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"Straya"
January 24 2018
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
A whole new world A whole weird world. LOL
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RHP User
7 years ago
Useless as tits on a bull Not sure if it’s uniquely Australia tho. We used it in the office the other day, then I noticed two Indian colleagues of mine laughing at a book they were looking at. I realised that they have an Aussie slang/lingo interpretation book on their desk for just an occasion. I thought it quite amusing.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Map of Tassie. Lol. LC.
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Firery
7 years ago
Dry as a dead dingo's donger
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The_Antichrist
7 years ago
As funny as a fart in an elevator .... People....are cunts lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Being a trublue, Ridgey-didge aussie chick, Strewth I Have been having an ace time here on RHP. Some of the guys on here are beaut. And I am stoked I gave it a burl and going off. I’ll be stuffed if I’ll date someone with a kangaroo loose in the top paddock. Too right. You little ripper. But some have buckleys chance of scorin a root. Some are so full of bulldust and pretty much bodgy as. Looking for some arvo action and profiles that make me dry as a dead dingo's donga. I am sure they would love to crack a fat and be chocka's up some sheila's twat. Some are dinky di but. And from my pozy she’ll be right. Guessin some of ya might hit the turps, and amber fluid and try a pro that costs big bickies and super exy. Then come good. Bloody oath!! Most of the big mobs don't live within a cooee of a click and I would be hungry as a dingos breakfast and cark it before I got to meet. Fair dinkum. Posting this was a piece of piss and I reckon I will rack off as I am pretty rooted. Good onya mates. Don’t forget to bring a plate on straya day and fair go you’s are all grouse!!
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RHP User
7 years ago
"Bangs like a dunny door in a southerly" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Dogs eye = pie - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer" - Posted from rhpmobile
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GezWouldGo
7 years ago
Head like a robbers dog
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PurePeony
7 years ago
My initial reaction when I first heard that was, "Huh? Bees have knees?!" 🤣 And then, "What's so good about bees' knees?" Bright eyed, bushy tailed I really love this one!
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'egbdf44' "It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer" - Posted from rhpmobile I'm almost crying at that one. Never heard it before. Hilarious
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Sterling effort You're getting the Straya Day Award for that one
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RHP User
7 years ago
My fav Black as a bat’s arse Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on Sit on this and rotate And ... Servo (I only recently found out this was not a legitimate word. Haha) Arvo Chuck a uey Piss poor Budgie smugglers Dunny Grog Rellies
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RHP User
7 years ago
Sorry I shouldn't hog the spotlight but my head just ran with it. Apologies other forumites. I thought a story although the challenge was a phrase or word. There is a poem I love too.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Snippit - my favourite verse (2):- I love a sunburnt countryA land of sweeping plainsOf ragged mountain rangesof drought and flooding rainsI love her far horizonsI love her jewel seaHer beauty and her terrorThe wide brown land for me! My grandmother also could recite a poem call "The Old Bark Hut" from when she went to school. She was 87 when she died. Anyone who is interested should look up these wonderful iconic poems.
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'midnightblue71' Sorry I shouldn't hog the spotlight but my head just ran with it. Apologies other forumites. I thought a story although the challenge was a phrase or word. There is a poem I love too. Don't apologise it was great :)
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'CandyDelicious' My fav Black as a bat’s arse Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on Sit on this and rotate And ... Servo (I only recently found out this was not a legitimate word. Haha) Arvo Chuck a uey Piss poor Budgie smugglers Dunny Grog Rellies LOL at servo not being a legit word. Love how we add the O BowloRelo'sSmokoJohnoDeroBottle-ORegoDocoVegoAmbo ArvoAggro
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RHP User
7 years ago
Spot on...... Flatout like a lizard drinkin........ BoganMozzieGrommitPashSickieSlabSookTaTogsTradieWhinge
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RHP User
7 years ago
"Cunt's fucked." adj. A dry-witted observation that another person is in a most unpleasant circumstance.
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RHP User
7 years ago
The classic voiceover by John Meillon for Victoria Bitter. "..A hard-earned thirst needs a big, cold beer. And the best cold beer is Vic...Victoria Bitter.." And so on. Iconic Aussie commercial.
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ruby_blossum
7 years ago
toss another prawn on the barbie.
