Something about Mary Moments

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  You must ask TuscanRed about her Something about Mary moment.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  But that just made my day.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  A few months back I was at the Couples Club with a male friend, who managed to leave and inpressive token of his appreciation all over me. After CC closed (and we'd had a long shower) we went to a nightclub on Oxford Street for a few drinks. It was only then that I noticed the cum in my hair I'd missed, which had since dried up. I got a lot of attention, especially from women!

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Nothing like the smell of cum in the morning. LOL

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  You girls crack me up ! "Dad, why are there ladies knickers on the bedpost ?""Ummmmmm"

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'Meeka100'You must ask TuscanRed about her Something about Mary moment. you cracked me up, and I have a male stipper fobia for a reason ya know

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I was preoccupied in the laundry and called out "bottom of my bedside table, left hand side drawer Honey"......errrrrrr next I hear "Mum you're f*king disgusting!!!"... yep guided her to wrong toy battery department!! Foxy

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I was preoccupied in the laundry and called out "bottom of my bedside table, left hand side drawer Honey"......errrrrrr next I hear "Mum you're f*king disgusting!!!"... yep guided her to wrong toy battery department!! Foxy

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  ok I will spill the beans on a few of my very bad experiences with male strippers.   once at a swingers, I went and as some may know I am not a swinger but I love to watch.   they had a male stripper that did the bump and grind over to me but Ipushed people in front of me to get away. after he found some other poor woman the show was over iwas then giving massages to people, without the happy ending, just cause I was bored.   well the stripper askfor one I said sure, and lay on his back and as I did his thigh just blew and it got my hair!     next one was with meeka but no cum but oil where this guy put his leg over my shoulder as he made me kneel in front of him. he grabbed my head made likeI was giving him a blow job. Yes everyone was cracking up I got up and those that should have told me did NOT and I waas walking around with the fringe all glued up like it had cum on it. I am sure someone could have said dance cocky dance as Ihad the full crest thing going on   last but not least, was at a swingers, I had gone to do a belly dance for them they also had a male stripper who wanted to have his way with me but Iwas not interested. as I went to leave he pushed mein a chair and sat on mylap, a naked dude who was very good looking so a girlfriend of mine knelt down to blow him   he blew and we did nor realise he had hit the side of her hair went to night club with those blue lights.................do you know how well cum shows up in blue light!   I often have cum on my boobs, andsometims on my top , but I just say its paint medium as I like to rub cum over me and wear it all day, kinky old girl that I am   and Meeka.............next time ya gotta warn me!

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  in my hair Karynb,just some very suss hair gel...had my daughter in stiches as I had unknowingly walked around all day with sticky clumps in my hair

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Of getting my foreskin caught in my zipper a couple of times... Not funny whatsoever

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'Driftwood1' Of getting my foreskin caught in my zipper a couple of times... Not funny whatsoever Slow learner, buttoned flys rule !

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Welcome back mate :)

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  Lifes_great

  12 years ago

  I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Thanks for sharing your adventures, best laugh I've had in ages. You are all such great people...2 thumbs up

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