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Tenga and Fleshlight

July 27 2013

So gentlemen ... have you tried them? How do they rate? I think if I was a guy I'd have a whole collection!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    to that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    When a boy turns 7, he is taken to meet the King of all Men in a secret cave with golden ornaments and wall hangings of silk and sacred music. The King tells him how many orgasms he will have in his life - it is a finite number, usually a prime number - and the King tells the boy that he must not waste a single one, except on the woman he worships.Which is why men have sex so sparingly, and never with battery operated devices,

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    11 years ago

    But I bought it to turn it into a fucker machine. They guys version but have not done so yet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ????- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lol tenga but it bursts its hinges when I use it so kinda defeats the purpose. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It sucks got it to add as a pseudo third but it is not very good. I don't use it at all. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Not ment as a brag. More annoying than anything since the damn thing was expensive. Would have been better off with something soft and squishy. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'sirlurkalot' ????- Posted from rhpmobile google it lovey.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wise advice, if the number is finite and most probably prime, fritter it away or a mere toy when reality beckons.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Ok...google makes me laugh....but yes I did find out what they are lol I thought it was also rather funny that there is also a link to the tenga warriors from the power rangers on there too..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Splicey

    Splicey

    11 years ago

    We bought a version of. Mr found it too cold inside and the effort to warm it up killed the mood.Too much effort

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My hand ... it knows the lovin i like

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We live and learn. I had no idea!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting '2GuysWithRespect' have fleshlight It sucks Did you have to pay extra for that?

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    FleshlightFirst Impressions:Packaging: Nice tin..very nice..good quality.Size: Holy crap this thing is huge...i have a lamp on my nightstand thats smaller than this. Its a little awkward to use unless you use two hands.Smell: Light on the smell..i hardly even remember it.Look: Noone is going to think this thing is a flashlight The orifices look a bit trashy...if they open the cap to see what it really is..its very frikkin obvious. And regardless of the orifice you have..mouth/vag/ass..its not something you want your gf/wife/mom finding.Pros:Durability: Fleshlight is made up of the plastic housing and the inner sleeve. Besides the caps its basically a two piece setup. Not a lot to break or go wrong here.Sleeve Quality: Soft, very soft. Much closer to the real thing than the Tenga.Options: There are many many textures to the fleshlight and you can just buy new sleeves and switch them out as needed.Quiet: If you used it with someone in the next room..they probably wouldn't hear you.Hands Free: I wont get into it..but if youd rather give your hands a break..there are plenty of places you can stick this thing between and go at it.Cons:Lube: depending on your orifice lube just comes right out of this thing..all over the place... Loose: I've only owned the vortex texture, but even entering this from the tighter end, its very loose I'd attribute this to it being so soft.Cleaning: Due to its design this thing is nearly impossible to clean. You cant use water/soap, and no matter how much water you run through it, you're not going to get it completely clean, especially if you have a complex inner texture. Always run rubbing alcohol through this thing after you think you've cleaned it well. And ive let this thing set for almost a full day at a time and it still wasn't completely dry. With that in mind..its not something you want to put away wet for bacteria to grow in. This was a major reason i wanted to try the tenga.Tenga Flip AirFirst Impressions:Packaging: Cheap..but sleek and stylish.Size: It was smaller than i'd expected..even this non-lite version. Very useable with just one hand.Smell: If you've ever used a tenga disposable..its pretty much the same smell as that. Barely there...very non plastic/rubbery.Look: Sleek, very discrete, not trashy..If you're worried about someone finding your sleeve this is what you want to go with. Even if someone did come across it..and figured out what it was..i really don't think it'd be as embarrassing as a vag hanging out the front of an over-sized flashlight.Texture When i opened this thing up and felt the texture..i thought i was going to be disappointed. Its nowhere near as soft as the fleshlight. But i guess the solid black isn't supposed to be. I found the harder texture to be very very enjoyable. You feel all of the bumps and patterns in this thing, and it feels great.Pros:Lube: This thing does a good job of not getting it all over the lower half of your body.Cleaning: Flip it open...soap..water...sit and let dry. Bam..you're done.Feel: Wow..just wow...entering this thing all the way is a bit hard at first..i'd suggest holding its buttons down while entering..or maybe even holding down on the buttons and pressing down on the inner part while lubing it up. Speaking of the buttons. While you may be able to control suction on a fleshlight by screwing with the cap on the end...it is NOTHING compared to the suction you get from the Tenga. If you hold down the buttons while using this thing...then climax inside while releasing the buttons...it will be unlike anything you've ever felt. Just amazing. Very intense.ConsDurability: This is something im concerned about when it comes to the tenga. The inner layer appears to be glued into the housing and over a layer of padding under that. I haven't had any problems yet..but i'd be concerned about the sleeve starting to tear away from the housing. Also, the hinge on the side that flips open appears to be all plastic. I'd be a bit worried about this breaking after opening/closing a lot.Noise: Well...this thing makes all sorts of interesting sounds...With all that suction comes a big price. And thats the sound of all that air coming in/going out. You are not going to be able to use this thing with someone else around...even two rooms over unless you hold the buttons down the whole time you use it and take it slow.So now that we've cleared out the pros/cons..So far i'd say that i like the tenga over the fleshlight. One of the things that kept the fleshlight in my drawer was the mess it created..and the cleanup after..not fun at all. I can see using the tenga much more often. At times the fleshlight didnt do much for me because of how loose/soft it felt. I enjoy the suction and snugness of the tenga so much more.The tenga has a much better design, and it is over all a more sophisticated toy. I dont care much for the whole vag/mouth/ass orifaces..they look trashy to me and dont do much for me at all. Im very satisfied with my purchase. And to you guys at TD. Great shipping..fast delivery. Will definitely be a repeat customer.BTW. I'm about 5 and a half to 5 and 3/4 inches in girth. If you're a lot bigger than that id suggest going with the fleshlight. The tenga is gonna be too small for you. So theres my opinion on the whole thing. I hope this helped someone

