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Songs relating to RHP

April 03 2018

I am quite active on one of the music threads and was going to use this song but as it is so relevant to here I thought I would share it and begin a different music thread. So I invite you to share some tunes in relation to RHP and to start the ball rolling here's a piss cutter and fantastic tune from Loudon Wainwright's live album 'Career Moves'. Such a shame we can't upload mp3's He said, she said Lets talk about sex... (spoken) She was trying to get him to talk to her While they were doing the deed He said "Baby I'm the strong and the silent type" She said "That's not what I need" "Please do not talk softly" she said "When carrying your stick" He said "Actions can speak louder" She said "It don't do the trick" She was all over him in the A.M. He said "Baby you don't understand Just about once a night I'm alright But I'm not much of a morning man. I'm not quite awake yet I could use a cup" She said "How about a loving spoonful darling? That might get you up" The other night she was biting him While they were doing it in the dark He said "What are you somekind of vampire baby?" She said "I just love to leave my mark Maybe it's a tendency" "I hope it's just a phase You can't be too careful people With these diseases these days. She was trying to get him to spank her She said "It feels so fine" He said "I'm not that kind of man baby That's where I draw the line" Then she said "You can draw the line there You can draw a circle, draw a square. I don't mind a parallelogram. Just put your pencil there! I don't mind a rhomboid Just put your pencil there!"

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RHP User

7 years ago

Hotel California Hotel California Eagles, The Eagles On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night. There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself 'This could be heaven or this could be Hell' Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face. Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine' And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say" Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face. They livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device' And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before 'Relax' said the night man, 'We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!'

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RHP User

7 years ago

Rick Guard, Stop It, I Like ItBaby girl it's a big big world and there's many fish in the sea.I'm trying not to roam but I'm flesh and bone so you better keep your eye on me!.I'm not trying to flirt I'm not trying to hurt don't even wanna be free But when I see them walk and I hear them talk, well that's the end of me..They got bumps and curves just for hors d'oevres, and I haven't even mentioned the lips! They got wild eyes that make me lie and legs right up to the hips!.They're from outer space they're the Fairer race and we all know who's in control.But when I look at their lips and the swing of their hips well a man can lose his soul.Stop stop stop stop stop it I like it (I like it) stop stop stop stop stop it feels good! You're so wrong I'm getting excited please don't stop although I know you should..Take Adam and Eve now eve wouldn't leave till Adam tasted her wares When a woman wants you, better say yes or you better start saying your prayers.In every place there's a pretty face of tempting variety but i'm not looking, not available Please don't tempt me!.Stop stop stop stop stop it I like it (I like it) stop stop stop stop stop it feels good! You're so wrong I'm getting excited please don't stop although I know you should.Five two eyes blue skin as smooth as cream not to have her a nightmare, but to have her a dream! Eloquent and radient with two first class degrees and the kind of hips which fingertips were invented just to teaase.She gave me the eye and i ignored her she gave me the eye and i looked away she gave me the eye and so I sighed a sigh I'm weak and I'm being led astray (astray!).Stop stop stop stop stop it I like it stop stop stop stop stop it feels good! You're so wrong I'm getting excited please don't stop although I know you should.Dark and dirty roundabout thirty with fourty two on top she knows her way and nothing's fine and likes to dance untill you drop I told her I was a singer she said she was a swinger but I didn't see her moving her feet when she stroked my thigh looked me right in the eye and said something I can't repeat ... STOP!I like it!! Hahahaaa!You're so wrong I'm getting excited please don't stop although I know you should please don't stop although I know you should!

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RHP User

7 years ago

Smut - Skyhooks Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat Open up you Twisties and open up your fly Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thighIf your mother knew what you were doing She'd probably hang her head and cry And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your flyMunchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag Make a little opening in the other end of your bag Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap No-one ever guesses whatsit's in the packIf your mother knew what you were doing She'd probably hang her head and cry And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your flyOoh la la la la la la la la Ooh la la la la la la la laBetter get a grip on yourself You better pull yourself together Picture's almost over but still your not quite there John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chairIf your mother knew what you were doing She'd probably hang her head and cry And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your flyOoh la la la la la la la la Ooh la la la la la la la la

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7 years ago

Quoting 'Meander' Well I don't know why I came here tonight,I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right,I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me,Joker's to the right,Here I am Stuck in the middle with youYes I'm, Stuck in the middle with you And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do,It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,Losin' control, yeah I'm all over the place. Clowns to the left of me,Joker's to the right,Here I am Stuck in the middle with you Steve Miller Band - Stuck In The Middle With You Hi,From Google: Stuck in the Middle with You"is a song written by Scottish musicians Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan and originally performed by their band Stealers Wheel. Couldn't locate any confirmation on Google that SMB had recorded this song but I could be wrong. V.

