Soft Cock..

January 06 2013

Ok so i have a question or maybe this will just end up in a rant.. but seriously what is it with todays .. cocks??A tipsy discussion with a friend brought up some cock conversation and after discussing things we have seen and heard ;) its become apparent that cocks not only come in different shapes and sizes, they also come (no pun intended) in different hardness's. After viewing one particular individual self pleasuring.. I was taken back when he actually had a happy ending. Watching what i thought was the 'work-up' i noticed this individual to be rather soft and flexible and letting my imagination run away with me, when i realized this gentleman was actually 'hard' it was left for me to giggle as all i could think about it pushing a marshmallow threw a maccas straw After the tipsy discussion, we found out this was not the first time we had seen/experienced a soft cock.. personally i have to admit im not a fan of marshmallow sex, i much prefer cocks of steel.. something about imagining something soft and squishing trying to moosh its way inside VRS hard steel shaft sliding in and out of a tight wet spot.. Is there a cure for soft cocks, besides paddle pop sticks and a rubber band?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    There is no cure for soft cocks , just glad I don't have one

  • Hanna_ybbn

    Hanna_ybbn

    12 years ago

    FFS!! woman!! I told you NOT to talk about our private discussions Hey - you know I'm all for the hard stuff Han xxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Omg who let you 2 post on the forums :Pas for the soft cock acctually blowing, thats a lil suprising given that there is basically a valve (for lack of better description) that switches between the 2 sources, within the penis, but hey, if he still managed, guess he enjoyed it.Hard cock be a whole heap easier to get up into a pussy tho, as for a solution, isn't that what viagra was designed for? or perhaps you just needed to give him a lil bit of extra inspiration LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A super hard stiffie is bloody ouchie when he tries to poke it in your ass! A little bit of soft in those occasions is good. A little mind! As for the real soft cocks you describe. I don't think that is normal. Is it? Maybe those guys have some erectile projectile issues? Hehe. Think we will need to wait for the men to answer with this one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    :p I think this is one for the boys. Will be interesting to see if anyone puts their hand up as a regular softie. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sex is not half the fun if you have a "soft on" so I wouldn't usually follow through with , penertaion sex and resort to pleaseing a woman with my fingers and tounge..Its simple

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Cocks are like turtles. When scared they retreat into the safety of their shell.They can be enticed back out ,with a reward.If soft ,you must build a rapport with it,kinda like letting a dog sniff your hand before patting it.Be firm but gentle with it ,then slap it around till it yells "give"Never and i repeat never... laugh at a man's bits. Instead give the CrAzY EyE look like your going to attack it like a sweet treat.Good luck women and gods speed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I guess his cock was too big to allow for enough blood to pump it up. He still had no trouble ejaculating though and it was still hard enough for penetration.

  • Mistress_Fukery

    Mistress_Fukery

    12 years ago

    OMG!!! i did not expect to get the responses i have so far.. and from the known offenders yes hanna, thor, kizza.. still waiting for truckin to show face :Dsoft cock in any hole unless im suck starting it.. sorry unacceptable WITHDRAW and use my vibrator instead... i suppose i better define 'soft cock' i dont mean that its a total flop (badda bing tish) i just mean that it dosnt LOOK like a turtle head.. infact at first glance it looks like a pringles can (im not referring to size scale here) but when you touch it it acts more like a stress ball.. seriously an experience i have had that comes to mind is that similar to gunk... remember the squishy stuff in a cup you would stick your fingers in and it would make farty sounds.. it LOOKS solid .. but well.. looks can be deceiving .. OMG IVE HAD AN EPIPHANY!!! Soft cocks are the reasons for fanny farts

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    fuck your a nut mistress, as for the ussual offenders i hope your refering to offenders as the ones making stupid & rediculous comments, not offending with your soft cock issue, might have to argue against that one there :PKizza has it on the money, offer it a treat, that'll sort it out.PS: pretty sure those noises aren't caused by the soft cocks pushing the air out but your bars of steel you love so much

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I think the Vibe intimidated the man meat.Your not biting it like a pringle are you? You know once it pops it just stops.Maybe get a feather on to it and tickle it a bit,stick a finger in,and get a chock top.If that fails ,its time for Viagra.Also is it cold.You know us men shrink if there is a draft.Frostbite is an enemy to a man.Mistress maybe stop picking up men at bingo night?Don't believe them when they say "they have a majic marker"Good luck

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... for a turtle. I agree. So much pressure is placed on a man to perform (NB stop watching stupid porn). Go forth, relax, explore and have no expectations of yourself or your partner. Just enjoy each others company for as long as you share it. My 2c.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm sorry Mistress i don't understand your question or query as i'm completely unfamiliar with the issue or scenario lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm still deliberating on this one....that and I'm trying to figure out work my word of the trimester into it :p. until then, is the question about solving erectile dysfunction??

