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Strange...
January 21 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
only a few days ago from a man whom I have had no contact with and who lives in another state. ''Ooops,I didn't realize you were at the epicenter''....I am still none the wiser as he has not offered an explanation.I can only assume it was not a compliment.
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RHP User
12 years ago
The epicenter of the earth quake he hopes to have maybe he wants the earth to move?
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RHP User
12 years ago
OneEmerald - at least they said something to you... "GOD BLESS"That's a lot more than I.....I get the DISAPPEARING ACT! zilch, nothing....rude hey??That's Ok - that means I won't have my time wasted... PS- When he said "God Bless" what the heck does that mean?? Yyou're naughty and need your sins blessed for being on this site?..... 7 Hail Mary's, 6 naked men, 5 vibators, 4 moans and groans, 3 fucks, 2 orals and a BJ for you..
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm sure he felt very clever. It was prob'ly the high point of his day and it required no effort on your part to give him so much happiness. ...You know, 'small minds' and all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Superfox,That made me laugh so hard. Best joke to start the week with. Thanks for that.Quoting 'SuperFox' 7 Hail Mary's, 6 naked men, 5 vibators, 4 moans and groans, 3 fucks, 2 orals and a BJ for you..
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RHP User
12 years ago
So many strange ones....but this one I received on another site just last week probably takes the cake."Goddess,Appreciate this is an unusual request - but hope you read it all and give me a chance. Whilst I am in Sydney, I am happy to travel to Brisbane (at my own cost) to serve. (I don't even live in Brisbane)I would like to kindly ask to be your house cleaner / foot massage boy / slave. I always wanted to "serve" a beautiful girl in a submissive capacity and I hope you give me a chance.You do not have to pay me or have sex or anything. I just want to be used by a girl for her pleasure. Yes I will happily massage feet, make the bath, clean up, polish / clean your shoes, wash your cloths, lick pussy etc. etc.Yes, I am also happy to pay for your lingerie etc.The previous girls I have served found that I was very good especially in giving foot massages, serving champagne in a warm bath etc. I am also told I do a really good job in providing a Goddess oral pleasure.I am well educated, successful and independent. I just want to "serve" a beautiful girl. Yes, I am happy to serve a Man in your life too.Hope you at least write back. Happy to answer any questions.Most respectfullyMe"While I love a good foot massage...I didnt' take him up on his offer
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RHP User
12 years ago
...text messages too, damn I've got a couple of real beauties. Hell yes I responded to this woman, she's hot...and now she knows I'm a carnivore, I might just get lucky.*twirls his iPhone and tucks in his jacket like a hit-man with a gun*I'm trying to play by the rules here, folks...and just having fun, in line and on topic. So....do they count or only the really really weird ones that I've gotten here, OneEmerald?*shrugs* ...being a gentleman really sucks.
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RHP User
12 years ago
toooo funny,yes maybe he just wants you on your knees OP.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have been known to make men quake tis true,poor dears
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv' Superfox,That made me laugh so hard. Best joke to start the week with. Thanks for that.Quoting 'SuperFox' 7 Hail Mary's, 6 naked men, 5 vibators, 4 moans and groans, 3 fucks, 2 orals and a BJ for you..
