RHP

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Tell me your experiences!!!

December 05 2007

OK this makes me have a bit of a giggle lol...but here goes Not that ive been involved in this type of situation,,,, but ive heard storys!!!hehe Has anyonone been involved in an anal experience where they have ended up being covered in "YOU KNOW WHAT" Im not interested in hearing about male male experiences, more male female... cheers Xlr8

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    If this is ur turn on im sure u can find a suitable website with all these types of stories that u can handle

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    Well, there was this one time at band camp....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    euww, good grief for a topic

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    You DO realise that lotsa people read this stuff, dontchya?!?!?! Some things are better left UN-publicised, yno. AND...i'm fukkin SURE this is one-o-them. Each to their own, of course... BUT...in a PUBLIC Forum, methinx NOT, matey. Anywayz..mebbee i'm WRONG, lets wait n see, eh. ~~F~~ **OOOH, he looks such a "nice" boy in his piccie...ya never can tell, eh**

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    O c'mon mutty, a bit o poo never hurt anyone!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    OOOH, oooOoh...PooP shennanigans NOW, eh. NOT really MY scene, tho!?!?! BUT...on occasion...!?!? Nahr, better leave that one "bakin in the oven". HeHeHe Lets hear alla those "WELL..after 10 pints and a Vindaloo" stories come FLOODIN (HeHeHe) out, eh. YOURE first up WildThang...live up to your name and SPILL (HeHEHE) it, PURGE (HeheHe) yourself, whydontchya!?!? ~~F~~ **This post might appeal to the shy n UN-assumin ladies that have been amorous in India, back-doored in Bali, sodomised in Singapore, Man-Handled in Malaysia, TradesManned in Turkey...blah, blah, blah**

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    Thanks guys... im laughing already... you know... its funny to see how people respond to this topic.... im getting the response i thought i would..lol its like when someone farts in there room, and your freind comes over and barges straight in to the smell of it Some people are proud!!!!" yep i did it...like it?" , and some people deny all knowledge.... "oh that bloody dog stinky dirty mut....get out!!" PMSL Xlr8

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    Oh baby, nuttin' like losing 10 pound the quick way.

  • malfun

    malfun

    17 years ago

    well this is a story i was told by a mate several years ago apparently about someone he knew you know the way it goes,( but it wasnt me) a fella pick up a lady at the pub they hit it off and go home together after some forplay and some sex he dicides he's going to slide in the poo shute. much to her disgust but as i was told he ended up doing the deed and after a while passes out. when he woke in the morning she was gone and she had left a gift for him she took a great big dump on his chest. in protest to his insistance to do the anal game i would be takeing it. i thought oooohhhhh but then thought good on ya girl. as i have nothing against it there must be a mutual agreement to partake in this as it is for any sexual act performed between consenting adults. i for one would never force myself on to any lady that didnt wish to tke part in something. RESPECT PEOPLE there just doesnt seam to be enough of it in the world today. or maybe thats why im still single after seven years. good guys always miis out hahahah have fun peoples together mal

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    Hey xlr8_me_please I was bought up to believe that girls didn't even Fart, let alone do that 'Man Thing' called taking a Shit! I thought that 'Periods' were a special class that girls took and that 'Afterbirth' was a term simply used as a colloquial reference...!! But hey....We're all human beings with blood 'n bone and shit 'n such, so I guess it's best that anyone clear their bowels before any type of rear-ending activities take place, and to wear a condom, because shit is shit in anyones language. Don't know what to think about the story about a girl taking a shit on a guys chest as a protest about something??? I think that one's a bit too irky and weirded out for any type of comprehension!!