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So, just got home from a meet n greet.

January 18 2014

Hooked up with 2 girlfriends from RHP land and off we went to the Sail and Anchor in Freo. Was fashionably late by 45 minutes only to find 1, yes ONE other RHP'er there. On the advertised list it said 30 odd people registered and interested. Was I disappointed? YES. will I go to another? NO. How sad was that, aren't you guys interested in meeting the women of Red Hot Pie in an unthreatening public place?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The grammar police will be after me, change unthreatening to non threatening.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Fashionably late is walking in and viewing the audience, maybe ten minutes after one would imagine the collective had arrived. At least there was one in attendance. You are talking Freo after all

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The problem with being fashionably late, is that we are all essentially strangers... And whilst some might be ontime, and sitting there looking like stale bottles of piss, others might arrive 45 mins late or 3 hrs late... And unless everyone had written on their forehead "rhp pervert" who knows who is sitting at the table next to you ? I do however agree that the majority of people are wankers who struggle to commit to drawing their next breath... Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    sit there waiting more than 30 minutes. Nothing fashionable about being late, its as rude as saying you are attending and not showing up! Im surprised 1 waited that long.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thats why we have ours during the afternoon/evening at places we already like so we can enjoy the place if not many show up. Add in that i reckon maybe a third to half or registered folks turn up on any given event (apart from our last one at the Crown - that seemed like they all did!) AND there is always a bunch of people who come and then don't want to make themselves known cos they are a bit shy...

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    11 years ago

    Very much a let down. However, if you had been in Queensland it would have been standing room only. Now that I have got the parochial side out of me. What does it say? Its often said that men outnumber women here, yet at a meet, none. Interesting.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Dacougarbitch miss i would of gone but im fucken working always fucking workin - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Theres usually a time at which is given to meet that doesnt mean you have to be there at that time......but I get what the cougar is saying. I went to the Sydney meet last year and it was lovely to meet the regular forumites but the attendance numbers were disappointing also. I enjoyed myself and it was a credit to the girls who organised it and who are enjoying a great night in Sydney tonight. Trus about the numbers though So many say they will come and dont.............they are missing out.

  • twowithnolimits

    twowithnolimits

    11 years ago

    Could it be that... 1. They were there but you couldnt easily identify them? 2. They were there but they had moved to an alternate venue or part of the venue by the time you eventually arrived 3. With nine private play meets on tonight most people were more into the meet and grope than the meet and greet?

  • Chaucer

    Chaucer

    11 years ago

    You should have invite HP. He came to the Bris one last year. I'm sure he would have come to Freo!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well I enjoyed myself.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And I was running off four hours of sleep!

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    11 years ago

    What can I say .Nobody took my interest and when your luckyto find girls to play with younger and hornybeing there is pointless.Even at swingers clubs some just go to lookor they go trying to find perfect.If they went and just picked up someone niceand had fun then there would be loads of action,yet they want them to be smoking hot butserious they need to join the real world.

  • twowithnolimits

    twowithnolimits

    11 years ago

    Sorry by " Nobody took my interest and when your luckyto find girls to play with younger and hornybeing there is pointless." do you mean you were only looking for younger women???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I cant go to meet and greets as that would blow my cover. Hate for everyone to discover I am actually a 75 year old short fat guy with a hunch back, odor problem and due to my last stroke carry a bucket around my neck to collect the drool. Plus my mum wont let me out after 5, god rest her soul.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Venus66'I wouldn't sit there waiting more than 30 minutes. Nothing fashionable about being late, its as rude as saying you are attending and not showing up! Im surprised 1 waited that long. Must agree with Venus here. Who knew who turned up but left before you arrived? If I had been the only one there I would have left after 30 minutes too. .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'dacougarbitch'How sad was that, aren't you guys interested in meeting the women of Red Hot Pie in an unthreatening public place? At ours the ratio would have been close to 50/50, so I don't think it's the men that are the problem. Could the event itself have been unclear or not organised well? . Don't let one bad experience turn you off.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thanks Chaucer... You forgot to plump for donations toward air fairs and accommodation for me... Get it right next time buddy... 😄😄😄 Long time no see mate, where have you been ? Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was surprised by how many registered for the Fremantle meet and wondered how people would find each other. I have a cold so didn't go out last night. I would have picked the event at The Empire Bar as I knew the person hosting it, and I know which area the RHP people hang around. There were only 9 registered, but am guessing more than that would have shown up. Sadly, a great deal of people just register for events to help draw attention to their profiles. As for chevtrek, I am surprised you think you are so much better than everybody else, but whatever...

