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Swingers first base

March 26 2017

Remember when you were younger (quite awhile ago for some of us! 😅), and the dating cycle revolved first, second etc base? From memory, first base was kissing, second was light petting (gawd, in hindsight it was hilarious description!), third and forth seemed to vary alot, but inevitably 'going all the way' was the home base....and rarely achieved or spoken about for fear of being labelled "easy" (for females at least). A bunch of us were talking about it last night, having a laugh at the quaint terms and the angst involved in making the decision as to when/how long it was okay to move to the next base. Being the kinky adults we are we soon started trying to come up with adults/swingers/kink versions.....well we were at a swingers club after all! So what would you have as the swingers version? What would be first base, second, third and home base?

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madotara69

8 years ago

No holes barred and all bars held Mado Mado Tara xx

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RHP User

8 years ago

...the ball, then drill one out over deep centre field that bounces around the parking lot! Babe Ruth would have been soooo proud!

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AnnieWhichway

8 years ago

By the dashboard light. First base would be if you were a guy. Get a woman so you can get an invite Would maybe then also not end up like a certain someone on murder uncovered......

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RHP User

8 years ago

the key point here is we're not judged for being sluts, we're rated highly because of it First base - pulling his cock out of his pantsSecond base - fighting the other chicks for time with it before inviting the rest of the football team to bring in more artilleryThird base - apologising to the coach for interrupting play (match play that it)

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RHP User

8 years ago

Midnight, I didn't read the post before doing mine but it appears a football theme is trending?

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cccouple8

8 years ago

First Base same room. Second Base swap for forplay Third Base full swap Home Base anything goes. - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' the key point here is we're not judged for being sluts, we're rated highly because of it First base - pulling his cock out of his pantsSecond base - fighting the other chicks for time with it before inviting the rest of the football team to bring in more artilleryThird base - apologising to the coach for interrupting play (match play that it) lol Midnight, I didn't read the post before doing mine but it appears a football theme is trending? Clear code violation!! (Ref 'Code of Practice', Appendix A, Item 16).

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RHP User

8 years ago

In all the highlights we've seen, one you won't see is the one that stands out in my mind as the funniest of all Johnny Carson and it is, by far, the one that evoked the longest stretch of audience laughter on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. I was just a young boy when it happened, and I didn't really know what they were talking about at the time. But I remember it pretty well, mostly because of how the audience (and my parents) reacted. You won't see it replayed because it resulted in a lawsuit, and Carson Productions probably is restrained from ever showing it again. But I'm sure it's locked away somewhere in their archives. Here's how I remember it: Winnie Palmer, wife of Arnold, was seated on the couch, next to her husband Arnold, who was a headline guest on The Tonight Show. Arnie had just won a big tournament. I have no idea which one, but I would guess it was probably The Masters or a US Open, since talk shows don't make it a habit of inviting golfers to be guests except right after a big event for which there was national interest. Although back in those days (the early '60s), Arnie was such a media darling, it could have been just about any time. Anyway, Johnny turned to Winnie and asked her if she had any superstitions before her husband played in a big tournament. Winnie replied, "I kiss his balls." Well, the audience erupted in laughter, and as Johnny did his usual facial expressions, it just fed the laughter further. The laughter seemed to go on for a minute or two. The Palmers squirmed uncomfortably. And then Johnny made a crack about Arnie's putter. Another 2-3 minutes of laughter. The Palmers weren't so amused, and they sued Carson (for defamation of character, I believe), the outcome of which I have no idea about (although it's unlikely they would have won such a suit, since malicious intent must be proven). But it was classic Carson. Yell ''Fore'' before I swing and pass me my putter? How's the lay of the ball on the green?

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chamelions

8 years ago

Oh me oh my, we had forgotten all that, what horrendous time fluffing about, terrified of stuffing it up not knowing what was coming next, horror movie... Sheet that was only the other month lol love all the bases - Posted from rhpmobile

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boobsandbusted

8 years ago

But add in gang bang for a seventh base Mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

First and last :Hold my thick cock and play with it . - Posted from rhpmobile

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chamelions

8 years ago

Your 7 th base sounds like the best no, A gang bang for. 7 th, my new fav no, Cheers - Posted from rhpmobile

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chevtrek

8 years ago

First base same room all nakedSecond teasing and playingThird all out fuck fest.To answer about women being easy or sluts my reply is no way.Even now if sex is on the table from first meet it means she has a sex drive and a good chance you will have great sex.I have considered a woman stupid for not using protection but, never a slut and in fact proud she is sexual and open.

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