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The Final Word On The Question Of Penis Size

September 02 2013

... There's a giant-ass post about this, that I'm sure everyone else on the site has commented on, and I'm sure some - or all - of what I'm about to say has been remarked upon there... or on one of the other infinityplusone posts on the topic that have been posted here, and everywhere else in the world since the invention of writing. And sure, I could have probably posted this on that other post, but then it wouldn't have provided me with the attention I so clearly crave - plus that way people can choose to just link this post the next time the forum is inevitably graced with the next such iteration.Seriously, when whoever it was that first scrawled some symbols down to express meaning, the first thing was 'I was here', the second was a drawing of a cock-n-balls, and the third was a yearning postulation, navelgazing about the size of his own cock-n-balls. Its honestly that old of a topic, and I, being ever-ready to solve the problems of the world, am here to sort it out once and for all; to serve as an oracle of timeless wisdom, and alleviate the concerns of men about their bits for the rest of time.So, without further ado...Let me respond to the age-old question "Does Penis Size Matter?" with a simple question, and break it down from there:Is your penis, say 4 inches or less when erect?If the answer is 'No' then shut the fuck up about your cock - as you're either being needlessly paranoid, or obnoxiously trying to not-so-subtly advertise or 'backdoor brag' about your huge dick - in either case you're boring as fuck, so stop it already, because NO ONE - I mean that, literally no-one - cares.If the answer is 'Yes', then that sucks to be you, but shut the fuck up about it because there are lots and lots of other toys, tricks and special moves you can employ to make your partner(s) enjoy having sex with you. For hetero guys - the degree to which most women care about cock size is really small. Conversely, the number of ways in which women enjoy sex outside simple, penetrative, vagina-stretching, jackhammer boning is really large. Your smaller-than-average-penis is just one of the ways in which one helps a woman enjoy sex, expand your repertoire and stop being so selfish.In either case, please, for the love of everything, stop talking about you and your dick. This is a phase you, psychologically, should be beyond by about 4 or 5 years of age. Yes, we all get that penis size is often socially constructed as being attached to masculinity or your value as a man, but here is the trick:Get over it. Get over it, do everyone a favour and...Shut. The. Fuck. Up. About. Your. cock.

Comments

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    what are you trying to say?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'ding26' what are you trying to say? ---That I have an immense, mind-bogglingly huge pornstar cock, and you should all be incredibly impressed and intrigued, of course.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Given the length of the topic.... Ding thinks youre overcompensating lol I agree though... no surprise.... Ive said the same things often enough. Cock pondering is a waste of valuable time otherwise spent enjoying using it lol DG PS I await the next penis size related topic.... I give it less than 8 days... One day for every inch of the allegedly average in RHP

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Oh God. Oh God. Ohhhhhh Gooood. Fuuuuck that was good! :P

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    If you are worried about your penis size, be reassured that to be a cock is far worse than having a small dick.It's good to see another lover of irony is lurking here.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    yes it was good.So now my questions...SOOOOMen are as paranoid about their cock size as women with the form/size/shape of their breast? or was it the bum I have forgotten.That's a revelation on my part.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Clearly it does....... But only to the DICK it is attached to- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    And Aaaaaamen to that! You've even got DG's approval, finally.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I tried to read it, no further ado.Think I'll play with my beautiful dick. Oooh DG ooh ooh create some attraction Aaarrrrggghhh.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    thirteen pages on Chev's penis thread...well ..his thread not his penis......who knew,go figure,we are fascinated by dicks

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I'm in the minority.....;-)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Sounds like a crock of cock

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I totally 100% agree . I didn't comment on the "other" thread because I share your sentiments . Seems like only Men who feel insecure about the size of their Inch Worm want to talk about it all the time . Me , I'm perfectly happy with my 20 kilometer long Killer Python ( that's Average size , isn't it ? ) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I just did an advanced Forum search and typed in "Penis" as the title.There are 270 Results and 14 pages.Then I typed in "cock" as the title.There are 910 results and 46 pages.Seems "COCK" is the way to go.FOXY

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting '50zkool' I tried to read it, no further ado.Think I'll play with my beautiful dick. Oooh DG ooh ooh create some attraction Aaarrrrggghhh. ---... but those whopping 5 paragraphs just got the better of you? I seriously despair for the literacy of many of the people on this forum. This post should take about 45 seconds to read.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Well spoken that man!Viking

