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September 12 2018

Hi every one, I got a nice fingers skills and love it, so just asking the girls out there, who else is into a nice big round squirt session - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    6 years ago

    Is your mailbox blown up yet? 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • mango69er

    mango69er

    6 years ago

    You are all class - Posted from rhpmobile

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    6 years ago

    An obvious advert with mobile number et al. And Jeff has left the building and RHP.... :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    6 years ago

    Jeffy is The Flash🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    On Jeffy ladies I’m home this weekend and Jeffy and I are neighbours So Jeffy I’ll be in Errol St Friday night so hit me up so I can report back to the girls, cause no way do I want you misrepresenting yourself and you know, not be able to follow through on your VERY confident claim How do these forums get through ?

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    I think just a basic root would blow his mind at this stage.....

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Any good at prostrate milking.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Yes, how do they get through. Although, Pipsqueak, you are such good value. Seriously. 😗 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Gr8distraction

    Gr8distraction

    6 years ago

    .

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    Im pissin myself already Break out the brollys girls and I;ll go get the scuba gear just incase Inbox inundation precipitation is surely to ensue Thar she blows matey of the starboard bow all hands on dick! 🐳 🐳 🐳

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Lmao.. it’s guys like you OP that give normal and genuine guys a bad name and an even more impossible feat of possibly gaining any luck on these sites. Please do us all a favour and go back to the basement and re-wrap your glad wrap.... ‘you’re a bad boy bubby’ Maybe go take some lessons to get in touch with your feminine side.. so you can at least try to understand all the levels of NO in your post. On that note... I’m out 😂😂 hope you can handle all the messages you hope to receive - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Supernova

    Supernova

    6 years ago

    Please let us know how it goes with ole Jeffy ;) The first under 35 male be fully accepted by the untouchable, unwavering Pippy!!!! Haha seriously though what a legend 😂🤣 Jeffy your my hero! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    Whos old enough to remember the old one Wash ya hands Jeffery! 🐙

  • Gr8distraction

    Gr8distraction

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'Gr8distraction' This'll end in tears. I thought we finally agreed again that squirt was mostly urine after all? But when i read "nice fingers", i immediately thought of George Castanza and the hand model.Is that a bad thing?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    hey mate if your that good with your fingers you should be bloody terrific with your tongue like I am lol

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    maybe we shouldnt judge so quickly,, I vaguely remember the first time I had a girl squirt on me (ok vividly) , crickey it was 40 odd years ago, I think it was before squirting was even invented.The girl thought she was pissing herself and even said so as it was happening, the bed was saturated and it was very sexy.We didnt know what was happening at the time, but later on we casually teased and joked to each other about nappies an stuff. Fast forward to a few years later Circa 1977 and weeeeee worked it out lolA lot of water has passed under pillows sheets and toilet seats since then, but hahah it was a joyous and celebratory occasion at the time, even though we had no idea what was going on. All hail the mighty squirters young and old! Ps keep them hydrated :)

  • RodGoodGuy

    RodGoodGuy

    6 years ago

    Maybe Jeff is just "Taking the piss" LOL BTW...LOL Annie.There's a good spin off forum topic.

  • honkytonk

    honkytonk

    6 years ago

    just sayin

  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    6 years ago

    I remember watching the movie CHOPPER. In that i think he says to an inmate....oh Jeffy...Jeffy. Jeeeefeee!! Hi my name Jeff and I am a squirt master

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I’m flying in tonight, free tomorrow, I’m sooooooooooo waiting !! Cmon, hit me up, I’m not hard work Cue: crickets Pokes tongue out at Spernova

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    6 years ago

    Careful what you wish for Your inbox will now be “flooded” with local resumes, each claiming squirt superiority over the next 🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • BrightBubbly

    BrightBubbly

    6 years ago

    I am eating lunch at my desk and surfing RHP on my phone. Your prostate milking comment had me nearly falling off my chair. Now how do I explain it to the work colleagues who want to know what is so funny !!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    6 years ago

    Cat video They’ll all say “ahhhhhhhhhh” 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'BrightBubbly' I am eating lunch at my desk and surfing RHP on my phone. Your prostate milking comment had me nearly falling off my chair. Now how do I explain it to the work colleagues who want to know what is so funny !!! - Posted from rhpmobile Yeah I got a giggle out of that one as well "prostrate milking" I was trying to get a visual on that one Laying under a cow milking it? hahahafull cream unhomogenised 🐄

