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Suddenly Sprung

February 15 2016

Going off another topic posted the other day......have you ever been caught out by parents, co - workers, friends, police etc and the reaction you got was unexpected/amusing etc? When I was 16 and seeing a 21 year old guy (I was still a virgin) we were in his room - me on my back, ankles around my neck, and he was going down on me. There was a quick knock on the bedroom door followed by his mother walking in. She glanced at my face, and then at his as he came up for air and said..... "I was just seeing if you wanted anything to eat but you beat me to it." Then asked me "So are you hungry?" I was mortified and just shook my head - "Sorry for interrupting your lunch" she said giggling and walking out. I wanted the ground to swallow me whole and stayed in his room for 6 hours until I had to leave. Its hilarious now but OMG at the time! So spill.......

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langton11

9 years ago

Awesome Mum too lol

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RHP User

9 years ago

taking my ex's virginity and his parents dad barged in. Also took me about 5 to 6 hours to show my face at dinner! My brother busted me once too and it was around that time that i got a lock for my door haha

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RHP User

9 years ago

Yes, yes, oh god yes lol I've been caught. In a rush now, I'll be back 😇😊

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RHP User

9 years ago

My son asked if he could ride his bike to his mates place for a couple of hours. Yes of course. Given we thought the house was ours I was giving my ex a good old knee trembler up against the wall in the hallway. Both with pants down around our ankles going for it when my ex just froze. Wondering what was the matter, I turned around to see my stunned son with this wry smile on his face. So what did I do. I took off down the hall . Have you ever tried to run with your pants around your ankles. Not easy. I remember my ex complaining because i left her half naked up against the wall. Guess she had a point there. Then with the same son but now a teenager he had one of his GF staying over . Being near lunch time I thought I better ask them if they want something to eat. Doing the right thing , I gently knocked , waited then slowly opened the door only to see them going hell for leather. So I slowly sunk back and quietly closed the door . To this day I don't know if they seen me or not. No one said anything and we all went on as normal.

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RHP User

9 years ago

she was 16, I was 18.. I had walked to her place, so her Father didn't know I was there..He wasn't there when I got there..SO.. I am on my back, with her on top.. in a 69..the door opened.. I quickly looked around her legs and saw him standing in the doorway..SHE got it worse...She looked up and my dick popped out of her mouth.... with a line of drool running from her lips to the head of my ver hard 18yo dick.... she looked into the shocked eyes of her poor Father..

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RHP User

9 years ago

..... PV's were very big in WA during the late 70's (just before the dinosaurs, .... just after god turned on the lights ) .... parked at Port beach carpark late, in a PV's with side windows ..... very very ready when a policeman's flashlight illuminated a most impressive erection (before I got a chance to use it) .... dragged me out of the car saying that there had been a few unsavoury types around (really), and that I should take the young lady home .... these two massive guys couldn't keep a straight face ... I wanted to crawl under a rock. The young lady had pissed herself laughing - literally, by this stage .... the only other thing consumed that night was hamburger ! ... not exactly the burger that I was chasing. ..... I was fairly well know for a while at our local, ... until she got tired of retelling the story. Anyone remember the Booragoon Hotel?

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RHP User

9 years ago

On my 21st birthday i had a good looking girl in my room smoking a few bob marleys when one thing lead to another. With the party roaring outside i must have been missed so the next thing I knew we had a instant audience of 5 or so friends who came looking for me. We didn't miss a beat n rejoined the party half hour later. What a great night - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

9 years ago

Not as impressive as your story op lol that's a cracker 😁 Many many moons ago when I was in my 20's, I went to a B & S ball (bachelors and spinsters). Out in the country, they borrow a paddock or two from a farmer and it's a free for all drink to excess, sex, rock & roll 😎 the dirt dance floor ends up being mud, a slurry of, well everything lol Went with a group of friends in the back of a combi, haha sounds so 'flower power' now 😀 so finished up in the combi much later in the night, gettin down and dirty with one of the others in the group. Full on into it, fully naked and having fun, the combi door gets ripped open, you know the sliding door at the side, and my cousin (male cousin and a bloody laugh) makes some smart arse remark, then jumps in and lays next to us. God that cracked me up, my friend was, well confused I guess lol 😁 I was trying to get him to bugger off so we could resume. Details are a bit hazy after 35 odd years but not much has changed really, still naughty 😉 I'll be back, there's more 😯

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RHP User

9 years ago

Got the numbers wrong there, try 25 odd years 👍 long day, poor little brain is tired 😴

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AnnieWhichway

9 years ago

14 yo. Had the house to myself. Dressed as a girl when my dad came home unexpectedly. I had the jeys on the inside of doors so he couldn't get in either front or back. So as he went from front to back and back to front had to dash in opposite direction and unlock one so he could get in. Then jumped in shower fully dressed. Then when he got in, came to the bathroom and asked why the doors were locked. I said i didn't know what he was talking about.....whilst standing fully clothed soaking wet under the running shower. My mum nearly caught me several times. Still have dreams to this day of having my parents coming home unexpectedly whilst dressed. Even though i came out a year after that.

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RHP User

9 years ago

Wow, that's quite a story and it must have been hell trying to hide it 😃

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chevtrek

9 years ago

Going down the freeway with her on my lap/ fuel tankfacing me on my Kwaka.The locks on the faces of the people in there cars waspriceless as they knew what was going on but her skirt covered are privates most of the time.

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9 years ago

Been busted at work with the hubby! We met through work and were in a office in the city. Our building backed onto a police station. Parked my car downstairs one morning and their smoko area backed into our carpark. Heard a few giggles and turned. A few Constables were standing around and one pipes up with "So you prefer guns out of pockets?" I just looked at him and he said "you like eating them too?" My whole body blushed and without thinking I said "only if it's tasty" and walked off to howls of laughter. I always walked with my head down from the elevator to the car park from then on! - Posted from rhpmobile

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