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Annnnnd I take it all back - top of the page on the front page feed right now - this month's 'Sex Secret Topic': "Big Member September", the ladies stories with 'the big fellas'.My bad, I was clearly wrong. Nothing to see here, move along.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    So how many times have you re read it? ;-) lol DG

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    My Cock. by me.There is no greater joy when wasting good time perusing the dark recesses of this twisted forum then to read the elegance of a few subtle works like "Shut the fuck up!" oh and then to add the little extra spicy bit that makes me tingle all over is that its my all time favorite subject. MY COCK. oh hold me down.My cock, I love my cock, chicks love my cock, my big hansom cock. My cock struts in the morning. My cock, big and strong keeps the ladies warm at night. And one day when I catch my fucking cock ill chop that cocks head off.We are talking about chickens, right????But seriously.I have a bigger cock then you do... ha ha ha... and I love the way a woman's eyes widen when they see the beast relieved. Cock size matters and talking about it is even better when its big... Cock-a-doodle do......Now please winy little man "SHUT THE FUCK UP!". and let the grown ups talk.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    What am I not suppose to talk about...Oh my,Dick, weiner, prick, cock, pecker, rod, shaft, bone, boner, penis, trouser snake, dong, tallywhacker, hardon, knob, love muscle, mr happy, one eye, winkle, pee pee, man meat, meat, sausage, third leg, tool, wang, weenie, willie, shaft, throbbing monster, poker, pussy magnet, thing,and my bestest ever mate and friend Mr Big.Some body better shut me down my ADD is kicking in... cant stop...must fix thread...cock must talk cock.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Two twins identical in every way, personality, mind, identical.Except for their cocks. One is just a little under average skinny cock, the other is a big thick 8"+Tell me ladies and gentle men does size matter. Who would you pick, A little prick or B a big dick.sorry he told me to shut up...LOL

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Lovely lovely RHP has joined the band wagon..They have started a comp: "Win cash with this month's Sex Secret topic: Big member September!" In your face OP......... lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    ... does that all count as a sort of mental/emotional breakdown?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    LitonyaMen are as paranoid about their cock size as women with the form/size/shape of their breast? or was it the bum I have forgotten.That's a revelation on my part. Yeh, exactly what I was thinking. You wanna start the, "The Size of Breasts", topic, or shall I?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    why do some men hate dick/penis threads?...Is it because yours is small...or sooo large you are having problems keeping up with the demand and DO NOTwant to draw attention to ya member?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' ... does that all count as a sort of mental/emotional breakdown? That breakdown occurred years ago and I have never really recovered.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' why do some men hate dick/penis threads?...Is it because yours is small...or sooo large you are having problems keeping up with the demand and DO NOTwant to draw attention to ya member? ---I thought that was pretty clear... Because its so fucking BORING. its either pointless paranoia or backdoor bragging - i.e. OMG ladies is 9" small for a penis, I Just feel so self-conscious, can i get some advice pls, please message me!!!its gotta be in the top 3 most dull topics to talk about. Hence this post - a refernce for people to link to for the next inevitable post.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'RedVelvetRose' Yeh, exactly what I was thinking. You wanna start the, "The Size of Breasts", topic, or shall I? That would be a good one to start.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' why do some men hate dick/penis threads?...Is it because yours is small...or sooo large you are having problems keeping up with the demand and DO NOTwant to draw attention to ya member? ---the small dick reference/"joke" is a really fucking lazy and not particularly laugh-worthy attempt at humour, also. just saying.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' why do some men hate dick/penis threads?...Is it because yours is small...or sooo large you are having problems keeping up with the demand and DO NOTwant to draw attention to ya member? oh lovely wife you are so wicked and concise....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Lets just start a Forum "My vagina is bigger than yours by this much ----------------------------------------------------------------"LOL I am so good with my Kegel exercises that if you place a toilet roll there to measure, I can fold paper planes!!FOXY

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Freya... In your name, I defend ye.I have yet to see a red head with a big cock, and I have seen so many cocks....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You have cock issues.If people want to talk about cock let them.This is the whole problem with the world,people try to impose their ideas on others and take the moral ground!You want to talk cock , talk cock.You don't want to talk cock , don't!No one has a right to bully others or impose their ideas on others.To cock or not to cock .... who cares !