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    11 years ago

    I didn't know it was on.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Start a forum next time?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The organiser said everyone wear something red. Boy did I wear something red! Sexy as. Parking was difficult which made us later than we intended to be, but in a pub situation, most people would get a drink , maybe lunch and just chill.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Was hoping to see you there. I too had a cold but was dosed up with PE so my nose didn't run!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was just someone planning to attend, not the organiser, therefore did not occur to me to advertise someone else's meet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Maybe you should come and meet Tuscan and myself when we are Melbourne in a couple of weeks because. "You're worth it". Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I actually a recent or two, approached everyone wearing something red. That's how I found the one attendee, everyone else looked at me as if I were nuts.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    So you were there? Were you wearing red? If you had a good time then there must have rocked up after we left.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Let's catch up in Mandurah when you are not working.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'dacougarbitch'So you were there? Were you wearing red? He was at the Sydney one yesterday.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'dacougarbitch' Slickz So you were there? Were you wearing red? If you had a good time then there must have rocked up after we left. I was confused about that too. . Good work with your posts Cougar. That you're an attendee rather than an organser mkes sense. . Using the forums to advertise an event is a great idea I suppose. It's funny that WA has never been that big on making a big deal out of our meet n greets in the forums though. Maybe because we use the chat rooms more? The last 'big' one I remember being posted about in the forums was years ago. We had an awesome turn out that night. RHP kicked in for champers n all. . You're over your hangover Mme!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Just sitting there all in red like a shag on a rock. Even if you are late, when I organised a meet and greet, I was there at the start and there till the end. Even if I sat alone surrounded by red balloons, looking pathetic and alone.   we rounded up one poor guy who had been on time, who had been dressed with some red on and had been there waiting from the start.   When you drive a few hundred K round trip to look at a plate of wedges and its a stinker of a hot day, well its a pain   as I am a Lady, I was lucky I bought the cucumber for my cucumber sandwiches, and never had to cut it up, came in handy for the trip home.   Off to Melbourne soon, one of my trips away, on the move a lot now so no time to play anymore. To much fun offline for me but I do miss you sexy fuckers. I shall poke my big nose in now and again and open my mouth to change feet.   I have started doing phone sex and my goodness I found I am very good at it. So that keeps me busy and very moist while working. Its a tough job but someone has to do it, but hey I just happen to do it very well.   Lady T dial 6969 for a good time. Waves to all her sexy mates.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I am not a particularly garrulous person, but am gaining some confidence now with posts. Will probably remain more of a looker though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Should read I am getting the hang of things.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    So much noob in this post. It was organized as well as one of these things can be. And be appreciative someone took the effort to organize it! If you didn't enjoy it, then that reflects on yourself. It was a meet and greet. Read those words carefully - "meet" and "greet".It was just about getting to know people from this site - having a drink and enjoying some interesting conversations at a place with a great vibe. Next time leave your ego at home. And geez guys - have a look on the forum before claiming their wasn't a post advertising it. *Serious face palm*. Going to enjoy my rhp haitus... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hahahah MY Bad. Sorry!!!!!! Very fitting for my last post for a month.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Yep I am retarded.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Getting very tight dacougarbitch... I'm in Adelaide...I'm about to sell a kidney for $800 so I can get new tyres on the happyvan... 😳 But, yes I'd love to catch up 😘 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'dacougarbitch'I was just someone planning to attend, not the organiser, therefore did not occur to me to advertise someone else's meet. But next time put a forum up, so no one can miss it. Whenever there is a Meet and Greet in Sydney, we make sure it's in people's faces.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    How to play in this sandpit, little by little. Thank god my wingman (woman) is back to help, hehe.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You don't have to sell a kiddeley, just your body a hundred times or two will do. If you are Adelaide it's just a hop skip and a jump to rainy ol' Melbourne.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Meant HP. And I hope it does rain when we get there, fed up of constant 100 degree heat day in day out. It's drying me up lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Khezu' So much noob in this post. It was organized as well as one of these things can be. And be appreciative someone took the effort to organize it! If you didn't enjoy it, then that reflects on yourself. It was a meet and greet. Read those words carefully - "meet" and "greet".It was just about getting to know people from this site - having a drink and enjoying some interesting conversations at a place with a great vibe. Next time leave your ego at home. And geez guys - have a look on the forum before claiming their wasn't a post advertising it. *Serious face palm*. Going to enjoy my rhp haitus... - Posted from rhpmobile I know what a meet and greet is. I have been to, and organised several. When you have a social function, A) you turn up to the function that you organised, unless your a groom with cold feet. It said, up stairs at the pub wear red. So we were up stairs at the pub in red and wanting to meet other people. We three enjoyed ourselves , but if I thought nobody was actually going to turn up, not even the organiser then we three could have sat in my house and had a chat or two. Though we did find one brave guy who enjoyed our company and us his. I think he got my girlfriends number, so smart guy. I left my ego at home, I do not think its vanity on my part to expect some social clue from a person that organises a function. RHP meets are no different than any other social function. we know it was advertised, we can read ya know, so that's why we went. serious face palm...what the? Like is this the same as like this one day like at band camp...face book is over there.....>>>>

