M63
Stranded
May 10 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Flies are high in protein apparently....but I dunno if I'd be calling it utopia. More like survivor!!! What I would bring to the group??? That's easy....plenty of ability to leave via the seaplane lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh it would all be lovely and fun until the boredom set in and and all the cross fucking that goes on would start to put people's noses out of joint. It would not be pretty!! My strength? I am warm and cuddly with lots of extra padding so I would make a good mattress or once people had killed me I could be spit roasted and feed you all for a week. :p Or I will be in the search and explore party to see what is on the island, I am an adventurer. :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I will start the swingers/sex club at the naughty end of the island. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ
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Mr_MrsAraps
12 years ago
Is it just yourself or are there other people? Is it a big or tiny island or the island from the series lost? lol. If its a group then you would like to think it would be more like an indigenous tribe with a bit of structure than lord of the flies. On a deserted island you can't just move to the next suburb if you don't get along with someone...your kind of stuck.I guess I would be the designated coconut tree climber as there is not much use for IT skills. lol
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Mischeviouslad
12 years ago
Hmmmmmm I suspect I'll be the guy who is asked to deal with all the creepy crawlies, trap and spear wild animsls for food wearing only a skimpy loincloth (and large amounts of mud for suncream). I'll dive for the perfect pearl and present them to the lovely ladies as part of a primal seduction ritual before dominantly taking them against a coconut palm, and finally.... enforce the Bitchslap Upside Da Head rule by dragging the badly behaved by their ear to the Dumbarse corner of the island to think about what they've done. :-) DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Gilligans island had the professor and Meeka I hope the whole would be naughty and yes it brings a new meaning to eating someone
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lord of the Flies for sure. But let's see... Meeka would have her swingers club, paintme a commune and Funlover a harem. Twiggy would start another union, of which Honky would proclaim himself president. Everyone would laugh. Freya would be our temple to worship at, Tuscanred our oracle. DG would be our false prophet, but he'd be overthrown quickly by both innerwest and neptune_drift. (We'd keep DG for his boat though) Jay and Mike would be our fishermen, Otori our gatherers and Manly and Safari our hunters. Sirlurkalot would be ringmaster to keep the bloody circus under control (though he'd fail miserably and be killed by Araps dropping a coconut on him). Foxy, awesome71, Karyn and luckdragon would take over and make the place livable for all. And Inspirit would capture it all on film. Anyone I missed is really just there to be fucked silly by the others. I could help as a nurse.
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RHP User
12 years ago
My font went funny...
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RHP User
12 years ago
"You can check out any time you want but you can never leave" Mwhaha!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Wouldn't it be nice if it were Bora Bora??Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Plenty of experience with fair , equitable , diplomatic Leadership . I could also make some pretty funky Toilet Doors ;) Inevitably there would be Factions, but my Harem would reign Supreme ... GG♒ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'sirlurkalot' Flies are high in protein apparently....but I dunno if I'd be calling it utopia. More like survivor!!! What I would bring to the group??? That's easy....plenty of ability to leave via the seaplane lol- Posted from rhpmobile I don't think so....PMSL...Aren't you the one who stranded us there in the first place??You got us all lost and then ya crashed the seaplanet!! lolFoxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
We have just worked out who the popular kids are around here so while they're off doing their thing, I'll be up the other end, working on the massage & cock-tail bar. I will be mixing up some delicious con-cock-tions and providing long slow slippery massages to the very clever men that can convert fruit to alcohol for me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Honky and myself would be the Kings of the Island and you lot would would be our humble servants.
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RHP User
12 years ago
All nude bisexual orgy! Come play with some hairy coconuts!
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RHP User
12 years ago
BDSM night at Meeka's Island paradise come on over and get tied up with our super soft vines against a palm tree while we whip your butt with a dead fish. 😋
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissPoppins'We have just worked out who the popular kids are around here That was just from the top of my head/my friends list. Dang.
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RHP User
12 years ago
MsD has mentioned all the forum tragics!! She sees our names every day so of course they are first to come to mind. LOL. ;-) You I notice have been very quiet over the last few weeks. What's happening over on your part of the island?