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67' Freya... In your name, I defend ye.I have yet to see a red head with a big cock, and I have seen so many cocks.... ---its not an attack on freya - she seems like a lovely person. Its merely a comment about the joke, its been attempted a few times already, and its really just crap, is all.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    what a terrible forum!! if men are that paranoid about there cock then they are shit in bed simple as that

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Kizza1973' You have cock issues.If people want to talk about cock let them.This is the whole problem with the world,people try to impose their ideas on others and take the moral ground!You want to talk cock , talk cock.You don't want to talk cock , don't!No one has a right to bully others or impose their ideas on others.To cock or not to cock .... who cares ! ---... was the point.do try to keep up.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' Lets just start a Forum "My vagina is bigger than yours by this much ----------------------------------------------------------------"LOL I am so good with my Kegel exercises that if you place a toilet roll there to measure, I can fold paper planes!!FOXY I'd like to see that !With this booming demand for toilet rolls I might have to invest in Kleenex !

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Surely it's a *nine*inch worm?! ;)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    twas merely a pondering,obviously if you didn't like cock/dick posts Innerwest then you wouldn't post one,would you....Now,does my vahgina,vahjay,minge,clam.taco,cunt,cunny,look good in these threads

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Inner can you please get to the point! I think all your innuendo and subtly was lost on me :Ptidy work lad you should be a campaign manager for one of the majors :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67' What am I not suppose to talk about...Oh my,Dick, weiner, prick, cock, pecker, rod, shaft, bone, boner, penis, trouser snake, dong, tallywhacker, hardon, knob, love muscle, mr happy, one eye, winkle, pee pee, man meat, meat, sausage, third leg, tool, wang, weenie, willie, shaft, throbbing monster, poker, pussy magnet, thing,and my bestest ever mate and friend Mr Big.Some body better shut me down my ADD is kicking in... cant stop...must fix thread...cock must talk cock.You forgot the term "bratwurst"

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' twas merely a pondering,obviously if you didn't like cock/dick posts Innerwest then you wouldn't post one,would you....Now,does my vahgina,vahjay,minge,clam.taco,cunt,cunny,look good in these threads

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' Quoting 'Kizza1973' You have cock issues.If people want to talk about cock let them.This is the whole problem with the world,people try to impose their ideas on others and take the moral ground!You want to talk cock , talk cock.You don't want to talk cock , don't!No one has a right to bully others or impose their ideas on others.To cock or not to cock .... who cares ! ---... was the point.do try to keep up.Awww

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    I'm hoping it's not lost on others.... ..... the irony that a dopic labelled as the "final word".... will inevitably..... NOT be. LOL Cock ponderers..... sheeeeesh DG

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Sure way to make everyone talk about COCK SIZE.. Is to tell them it doesnt matter... ? For the record' mine is just so damn humongous in a tight pussy and embarrassing in a uncomplimentary bucket... Its incredibly BIGGER in the warmth of summer and sadly SMALLER in the depth of winter when Im sure someone knocked off a inch or so. ? But who cares. ? Whats the difference between that and the shrunken set of puffy nipples of a nice set of boobies.. ? We cant just bonk in summer now' can we . ? take the good with the bad I say..The day I get a hehe instead of a ahhhhh.. Is the day Im hanging up the cods for good.. So far its a ahhhh.. so Im quite content with my average sized mr happy...

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I'm hoping it's not lost on others.... ..... the irony that a dopic labelled as the "final word".... will inevitably..... NOT be. LOL Cock ponderers..... sheeeeesh DG ---because everyone who does GETS AN AWARD!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I'm hoping it's not lost on others.... ..... the irony that a dopic labelled as the "final word".... will inevitably..... NOT be. LOL Cock ponderers..... sheeeeesh DG Wow "dopic" had to look that word up. Love it and hope it finds its way to the dictionary near you soon.To all that may be offended by my words, they come from jest, frivolity, and a deep dark hedonistic lust. Offence is only partly insinuated.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Future forums on cock size is my guess.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Large man hands v small iphone keys.... occasionally.... somethings gotta give!And you missed irony.... as itony DG

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    DG....I thought I Tony was the name of your cock

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    the I Tony award for the best performance in a pornoas promised by the OP.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    hahahaSorry miss F.... but naming your genitals is all rather odd....... lol