RHP

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Stranded

May 10 2013

If we were all stranded on a island and there was plenty of food and water. Question 1. Do you think it would be utopia as a lot of people on here have a common interest or would it be like Lord of the flies. Google if you never read the book. Question 2. What strengths would you bring to the group, myself I am a Carpenter I'm good with wood.......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Flies are high in protein apparently....but I dunno if I'd be calling it utopia. More like survivor!!! What I would bring to the group??? That's easy....plenty of ability to leave via the seaplane lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Oh it would all be lovely and fun until the boredom set in and and all the cross fucking that goes on would start to put people's noses out of joint. It would not be pretty!! My strength? I am warm and cuddly with lots of extra padding so I would make a good mattress or once people had killed me I could be spit roasted and feed you all for a week. :p Or I will be in the search and explore party to see what is on the island, I am an adventurer. :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I will start the swingers/sex club at the naughty end of the island. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    12 years ago

    Is it just yourself or are there other people? Is it a big or tiny island or the island from the series lost? lol. If its a group then you would like to think it would be more like an indigenous tribe with a bit of structure than lord of the flies. On a deserted island you can't just move to the next suburb if you don't get along with someone...your kind of stuck.I guess I would be the designated coconut tree climber as there is not much use for IT skills. lol

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    Hmmmmmm I suspect I'll be the guy who is asked to deal with all the creepy crawlies, trap and spear wild animsls for food wearing only a skimpy loincloth (and large amounts of mud for suncream). I'll dive for the perfect pearl and present them to the lovely ladies as part of a primal seduction ritual before dominantly taking them against a coconut palm, and finally.... enforce the Bitchslap Upside Da Head rule by dragging the badly behaved by their ear to the Dumbarse corner of the island to think about what they've done. :-) DG

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Gilligans island had the professor and Meeka I hope the whole would be naughty and yes it brings a new meaning to eating someone

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Lord of the Flies for sure. But let's see... Meeka would have her swingers club, paintme a commune and Funlover a harem. Twiggy would start another union, of which Honky would proclaim himself president. Everyone would laugh. Freya would be our temple to worship at, Tuscanred our oracle. DG would be our false prophet, but he'd be overthrown quickly by both innerwest and neptune_drift. (We'd keep DG for his boat though) Jay and Mike would be our fishermen, Otori our gatherers and Manly and Safari our hunters. Sirlurkalot would be ringmaster to keep the bloody circus under control (though he'd fail miserably and be killed by Araps dropping a coconut on him). Foxy, awesome71, Karyn and luckdragon would take over and make the place livable for all. And Inspirit would capture it all on film. Anyone I missed is really just there to be fucked silly by the others. I could help as a nurse.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My font went funny...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "You can check out any time you want but you can never leave" Mwhaha!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Wouldn't it be nice if it were Bora Bora??Foxy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Plenty of experience with fair , equitable , diplomatic Leadership . I could also make some pretty funky Toilet Doors ;) Inevitably there would be Factions, but my Harem would reign Supreme ... GG♒ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'sirlurkalot' Flies are high in protein apparently....but I dunno if I'd be calling it utopia. More like survivor!!! What I would bring to the group??? That's easy....plenty of ability to leave via the seaplane lol- Posted from rhpmobile I don't think so....PMSL...Aren't you the one who stranded us there in the first place??You got us all lost and then ya crashed the seaplanet!! lolFoxy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We have just worked out who the popular kids are around here so while they're off doing their thing, I'll be up the other end, working on the massage & cock-tail bar. I will be mixing up some delicious con-cock-tions and providing long slow slippery massages to the very clever men that can convert fruit to alcohol for me.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Honky and myself would be the Kings of the Island and you lot would would be our humble servants.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    All nude bisexual orgy! Come play with some hairy coconuts!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    BDSM night at Meeka's Island paradise come on over and get tied up with our super soft vines against a palm tree while we whip your butt with a dead fish. 😋

