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RHP

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Single guys introducing themselves to cpls by email.

December 24 2013

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Have to bring up this topic... but what is it with single men and their emails introducing themselves. Yes this is an adult dating site, but would you use an opening line such as, "I have huge cock" or "Lets fuck'' at a bar or more importantly would you use that opening line at a bar to a husband and wife cpl. Without naming and shaming here is one email we received from a single guy... "I am a great guy tantric oral master I am never wham bham, I love long deep sensual sex sessions for me an absolute must is to hold you from behind, bend you over like I am about to fuck you doggie, place a hand on each arse cheek and open you right up, I then lick deep and long from your arse to your clit with deep long licks, spreading you open above my face, I do this til you cum over my face enjoying deeper harder longer licks and keep you quivering all over my face and just when you feel at your weakest I will fuck you with my magnificent cock, feeling it slide in and out and making you shuddering as you still are shaking from my mouth, I am an amazing fuck." Many cpls enjoy the occasional MMF with the RIGHT guy. Maybe some hints/ tips for single guys thinking of joining a cpl. Let go of your penis and let some blood return to the brain before typing an email. Put yourself in a cpls shoes and think about what you would seek in a man if you were to ponder a MMF encounter. If you wish to join a cpl for MMF be respectful and a gentleman....not a DICK... they are allowing you into their personal space. If a cpl ask you for a pic DO NOT send a closeup of your ''magnificent'' cock... It is of no help identifying you at a bar. Never presume you will be in charge of a MMF encounter... Cpls normally plan and have a lot of rules in place... this doesn't mean you wont have a good time. Don't introduce yourself with an opening line about sex, if there is interest the topic will come up soon enough. Maybe other cpls can possibly add some helpful hints/ tips.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    the occasional MMF with the right couple as well. Hearing you on that 1. As for the introductions your receiving, can't help that this end. Good luck, it's a jungle out there

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  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    False and excessive advertising. The more someone pushes a product (through their erotic story descriptions of all the things they're going to do to you and how much you're going to love them for it)... the more they're trying too hard to convince you as much as they're trying to convince themself of what they're saying. DG - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    , keep atit

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  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    11 years ago

    We get similar sexually explicit mail messages from " males" who clearly have not read our profile wording We block them instantly as clearly they lack respect and tact. That said, don't they realise that licking an anus and then a vagina in the same session is a sure way to give the receiving woman a UTI? Block them !! Too risky - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Just wanted to add that you do get the occasional couple that do it as well. I just hope their husbands know that they want me to bonk their arse with my strapon. Hehe. ;-)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    confidence is something you projectit's not something you get defensive about and try to fabricate when a girl who talks to you online calls you out if someone replies to you in a way that is 'not cool', then just wait until you see them melt away when you meet them in person read between the lines and its east to discard the muppets

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Maybe some couples like this is approach?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We hear you both... And are tired of receiving the same types of messages.. Stop thinking with your peckers Boi's!! And learn to read profiles..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We single ladies get these messages as well. It's not pretty! I can't think of a bigger turn off than receiving one of those messages. Who do they think it will work on? I always get the feeling that the guy has just been watching the exact same scene on the internet and has his hand on it whilst typing. It's not a wonder they are mostly bad spellers too. Love the post OP, I think it should be sent as a message to all men when they join. Lol! - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • uneventful

    uneventful

    11 years ago

    I have that same email ... so must be a steroids style letter... it found the rejection pile. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    hahahaha funny email!!! completely agree with OP.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I should join couples actually :) They'll love every last bit of my..... Personality :p - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    11 years ago

    Just remember guys that it's not just about you and the female. The husband should be included in any pre-meet banter, even if it's simply referencing him. That can kinda feel weird if you're both straight but the guys having a comradery is one of those magic elements which make for a great night.

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  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    11 years ago

    Just remember guys that it's not just about you and the female. The husband should be included in any pre-meet banter, even if it's simply referencing him. That can kinda feel weird if you're both straight but the guys having a comradery is one of those magic elements which make for a great night.