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'Koolgrey' "..A hard-earned thirst needs a big, cold beer. And the best cold beer is Vic...Victoria Bitter.." So not true he he
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PurePeony
7 years ago
I've always wondered about the prawn thang. So, do people say that they are going to toss a prawn when they're actually tossing steaks and sausages with no crustaceans in sight? 😄
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PurePeony
7 years ago
Map of Tasmania! 🤣🤣🤣 BTW, I noticed the changes to your profile. I hope you are alright. 🙂
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RHP User
7 years ago
Hope you all have a Ace day whether you are throwing a shrimp on the barbie, watching some aerial pingpong, swimming in ya bathers or dick stickers with the grommits and ankle biters on ya boogie board or having an amber fluid getting blotto, having a technicolour yawn in the dunnies at the local pub or watering hole. I will be having a snag sanga with some dead horse and champers BYO lob in at my Bro's with fam. Skint and Don't have a brass razoo to rub together. Doing the aussie salute in the heat and then shoot through like a bondi tram. Roll up to maccas later in the arvo for a sundae.If ya lucky enough to score a root today good on ya's. Some hot sheila or bloke?? Or maybe ya missus or hubbie?? Get in the nuddie and have a shag.Whatever ya doing today, have a beaut time.MB
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ruby_blossum
7 years ago
The whole Aust Tourism Campaign with Paul Hogan....depicted groups of people getting together and having fun, just happened to be around the Barbies... (and ofcourse everywhere else in the world think we live on abundant seafood...as the kangaroos and koalas play in out back yards with the dogs and the chooks). An euphesim maybe? Bit of fun? Probably, taking the piss? For sure ! Yes, people do say it....and even do toss a prawn on the barbie as well as the slabs of steak, sangas and what ever they feel like at the time.
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ruby_blossum
7 years ago
...on facebook this morning... Australians all let us ring Joycefor she is young and free With olden royals and wealth for soil our home is dirt by sea. Our lambs abound on nature strips in booties stitched with care. In histories page, on every page,Advance Australia Fair. Enjoy full trains and let us sing And Dance...Australia, Yeah
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RHP User
7 years ago
I did not hear that..! It may not be the "best" cold beer, but it's honest and blue collar.I feel like I'm Jimmy Barnes standing in a burning cane field whenever I drink it. ( Cos it's Aussie Day and I've finished work, I'm drinking Emu Export right now. I think of it as WA's VB.. )
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RHP User
7 years ago
That is hilarious. Love it!! gave me a laugh which is needed badly today.
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PurePeony
7 years ago
But... but... you've missed my favorite new bit - showing tv's map of Tasmania! 🤣
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RHP User
7 years ago
OOOPS sorry!! I could do another one lol
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RHP User
7 years ago
Do Tassie chicks have a map of the mainland? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Gr8distraction
7 years ago
But its still fun............. Fair suck of the savAs cunning as a rat up a drainpipe Fair DinkumA few kangaroos loose in the top paddockPiece of piss to a trained diggerIm as dry as a nuns cunt
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Why is this pinned to the top? I’m sick of seeing myself. Can you unpin it please 🙏😊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
6 years ago
We need to hire a translator, apparently. - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
6 years ago
Mods love ‘straya LOL Maybe I’ll start twist seeing as it’s not going away. Australian words vs USA Eg. Esky not Cooler Thong not Flip Flop Wazza not Warren And so on .... 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
6 years ago
Car park vs parking lot Garden vs yard How you going? vs How's it going? lift vs elevato
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EarthQueen
6 years ago
Bumbag not Fanny Pack Arse not Fanny Fanny not ....? actually is fanny used by anyone anymore ??? This is confusing lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
6 years ago
Means really good. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lullah
6 years ago
not long till our next "Straya Day" so bumping up for ya.Where did the year go? :-)
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swingalingson
6 years ago
Citizenship Day folks!🇦🇺
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Lullah
6 years ago
How about cracking a tinne, get it up ya mate "Happy Straya Day!"
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Lullah
6 years ago
got a metion in the previous pages thought I'd post this...Amanda Palmer - Map Of Tasmania - youtube.. mushroomvideosPublished on 2 Mar 2011
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RHP User
6 years ago
I saw a mention of empathy in relation to changing the day. It made sense to me. My Fav suggested date considering some of our biggest holidays are only approximations of the date they are based on, is May 8. It tickles my love of puns... Hey m8, it's a bonza day to throw a shrimp on the barbie and throw down a few coldies from the slab while lounging around in our thongs and budgie smugglers. 🍑
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RHP User
6 years ago
Pig's arse
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EarthQueen
6 years ago
Unpin this topic pretty please #makeitgo It’s over.
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RHP User
6 years ago
You've not worked out how to message RHP yet? Or is that straying off the topic. PeachyPearL
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RHP User
6 years ago
The count is as useful as titts on a bull...
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RHP User
6 years ago
Cunt*
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