  • Gr8distraction

    Gr8distraction

    6 years ago

    Quoting '0z_boy' maybe we shouldnt judge so quickly,, I vaguely remember the first time I had a girl squirt on me (ok vividly) , crickey it was 40 odd years ago, I think it was before squirting was even invented.The girl thought she was pissing herself and even said so as it was happening, the bed was saturated and it was very sexy.We didnt know what was happening at the time, but later on we casually teased and joked to each other about nappies an stuff. Fast forward to a few years later Circa 1977 and weeeeee worked it out lolA lot of water has passed under pillows sheets and toilet seats since then, but hahah it was a joyous and celebratory occasion at the time, even though we had no idea what was going on. All hail the mighty squirters young and old! Ps keep them hydrated :) I can so relate to that....Not on a bed, but a kitchen bench.We thought we broke something and seriously thought about a visit to RNSH. But the embarrassment of telling the story held us back from doing so.Don't know what's in that stuff, but it stripped the varnish off the cork flooring.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Jeffy......I’ve just got off the 57, cnr of Victoria and Errol... I’m so waiting for those fingers to get me off Waiting impatiently.... tapping my stilettoed foot, drumming fingers.... You wouldn’t be by any chance ALL TALK ? Nah

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Gr8distraction'I can so relate to that....Not on a bed, but a kitchen bench.We thought we broke something and seriously thought about a visit to RNSH. But the embarrassment of telling the story held us back from doing so.Don't know what's in that stuff, but it stripped the varnish off the cork flooring. Now youve got me thinking Gr8distraction, maybe we could set up an arrangement with Jeffy and get him to collect all the squirt liquid then we could bottle and label it Jeffies amazing orgasmic varnish removerWe could be onto something here, just imagine it, we could have it on the shelves in all of the major hardware outlets. Im going into photoshop now to work on the labeling! I'll be back in a minute,,,,

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'pipsqueak' Jeffy......I’ve just got off the 57, cnr of Victoria and Errol... I’m so waiting for those fingers to get me off Waiting impatiently.... tapping my stilettoed foot, drumming fingers.... You wouldn’t be by any chance ALL TALK ? Nah Nah Im alltorque its my handle on the ducati owners forum :D

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    Got the labeling sorted, now to sort out the supply. Pip if you do meet up with Jeffy could you please take a bottle and funnel so we can send some samples off to the lab Jeffies amazing orgasmic varnish removerEffortlessly removes varnish from cork tiles, no more scrubbing!for your convenience cums packaged in a handy 2 litre squirt bottleThis highly secret and well gaurded formula is triple virgin cold pressed and totally organic! Best of all its finger lickin good!can also be used as a refreshing mouthwash Keep away from small children, varnished cork articles and cats.Warning may contain traces of pubic hair and fingernails

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Ghosted me Me so willing and him so apparently very able !!! Do you think , there was any chance He Was Like full of shit ? :0

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    I fucking hope not, we are on the verge of something big here. Theres a huge demand for getting unwanted varnish of cork articles and Ive just ordered 500 funnels and a pallet load of 2 litre squirt bottles. ggrrrrrrrrrr damn you Jeffy

  • Gr8distraction

    Gr8distraction

    6 years ago

    Quoting '0z_boyNow youve got me thinking Gr8distraction, maybe we could set up an arrangement with Jeffy and get him to collect all the squirt liquid then we could bottle and label it Jeffies amazing orgasmic varnish removerWe could be onto something here, just imagine it, we could have it on the shelves in all of the major hardware outlets. Im going into photoshop now to work on the labeling! I'll be back in a minute,,,, like a "Big Kev's all purpose remover?No. It was just refreshing to hear about your experience. Too many times all i seem to read, is how making a woman squirt is the be all and end all of a good time. Maybe its a cyclic thing, there is/was a period of time where arse was the new pussy as well. My first and only experience to date in this was with a partner i was living with. It was particularly daunting to say the least. It never happened before, and we practiced alot. But i guess I / we both have a better understanding about it now......sometimes it just happens.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I'm finding so many mature ladies that never used to squirt have developed it over time. Always find a squirter easier to make cum and they can multiple orgasm no dramas at all.