you had more events... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My name can not be used with out written permission and royalties paid...

  • Coupeman

    Coupeman

    11 years ago

    way to much time on ur hands I gather lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Pity you're so bloody far away though, lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    *cough - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Put a Red Velvet Rose between your teeth, and go for it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    So you could be writing a wild song? Singing profiles will be the next invention

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That dacougarbitch is such a misscontrary