M56

The 789,234th time some random has asked for profile feedback

March 26 2016

Hey RHPers, After having realised that flirts are a pretty useless way to get attention, I've been sending messages to people who genuinely interest me, or whose profiles I want to compliment (even if I'm not their target demographic). Apart from some fun interactions with one lovely woman, and one 'sorry I'm not interested' reply, I've got nowt back. I can only think that it's my profile. I've tried to create something that stands out, and that reflects the sort of person I am (ie immature) but I don't think it's working for me. This is either because: a) I'm not as funny as I think I am, orb) I'm genuinely unattractive on a personal level I'd like some help on the least confronting of those options, and would welcome supportive, yet constructive feedback on my profile from the community. Thankyouverymuch

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RHP User

9 years ago

The comment about genital torture might scare away some of the ladies. Lol

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RHP User

9 years ago

Half a face pic is not attractive.the full face one is. Who are you messaging? Your profile is quirky and funny but you might need to explain what sapiosexual is. I like your profile but I am not your target demographic Grouse but good luck xxFreya

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Grouse33

9 years ago

Are being undertaken. 'Genital' is now 'Penis' and photos have been moved around. So if this works as intended, I'm slightly less creepy and a lot less anonymous. Freya, I like your profile too, and thanks very much for your time and attention. I'm messaging women who are local to me, of similar age, and whose profiles show glimpses of unique personality.

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Grouse33

9 years ago

Thanks S-S, Now I'm potentially less creepy, definitely less anonymous, possibly less emo, considerably less yelly, and hopefully less mean sounding about my preferred ladies. Really appreciate the manner in which the feedback was given.

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horneycouplewa

9 years ago

Straight but likes receiving anal lol Boo boo - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

9 years ago

I looked at your profile.. not much to say.. but.. here's MY story..When I got on here.. I knew it was going to be an uphill lug trying to get "Laid" here..(PLUS.. back then.. there MAY have been a few "Teasers" throw into the profiles to get fellas to pay more money for the possibilities of meeting more ladies)So.. I used to get on the chat rooms.. and profiles..This allowed me to build up a "Persona" that began to attract *Nice and Lovely" ladies.. some of which have become AWESOME friends OFF RHP..But mate.. they are not dumb broads.. they can quickly see through the bullshit and lies..IF you want "Get down and Dirty girls"... then mate.. you have a lot of work to do on your profile, go elsewhere.. or develop one hell of a gimmick to draw them in..Good luck mate.. Nah.. fck it.. hang on..."Your FACIAL hair"Why do you grow it mate? I see you have a tried a few different styles...Some people look ok with it.. some styles turns a face into a Hollywood Creep movie.. NOW..Good luck mate..

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RHP User

9 years ago

proof read my shit before flushing it with the "POST" button...I MEANT.. "Got on the Chat room.. and FORUMS".

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horneycouplewa

9 years ago

Quoting 'Summer_solstice' Quoting 'horneycouplewa' Straight but likes receiving anal lol Boo boo Lots of straight guys, a dozen or so of whom I've met, love to be pegged by a strap-on wielding woman. That has absolutely nothing to do with their orientation. Hot, OP! Well I've just learn't something new lol....I just thought he made a mistake as it certainly caught my eye.

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RHP User

9 years ago

You actually listened and made some changes..lots of different opinions though..I like the beard and your self deprecating low standards comment..If a woman doesn't get it it then perhaps you are not on the same page xxFreya

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Grouse33

9 years ago

For the attention, advice and occasional defence of assplay. Let''s declare this thread closed so we can all move on with our lives until the next time some n00b sends a similar distress signal.

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lovebitten

9 years ago

But for the record I liked it. Well written, funny, offbeat. You just need the right person to come across it. Best wishes xox - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

9 years ago

But I thought it was funny the first time😜xxFrya

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RHP User

9 years ago

No matter how good the advertising is and how fancy the packaging looks... Some people just don't like tea. - Posted from rhpmobile

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