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So, I didn't reply to your message today

August 04 2016

And it seems you want to know why... In ode to the weekly threads, as to why people don't reply to messages. Feel free to add your own. Though, while it can be seemingly ok to be a twat in a message, we can't counter-twat, by pasting messages verbatim. Paraphrase people. I didn't reply to your message today, because: - The last time I did, someone called me a stuck-up slag, and said they'd hope I choked on a cock... - The last time I did, someone asked why, and what they could do to be more appealing to me. I don't have time for that - The last time I did, someone offered me a ... laptop, and when I said no, they said they knew I wasn't good enough - The last time I did, someone put a curse on me (yeah, really) - Your template message, from your template profile, triggered my template bin reflex. Sorry (not sorry) - Your cock pic gave my inbox pink eye, so you were binned and my box disinfected - *points to our history / points to your numerous messages / points to my numerous thanks, no thanks / points to my eye-rolling* - I'm looking for XYX, you're offering 789. If you can't read, I can't be bothered - Your messaged ended up in my 'Non matching' and in a moment of OCD, I binned them all - As it says in my profile, this isn't my first rodeo. Now cowboy, last time I realised you were not a cowboy, were not a single cowboy, and were not a boy - so let's pretend this didn't happen. - I'm in a bad mood, and you don't really want to know what I think of you - I checked your message while I was waiting for the train. When I arrived home, I received another message. I see you save your abuse for subsequent messages - Your message says 'MeMeMe, now what do you think of Me?' I don't. - I haven't forgotten that you just messaged me from your couples profile, MrSingle Profile. This is my template reject. I'm not sure why it was worthy of a curse either. I appreciate your interest and message. I am not here to waste peoples time, so I'll be upfront and say it is a thanks, but it is a no thanks from me. I wish you well in your RHPing. :) Now, why didn't you reply to a message today?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'll be back for this. Funny stuff. Just in the go now but have a few classics to contribute 👍☕🎧

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Because I didn't get one. I average about one message a week.that's on a good week 😎🐞Q

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    I'd say you're on the wrong site . Having that many gripes seems you harbor almost anything that comes your way. Before you add me to your list , and for the record. I never message anyone for a few reasons. First is I don't always trust what people write about themself nor their motives and I'm not into buttering anyone's ego . I do however comment in the forums and even then you find some females think they are above a simple reply. In the past I've been told I'm flirting when in fact I'm just being friendly .. there is a difference. Not every man here deserves to be snubbed just because he's male ? There should be a rule that everyone, females and males leave their ego at the door and just be yourself. Yeah , and pigs will fly..

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    Because I wanted to say, the last time we messaged, you ghosted me.I just needed to say fuck off, I'm not after a second haunting

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    8 years ago

    Thank you for the laugh Auntie Annie, it made my day and now I can soldier on with even a wider smile 😀 "I'm not after a second haunting" is a gold statement indeed! 👍🏼👍🏼 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    8 years ago

    Thank you for the laugh Auntie Annie, it made my day and now I can soldier on with even a wider smile 😀 "I'm not after a second haunting" is a gold statement indeed! 👍🏼👍🏼 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    8 years ago

    For the double ups on the earlier post, PepperRose :) Back on the topic...... I didn't reply to your message today because: - My hands were full with chores to tackle. - My head was occupied with worries and that I couldn't write to make sense while I'm busy. - I have a life outside RHP! - I appreciated your interest and valued your message, so I wanted to give you a better response when my head is clear and hands are free. However, you were not patient enough to understand that RHP is not my life. Therefore, you have indeed killed your own chance and made yourself upset for nothing! 😋 Need I say more? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I wasn't online.. Because I was thinking of an appropriate response.. because I didn't get notified of your message right away... because you addressed me in an unkind way... because you dont meet my seeking criteria (although I generally send a message back to say so) 'second haunting' love it Annie! lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Such a set of writing skills! I bow down to you! - because when you described what you wanted to do to my luscious swollen throbbing pussy I had to stick my head in the toilet and throw up - because my darling I am Oscar material and you couldn't win a Rotten Tomato - because as much as I respect geriatrics, I don't want to be under or on one - because a little birdy told me what a fucktard you are and how you have no respect for women (your profile back this up) - because no means no. The first time and the 10th time - because my hands were otherwise and more delightfully engaged 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Your flirt, your 350 views of my profile, not because there's anything wrong with you.... But merely because I wasn't drunk enough :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Cazz61

