THe question of size and the perfect fit

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I know.. I mean there are small tight pussies and then there are the wading pools..... and all sorts in between...to make matters more difficult the size of a person is not a true indication of the size of their genitals... so matching like with like in terms of dicks and snapper is a real hit and miss affair... And have you noticed that people always seem to want to push the envelope? I mean , big cocked men wanting to make mush out of tight little fannies.. and women with tight little snappers going for that one time only eye bulging experience... they're messing up the statisitics... it's a real bind fosho... Maybe we need a universal method of appraisal... like ..... say.... a scale measuring kegel control for instance. What we do is we take a humble manly looking carrot.... and women are to be scored on their ability to squeeze the carrot out of said fanny and draw it back in, without hands of course... you know.... just using those well tuned pelvic floor muscles... We then count the number of pulses or movements per minute.... a score of 10 means zero evident carrot motion per minute ... a score of 20 means perfect control... 20 or more pulses per minute. Of course we need to instigate a universal quality controller, so I volunteer being the carrot. Hugs Stalky

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I just love your dedication to quality control..... your selflessness in pursuit of efficacy is to be commended.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Well as long as you dont have to tie a board to your arse so dont fall in I dont think it really matters.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Stalky has a well versed rule of thumb / guidelines to follow. He needs tobe congratulated for his effort. If there are no contenders I see no reason for him not to be the said carrot

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Surely you should know by now it is not about size. Sex is not purely physical. I can be with one person and practically zilch happens and then I can be with someone else who does exactly the same thing and the skies explode, or something happens. It is called chemistry or how you just both connect. It is not a mathematical equation

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  jensta

  14 years ago

  well I have a soft to touch! beautiful, smooth n silky, sweet n juicy well controlled vagina! ........................... Is that enough Information! hehehe!!! lol should add this to my profile! xxx

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  now thats one excellent response stalky ,,

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  drhelixs

  14 years ago

  Stalky,I love your idea. But, can we use cucumbers instead? dr

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Kind of like a human butt plug.....lmao andStalky wouldnt a range of standardised circumference, malleable cylindrical apparatus containing a load cell work best, then we could get out the vernier calipers and measure the actual contraction performance and applied force, then a bit of number jiggery pokery and chuck in a few coefficients to give a simplified rating......Cheers Nev.....in the R&D dept......lol

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Provided you don't need to tie yaself down before going in with the scuba gear, who gives a shit?As long as it feels good and you're having fun what's the prob?Mrsf xxx

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