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm assuming that was cut and pasted? Lol :p Btw thank you for the info..... 👍👍- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    If I were a man...think I would want the real thing. I was in a Adult shop once with two lovely men - and were discussing nd looking at lots of items.I had no idea that's what they are called.I can't for the life of me remember the exact conversation, as my mind was intrigued looking at lots of stuff!The store person let me feel this one item as he had one on display...was a real weird feeling putting my finger into this soft rubber pussy.I remember it was gooey - just felt so wrong.SirLurk...I looked it up too and saw the Tenga Worriors Power Rangers and thought WTF?? LMAO!!FOXY

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'sirlurkalot'I'm assuming that was cut and pasted? Lol :p Btw thank you for the info..... 👍👍- Posted from rhpmobile I typed all that up just for you cos that's just the kind of friend I am....when a friend is in need I help!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' FleshlightFirst Impressions:Packaging: Nice tin..very nice..good quality.Size: Holy crap this thing is huge...i have a lamp on my nightstand thats smaller than this. Its a little awkward to use unless you use two hands.Smell: Light on the smell..i hardly even remember it.Look: Noone is going to think this thing is a flashlight The orifices look a bit trashy...if they open the cap to see what it really is..its very frikkin obvious. And regardless of the orifice you have..mouth/vag/ass..its not something you want your gf/wife/mom finding.Pros:Durability: Fleshlight is made up of the plastic housing and the inner sleeve. Besides the caps its basically a two piece setup. Not a lot to break or go wrong here.Sleeve Quality: Soft, very soft. Much closer to the real thing than the Tenga.Options: There are many many textures to the fleshlight and you can just buy new sleeves and switch them out as needed.Quiet: If you used it with someone in the next room..they probably wouldn't hear you.Hands Free: I wont get into it..but if youd rather give your hands a break..there are plenty of places you can stick this thing between and go at it.Cons:Lube: depending on your orifice lube just comes right out of this thing..all over the place... Loose: I've only owned the vortex texture, but even entering this from the tighter end, its very loose I'd attribute this to it being so soft.Cleaning: Due to its design this thing is nearly impossible to clean. You cant use water/soap, and no matter how much water you run through it, you're not going to get it completely clean, especially if you have a complex inner texture. Always run rubbing alcohol through this thing after you think you've cleaned it well. And ive let this thing set for almost a full day at a time and it still wasn't completely dry. With that in mind..its not something you want to put away wet for bacteria to grow in. This was a major reason i wanted to try the tenga.Tenga Flip AirFirst Impressions:Packaging: Cheap..but sleek and stylish.Size: It was smaller than i'd expected..even this non-lite version. Very useable with just one hand.Smell: If you've ever used a tenga disposable..its pretty much the same smell as that. Barely there...very non plastic/rubbery.Look: Sleek, very discrete, not trashy..If you're worried about someone finding your sleeve this is what you want to go with. Even if someone did come across it..and figured out what it was..i really don't think it'd be as embarrassing as a vag hanging out the front of an over-sized flashlight.Texture When i opened this thing up and felt the texture..i thought i was going to be disappointed. Its nowhere near as soft as the fleshlight. But i guess the solid black isn't supposed to be. I found the harder texture to be very very enjoyable. You feel all of the bumps and patterns in this thing, and it feels great.Pros:Lube: This thing does a good job of not getting it all over the lower half of your body.Cleaning: Flip it open...soap..water...sit and let dry. Bam..you're done.Feel: Wow..just wow...entering this thing all the way is a bit hard at first..i'd suggest holding its buttons down while entering..or maybe even holding down on the buttons and pressing down