  • Mistress_Fukery

    Mistress_Fukery

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'THOR_83'Kizza has it on the money, offer it a treat, that'll sort it out.PS: pretty sure those noises aren't caused by the soft cocks pushing the air out but your bars of steel you love so much no treats for bad performance :D and as for the bars of steel causing fanny farts .. HMMMPFFF with a cock of steel theres no room for air bubbles.. ive even tried to drain the line before hand Quoting 'kizza1973' I think the Vibe intimidated the man meat.Your not biting it like a pringle are you? You know once it pops it just stops.Maybe get a feather on to it and tickle it a bit,stick a finger in,and get a chock top.If that fails ,its time for Viagra.Also is it cold.You know us men shrink if there is a draft.Frostbite is an enemy to a man.Mistress maybe stop picking up men at bingo night?Don't believe them when they say "they have a majic marker"Good luck once it pops it stops .. WHAT THE!!! you dont stop till i say so!!! Just a feather?? what about the whole chicken? im kinky like that you know.. tickle.. you mean like tickle me elmo? "elmo wanna fuck, do it again!' stick a finger in... you want me to put what where if that fails its time for a new cock as for being COLD.. bitch please thats just an excuse.. wear thermals ...PS i dont go to bingo.. THE MAJIC MARKER RUBS OFF

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mistress , You obliviously choose your partners poorly!!! If it has been such a problem for you and you have experienced it " many times," Well I would tend to think about the men that you have been with, Do Actually have a problem getting hard. Yes there are factors ,ie tiredness , but even a tired " normal" cock will stand to attention . I feel sorry for you,That you have come across this as much as you have stated in your comment. !!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Blah ha ha ha ha ha, thats some funny shite right there...Thanks Mistress for the laughs LOL!Giddy x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The bloke needs a little tablet of Cialis or Viagra. That would make him able to hammer a nail in with it. By the way beautiful Meeka you love grinding away on a nice steel shaft. You are a dead set hottie. xxx to you - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Wow...... Can I ask just one thing???? Have you thought about engaging the minds of the men behind those cocks.......... Yes, occasionally I've encountered a man who might not get totally hard......it's not a problem, it's not an issue.......there's more than one way to be satisfied, and how you deal with it often determines if it's going to happen again......- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Would be a medical condition you would hope. Coming while soft is a new concept to me, usually well and truly hard by that time.

  • shucksta

    shucksta

    12 years ago

    rock hard...No chance of bending this 'un.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    but have you ever had a soft cock to deal with...can't say I have been dealt a soft cock when I have a gorgeous sexy woman to please

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    After my first big break up.. My severely dented 22 year old ego and I went and hid in the bedroom with our totally dysfunctional cock for a good 8-9 months..Actually I did not really hide. One of my mates counted 14 women that year (very nice of him to keep track for me). But what he did not know was I never got it up for any of them.Not being one to give up I learned how to put a condom on a soft cock and fuck till I came. Hard or not. A few women even liked the novelty and came back a few times.One day, for no reason that I can think of, I suddenly woke up and decided holding onto the hurt was silly. Over it in the space of 24 hours. One of the backing singers in our band got flirty with me a few days later and we nearly needed a doctor after that episode.Funny how your head fucks with you.Now and again I go though time when performance anxiety gets me for one reason or another. But it always passes. It's just annoying.I had problems with the crazy head fuck I dated 12 months ago. Really patchy in the performance stakes over that time. After pressure from her I went to my Doctor. A cool dude who, after asking "Do you get a good hard-on in the morning"?Said.."Tell the bloody woman to stop fucking with your head. There's nothing wrong with your old fella"I still laugh to my self at the conversation I had with him and the look on his young medical students face.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am not an inexperienced, shy, retiring little thing in life or the bedroom. Being an ex working girl ( in my distant youth) I have spent a bit of time naked with more men than I can remember and apart from the occassional one with erectile dysfunction...(which is a whole nuther ball game then the one you are talking about) I have never ever come across this. May I suggest that the problem does indeed be in part...your fault? Sorry Mistress maybe you are emasculating the poor things and scaring thier little button mushrooms back into hibernation. All my men have been rock hard and I have never had to push a marshmellow into the ol' money box yet!