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RHP User
12 years ago
You do realise if I die from a coconut being dropped on my head I'll need a naughty nurse to sign my death certificate and give me "adequate" post mortem care??? Then I'll need a preacher to deliver the last right of passage(I think that's what it's called??), and I'm worried who that'll be given their scriptures of dating gospel :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
At never never being able to leave.....that makes me wonder if my death will be by accident or a sacrificial ritual to appease the gods and thank them for the masses of yummy bodies entwined at Meeka's haven for horniness....... :p Or will you all just ram my head on a stick to frighten away gatecrashers??? Lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
But that's only because he should be fucked silly by everyone.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Hmmmmmm I suspect I'll be the guy who is asked to deal with all the creepy crawlies, trap and spear wild animsls for food wearing only a skimpy loincloth (and large amounts of mud for suncream). I'll dive for the perfect pearl and present them to the lovely ladies as part of a primal seduction ritual before dominantly taking them against a coconut palm, and finally.... enforce the Bitchslap Upside Da Head rule by dragging the badly behaved by their ear to the Dumbarse corner of the island to think about what they've done. :-) DG so long as he comes thats fine as he can do and does all the above we only eat fish he spears,thecray fish he gets the meat from the farm plus he has his use of force ,armed and unarmed and can fix or make anything me I will just carve a "honey do" list on a tree to keep him busy and I would be mum, for people to talk to when they are going nuts or a shoulder to cry on plus no chance for me to get pregnant! i have lived in very isolagted places and yes even camped out on a deserted island its nice , i could be a lighthouse keeper
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RHP User
12 years ago
Awwwww....we all love you and your ability to have the Midas touch with our hearts.... I am curious though.....how are we going to alcohol from the fruit?? Shall we use MissD's purple people eater as a mortar and some rock hard abs??? - Posted from rhpmobile
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subgal_gc
12 years ago
and MsD can set up the MASH unit on the island.... and hopefully MissPoppins will be kind enough to set up her bar nearby so that we can stagger from one to the other when necessary...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I will mix your cocktails, help design and build shelter and even help with the hunting...and my price? Well Ms_d had it in one :) although no can't guarantee any ppe's on the island :p
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RHP User
12 years ago
1 Mix the sugar, yeast, fruit and water in an pan and then transfer the mixture to the milk jug. Poke two to three small holes in the balloon and then slide the ballown over the opening of the jug. 2 Set the balloon-capped jug in a cool dry place and monitor it every few days or so. The balloon should expand and allow carbon dioxide out of the small pin prick holes but keep air from entering the jug. 3 Uncap the jug after the balloon either returns to normal size or does not get any bigger for several days. The entire process normally takes around six weeks. Pour the wine mixture through the coffee filters into the clean wine bottles and then securely cork the bottles. Open and enjoy at your leisure. Start collecting the coconut oil
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
in the quiet inlet at the top end of the island.Clothing optional.
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RHP User
12 years ago
We are on an Island with plenty of food and water...
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RHP User
12 years ago
50z would cut out a female from the crowd and piss off to the other end of the island while the rabble sort out there own pecking order. Being a practical kinda guy with outdoor skills and an inventive mind choosing additional playmates will be a cinch due to the upgrade in lifestyle available at my end of town. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
The place is going to be disastrous for a while...I'd write PRN and behaviourPlans and for those who have withdrawal symptoms from Facebook, mobiles and internet! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' Forget what you said, I'm so glad you changed your name back!
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RHP User
12 years ago
the 'chill out' zone. With a lovely big vege patch to supply the island.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You may need a guard to prevent your carrots and zucchinis being stolen and ehh.. misused.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' BDSM night at Meeka's Island paradise come on over and get tied up with our super soft vines against a palm tree while we whip your butt with a dead fish. 😋 Woo!! I am so there!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Every island needs a virgin to be sacrificed to the gods to keep the crops growing, I think we are doomed.
