Squirting-Ejaculating Dildos and strapons

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Google search "ejaculating strap on dildo" then click "Australian sites only" and you should find something..

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Yep... you need the Colt enema kit... it has like a turkey baster bulb on one end.. and a rather tantalising attachment for probing... You can fill the bulb with whatever you want. Warm milk is good... clotted cream is better... lolz... personally I prefer a hit of cocka cola.. I mean.. coca cola.Hmmm... reading this back to myself I sound far too enthusiastic about this question.. lol.. damn. the gig is up!Hugsstalky.

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  MissSarahCurious

  13 years ago

  Quoting 'Stalky' Yep... you need the Colt enema kit... it has like a turkey baster bulb on one end.. and a rather tantalising attachment for probing... You can fill the bulb with whatever you want. Warm milk is good... clotted cream is better... lolz... personally I prefer a hit of cocka cola.. I mean.. coca cola.Hmmm... reading this back to myself I sound far too enthusiastic about this question.. lol.. damn. the gig is up!Hugsstalky. Clotted cream? eeeeek, i think i just became spontaneously lactose intolerant, you filthy bastard LOLxx Sarah

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Rugged, you're back!! :D mwah!If you find a decent one that works OK I'd love to hear about it. I'm a fan of "I can't believe it's not boy butter" lube... bend 'em over, squirt it in, and it drips out looking like cum.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Didn't know you could even get that my mind is blown lol

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  candoit4000

  13 years ago

  Really!! Note to self**** Google search ejaculating dildo... Sounds like a fun little device... am gonna have to shout myself one of those little suckers lol Maybe a quick trip to the sex shops in the valley to find one ;-)   OMFG... google does show one and it's HUGE... the vid shows it about the size of a council bus lol Awesome stuff!!

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  google peter north ejaculating dildo from 247 sex store online HUGE and strap on compatible

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Why was I not told about this before ? Note to self; purchase a case of cocka cola :P

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Lmao you didn't know??? You need to watch porn.... As for the ops question, great advice so far, or take a trip to sexyland, clubx, etc and ask the lovely folk behind the desk, they'll also be able to throw a suggestion in there.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Little Foxy just had her socks blown off!!- Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  "I can't believe it's not boy butter" OMG!!!!!! Lol. I just love depraved people. (ˆڡˆ) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I didn't know strap ons could cum.... I am thrilled with my new bit of knowledge!

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'Ghostbusters' As for the ops question, great advice so far, or take a trip to sexyland, clubx, etc and ask the lovely folk behind the desk, they'll also be able to throw a suggestion in there. It's an old thread from a year ago that Meeka has bumped up, the OP has been online in the last week so, so maybe it will appear in her stream and attract her back to the forums...

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Except upon reading this forum topic I heard myself reading /singing it in my head to the tune of "these are a few of my favourite things..." ( think about it peoples....) now in a julie andrews voice..."Squirting , Ejaculating....Dildoes and strapons!!"

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Pop a mentos lolly in there too if you really want fireworks...   I've seen this done at Kinder many times... only we were making volcanoes. If anyone tries this can they please pop a video up for all to see?   PS. Cola with baking soda works too.   Disclaimer: The author of this post does not recommend you insert said strap on while these ingredients are in use, to do so may cause injury to the receiving party.

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