  • N4November

    N4November

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973' Cocks are like turtles. When scared they retreat into the safety of their shell.They can be enticed back out ,with a reward.If soft ,you must build a rapport with it,kinda like letting a dog sniff your hand before patting it.Be firm but gentle with it ,then slap it around till it yells "give"Never and i repeat never... laugh at a man's bits. Instead give the CrAzY EyE look like your going to attack it like a sweet treat.Good luck women and gods speed.

  • N4November

    N4November

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973' Cocks are like turtles. When scared they retreat into the safety of their shell.They can be enticed back out ,with a reward.If soft ,you must build a rapport with it,kinda like letting a dog sniff your hand before patting it.Be firm but gentle with it ,then slap it around till it yells "give"Never and i repeat never... laugh at a man's bits. Instead give the CrAzY EyE look like your going to attack it like a sweet treat.Good luck women and gods speed.

  • WHY_NOT_LOOK

    WHY_NOT_LOOK

    12 years ago

    So this was the post you were talking about in the chat room....The only time i really come across a soft cock..wanting but the pressure is on...Is in playing in groups or at swingers clubs for some reason there mind goes1000 miles an hour thinking about it that then the jackhammer has a mind of its own and decides its time for a rest before the work out because its never a quick fuck and go deal.Hopefully you can keep things going in every other area that you still have a great time no pressure on your poor partner... and you get to play again... couples are very understanding compared to singles in this area..disappointed some times yes but we all know how to self love these days don't we

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It is usually in direct relation to the guys mind is and the state of arousal. This doesn't mean they are not 100% into it, but may not be pushing the mental buttons to unleash the fury...lol. It can also be from coming to close to orgasm and stopping, a lot of sex sessions in a period of time or poor circulation. And any guy that says he has never had to deal with case where he had a soft cock is plain and simply a liar...lol. Guys can still cum in this state, it just doesn't work that well trying to stuff it into a wanting pussy or arse...lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    @ Mistress well i thought you would have caught on with what to do when its cold.Friction will work wonders for a cold cock.Just rub it like an Bush man trying to start a fire :PAs for the whole chicken you must like mayonnaise on your bird.@Baygirl i was watching David Attenborough Galapagos giant tortoise(poor lonesome George) on youtube

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm with LRE....so to prevent future marshmallow dicks(thank you...that's my Tuesdays mention), perhaps a little more selective might help or a cock ring!!! ;)

  • Mistress_Fukery

    Mistress_Fukery

    12 years ago

    HAHAHA!!! the responses to this thread never cease to amaze me!! some see the funny side and others.. well take this far too seriously! GB - my only comment to you is well cock rings and me have an interesting relationship! (shush, hanna if you read this shush too) There has been alternative areas of play with the gentleman in question and i know this is not me, as well lets say that upon further discussion, i am not the first.Kizza: if i rub too hard ... wait nevermind im not even going to finish that you will just end up twisting it around :P Mischeviouslad was wondering if i would ever have the please of meeting you in a dark ally, ive heard nothing but bad things about you.. i hope their all true!!aussie_beef, i prefer to NOT have things 'stuffed' into my pussy or ass (seriously laughing at the visuals that come to mind) Handmaiden PMSL im loving the marshmellow in the money box thats the PERFECT analogy!!

  • Hanna_ybbn

    Hanna_ybbn

    12 years ago

    Hahahahahahahaha......cock rings....hahahahahahahahahaThat is allHanna xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...are the women with really hard vaginas and rock hard clits. I've nearly broken mine twice and chipped a tooth...that's just not nice.Oh well...I guess it takes all kinds.

  • Mistress_Fukery

    Mistress_Fukery

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'DontLookDown' ...are the women with really hard vaginas and rock hard clits. I've nearly broken mine twice and chipped a tooth...that's just not nice.Oh well...I guess it takes all kinds. Oh My God!!! I think i may laugh so hard, tears will run down my leg!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...when you don't know the combination, you can get the job done but it takes determination! Quoting 'Mistress_Fukery'Oh My God!!! I think i may laugh so hard, tears will run down my leg! The Soft Cock Syndrome has never been a problem for me...I'll bust the lock, you can throw away the key.I'd keep going but right about here I'm stuck trying to think of something that rhythms with rock hard clits and sucking on boiled lollies.The end.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    don't seem to like vaginas with teeth

