M59
Stand outs
June 18 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Find my soul and I am yours forever Anonymous Wording is everything.
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Mischeviouslad
12 years ago
"obviously these sometimes work" Obviously? Really?! Ok girls..... here's your chance to put your hand up and admit to it working. lol My views on first messaging are changing away from sharing my views with the aim of educating guys on better, more effective communication, for their benefit, and for those of the women they communicate with.....as Ive previously thought of sharing. Now, I'm more inclined not to bother.....and my reasons are as follows... 1. The repetition of topics on how to message, how to get a response, or, why messages are ignored...says few are learning, or think they even need to learn when what they're doing isn't working for them and .... 2. Darwinian theory. If you're a dumbarse, sending dumbarse messages, you die in RHP, and maybe you deserve to, and for the benefit of those who aren't so fucking stupid, self absorbed and self interested. Too harsh? Your mailbox tells a different story. ;-) DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sent me a poem once! About me! Nice
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Awesome71'Sent me a poem once! About me! Nice classy
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RHP User
12 years ago
....I got nuttin
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RHP User
12 years ago
this is true...today I received a message saying''please ignore this message,I have sent it for reasons of my own''...and he sent another which was blank.....very zen?
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RHP User
12 years ago
If we were in the same room and I asked you to dance would you say "yes"? And if the answer were no would a root be out of the question? Started out so nice.....:p
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RHP User
12 years ago
Especially if I am a cow, had that the other daykept saying no, and he was so nice polite and I started to fell , rudehaving coffee with him tomorrownot because he did any thing special, more that he stayed calm under my fire.plus he had a lovely irish voicethe guys that are funny, I like little twist of humour does it for meNot the , do you want cock baby stuff, well DAHHh what do you think I here for? I do,but not yours if you cant come up with a better line.yeah picky meto Wingman, can you please come over to my house, and check out my tummy, I think I have navel lintseeee look here. no its a little lower, lower lower, yep thats itohhh whoda thunk it, thats my clitsilly me
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RHP User
12 years ago
""Your an aussie right well you must have some irish in you or if not would you like some"" I laughed really hard at this line and well it worked what can I say.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Got a MSG the other day from someone (a dad) at my kids school. Someone I hadn't sent pics too!!! For sure, that MSG made me sit up and take notice :S- Posted from rhpmobile
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Mr_MrsAraps
12 years ago
PMSL. That's definitely a WTF .... ??? :-/- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Im booking the ticket as we speak ... Oh and I'm bringing my special dust buster :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
and like the Demtel knives ,I just got a third message,same,same....this time I said...ooook you have sent this message three times..weird....he replied ...Sorry poor internet connection.....do you think this might just be trooo lurve
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
Some of the messages we have been sent have just been so funny - to the point of 'did they really just send that n expect us to be turned on' Recently a guy sent us a message saying, 'I'm in town, think we should catch up tonight' when someone sends a message like that do they not understand that we have a life other then being on rhp. Lol! Some ppl have no logic at all!! Or another message ' we could make magic together' This is a good topic! Popcorn time xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
From a different thread: Quoting 'Freya73' you DTF'' does not a sonnet make Hi, luvd ur profile. I have a thick hard cock, so are you DTF? Is a haiku.
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RHP User
12 years ago
"Hey, how are you? An heading to Geraldton at the weekend and hoping to find a drinking partner! If your free let me know? Have no idea what's there but will find somewhere!"So glad I am back in civilisation...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can see that t shirt has a speck on it, please take it off and I will give it a wash for youplease take of the rest, I will not mix colours so it may take three loads of wash to do all your clothesplease feel free to hop in my bed under the coversif your cold, I will put boob ear warmers on for youyours trulyLady TR...ever so thoughtful
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RHP User
12 years ago
What TR is saying is she'll be happy to take your three loads.
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sweetgem
12 years ago
From what you've asked in your question wingman2013, but it's still an opening line of an email that sent to me, that caught my attention 😛 Some months ago, I noticed a man from interstate checked out my profile, but he didn't contact me because of certain reasons (which I found out later on, but they were good reasons). I liked his profile pic and so I went on to read his profile. No surprise I liked what I read and sent him a flirt saying "if I send you a message, would you reply?". The next thing I knew I got an email from him with this opening line "of course I would reply to your message :-)". No doubt we clicked enormously and I had the best date ever (in a long time post my divorce) as he purposely made his visit to Sydney to be around the Valentine's Day and included me in his visiting plan! What this charming man did for me were really beautiful and unexpected, and I am truly grateful for the opportunity to have met such a rare gent!!! This date will be one of those beautiful and memorable memories I safely lock away in my heart! :-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
11 years ago
TR I'm blushing , would you really take advantage of an innocent boy like me ? Come to think of it ..... My ears have been a bit cold lately :))- Posted from rhpmobile
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custardapples
11 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Direct'What TR is saying is she'll be happy to take your three loads. That's priceless Ms_Direct .. crack me up Mr C'apples
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just got my first "Wanna fuck" message! I finally feel part of the club.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm so lonely :(.......and pathetic......and have a bad profile pic (I really should change that)!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I keep on getting tossed into the friend pile. Sigh...I wonder if one of you lot put a "friend only" sticker at the back of my shirt
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RHP User
11 years ago
I receive many messages on my butt. One lovely gentleman said that he wanted to deeply embed his tongue in my ass. :p
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RHP User
11 years ago
I broke the 'pick up' rules....no self deprecation.
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RHP User
11 years ago
hey darl Hi hunI I sent a pleasant "All the best" reply, but am torn. Should I tell this (I'm sure very nice) guy that he won't have much luck with messages like this? Or let him try? And are there women on here that actually respond positively to this?
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RHP User
11 years ago
hey darl Hi hunI I sent a pleasant "All the best" reply, but am torn. Should I tell this (I'm sure very nice) guy that he won't have much luck with messages like this? Or let him try? And are there women on here that actually respond positively to this?
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wingman2014
11 years ago
Maybe he's sending it in installments ? :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
11 years ago
If it's someone I have been chatting to for a while, he has a good profile and seems a nice guy too, then I might give him a chance and see what happens. I have learned that not every nice man can compose a good message, and men who say they are educated and seem to have the intellect/skill to write can't create an impressive message either, so I would chance it (if I were you) as long as the guy show sufficient genuineness and charming personality :-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2013'Maybe he's sending it in installments ? :)This was his second message, a little while later (I swear I'm not making this up): oh huni Morning darl I love your profile I'm aright up and honest. 04******** txt me . I'm S*** I live at ********
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