on the inner part while lubing it up. Speaking of the buttons. While you may be able to control suction on a fleshlight by screwing with the cap on the end...it is NOTHING compared to the suction you get from the Tenga. If you hold down the buttons while using this thing...then climax inside while releasing the buttons...it will be unlike anything you've ever felt. Just amazing. Very intense.ConsDurability: This is something im concerned about when it comes to the tenga. The inner layer appears to be glued into the housing and over a layer of padding under that. I haven't had any problems yet..but i'd be concerned about the sleeve starting to tear away from the housing. Also, the hinge on the side that flips open appears to be all plastic. I'd be a bit worried about this breaking after opening/closing a lot.Noise: Well...this thing makes all sorts of interesting sounds...With all that suction comes a big price. And thats the sound of all that air coming in/going out. You are not going to be able to use this thing with someone else around...even two rooms over unless you hold the buttons down the whole time you use it and take it slow.So now that we've cleared out the pros/cons..So far i'd say that i like the tenga over the fleshlight. One of the things that kept the fleshlight in my drawer was the mess it created..and the cleanup after..not fun at all. I can see using the tenga much more often. At times the fleshlight didnt do much for me because of how loose/soft it felt. I enjoy the suction and snugness of the tenga so much more.The tenga has a much better design, and it is over all a more sophisticated toy. I dont care much for the whole vag/mouth/ass orifaces..they look trashy to me and dont do much for me at all. Im very satisfied with my purchase. And to you guys at TD. Great shipping..fast delivery. Will definitely be a repeat customer.BTW. I'm about 5 and a half to 5 and 3/4 inches in girth. If you're a lot bigger than that id suggest going with the fleshlight. The tenga is gonna be too small for you. So theres my opinion on the whole thing. I hope this helped someone Do you need a nanny nap now???????lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Bahahaha 👍👍 I am speechless through laughter - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Maybe I should request that he road test a We-Vibe for me and try all the positions in the book that comes with it?   Err can anyone out there help? How would you rate the we-vibe?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Rubbish!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I_N_D_A_G_I_N_EI'll admit i nearly read the whole post before it clicked..... until that point i was wondering how the hell you were road testing those bad boys..... and for what its worth.... my brother owns a flesh light, and he swears by it.... he reckons if he had found it before he was married he would have stayed single.... the down side for him, he told me he has broken 6 computer chairs since buying it!p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That cracked me up :) I have read some reviews which say similar things though!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Last time we heard such detail for comparison, was when looking for a new vacuum cleaner. We bought the one with the biggest motor in the end, it is blue.Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Whoooooa 6 computer chairs!!!! Maybe your brother should invest in Mado's blue vacuum??? Thanks for the laugh. :) FOXY

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Talk about writers cramp just shorten me to Indagine babe. And Mado I never did that much research into my Dyson, I just hoped it was all it was cracked up to be. Bugger about the WeVibe though!!! Wanted to try one out!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Where's he sticking the chairs to break 6 of em?? :p- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Maybe I should request that he road test a We-Vibe for me and try all the positions in the book that comes with it?   Err can anyone out there help? How would you rate the we-vibe? If you are driven wild from g spot stimultion then a Wee vibe is cool. if you are more an outside C area stimulation girl, then its not as good as a finger or tougue, not by a long shot.