  • Mistress_Fukery

    Mistress_Fukery

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' don't seem to like vaginas with teethIm a gummy bear.. teeth are detachable, waits for THAT comment to be twisted in a sickening way ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...but am willing to give it one hell of a shot. Old dogs new tricks and all that jazz...I'm actually a gentleman of sorts. Quoting 'Mistress_Fukery'Im a gummy bear.. teeth are detachable, waits for THAT comment to be twisted in a sickening way ;) If you ever want to become a kept woman...drop me a note, I read your profile application and the photos of you dressed for success that accompanied it assures you of a position with the firm. Probably a few that you haven't even thought of yet...but I can't talk about things like that amongst all these nice people, most of them aren't old enough and certainly none of them twisted perverts, right?We now return you to the army of men marching to the beat of Hard Cock band approaching from the street.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    He'd had a back injury and he couldn't get a hard erection, I could only perform fellatio, no penetration was possible. But I must say I never went away unsatisfied, he was one of the most imaginative lovers I'd ever had, ever...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Along time ago (in a galaxy far far away) a girl I had been with for about a year at the time, we were both about 24 I think. We decided to see how many times we could have sex in 24 hours. We didn't get much sleep and went through into double figures. By the end we were both a little sore, despite copious amounts of lube. The last time I was a bit marshmallow like. Not sure if as soft as you are describing OP, but probably somewhere in the zone. We thought it was kinda funny, and it really was a different sensation. We put it down to exhaustion. Only bad thing about our little experiment? We were both chafed and sore for about 4 or 5 days afterwards. Oh the pain....the pain. But was fun at the time.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    mmmmmmmm I am wondering if those females who are complaining might consider if they are actually caring the cause of the problem.... do they turn the guy on..... are they too demanding... and not being. caring ..considerate .... maybe the guy wants 'to make love' ....not just have a 'root'

  • Mistress_Fukery

    Mistress_Fukery

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'DontLookDown'If you ever want to become a kept woman...drop me a note, I read your profile application and the photos of you dressed for success that accompanied it assures you of a position with the firm. Probably a few that you haven't even thought of yet...but I can't talk about things like that amongst all these nice people, most of them aren't old enough and certainly none of them twisted perverts, right?We now return you to the army of men marching to the beat of Hard Cock band approaching from the street. perhaps YOU should be submitting your application to me.. which i shall review at my leisure

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sometimes, when masturbating without enough mental stimulation... or maybe just too much on your mind, you can still cum without getting hard. Still feels great.But I agree with Mistress, when it comes to penetration you need to have the right tool to get the job done

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    no cant say iv got that problem just hard as a piece of hardwood but i dont know if id like to use it hammer nails but love to hammer some tight ass...daz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Secure two icy pole sticks with duct tape to the penis, maybe a tad uncomfortable for all concerned, but Al lease it will be straight.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If you promise I won't chip another tooth... Quoting 'Mistress_Fukery'perhaps YOU should be submitting your application to me.. which i shall review at my leisure ....I'll send you an application. Notice of Confidentiality: Pictures included and references available upon request only.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    As the male of our partnership, I have experienced both....A couple of times due to long term illness and also as a bisexual malebeing with another male... Its just so easy for women to make these observations and lay there"thinking of england" remeber the male does require some stimulation, either physical orvisual/mental to make the hydraulics work to best performance...Many times we have heard people say swing parties can have a moments of"stage fright". Guess it depends on the time and place. From our own experience, age and fitness has nothing to do with cock performanceand youth's inexperience means a nice cock goes to waste due to lack of knowledge.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've had it happen a couple of times and I can put it down to two things it could have been. Being way to tired or just complete lack of interest. Men are always seen as because we think and talk sex doesn't mean we are always up for it. The part I found most interesting is once it happened to me, the more concerned i was about it the more it would distract me, the harder it would be to get hard. I assume that's the term "performance anxiety" So.... In my experience, unless its an actual physical problem (you can fix that with toys) the less you draw attention to it the harder he will get for you. I know i jumped all over that place there but you can all deal with it, unlike a softie.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Disappointing to say the least :( even though I will cum anyway (just because i can) having sex with a soft cock is just not enjoyable and on the very rare occasion I have experienced it, they have never come. It doesn't matter what you do....oral, missionary, doggy, on top, (you can completely forget about anal) nothing will get them more than semi hard. Complete waste of my time!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ClittyMcVaginaI was talking with a few mates around the BBQ on the weekend about exactly the same thing, but from a blokes perspective. Like those women that have roller blinds for flaps. You know the ones where you let go of the blind and it slaps around from the force when it hits the top of the window sill. Funny as a child but, if you let go of one of those suckers while your down there licking the clit ... that flap can take and eye clean out.. if not blind a guy for life.. so much for wanking sending you blind!!!!I can see why you have to deal with so many soft/semi-soft cocks though, my suggestion is (1) Be less of a ball-breaker(2) Facelift(3) Personal Trainer(4) Headjob lessons.. promotes growthLoveyoulongtimePS suggestions (2) & (3) are optional considering you are gawjus :oP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    im glad we don't have that problem at home ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I think at times guys will have sex with women their not really turned on by, just to have sex...because they don't know when the next chance with come along.... Also smelly fannies ...make softcocks....

