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March 07 2013

Thought I would share this.....TOP 10 THINGS A MAN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY 10. Immediately go shopping for cucumbers and zucchinis. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and half 8. See if they could finally do the splits 7. See if it is truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10mins……before closing 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and prey for Breasts AND THE NUMBER ONE THING A MAN WOULD DO IS…. 1. 1. Finally find the damned G –Spot TOP 10 THINGS A WOMAN WOULD IF SHE WOKE WITH A PENIS FOR A DAY… 10. Get ahead faster in corporate Australia 9. Get a blow job 8. Find out what’s so fascinating about beating the meat 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men in the urinal 6. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently 5. Find out what is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm 4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others 3. Jump up down naked with an erection and see if it feels as funny as it looks 2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated net to his member AND THE NUMBER ONE THING A WOMAN WOULD DO IS….1. Repeat number 9.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Staright to the sex shop to buy a Turbo Rabbit, dying to find out what it is.... woohoo

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RHP User

12 years ago

I would do as a woman is make sure my bum didn't look big in the outfit I was wearing. :-P

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inspirit

12 years ago

and flog my wod

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RHP User

12 years ago

The first thing I would do is smoke a big, fat cigar!

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RHP User

12 years ago

For sure!!

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RHP User

12 years ago

I'd be saying to the other ladies....Come on lets measure and compare sizes using toilet rolls!!FOXY

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RHP User

12 years ago

I have balls, would be interesting to have the rest of the tackle also. Wonder if I could wear it out in the day I had it.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Finding someone to give you number nine is the problem hence sites like this one.

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RHP User

12 years ago

I want to try the towel trick! I was raised with two brothers I have 3 sons and I never knew men did that!.....it makes sense ofcourse, it is their favourite toy. .......followed by ....number 9! Then I want to hold some sexy woman against the wall and have hard, furious, pounding sex. Next, slow teasing, leisurely sex......the kind where i tease her with just the tip of my cock, just entering, pulling back, just entering, pulling back. In fact I think I'll be spending the day exploring this new toy and all it can do!- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

I didn't know the towel thing either, although I have caught a face washer with it.

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RHP User

12 years ago

If I was a girl for a day I would go out and cock tease all the girls that are boys for the day.... Just so they know how this feels........ As females have cock teasing down to a fine art.........Then go out and blow as many male homophobic I can then the next day tell them a male did it to them (dam I must be a sick puppy)Probably make a lot of money too in 24hrs.......... Then I real would feel like a female GT (24 hrs is not enough time)

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'SuperFox' I'd be saying to the other ladies....Come on lets measure and compare sizes using toilet rolls!!FOXY This isn't easy if your giggling too much young lady, if you put it into the toilet roll before it's really hard (to find out if you have a thick willy!) and then it expands, you could be walking around with it on! It's not a toy you know!!!I think you just want to have sword fights with the other ladies you kinky thing you lol.

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RHP User

12 years ago

I would definitely be bi.That way I get to have a cock,suck cock,lick vagina,have my cock sucked,gosh the possibilities are endless....yep I wanna be a bi man....you get to have everything,except a vagina....nah I am too fond of my vagina to swap,that makes up for everthing else,aren't vaginas amazing....ya can pop ping pong balls and people outta them

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RHP User

12 years ago

I have dreams sometimes that I have a cock. It's awesome but the orgasm always wakes me up! (What would Freud say???)

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RHP User

12 years ago

it's time I purchase a strap on ...

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'paintme' I have dreams sometimes that I have a cock. It's awesome but the orgasm always wakes me up! (What would Freud say???) I think we all have these dreams, some are so real it hard to tell the differences but when you have the orgasm you seem to wake up at that point (for a guy with a very wet mess in the bed or PJs) I have always said you are in someone ales mind when these are so real as the feeling can be very intense.....Or at one time or another we have lived the life of a female and male you may never know.....But come on OPs 24 hrs is not enough time to have fun need at least one month so many people I could get even with GT (would be a very naughty girl)

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