fasty39

fasty39

M34

Some new fresh young meat

November 23 2016

Hey so I've signed up within the last week or two and am getting quiet used to it. But it seems the best thing to do is ask the seasoned veterans how my profile is looking and what can do with some tweaking . I'm very open minded so I don't really have a preference I'm very intrigued by everything. Thanks 🙊 - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    1. Sack your photographer...they kept honing in your guts...and for what?? Your guts, like everyone else's aren't going to be greeting a potential lover are they?? Unless of course your idea partner is a can of PAL puppy food....I like the one that's got you looking all thug life and shit in the car, the one in the poofy looking blue-ish hat is not too bad but ya looked baked to me.....lastly that pic with "141" tattooed on ya guts needs to be burnt at the stake!!! What on earth are you trying to do with one??? Get us to suckle on one of the tits that'd rival Anna Nicole-Smiths udders?? Fucken scary man..... 2. Your interesting past is all well and good if you wanna keep living in it....scrap that shit, it's the past, your potential lovers aren't part of it so really, who gives a fuck?? 4. By now you've probably guessed I can't count.... 5. You're still looking for number 3 aren't ya?? Fucken twat!!! :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Mmm. Are you thick and juicy? ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Do not put your name up here. Do not say you have a business etc, there are working girls on this site that will target and play you like a violin. The spelling and and punctuation Nazi will be all over your profile. So just jig that a bit. Yes its true people will judge you an idiot because you cannot spell. Trust me on this. It reads like face book. Just protect your personal life and your privacy. Your pictures are fine. They are real and not posed to try to make you look like a god. Good luck with it all, you need a thick skin for this. Get used to rejection and criticism. But remember this is not a reality world at all. My advice is to also practice approaching women offline, and starting a conversation. The woman in the tryst.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    fresh meat, those were the days, I remember it well mmm enjoy

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    8 years ago

    All the dirty old women here may find you.....👍🏽 That's what you're hoping for right? I'm not a cougar BUT I did read your profile. Agree with Mrs Tryst this isn't facebook, you don't want stalkers and trust me there's some truly creepy people here. QUICKLY remove your business location and put a suburb close to where you live rather than where you do. SAFETY SAFETY SAFETY!! Gosh kids these days (shakes head)....whilst blunt Stirry gave you great feedback. Some of your pictures are ok some are so so. Glad you haven't got the usual Bathroom selfies at least. WTF with the 141? I do wish you well here (I am a grammar/spelling nazi but overlooked your errors in favour of your youthful exuberance). My first RHP experience was with a couple I travelled 700km to meet. It was a good night! I hope yours is as memorable. All the Best ~ Indy On Safari

  • fasty39

    fasty39

    8 years ago

    Ive seen and heard it all before SummerSolstice thanks for your help i will get onto it soon. And i get that some people need to be harsh to make themselves feel better, its not how i get my joy but goodluck to them haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I am new here and would like some advices ... thanks - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Whoa, scuse me while I catch my breath 😎 My advice to you is to move to WA, quickly, ooh sorry, please. Nearly forgot my manners 😉 and Latino too. Bugger Queensland. Haven't you heard we have the best beaches over here and the chicks put out, well at least one I know anyway 😜

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    8 years ago

    Fasty39 - my only advice would be to ditch the hat. Your other pictures are great. Happy smiling face is a winner 👍 Welcome to rhp, hope you find what you are seeking and stck around in the forums. biribill - my advice for you is to come to Brisbane 😉 BBS - come on you're better than that. That's 2 threads now where you have voiced this negative scathing of other forum members. Rise above it. Not worth your time. Maybe you need a holiday. 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ummmmm don't describe yourself as athletic when your clearly not in your photos.... Lies turn women off!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting '2forfun4u2' Your NOT Athletic.... Be truthful Ummmmm don't describe yourself as athletic when your clearly not in your photos.... Lies turn women off!!!! You're NOT Athletic... Be truthful Ummmmm don't describe yourself as athletic when you're clearly not in your photos.... Lies turn women off!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thick, hard and juicy ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thick, hard and juicy. Is that a new type of sausage in the fresh meat department? If so I'm going to get me one 😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    This is not a new topic anymore, no longer fresh meat lol but the part in your profile where you say you have had an 'eventful' life and if you tell us, you'll trust us? What did you mean by eventful. It reads to me like your sexual past, and suggests indiscretion. Not saying that is what you meant, but I would tweek the wording with that just in case suspicious minds like mine read it the same way 😃