  • Rainmaker007

    Rainmaker007

    12 years ago

    My 2 cents,ther are a few things women should understand. The state of mind plays a big part,some men have problems with erections if they are worried about something,stressed,anxious,nervous,not in the mood,pressure at home or work,bad habits or just outstanding issues in a relationship.Others are easily put off by things like lack of hygiene,bad attitude,pushy women,women who don't know how to make love ie bad kissers or someone who doesn't participate at all.Lack of love and/or trust in a relationship etc.Medical reasons and no reason at all.Personally my biggest turn offs are bad hygiene and making love to a dummy.I also used to have embarassing softies if i try to be with someone i am not really attracted to,women might not understand this one. My cure? No attraction? Its not happening. It hasn't disappointed me since.Can you imagine how many women would not be having sex if they had a mechanism to shut down if any of the above was making them not feel like it?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    kudziman,we have learnt to say NO....I have a headache,...I am just not that into you,...my budgie is sick,...I left the iron on...or my favourite,''yesterday I took a vow of celibacy and I have given up sex for lent''...and it will be lent soooon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I would say every guy has had an issue with soft cock, rather they want to admit it or not it happens and can happen at the most inconvenient time too. What I do to things back on track is to get my woman to give me a blow job while hand stroking in a downward manner... gravity will always get things happening and after a while this dog is back in the saddle with a raging hard on. Remember gravity will always work in your favor, gravity is your friend. Now if you man suffers from this a lot, then he needs to be exercising and a great massage before sex help relieve any stress that is happening. I've never heard of a guy cumming with a soft cock, but I guess it happens.

  • blueballs212

    blueballs212

    12 years ago

    ...after a lovely time with a foreigner...could not convince her that I was Australian...because, to her, Australians had soft cocks...true story!

  • Phantom16

    Phantom16

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ellabella10' Disappointing to say the least :( even though I will cum anyway (just because i can) having sex with a soft cock is just not enjoyable and on the very rare occasion I have experienced it, they have never come. It doesn't matter what you do....oral, missionary, doggy, on top, (you can completely forget about anal) nothing will get them more than semi hard. Complete waste of my time!- Posted from rhpmobile i totally agree with bella on this one too.i normally cum about twice and hour and if so the time comes that i have gone soft it takes ages for it to harden up again.the best thing to do i have found is to try take a break if possible from the sex for the time being and then come back.also what i have found is that the sight of a womans naked behind in all her glory does make me erect failry quickly,but thats me,what do you think ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It does remind me of a sexy party I once attended and saw this kind of thing; it was thrown by a fella for his size queen wife's birthday. They filled a room with guys from here who were 10 inches or more. Had a very surreal conversation with quite a few of them, sitting aside taking a breather - it turns out that guys blessed with bits of the (much) larger variety had constant problems with going soft during casual play. Why? Because even the larger condoms weren't really roomy enough - they uniformly cut off the blood flow at the base (I guess in a different way to cock rings, which of course have the opposite effect) and they have a finite amount of time from putting it on till they go soft. They were literally running in to fuck the girl as quickly as possible, since they were working against the clock! I guess it's not all wine and roses being huge ... MsKinkster

  • shucksta

    shucksta

    12 years ago

    There was this one time, at the First Girlfriend's Parents' House. after dinner.A soft cock was I in need...couldn't stand up from the dinner table for some time afterwards.OMG, I just realised maybe it was her mum's cooking, or my first MILF experience.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    a gun in ya pocket Shuck,or are you just pleased to see us....apologies to Mae