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Waving LadyT...... loved that cucumber comment. Hilarious!! But I must be a bit like Khezu aka Slickz........ not enough sleep has made me a cranky pants today. I think Slickz still thinks you are talking about the Sydney one??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Waving LadyT...... loved that cucumber comment. Hilarious!! But I must be a bit like Khezu aka Slickz........ not enough sleep has made me a cranky pants today. I think Slickz still thinks you are talking about the Sydney one?? ^^^^^^^^ What meeka said. I turn into a remedial derpa derpa brain with no sleep. Apologies to those I offended! Cranky pants are off. Sexy pants on. Will miss you guys!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    leave 'em off. I tried to organise one last year for those of of in bumfuck central nsw. It was a fizza. I even messaged people in the area that I thought might like to attend but only 6 turned up (one had to leave because of an AVO issue with another guest ). Won't be doing that in a hurry again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Was lucky enough to attend a meet and greet organised by Tuscan and Freya. It rocked!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have to admit, since I am only a recent addition to the RHP family and have just attended the Sydney M&G, I feel sorry for all those that missed out, cause kudos to the organisers, I personally think M&Gs are the bomb and will extol there virtues near and far..... The innocent talking lol

  • BrightBubbly

    BrightBubbly

    11 years ago

    Lady T - we missed you !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Meet and Greet - public venue, it's like meeting your work mates for a sundowner, to meet the ones that you talk to all the time in head office or call centre, but have never actually met face to face. You wouldn't go to it expecting to do work! Don't attend a meet and greet expecting a shag! Meet and Greet with after party - the after party will be hotter than the precursor. Private Party - House party like any normal party except - gasp - you might see pink bits and if you are lucky and ask nicely you might get to feel pink bits. No guarantees though. Swingers Club - Particpants can partake (with consent given all round), or they can look, after all it's their money they used when paying entry. Again just because you pay big bucks does not guarantee you success. Reading your comment about attending, and you didn't like what was on offer, so you left? Tells me you are either a noob at meet and greets, or you told a story. Your post was totally contradictory from how you started to how you finished. In fact the last couple of lines is great advice! (especially for you)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well said girl, I wanted to reply in the same vein, but you have expressed it more succinctly than I ever would.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    LaVelvetRouge... Apparently hp is lucky to be alive after deciding that all the roads this past month or so have been very bumpy... So when I arrived in Adelaide on Sunday, I took the happyvan to the tyre Drs... I had both rear tyres delaminating, hence the 4 new tyres $800, and the house battery for the waeco crapped out so another $350 there... 😥😥 I'm heading off towards Alice springs today... I guess I could blow a few truckies to try to recover some costs... Where is lurk ? 😄😄 As wonderful and worthy a lover that hp is... I think I might be struggling without selling a kidney... 😋😋 Ps my friend and I got the burnt to a crisp at maslins beach yesterday... Very tender today... 😎 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...