    Cazz61

    8 years ago

    I forgot to put my rose coloured glasses on and you photo was ewwwwww!!! I am 55 not 15 so you seriously need to say more than " Hey babe wanna fuck " Because I am old I have the right to be a cunt and don't give a shit if you don't like it :)

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    8 years ago

    There's always gonna be that One guy who feels challenged by this and points their nose indignantly in the air. (You know who you are). This topic is a good laugh The flip side is it highlights just how big a dumbarse some guys are willing to be if they don't get their way Roll on! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    because I care more about me than anyone else.because I'm not really what you think I am.because I'm a photo collector and got all I need from you, thanks for sharing your pg.because I'm too busy answering all the other messages my inbox is crowded with even though I could wind down my profile to attract less.because one person treated me bad and now the rest of you are going to pay for it.because I'm really only interested in the attention and wasting people's time.because I have bad manners.because I can't imagine treating someone with respect will engender a similar response.because your grammar and spelling isn't up to my standard.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Because in my original message to you, I put quite a lot of time, thought and effort into a well worded letter, looking to learn about you (including expanding on your profile details), and tell you a little more about me... and your return message was "hey how r u?". Ok. I should give you the benefit of the doubt. I will reply soon with "ok". :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Because you're not entitled to a response after straining your brain and coming up with "Hi".

  • ReyandJean

    ReyandJean

    8 years ago

    ...because you're not verified ...because we're not convinced you are really a couple and many of the reasons above, especially Adelaide3some's and countrytouch. To paraphrase an ad from the 80's, "If you can't type (more than 5 words), then don't f..n bother"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You thought you could skip the queue and message and hound me on Kik instead. Random stranger.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    That i also answered his message. I simply had to tell him when he gets a window of opportunity to chat to someone, he should put more effort into his half arse line saying he was feeling fine .......and nothing else. Lame messages dont cut the mustard around here if he wants a root. Now, can he post in this thread why he didn't respond to my message......

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Ohhhh, lol. almost forgot about the deluded few who think they are smarter than the average bear. My bad ... lol..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'm sorry that you have to put up with that shit on here! I don't know why guys don't get the message the first time. If someone doesn't answer me, I move on to the next profile. I'm not going to waste my time trying to convince someone who doesn’t like me, to give me a chance. I'm getting too old for that shit lol. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    GOLD Frigging thread. LOVE IT I didn't reply to your message, basically cause , you only mildly amused me and held my attention span for approx. .09th of a nano second with your opening approach of " Hey babe, how are ya ? Have you got a thing for spiders ? I can go down on you for hours, my no is 04......call me " I'm a time precious fucking bitch whose so over having to explain my profile................... google is your friend

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Let's chalk it up to a misalignment of a sense of humour. As I like to use my ego as a door stop, and bring my sense of humour (as dry as toast as it might be) into the RHP. But aiming for droll will always chance to hit the ground with a few. Maybe you were the only one to comment in the thread, but perhaps others missed that as well. I'm hoping it's clear now the intention was tongue-in-cheek. My profile is open to men, women and TV/TS (and has previously been couples) - so I wasn't singling out men. Also ... as an 'ode' there was lashings of poetic licence*. *For the amount of that, a FOI will be required. And that, I'm afraid, is only found in my box....

  • LeMerovingien

    LeMerovingien

    8 years ago

    I didn't reply to your message because if I'd sent that to you there is no way in hell I would ever have got something back! - For all the "Hi"s, "Hey"s and "How r u"s out there!