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RHP User

7 years ago

I can play it...I can sing it. Posting the lyrics is retarded. ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

7 years ago

"You're t cutest thing that I ever did see Really love your your peaches wanna shake your tree" Know the lyrics to any Steppenwolf? 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

7 years ago

Just the artist and a couple of lines works, ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

7 years ago

Adam Harvey; Guy Sebastian - Stuck In The Middle Thanks for the info Vampa, I hadn't realised and am the better educated now. Even following Google just then, the search listing that stated Steve Miller Band took me to a page for Stealer's Wheel. Weird I did ask for my first lyrics to be deleted Pangolin, sorry it's still there. Peachy

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Hawt1

7 years ago

My darling the stars, they shine for you My darling the birds twitter for you My darling my heart skips a beat Whenever I think of you And under this moonlit sky I pray and dream that I Will be the one, will be the one that you Bend over and bang good and hard from behind Have me on all fours, howling at the sky I'll give your cock a good long suck Then you'll give me a good hard fuck Squeeze my tits, all big and bouncy Then spunk all over my botty I want to be your butt-hot greasy slut Greasy slut Begging for more for I can't get enough Can't get enough When I leave your tool used-up, worn and soggy I won't stop then, oh no no no I'll become your little leg-humping doggy Let me be your dirty fucking whore (Let Me Be Your) Dirty Fucking WhoreMachine Gun Fellatio

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RHP User

7 years ago

Master and servant - Depeche mode It's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot It's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot, like lifeThere's a new game we like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my kneesWe call it master and servant We call it master and servant.................

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RHP User

7 years ago

LOOKING FOR SEX ON THE INTERNET I was looking for sex, On the internet Looking to lose some weight by working up a sweat Doing raunchy things with sexy men Doing raunchy things again and again Found a site, wrote my profile Put up some pictures That would beguile Corset stockings and high heel shoes So many offers who would I choose I found my man and I brought him home Things were going well I’d started to moan Then he hoisted my legs into the air I was a woman in despair Cos oh oh my back aches Oh oh can’t get my legs that high No matter how I try Oh oh don’t want no anal sex Think I’ll just lie down after I’ve had a Bex So I took my profile off that website Now I’m sitting at home alone every night Just like I did before and that’s ok Because I’m getting too old and my body’s too fucked And I don’t really want to play Now I’ve got sex of the lasting kind My vibrator really doesn’t mind That I’m fat, can’t get my legs in the air And makes love to me anyway I dare.

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RHP User

7 years ago

spaced for the slow readers perhaps

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usrightnow_Again

7 years ago

"Some Like it Hot" The Power Station1985

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RHP User

7 years ago

Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch, You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered, Like my Waffle House hash browns Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola Stock you are inclined to make me rise An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, Means small craft advisory So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five, You sunk my battle ship please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" You'll love it just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggie style So we can both watch X-Files

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RHP User

7 years ago

Gimme Head Gimme head baby Gimme head like you did just last night You got me steamin at a hundred degrees Each time I see you I grow weak in the knees You sink me under Bring me undone With words I saaaid Words I said But best of all I love is you give me head You give me head You give me head You give me head ..........

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RHP User

7 years ago

Paul Lekakis - Boom Boom (Let's Go Back To My Room) Hey baby I'd like to talk to you How about coming back to my room for a little boom boom.You keep coming to me I can dig your dynamite Know the way you move Get in the groove You're driving me crazy, crazy for you.Second time you moved me It's time for us to Boom Boom You can come right close to me And feel the burning fire All the time you got me It's fine for us to boom boom If you see the spark in me And feel my strong desire.Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right.Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right.Do the honor to me Don't you know I like to bite Get to the view Closer to you You're driving me crazy, crazy for you.Second time you moved me It's time for us to Boom Boom You can come right close to me And feel the burning fire All the time you got me It's fine for us to boom boom If you see the spark in me And feel my strong desire.Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right.Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right

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