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MissPoppins'We have just worked out who the popular kids are around here   That was just from the top of my head/my friends list. Dang.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    MsD has mentioned all the forum tragics!! She sees our names every day so of course they are first to come to mind. LOL. ;-) You I notice have been very quiet over the last few weeks. What's happening over on your part of the island?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You do realise if I die from a coconut being dropped on my head I'll need a naughty nurse to sign my death certificate and give me "adequate" post mortem care??? Then I'll need a preacher to deliver the last right of passage(I think that's what it's called??), and I'm worried who that'll be given their scriptures of dating gospel :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    At never never being able to leave.....that makes me wonder if my death will be by accident or a sacrificial ritual to appease the gods and thank them for the masses of yummy bodies entwined at Meeka's haven for horniness....... :p Or will you all just ram my head on a stick to frighten away gatecrashers??? Lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    But that's only because he should be fucked silly by everyone.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Hmmmmmm I suspect I'll be the guy who is asked to deal with all the creepy crawlies, trap and spear wild animsls for food wearing only a skimpy loincloth (and large amounts of mud for suncream). I'll dive for the perfect pearl and present them to the lovely ladies as part of a primal seduction ritual before dominantly taking them against a coconut palm, and finally.... enforce the Bitchslap Upside Da Head rule by dragging the badly behaved by their ear to the Dumbarse corner of the island to think about what they've done. :-) DG so long as he comes thats fine as he can do and does all the above we only eat fish he spears,thecray fish he gets the meat from the farm plus he has his use of force ,armed and unarmed and can fix or make anything   me I will just carve a "honey do" list on a tree to keep him busy and I would be mum, for people to talk to when they are going nuts or a shoulder to cry on   plus no chance for me to get pregnant!     i have lived in very isolagted places and yes even camped out on a deserted island its nice , i could be a lighthouse keeper

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Awwwww....we all love you and your ability to have the Midas touch with our hearts.... I am curious though.....how are we going to alcohol from the fruit?? Shall we use MissD's purple people eater as a mortar and some rock hard abs??? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • subgal_gc

    subgal_gc

    12 years ago

    and MsD can set up the MASH unit on the island.... and hopefully MissPoppins will be kind enough to set up her bar nearby so that we can stagger from one to the other when necessary...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I will mix your cocktails, help design and build shelter and even help with the hunting...and my price? Well Ms_d had it in one :) although no can't guarantee any ppe's on the island :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    1 Mix the sugar, yeast, fruit and water in an pan and then transfer the mixture to the milk jug. Poke two to three small holes in the balloon and then slide the ballown over the opening of the jug. 2 Set the balloon-capped jug in a cool dry place and monitor it every few days or so. The balloon should expand and allow carbon dioxide out of the small pin prick holes but keep air from entering the jug. 3 Uncap the jug after the balloon either returns to normal size or does not get any bigger for several days. The entire process normally takes around six weeks. Pour the wine mixture through the coffee filters into the clean wine bottles and then securely cork the bottles. Open and enjoy at your leisure. Start collecting the coconut oil

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    12 years ago

    in the quiet inlet at the top end of the island.Clothing optional.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We are on an Island with plenty of food and water...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    50z would cut out a female from the crowd and piss off to the other end of the island while the rabble sort out there own pecking order. Being a practical kinda guy with outdoor skills and an inventive mind choosing additional playmates will be a cinch due to the upgrade in lifestyle available at my end of town. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The place is going to be disastrous for a while...I'd write PRN and behaviourPlans and for those who have withdrawal symptoms from Facebook, mobiles and internet! Foxy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kizza1973' Forget what you said, I'm so glad you changed your name back!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    the 'chill out' zone. With a lovely big vege patch to supply the island.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You may need a guard to prevent your carrots and zucchinis being stolen and ehh.. misused.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' BDSM night at Meeka's Island paradise come on over and get tied up with our super soft vines against a palm tree while we whip your butt with a dead fish. 😋 Woo!! I am so there!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Every island needs a virgin to be sacrificed to the gods to keep the crops growing, I think we are doomed.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    you forgot me. I will be there to keep you on an even keel with my mothering skills and funny way.Ohh there will be lots of fights, between male and female that's until all is sorted out, who are the leader and who is the follower.Most of us don't even know what is in us until we are in situation like this. Some who think now they are so strong will cry and some who cry now will be strong, the gentle can be mean and the mean gentle.But hey, I am always here to talk. I will not take sides just be total honest, I don't care whether you like to hear it or not, I will say it anyway.No, I will not be good in gathering wood, hmm maybe cooking, but I think Freya and me have two tents where you can find calm and peace after a hard fight.So also, to all of you don't you dare forget me.Litonya