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    We sometimes misread these things , and this was my bad ... What I had to say was general not nessarily aimed at anyone in particular although it does very much look that way. I responded to what appeared to me to be man bashing and felt the good men here needed a voice. I believe for every knuckle head , there are twice as many good men on here. I apologise for speaking out of turn. Jay.. 😌

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    The deluded comment was not meant for Pepper.. You'd have to know the history behind that comment to appreciate where it came from... sorry if it upset you. I can't expect you to understand ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    - Because I don't talk to cocks unless they've bought me a drink first (cock only shots, no pg) - Because as large as my breasts are, they have had their time providing nutrition. I suggest you buy some Sustagen (response to someone wanting breast milk) - Because I'm worried about my health. I suggest you get that nasty rash checked by a doctor And of course all my messages here are tongue in cheek. Just writing all the things I wish I had the guts to reply with 😝

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    8 years ago

    Love your comment! To expand on the ghost theme further, may I embellish your original script with a, "Since you decided to spontaneously exorcise yourself from my life the first time round, don't resurrect yourself like a zombie now because I'm not keen on a repeat haunting! I want you in my life like I want a Poltergeist in my house... NOT!" Hehehe!

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    8 years ago

    ... and sorry that you've been misunderstood, OP! Some folks remind me of the title of a series of humorous books I love - Bitter with Baggage. But then, we can't blame them because the Rough Sex people have stolen all the luggage trolleys so the poor bitter folks are stuck with their heavy luggage at their feet! Hehehe! :-P Apparently, the Rough Sex peeps have also taken over all the pulleys and lifting machinery so the Bitter with Baggage folks are going to be stuck for a long time! :-P

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    8 years ago

    What is so bad about 789 :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta1' Because I didn't get one. I average about one message a week.that's on a good week 😎🐞Q mine has slowed down a lot too, it happens over time I think, as soon as we're not 'fresh meat' lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    oh to be fresh meat again

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    Bit of tongue in cheek. Called humour. Yeah.....i know.....lost you there. Maybe borrow my cheeks. One has Annie written on it Xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    because I'm a cougar and you're like a hundred because If I wanted a hairy baboon I'd go to the zoo because if I wanted a gallery of movie star pictures, I'd buy a magazine because unfortunately I do have plans 'today' because if I wanted your phone number, I would have asked AFTER we had said hello and AFTER I saw your face and AFTER I trusted you enough to go off the site because I'm not attracted to your penis, the red blotchy patches aren't attractive, especially when smothered in pubic hair because your dick is too small because you think being a tv excuses you from looking after your body because I don't do blow 'n go's because i don't meet ex cons because you look like you've lived a hard life, you look weathered because you look 30 years older than your stated age because you look 30 years younger than your stated age I could go on forever, enough for now, and that's off the top of my head, without even looking at messages

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    a classic Sorry I didn't reply to your message today but....... Why the fuck should I open my pg for you just because you message me and open yours

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I just received this message from a thirty-three year old Brisbane man..Blow job ?..I was impressed ...he even used a question mark 😈 Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I just splurted coffee all over my laptop Gold post

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Mosta Gamma. 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    get over it...move on....harden up...don't take things so seriously....lifes not always wine and roses....the world drags you down....but only if you let it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    - 'hru' is not sufficient! - You have not met my age bracket Those are typically my only reasons!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Cazz61' I am 55 not 15 so you seriously need to say more than " Hey babe wanna fuck "I think I see the problems, firstly their sentence makes no sense since it sounds like a request but they've written it as a statement; secondly it gives no time bounds; thirdly, why do they just care if you want to fuck unless it's specifically with them. *smh "Hey babe wanna fuck... me today?" fixed