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RHP User
12 years ago
So I checked my mail on my iphone to see a pic of some nice tits, I though to my self not bad, opened the message, "what does your cock look like baby", I thought a little forward for a woman, so I checked the profile. It said TV/TG. So I responded, thanks for the message, I don't mean to be rude but if TV/TG means what I think it does, I'm sorry but Im not interested. The response, "I'm not a fucking TV (first time I saw TV, I thought what? Your a television, cool) and maybe you should fucking stop messaging people from different fucking states! I didn't respond but I thought, you messaged me first you doofus.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I wonder if he's prepared to come further North?? Quoting 'Luckdragon23'So many strange ones....but this one I received on another site just last week probably takes the cake."Goddess,Appreciate this is an unusual request - but hope you read it all and give me a chance. Whilst I am in Sydney, I am happy to travel to Brisbane (at my own cost) to serve. (I don't even live in Brisbane)I would like to kindly ask to be your house cleaner / foot massage boy / slave. I always wanted to "serve" a beautiful girl in a submissive capacity and I hope you give me a chance.You do not have to pay me or have sex or anything. I just want to be used by a girl for her pleasure. Yes I will happily massage feet, make the bath, clean up, polish / clean your shoes, wash your cloths, lick pussy etc. etc.Yes, I am also happy to pay for your lingerie etc.The previous girls I have served found that I was very good especially in giving foot massages, serving champagne in a warm bath etc. I am also told I do a really good job in providing a Goddess oral pleasure.I am well educated, successful and independent. I just want to "serve" a beautiful girl. Yes, I am happy to serve a Man in your life too.Hope you at least write back. Happy to answer any questions.Most respectfullyMe"While I love a good foot massage...I didnt' take him up on his offer
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFox' OneEmerald - at least they said something to you... "GOD BLESS"That's a lot more than I.....I get the DISAPPEARING ACT! zilch, nothing....rude hey??That's Ok - that means I won't have my time wasted... PS- When he said "God Bless" what the heck does that mean?? Yyou're naughty and need your sins blessed for being on this site?..... 7 Hail Mary's, 6 naked men, 5 vibators, 4 moans and groans, 3 fucks, 2 orals and a BJ for you.. Very funny Superfox!!I think you might be right.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'DontLookDown' ...text messages too, damn I've got a couple of real beauties. Hell yes I responded to this woman, she's hot...and now she knows I'm a carnivore, I might just get lucky.*twirls his iPhone and tucks in his jacket like a hit-man with a gun*I'm trying to play by the rules here, folks...and just having fun, in line and on topic. So....do they count or only the really really weird ones that I've gotten here, OneEmerald?*shrugs* ...being a gentleman really sucks. DLD I'm sure you've got some beauties...Freya, definitely a weird one...Luckdragon23, more creepy than weird??
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have been on another site, with men posing as American guys, either living in that state or in the army and deployed to Afghanistan, the only thing that gives them away is unusual comments like that or really bad spelling even though trying to sound sophisticated. It could be a scam if it sounds out of the ordinary. They get to know you then have a tragic tale to tell to scam you out of money or they have a package that is waiting for them but they are unable to get it as they are overseas and could you receive it, it has lots and lots of money in it. lol! It maybe genuine but if you smell a rat usually it is a rat
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Micksecrets81' So I checked my mail on my iphone to see a pic of some nice tits, I though to my self not bad, opened the message, "what does your cock look like baby", I thought a little forward for a woman, so I checked the profile. It said TV/TG. So I responded, thanks for the message, I don't mean to be rude but if TV/TG means what I think it does, I'm sorry but Im not interested. The response, "I'm not a fucking TV (first time I saw TV, I thought what? Your a television, cool) and maybe you should fucking stop messaging people from different fucking states! I didn't respond but I thought, you messaged me first you doofus. 8 TV's, 7 Hail Mary's, 6 naked men, 5 vibrators, 4 moans and groans, 3 fucks, 2 orals and a BJ for you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
...the text, those pictures, the five piercings in all the right places. Then came the voice... Quoting 'OneEmerald'DLD I'm sure you've got some beauties......sultry, with a the laugh ever so sexy. Who would have ever guessed it was only a woman working from a call center trying to get me to renew my phone plan? They're getting desperate, the competition must be overwhelming...add in consumer awareness, one might even call it rather...stiff?*drops his phone in the bin mumbling about Versace, patent leather pants and silk thread*Oh well, I needed upgrade anyway...this is wearing me out.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'DontLookDown' ...the text, those pictures, the five piercings in all the right places. Then came the voice... Quoting 'OneEmerald'DLD I'm sure you've got some beauties......sultry, with a the laugh ever so sexy. Who would have ever guessed it was only a woman working from a call center trying to get me to renew my phone plan? They're getting desperate, the competition must be overwhelming...add in consumer awareness, one might even call it rather...stiff?*drops his phone in the bin mumbling about Versace, patent leather pants and silk thread*Oh well, I needed upgrade anyway...this is wearing me out. You're on the wrong thread DLD, it's the "strangest" message. Not the sexiest or, anything else.Start your own thread, lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
You're right OE...what's strange is after talking to her, she said 'yes..yes..and yes'.Now that..........is strange.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'DontLookDown' You're right OE...what's strange is after talking to her, she said 'yes..yes..and yes'.Now that..........is strange. What does OE stand for???FFS! RHP needs a glossary of terms written!DLD what is so strange? BTW?
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nortiesecret
12 years ago
he couldn't think of what to right and just copied and pasted one of the many msgs delivered by the perfect beings in foreign countries looking for Australian men. Some of them write beautiful poetry and very creative lines and always include various references to Christian values and God and usually include a sweet blessing
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RHP User
12 years ago
?? They always say God Bless / creepy i reckon
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RHP User
12 years ago
Pax Vobiscum although I wouldn't recommend In Pace Requiscat
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RHP User
12 years ago
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