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Litonya' So now I am total sad you forgot me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Catchup - very very impressive! I will start to lube up for you SirLurkalot - and that's how it's done youngin' - I will however give you a special massage for stroking my ego a little The bar will be in a convenient location near the rock-pools and waterfall for the tranquility. All are welcome and free drinks for those that form a reggae band and entertain us.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'tickled_kink' We are on an Island with plenty of food and water... *Like*

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You are the Goddess that we all worship at last light every day. Ms_D, I can grow the veges but their use is up to you! (I myself would be growing butternut pumpkin for personal use of course)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting '50zkool' 50z would cut out a female from the crowd and piss off to the other end of the island while the rabble sort out there own pecking order. Being a practical kinda guy with outdoor skills and an inventive mind choosing additional playmates will be a cinch due to the upgrade in lifestyle available at my end of town. - Posted from rhpmobile just watching you clean the rock pools ...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Don't worry, the coconut wouldn't even make a dent. It ain't got nuthin'.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Wheres theres people, theres drama. Someone would want to be in charge and some people would get pissy about it.What would I bring to the Island? My wit, charm, nit tits and arse and I look good when I've come out of the sea...oh and I'm pretty god in bed and think I'd be able to make a fire and a shack

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    12 years ago

    SPIRIT

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Looks like I'm the virgin to be sacrificed to the God's as i have yet so much to learn and just be fucked silly by the rest of you!!!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    of the island I will organise the building of small individual retreat huts for those who require the re-charging of batteries......after all the orgies,the drinking of kava,some time to reflect and relax away from the madding crowd....Freya's Rest and Relaxation Centre for over wrought islanders.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I don't think that's what Thomas Moore had in mind when he wrote Utopia ;) Sounds more like something out of the life of pi (don't you hate movies were it all turned out to be a dream?) There are no kids on rhp but there are probably too many guys, so no doubt it would be lord of the flies for a few weeks until the numbers were down (except from what I've heard most of them won't have the nerve to show up) Obviously the carpenter would have to die or he would end up with Swiss Family Robinson style tree-house full of what remained of the women. The island would be ruined within a week and I'd make myself rich by inviting a big frac-ing company to come and pump the rest of the resources out. Then everyone would want to fly back to Australia with me. How the tables have turned. You are talking about Rottnest obviously?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • GezWouldGo

    GezWouldGo

    12 years ago

    You're a chippy? You clowns are useless without power !

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'PoonWouldGo' You're a chippy? You clowns are useless without power ! Pussy Power

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I think lord of the flies. Since I'm a refrigeration mechanic as long as I could salvage equipment from the vessel/plane we arrived on I could keep the food/beer cold..... 😉 Lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'StokerBoy73'I think lord of the flies. We could build a raft with that corset of yours!

  • jafuncpl1903

    jafuncpl1903

    12 years ago

    you would need alcoholand i know how to do that

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Any wonder I'm going to get killed.....I crashed the fucking plane!!!! :p- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You would be spit roasted when still alive!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Thanks Devious but that corset broke..... 😔 Maybe I could borrow 1 of yours...?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I will start a dating msg board claiming to have many more females that are actually on the island, access to the msg board would cost a coconut, these coconuts can supply the alcohol making facilities (at the cost of real women for us to play with) and the msg board itself will give the leftout single guys hope and keep their minds occupied by collecting coconuts instead of fighting over the actual women on the island. Btw with all this indescriminate shagging what will provide birth control? And will the water around the island become toxic with the sheer amount of bodily fluids being washed into it? As a couple she can bring the love and compassion and probably set up an animal hospital to care for the ones hurt during the wild thrashings of the numerous orgies while he brings the logic and reality to make sure what is really needed for long term survival is provided.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Poon you would go with a comment like that. A tradesman doesn't need power to build unless you're a sugar bagger. Definition of a sugar bagger a person who watches the block buys tools puts them in a sack and calls himself a tradesman pftt

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Well I dont like being told what to do.....so ill either be promoted quickly or banished....lol Miss Poppins we can keep the natives happy....As a swimming coach, and Aqua instructor ill keep us all fit with daily workouts, and eventually have us strong enough to all swim off the island....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox' Wouldn't it be nice if it were Bora Bora??Foxy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If only Maragter Mead hadn't been lied to by some teenage girls. :) Otherwise it would be such fun. :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If only Maragaret Mead hadn't been lied to by some teenage girls. :) Otherwise it would be such fun. :)