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Are you serious? Blow job? Oh well on the bright side, he knows basic punctuation, which is credit to a guy who obviously isn't too bright😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    As a bloke, I get so tired of the flood of meaningless trash in my in-box...I mean, seriously, these girls do not understand that they are 'somewhere' in a conga-line of nymphomaniacs that stretches right around the planet...and I do not have the time to respond to ALL these messages or I'd never actually get off my computer and out into the real-world to meet the women who actually warrant a face-to-face greet...and yes, although I sound stuck-up...I am not...I do meet real women. Women who can string a sentence together, women who stimulate my mind, not just my enormous cock! Women who do not send me auto-style emails, women who have face pics and not just dripping gashes attached to their profile...I mean really girls, seen one vagina you've seen 'em all...and I don't get it that women cannot understand this...so sometimes a get a little narky and respond less than kindly to occasional, exceptionally bad approaches from women who are, let's face it, Bogans...the rest of the time I send an automated, nicely worded rejection. Kisses

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The best ones are from a cock pic ... How r u ? No photos in private All asks me ? And another you get a message from a dick with privates open with more dick picks . No face , no body just a cock !!! Oh the joys

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Nothing wrong with 789, or even a 69, especially with additional fingers up the bum to make it a 71 (whether that is 1:2 or 2:1 is a secret) But sometimes all I am after is a bit of XYZ, Ds, MFM, Bi, BD, BFE, CD, ... Um and while definitely NSFW, not so much NSA XO

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Cos if I wanted to hear from a clown I'd have bought tickets to the circus..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A polite woman I did reply to Mr.Blow job. I congratulated him on his use of of the question mark and said I would pop on over . ...so far deafening silence..how very odd 😇 Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Shhhh you're telling your secrets...!

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Oh Pinocio ..... Yes you did ... hehe.. 👍 must of been killing you inside... lol..

  • Cazz61

    Cazz61

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Cazz61' I am 55 not 15 so you seriously need to say more than " Hey babe wanna fuck "I think I see the problems, firstly their sentence makes no sense since it sounds like a request but they've written it as a statement; secondly it gives no time bounds; thirdly, why do they just care if you want to fuck unless it's specifically with them. *smh "Hey babe wanna fuck... me today?" fixed Now how could an old cunt like me refuse that offer hahahahaha

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    8 years ago

    My response to his so kind offer of a blow job (and not ver specific) would have been😈😈 ..... I have a FWB who is more than happy for you to blow him

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    8 years ago

    I just didn't want to

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Kinda lame and predictable though. I got you Jay. This thread is funny but there is a element of cool kids picking on the unpopular kid to it (just jokes though bro). - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I get heaps of messages a week and I might only answer one or two. I honestly don't know how to reply to all of them and I don't know what to say.......so I say nothing. But then I feel rude. I guess I'm going to have to work out this template reply thingy. 😘😘😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I did not reply because last time I did all I got was hours of awesome, unrestrained, mind blowing sex. Till the moment I had to leave in a rush, when in alarm you remembered your boyfriend was coming home. I can only deal with so many mind fucks a year!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Maybe a 74? Thumb in the ass, 4 fingers in pussy. Beware the man who loves a good bowling ball. Or not? Could be a lucky strike.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You might like to peek at my post. I do like to take the piss out of myself and at my age, all it takes is a cough or a laugh. PMSL, Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    or one of those little sneezes that happen in a millisecond one of them got me the other day when I was busting haha outcome wasn't great

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    because we have history, but I can't remember exactly whether we hooked up and it didn't go well (I walked/left about 10 minutes after getting to your place in the city, when I realised you weren't remotely interested in my pleasure), or we almost hooked up (another suburb close to the city, you got angry with me for cancelling a few times, periods and other things out of my control, you were an asshole, I ended up in tears) that's bad I know. How could I not know if I'd been with someone. Fact is it was a long time ago now and 2 guys looked very similar. Both had perfect bodies, really good looking, but that's about where it stopped. They had similar facial features too. Unfortunately, both weren't experiences I'd want to experience again. So I wanted to respond and I still might, you are extremely hot, you know that, BUT it's not just about that. In both cases, respect wasn't there, and it needs to be. So unsure if I should ask if you remember or just leave it Maybe you've matured, grown into a nicer person in the last year, I'd like to think so