  • jensta

    jensta

    11 years ago

    I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E Highly Recommend We Vibe 3 ... Fantastic couples toy & LeLo have one thats Similar to We-Vibe which is top of the range & Amazing Tenga's ... many different Masturbaters Flesh Lights ... range of different Designs Warming Lube is Good

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I read the first couple of comments when this post was made then thought it had no relevance to me so I only just checked it out again today. Of course then I had to go and google tenga....mmmm...what an amazing assortment of things to experiment with. I wish I had someone to buy one for it would be a nice addition.We all know that its just a wank and cant replace the touch and sensations of enjoying anothers real life flesh.But I'm seriously horny now!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    They are in widespread use and can be bought in general variety stores or bookshops (Tenga). I would stop using Amazon Kindle and go to Dymocks more often if they sold one of those.Thanks for the extensive review Indagine. It was a good read and I would say very useful. If I was to ever get one, it would be a Tenga.

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    That new job of yours. Is it with Choice Magazine?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69'Last time we heard such detail for comparison, was when looking for a new vacuum cleaner. We bought the one with the biggest motor in the end, it is blue.MadoSuck as well as a fleshlight?

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'TongueCramps' Quoting 'madotara69'Last time we heard such detail for comparison, was when looking for a new vacuum cleaner. We bought the one with the biggest motor in the end, it is blue.MadoSuck as well as a fleshlight? We were told it was the best sucker of the lot. Me with my dirty thoughts withheld telling him that Tara was the best sucker I know, who knows what she was thinking when we chose it, but it is blue.I shall point out, Tara is a Kiwi. So when she asks about a fleshlite, I hand her one of our torches, and she said "no fleshlite" I just call her a sexy little kiwi, so she might think i will be visiting the sex shop soon, it is about time anyway, try to find something new that she won't break.Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Meh - I own one, bought it 2 years ago after a break up, haven't used it since I bought it.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Am sitting here watching my sheets rumble dry, contemplating the lint in my navel when this old topic popped up!! Mado is you Dyson still sucking? Wings noooo I work at another sucky place. Mr Zu, thank you; if hiwever you ever need a hand road testing.....anything, just txt me!! Thanks fir the giggle...and product info Jensta abd sooo goid to see you still lurking and posting. Much Love Indy

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    I just knew there would be a catch. On a better note, try sitting on yer dryer, it is a cheaper thrill, and don't waste all that power when your washing machine's going for it, sit on it too. We do it all the time, well I pop Tara up there and enjoy rootin her while she vibrates. But sometimes she just sits there and vibrates by herself. he hehave funMado, Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Yeah I used to have one they a very tight need heaps of lube to even get my cock in but once it was on felt quite good very tight and wet but nothing like the real thing good to use while watching porn;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I had a Tenga.It was ok, but I only used it 6-8 times if lucky. It didn't last to long as I found it too small. Needed a lot of lube and can be very messy. Maybe the Fleshlight is better, but not planning on buying one anytime soon.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' If I were a man...think I would want the real thing. I was in a Adult shop once with two lovely men - and were discussing nd looking at lots of items.I had no idea that's what they are called.I can't for the life of me remember the exact conversation, as my mind was intrigued looking at lots of stuff!The store person let me feel this one item as he had one on display...was a real weird feeling putting my finger into this soft rubber pussy.I remember it was gooey - just felt so wrong.SirLurk...I looked it up too and saw the Tenga Worriors Power Rangers and thought WTF?? LMAO!!FOXY That was a Fleshlight with the special Cyberskin insert... very expensive from memory.And the other toys were the Lelo and Fun Factory stuff... as well as the WeVibe (Was the older version as they didn't have the newest WeVibe at that time).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have a flesh light...used it a couple of times...it not to bad. I think the have some with different textures inside...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    i wouldn't be opposed to giving them a try but to paraphrase or misquote a line in the movie Your Highness...Leezar: What are you laughing at?Belladonna: I was just thinking about your penis, and how unusual it must look.Leezar: It doesn't look unusual.Belladonna: How do you know it's going to work?Leezar: Because I've tested it.Belladonna: Really?Leezar: If you're vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I don't have a tenga so can't comment on that. I enjoy my fleshlight but only use it occasionally as my hand does a great job too. The only drawback with the fleshlight is it does require a bit of effort to clean it afterwards.