RHP

RHP User

M50

Spill the beans

June 22 2011

Enough of these stories of marathon love sessions, hearing what a legend you were in the sack doesn't move me, there's no entertainment in hearing what a great fuck you rated yourself as!. However, I am interested in those cringe worthy moments where you just died on your arse, wished a hole would open up and swallow you but it didn't!.I'll go first, because someone's got to.It was a blokes holiday, a group of us arrived on the same plane as two girls, we stayed in the same area and saw them virtually every night. One by one my mates had a crack at the better looking of the two, both had vowed not to put out and made it clear they would remain celibate for the whole trip (the other mate was going to have no probs with this one, looking lie a bulldog chewing a wasp), the statement was bold however, considering the environment, yet one by one the boys were shot down in flames.I was going down like this and played it cool. On the last night there me and the hot girl got chatting in the hotel bar and with my talk of a night of passion I felt she was crumbling on her resolve, she took a shine to me and by the end of the night I'd got her so worked up with the threat of a fuck of the century that she grabbed me and said in front of the boys and her mate, "I don't care I just need you to fuck me!".Game on!.We were pashing all the way up to her room and by the time we got through the door were half undressed, before you knew it I had my head buried between her thighs and was licking like a guy who'd found an ice bloke in the Sahara, then all of a sudden it occurred to me I wasn't going hard, I was seriously lubed up with exotic beer and shots and couldn't get hard!, all the while this chick is panting like a marathon runner screaming at me to get up and fuck her!. I had to do something and knelt between her thighs tugging at my numb cock like a perv in the bushes to no avail, it was terrible, she was willing me to go hard, I was looking at the pussy from heaven and my cock was not having a bar of it.I wanked my flaccid cock for what seemed like an eternity while this smoking hot chick slowly realised it was not going to happen, her mate was now knocking on the door being a pain in the arse while my mates had moved outside in the street cheering and serenading us, obviously not aware that inside I knelt before a mystery stunner tugging on my shriveled up dick. With a look of utter disbelief the chick mutters "you might as well just go" and I sheepishly tugged my jocks back on and let her annoying mate in as I wandered off like a complete tool.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Ive been that girl !!!! Ahh.. dont worry.. fosters flop would have to be a nightmare for some men! Worse sex story for me.. under age, at a party.. getting busted by half my home group (school party) shagging some random guy in a broken down paddock bomb. Still have not lived that one down 6 years on !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting '2naughtygirlz' Ive been that girl !!!! Ahh.. dont worry.. fosters flop would have to be a nightmare for some men! Worse sex story for me.. under age, at a party.. getting busted by half my home group (school party) shagging some random guy in a broken down paddock bomb. Still have not lived that one down 6 years on ! Some people just won't let it go will they!, hahaha it wasn't so much the droopy dick that done it but the all night build up with me talking myself up!, then of course there were my mates singing outside AND cheering!.