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    such a waste with a specimen like that but I think I'm going to chicken out and just leave it

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    Nice of you to blow in. X

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Did answer your message which was to tell me that you defiantly didn't realise that women over sixty still enjoyed sex but you have found one and the sex is awesome...I replied.I am happy for you Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I did reply and then blocked because for me the conversation is over. I don't care how long it is since you have had sex. I will not have sex in your back yard,even if you do have a tent. Seriously funny👿Q

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'PepperRose' Nothing wrong with 789, or even a 69, especially with additional fingers up the bum to make it a 71 (whether that is 1:2 or 2:1 is a secret) But sometimes all I am after is a bit of XYZ, Ds, MFM, Bi, BD, BFE, CD, ... Um and while definitely NSFW, not so much NSA XO OICURAQT

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Received a message yesterday " you have vicious in your profile instead of vivacious " Thanks for that I should have left the vicious and vivacious for when I get the over the Wanna fuck guys ... Haha

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    8 years ago

    ... you only typed, "Hi". Even my cat communicates better than that! :-P ... You obviously didn't bother to read my profile; ... it was obviously a cnp msg sent to the masses, as attractive as junk mail; ... I appreciate a well-written msg, not just caveman grunts or one-liners asking for a fuck; ... I looked at your photos, and my stomach turned and I wasted one partially digested meal :-P ; ... telling me you want NSA when I said I'm not into NSA is like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo; ... I get so inundated with msgs, I can't possibly respond to all; ... Techie issues like bad 4G connection, Mobile phone acting up, etc; ... I didn't like your profile; ... too many sexual Validations on your profile. With so many to satisfy, I doubt you'll have time for yet another in your harem; ... the ladies in your Friends list look like they are all extremely "experienced" and uninhibited and too sleazy... Sorry, too unsafe and icky for me. I still shudder and feel repulsed at the recollection that at one point, I received msgs from several guys who have all fucked the one same woman because of the validations and I remember wondering who the fuck has she not fucked yet in my State?! Needless to say, I didn't bother to reply to anyone from her harem. Thankfully, there are real gentlemen here. :-) Rare, but they are out there.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Because your first message to me was - "my face your ass " and you didn't use a question mark. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    8 years ago

    Summer, nice to know that you are no cradle snatcher! LOL! PoisonIV, that's hilarious! No question mark? LOL! Kinda reminds me of Q's funny post where she was impressed that a question mark was being used. Haha!

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Many dont do validations so they appear pure and innocent. Like me. Pure and innocent that is. No validations here. I'm a dud root. ...... That profile photo of your lovely bottom... makes me wanna smack it! Maybe you won't be a dud root if I smacked you rough sex style! LOL!!!

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'MsJonesy' Those gentlemen who DON'T friend people on this site. They could have slept with half the city and you would be none the wiser. Quite often players will friend a couple of chicks so it looks like they aren't losers, but the other shags stay well hidden....and that could be thousands. No flawless way of doing it, eh? I won't know what I don't know but if it's staring me in the face and right under the nose, then it makes it hard to ignore. Good point! "The other shags"... funny! Imagine a family tree thingy, but insert all the shags of one's life! "Bernard. One Night Shag, Jan 2016"; "Leonard. FWB shag, Oct-Dec 2010"; "Annie, Dud Root, Aug 2016"; "ITM2, spontaneous FFM shag, Dec 2016"; "Whatshisname who looks like Mr Christian Gray. Bloody condom broke. New status : single mum". ROTFLMAO!!! Shoots, roots, leaves... Is there a reason why it's called a family TREE and not a family ladder or chart?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    you aren't old but I get what you mean - spoilt boys on here wondering why they don't 'get some'....