  • Mistress_Fukery

    Mistress_Fukery

    12 years ago

    PMSL at some of these comments!!!!I currently have guests and will take the time to read properly and reply to all posts very soon!!!!giggle giggle giggle giggle

  • FourgasiM

    FourgasiM

    12 years ago

    Take a spoon full of cement (or maybe Viagra) and harden up. Lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Every man has a "Soft On" occassionally. We are not all hung like camels and go all night like in the Porno movies, as a lot of women have come to expect. There's just so many times over a given period when a man can get it up, and then he needs time out. All that a woman has to do is just lay there and spread her legs......gee, thats so difficult.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have determined I am infinately stronger now then when I was in my teens..   At 19, I could grab my dick with BOTH hands and couldn't bend him a tickle... at 39.... I could grab him one handed...and my increased strength allowed me to bend him quite well.. Now... 52.. strong as a Mallee Bull, and half as smart, I can grab my dick in between three fckn fngers and bend him in half!! Fck knows how strong I will be when I get to 60!!

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    12 years ago

    Soft cock can be caused from the male having a urinary tract infection, sometimes they may not be aware of it or perhaps they never treated it, either way it can easily be fixed by consuming 100ml of Cranberry juice. Great cure for E. coli.   The more pure the Cranberry juice, the better. Stay away from the watered down juice.   Some pharmaceutical medications can also cause soft cock as a side effect.   Wishing your friend a stiff recovery

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    12 years ago

    That is 100ml of Cranberry juice daily for a week or so, if that does not put lead in your pencil then consult a health care expert.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    How is floppy coming along? Would like an update please

  • Mistress_Fukery

    Mistress_Fukery

    12 years ago

    well there is nothing to update (unless you count the encounter i had with you kizza.. but i swore i wouldnt tell anyone .. but its ok.. 2nd chance to slide into my moneyslot But seriously, sex life is null and void... at the moment... but its ok.. i have it sorted and im onto it.. pun intended.. and im going to visit my superman :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    From our experiences its usually believe it or not the younger guys who have this problem. Our theory is they need to take a little extra to psyche themselves up for a big night... the poor buggers usually snort some coke or other desiger equivalent and come all sweaty and nervous.... lolPrevent soft cocks - be yourself and be confident.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    When you first meet a guy his not guna be confident to tell u what his fantasys are and what kinky stuff gets him rock hard, I personally dont get that hard untill ive made the woman cum with my tongue and heard her pleasure from then on i motor up things like being talked dirty to and jerking myself infront of her will get me rock hard 2 everyone is different so try everything kinky dirty thing u can think of and if its still soft its viagra time lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mistress ,you swore not to tell anyone but then you go and make a Thread about my floppy frankfurter haha!Go and get him Lois Lane

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Having a good imagination, helps me to keep my old feller in Peak Physical Condition.oh, and lots of Sexhercise as Tara calls it.Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hi! MistressF :) Actually I don't really have an Issue with soft cock because I connect with the whole Guy on all Levels not just his Penis.. So I accomodate our Sex Play to enjoy them in whatever way they work.. Hard cocks are certainly more easier to penetrate and feel for the Maximum satisfaction of those receiving . However soft cocks ( resulting from erectile dysfunction, Hormonal /Underactive Piturity gland or arteries smaller sue to build up of plaque NB .Viagra would be dangerous in this case could cause a heart attack,,) have the ability to bring on My Orgasms many times if they slide their soft cock over my clit after it's been orally pleasured I Luv It!! They orgasm with me .but I do suggest they get a Medical to make sure it's not being caused by any of the above even so they can then start treatment and another cock of steel is in action once more . .Mind you the Guy maybe so absorbed with his fine tunes cock he may forget to Pleasure His Lover he!he! Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hey I was replying to this Post then I remembered a little joke I had stored way back in my mind.Some may know of it or a similar version .. 2 Old Men were sitting at the bar .. 1. turned to the Other and said/"Do you Know Robert,..I'm beconming stronger as the years Pass R replied How so Arthur,, Well Robert when I was a Young Man .of 20yrs .My cock was as straight as an arrow hard as steele.. R mmmmmYes I remember those years too mine was just the same.. When I was 30yrs ,40yrs I could bend it a little 10-15%as time passed .. R Could you Arthur Yes Robert I could Well when I was 50 60 I could bend it 40-50% R So get to the Point Arthur .. Now I'm 70yrs I can bend it right back. .That's how strong I've gotten ha!ha! Enjoy Lu :)