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  • zoe69r

    zoe69r

    11 years ago

    lol I don't get it either why do guys do this , wots wrong with "hello" first and just ask if its ok to have a chat first then maybe meet somewere for a drink n chat with both male and female and then take it from there why be so pushy . im a rather shy guy as it is but I do try to make it relaxing for everyone and try and be myself

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Same thing has happened to us, also I dont think people bother to read profiles... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    These are the guys using such opening lines like that, that cause the honest respectful guys that enjoy playing with couples such grief... It's hard enough finding a willing couple but most have been somewhat scared away due to these fools n there so called tools ? My take on couple play is simple respect laughs few drinks n if it unfolds then so be it if not least all 3 of of had an honest contact. Fools n there tools fuk it all for us guys weather we play with couples or single lady's

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Yep think we got the same message some time back. That is despite our profile narrative pointing out 'dont bother with the dirty talk in a message' or similar wording. Have to wonder if it does actually work on some couples or females? :-)

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  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    for you OP. Was the sender of that 'brilliant' email of the younger variety ? I would hope so, coz if it not then said sender should know a hell of a lot better, or has had a poor life experience. Tall

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You've been romanced by a under-licking, cheek-spreading, fuck-stick of notable magnificence. Aren't you the chosen ones! .The lure is irresistible and the promise of deliverance divine. Mrs Tickled is getting all wet listening to that spiel of arousal..As for Mr Tickled? I will take the role of making coffee as this unequaled performance transpires in our very own bedroom...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My wife and I only play with men who get straight to the point.. My wife is a little shy around new men but lives sex... We don't want any chit chat, we want a guy to come over, get make and fuck, and leave without the small talk. All we want to know is his not a crazy, we get the "feel" that we can trust him in our home, how big his cock is and what turns him on.... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    They don't fuck it for anyone but themselves. If you're different, then all you really have to do is ...... Show it :) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hello am Mary by name am from NYC and am new to this site and i want you to hit m up with your message at maryjanet707@yahoo.com so we can talk better thanks........

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hello am mary by name am from NYC and am new to this site and i want you to hit m up with your message at maryjanet707@yahoo.com so we can talk better thanks........

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hello am mary by name am from NYC and am new to this site and i want you to hit m up with your message at maryjanet707@yahoo.com so we can talk better thanks........

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hello am mary by name am from NYC and am new to this site and i want you to hit m up with your message at maryjanet707@yahoo.com so we can talk better thanks........

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hello am mary by name am from NYC and am new to this site and i want you to hit m up with your message at maryjanet707@yahoo.com so we can talk better thanks........

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hello am mary by name am from NYC and am new to this site and i want you to hit m up with your message at maryjanet707@yahoo.com so we can talk better thanks........

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hello am mary by name am from NYC and am new to this site and i want you to hit m up with your message at maryjanet707@yahoo.com so we can talk better thanks........

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Try living in Darwin where the men out number the women 10 to 1 in real life and online 100 to 1.... I've had several where they offer sexy clothes, money and holidays and worst of all telling me how much better they are than the man I have and that they can provide so much more... WTF. I'm pretty sure our block list has well over 200 people on it, it's just a shame they can still visit the profile, Guys read the profile, pro tip it's free! We have had some articulate well written emails from gentlemen enquiring and sure with the profile pics that are up hubby understands that and has even asked if I wanted 1 guy in particular but it's not what I want. His pet hate is bad spelling he auto blocks everyone male, female & couples that email us with terrible spelling. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You need a hand getting unstuck?.RHP, what on earth?

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  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    So there is more to you than just a pretty face. You have touched several of my personalities, we appreciate that. Mado Mado Tara xx

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  • bedger1000

    bedger1000

    11 years ago

    ....keep the out of context dirty talk, poor introductions and cock shots going guys. It improves the odds for us guys who genuinely love MFM and have a modicum of intelligence and charm to standout amongst the thousands of idiots out there, whose introduction, lets face it, is probably a reflection of their personality.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have to admit I can only imagine the amount of banal messages that couples and single women get. I have only ever heard about it and even that sounds horrible. I'd actually consider setting up a fake profile to see exactly how bad you guys and girls have it, were it not totally lame, lol.

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  • Matureozcpl

    Matureozcpl

    11 years ago

    same boat here , very hard to find a genuine guy why is prepared to meet in a public place to see if all parties get along and some attraction there , but will keep looking for that Mr right if he is out there

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