  • OzRednecks

    OzRednecks

    8 years ago

    You didnt read our profile.You ask the same question every damn time (obviously didnt read first, second reply answering same bloody questions)You push and push and push even after I have said No.You try to play mind games. We dont play games!!! You ask to see our photos but dont have any photos yourself.Ask me, Ask me, Ask me on every description of your profile. Im not a detective. I didnt feel up to it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    One guys profile reads " you must be disease free" Then goes on to say that if you insist on him wearing a condom he will " not touch you in any way shape nor form" as he hates using them. Doubt he has an avalanche of replies.

  • Bazingal

    Bazingal

    8 years ago

    has been derailed. Can we please get back on topic and have a laugh at some creative retorts? Perhaps another thread can be started or reignited (as I am pretty sure this has been discussed before)? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A beautiful song to make you cry... "They called her Easy because she was easy to love". Listen to the lyrics, that's me. It has a happy ending! Hugs, Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    because I have a choice not to overreact to whatever it is you said that I could have taken offence to.because as I said in my profile... I'm not looking, so please don't waste your messages, because I won't reply.because you say all the right things but I don't trust you.because I think more of me than the need to worry that you took a chance, and lost. ;-)because I have free will.because I am, Peachy

  • Bazingal

    Bazingal

    8 years ago

    http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Judged-by-the-Company-We-Keep-51785 Or http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Venting-47661 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I did (which I actually usually do) ... and just included a link to this thread, and asked them what one they think fit best ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Yes Mistress RHP! Miss CD is ready for her spanking. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'RHP_Editor' Let's try and keep this on-topic please? I'd rather not douse it with petrol and set it alight... RHP Editor That idea is really HOT Ok, back on topic... I didn't reply because... I like people who are mature. While I like MILFs, I don't want to have to act as said mother (or father) to you. :)

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    It is sunday and a day of rest... Even the wicked gets a day off....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    No rest for the wicked...& precious little for the righteous

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    RHP, I love it when you're all kinky and medieval and shit....but seriously, the damn vacuum needs to be set on fire FFS.... Or else we need to put you over my knee damn it :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Cos I implied something completely unintended.....mushrooms and truffles are not the best analogies...I'm sorry...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Feel I should say, that as sexy as I suddenly find a petrol and vacuum wielding editor, their clean up wasn't by my request. But feel free to emote in my direction any time RHP editor ^^

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Because someone cooler messaged me first ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Yep....more arse than class in that message I must concede as it was a shitty analogy on my part. :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Stirrys messages are always like that cos he is a fun guy 😇 Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Changed my settings so it shows when I'm online. Big mistake when you've just changed your profile pic. Inbox has exploded with X rated descriptions and one liners - even worse - one wonders! Lesson learnt

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Should have said one worders - HAWT, hey, hi, wasup etc - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Should have said one worders - HAWT, hey, hi, wasup etc - Posted from rhpmobile one might well wonder, another might wander, and yet another might wanna...

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    8 years ago

    Well... Im sure many of them have posted photos of their *one wonder*.... so maybe that was a Freudian slip!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Well if they did they weren't "wonderful" I can tell you that right now lol! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I just replied after received multiple messages from the same person a simple 'no thanks' and got insulted in return! I don't think I need to change my body type thank you! Man upm take it on the chin and move on.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Um - from what I can tell your body is smokin and athletic down plays it - just sayin

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    8 years ago

    So I did reply to your message, after talking to someone recently who made me realise just how frustrating it can be to send out so many messages without any replies. I thanked you for taking the time to message me, but said I wasn't interested - you're far too young for me, and your template profile might need a bit of tweaking if you really want to meet up with someone for a chat, as I couldn't see anything there that might indicate we'd have anything to talk about. You replied with your height. Oh thank you - I've been waiting my whole life for someone who's 6'3" to sweep me off my feet! Who needs communication and compatibility? It's all about the height!!!

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    8 years ago

    All yours. Apart from his height and age, though, I've got nothing on him. Good luck. :-)

  • rupamohan

    rupamohan

    8 years ago

    Some replies are silence...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Love it...Some replies are silence ...almost a Zen Koan Xx Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    because I figure you'll read my mind.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Because, I am woman, hear me...

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