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RHP User
12 years ago
you forgot me. I will be there to keep you on an even keel with my mothering skills and funny way.Ohh there will be lots of fights, between male and female that's until all is sorted out, who are the leader and who is the follower.Most of us don't even know what is in us until we are in situation like this. Some who think now they are so strong will cry and some who cry now will be strong, the gentle can be mean and the mean gentle.But hey, I am always here to talk. I will not take sides just be total honest, I don't care whether you like to hear it or not, I will say it anyway.No, I will not be good in gathering wood, hmm maybe cooking, but I think Freya and me have two tents where you can find calm and peace after a hard fight.So also, to all of you don't you dare forget me.Litonya
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' So now I am total sad you forgot me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Catchup - very very impressive! I will start to lube up for you SirLurkalot - and that's how it's done youngin' - I will however give you a special massage for stroking my ego a little The bar will be in a convenient location near the rock-pools and waterfall for the tranquility. All are welcome and free drinks for those that form a reggae band and entertain us.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'tickled_kink' We are on an Island with plenty of food and water... *Like*
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RHP User
12 years ago
You are the Goddess that we all worship at last light every day. Ms_D, I can grow the veges but their use is up to you! (I myself would be growing butternut pumpkin for personal use of course)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting '50zkool' 50z would cut out a female from the crowd and piss off to the other end of the island while the rabble sort out there own pecking order. Being a practical kinda guy with outdoor skills and an inventive mind choosing additional playmates will be a cinch due to the upgrade in lifestyle available at my end of town. - Posted from rhpmobile just watching you clean the rock pools ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't worry, the coconut wouldn't even make a dent. It ain't got nuthin'.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Wheres theres people, theres drama. Someone would want to be in charge and some people would get pissy about it.What would I bring to the Island? My wit, charm, nit tits and arse and I look good when I've come out of the sea...oh and I'm pretty god in bed and think I'd be able to make a fire and a shack
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inspirit
12 years ago
SPIRIT
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RHP User
12 years ago
;)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Looks like I'm the virgin to be sacrificed to the God's as i have yet so much to learn and just be fucked silly by the rest of you!!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
of the island I will organise the building of small individual retreat huts for those who require the re-charging of batteries......after all the orgies,the drinking of kava,some time to reflect and relax away from the madding crowd....Freya's Rest and Relaxation Centre for over wrought islanders.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I don't think that's what Thomas Moore had in mind when he wrote Utopia ;) Sounds more like something out of the life of pi (don't you hate movies were it all turned out to be a dream?) There are no kids on rhp but there are probably too many guys, so no doubt it would be lord of the flies for a few weeks until the numbers were down (except from what I've heard most of them won't have the nerve to show up) Obviously the carpenter would have to die or he would end up with Swiss Family Robinson style tree-house full of what remained of the women. The island would be ruined within a week and I'd make myself rich by inviting a big frac-ing company to come and pump the rest of the resources out. Then everyone would want to fly back to Australia with me. How the tables have turned. You are talking about Rottnest obviously?- Posted from rhpmobile
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GezWouldGo
12 years ago
You're a chippy? You clowns are useless without power !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'PoonWouldGo' You're a chippy? You clowns are useless without power ! Pussy Power
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think lord of the flies. Since I'm a refrigeration mechanic as long as I could salvage equipment from the vessel/plane we arrived on I could keep the food/beer cold..... 😉 Lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'StokerBoy73'I think lord of the flies. We could build a raft with that corset of yours!
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jafuncpl1903
12 years ago
you would need alcoholand i know how to do that
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RHP User
12 years ago
Any wonder I'm going to get killed.....I crashed the fucking plane!!!! :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You would be spit roasted when still alive!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thanks Devious but that corset broke..... 😔 Maybe I could borrow 1 of yours...?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I will start a dating msg board claiming to have many more females that are actually on the island, access to the msg board would cost a coconut, these coconuts can supply the alcohol making facilities (at the cost of real women for us to play with) and the msg board itself will give the leftout single guys hope and keep their minds occupied by collecting coconuts instead of fighting over the actual women on the island. Btw with all this indescriminate shagging what will provide birth control? And will the water around the island become toxic with the sheer amount of bodily fluids being washed into it? As a couple she can bring the love and compassion and probably set up an animal hospital to care for the ones hurt during the wild thrashings of the numerous orgies while he brings the logic and reality to make sure what is really needed for long term survival is provided.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Poon you would go with a comment like that. A tradesman doesn't need power to build unless you're a sugar bagger. Definition of a sugar bagger a person who watches the block buys tools puts them in a sack and calls himself a tradesman pftt
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well I dont like being told what to do.....so ill either be promoted quickly or banished....lol Miss Poppins we can keep the natives happy....As a swimming coach, and Aqua instructor ill keep us all fit with daily workouts, and eventually have us strong enough to all swim off the island....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFox' Wouldn't it be nice if it were Bora Bora??Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
If only Maragter Mead hadn't been lied to by some teenage girls. :) Otherwise it would be such fun. :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
If only Maragaret Mead hadn't been lied to by some teenage girls. :) Otherwise it would be such fun. :)
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