Stupid, but relevant questions.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Usually find an easy going approach is best way to "hit on a girl". Something that isnt a straight out come on or sleazy. "Hi, I noticed this great energy coming from you, you seem so happy, I had to come and say hello.." lol another one Ive tried which is similar, but bit more stupid and great for a group of girls is because it gets great laughs... "Hey guys, I noticed this GREAT energy coming from here, you all seem so happy I had to come say hello, in fact.. if you were all seals, youd all be like *make seal noises and clap hands* haha... anyways..." Sounds stupid but if you do it right it works awesome, specially if you have something interesting to say afterwards or have a wingman come in right after. Its just an ice breaker for the group. If you go into a group of girls and hit on the one you like directly you will fail and make everyone uncomfortable when they were having fun without you. Then stack on a conversation and rest is up to you. Confidence is the key. Jose.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  1. Do curls really get the girls? curls ? bit like bald or beards or tall or big brested some like , some dont. 2. Is there really such a thing as 'no-strings' sex? If you want to keep your sanity...learn sometimes sex is just that...no more. 3. Oral sex... what is the most appropriate way for a guy to ask for it? (Can we ask for it?) usually you dont have to ask most will help themselves if their into you. Or just try. "are you hungry?" 4. Pickup places/events - Where are the best places to find everyday women who are looking to hookup? (Assuming bars/nightclubs are hit and miss). The best places are sometimes where the girls arnt looking to hook up..i avoid drunks at bars and dance queens. at the shops is good..low key, no sleazy guys, lots you can ask a gal at the shops. 5. What is the best pickup line or approach for guys or girls? to girls : "my face is leaving in 5 mins...be on it!"...hahhahah to guys: "can i get your opinion on something?" be creative :> Bernie

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Curls ~ I've got 'em. Girls? .. meah... girls that shallow are a highly over-rated commodity. No strings sex.... yep. Plenty of it.. don't even ask for a name.Oral sex.... Never ask and ye shall receive.Sure bet pick up joints - any local brothel is certain to satisfy. Oh wait.. you said every day women? Plain ones... Ummm..... supermarket? Flirt with the checkout chick... captive audience... or if you're really looking for some thrills... for someone extraordinary.... you should hang around the greengrocery area and a Milf will be along soon enough.HugsStalky

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  1. Do curls really get the girls? That's ridiculous - and a leading question to boot. Ok - sure it works for Stalky even though he won't admit it... but I bet those are serious 80's curls... noone pulls that sort of shit anymore. So my advice to you is to buy a straightener. Vidal Sassoon might have a xmas deal coming up . 2. Is there really such a thing as 'no-strings' sex? Nope - I always get all clingy and desparate and sit by the phone waiting for the girl to call me and tell me how great I was . 3. Oral sex... what is the most appropriate way for a guy to ask for it? (Can we ask for it?) You shouldn't have to ask I mean it's no secret men love oral sex... what sort of bitch would hold out on you? If you've picked up a slow learner though the best method is while you are kissing her, unzip your jeans with your spare hand, grab her by the hair and push her head down towards your groin. If she keeps trying to resist and kiss your lips call "Next"... I mean how many hints can you give a girl? . 4. Pickup places/events - Where are the best places to find everyday women who are looking to hookup? (Assuming bars/nightclubs are hit and miss). Tram stops at around 2am. There's no trams that late, and no matter how fugly you are, you won't smell as bad as the taxi driver who is going to try to score a cheap grope anyway. You will look like a knight in shining armour. For extra laughs call yourself Sir Rohypnol. . 5. What is the best pickup line or approach for guys or girls? "The trams aren't running this late, you look thirsty. Here have some water and hop in I'll give you a ride. You do give head I take it?"

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Jean's back to posting, maybe I'll get some chuckles out of this place again!

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Have some water! *Snort*You Mexican's have all the good ideas... and here I was thinking about cancelling my toolies ticket to Brissy!HugsStalky

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Nice to see you back Jean Girard.... seems like the oldies don't stay away for too long ! As for the questions: Curls: sometimes but they are a superficial aspect of what attracts me. I'd choose a great smile and eyes over hair anyday! No-Strings: Yes it's possible but requires understanding and communication BEFORE you have sex ! (And don't tell me I'm the woman of your dreams but you don't want commitment !) Oral Sex: A guys never had to ask... it's always part of the package ! (I do expect to receive in return.) Pick up places: Book shops can work but it depends on what you're looking for (fiction, fantasy, documentary?). The gym works plus you can eye off the candy all hot and sweaty before sampling ! Pick up lines: I've honestly never used one ! Hard to believe I've never picked up a guy. Generally what works on me is the genuine, intelligent, funny comments. Yesterday I was told I look like Kate Winslett (I've been told this a few times). It was followed with, "you have the same curves, bust and great smile". My reply was "if you looked like Leonardo Di Caprio we'd be a perfect match !" Hugs, Miss Saturn

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  JessicaRabbit

  14 years ago

  1. Do curls really get the girls? I find curls are cute usually, but a guy can still look hot with them....But i honestly prefer short hair on guys, so that if it's curly it's not really that noticeable anyway. 2. Is there really such a thing as 'no-strings' sex? Absolutely - provided both people are honest about what they're after...A little communication goes a long way. 3. Oral sex... what is the most appropriate way for a guy to ask for it? (Can we ask for it?) Suck me beautiful. American Pie reference? No...Okay... 4. Pickup places/events - Where are the best places to find everyday women who are looking to hookup? (Assuming bars/nightclubs are hit and miss). You've come to the right place right now for picking up everyday women. But i'd like to think we're not just everyday women, we're more open-minded too. Swinger's clubs too I would say would be a pretty obvious place to look. 5. What is the best pickup line or approach for guys or girls? No such thing as a good pickup line, but when it comes to approach just a casual 'hi, how's your night going?' followed with a smile and genuine attention is the best I would say. Either that or a GENUINE compliment. Miss Didactic xx

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  1. Do curls really get the girls?I know a bloke named Jimmy. Curly hair that's only getting longer. Teased him about his mid-life crisis mop and he's getting it chopped Dec 19th. Jimmy does alright for himself. SO yes, yes they do.2. Is there really such a thing as 'no-strings' sex?Only if she isn't wearing a tampon. Haha 3. Oral sex... what is the most appropriate way for a guy to ask for it? (Can we ask for it?)Not by walking up to them on a dance floor and saying "In the mood for sucking a bit of cock girls". He got told, "No but I'm in the mood for ripping scrotums off". 4. Pickup places/events - Where are the best places to find everyday women who are looking to hookup? (Assuming bars/nightclubs are hit and miss). I disagree with supermarkets. They suck. Ls brother manages everywhere he goes. So anywhere is possible. Just got to go for it. 5. What is the best pickup line or approach for guys or girls?Avoid locations, L says NOT "So whereabouts are you from?", B found out in Brisbane that "Hey we're from Melbourne where's good to go and are you coming with us?" Doesn't work lol.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Funny!

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Missed your unique take on things....funny man... has anyone else noticed that the OP has gone??? what did you all do to him???....5 days after my last communication with him he has gone...and he was only a newbie to start with...ok ok I am walking right into - maybe its you Focus that scared him off....I can live with that...but I do think it was you lot of meanies...lol Kisses Focus

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