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The Final Word On The Question Of Penis Size
September 02 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
what are you trying to say?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ding26' what are you trying to say? ---That I have an immense, mind-bogglingly huge pornstar cock, and you should all be incredibly impressed and intrigued, of course.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Given the length of the topic.... Ding thinks youre overcompensating lol I agree though... no surprise.... Ive said the same things often enough. Cock pondering is a waste of valuable time otherwise spent enjoying using it lol DG PS I await the next penis size related topic.... I give it less than 8 days... One day for every inch of the allegedly average in RHP
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oh God. Oh God. Ohhhhhh Gooood. Fuuuuck that was good! :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you are worried about your penis size, be reassured that to be a cock is far worse than having a small dick.It's good to see another lover of irony is lurking here.
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RHP User
11 years ago
yes it was good.So now my questions...SOOOOMen are as paranoid about their cock size as women with the form/size/shape of their breast? or was it the bum I have forgotten.That's a revelation on my part.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Clearly it does....... But only to the DICK it is attached to- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
And Aaaaaamen to that! You've even got DG's approval, finally.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I tried to read it, no further ado.Think I'll play with my beautiful dick. Oooh DG ooh ooh create some attraction Aaarrrrggghhh.
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RHP User
11 years ago
thirteen pages on Chev's penis thread...well ..his thread not his penis......who knew,go figure,we are fascinated by dicks
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm in the minority.....;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sounds like a crock of cock
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RHP User
11 years ago
I totally 100% agree . I didn't comment on the "other" thread because I share your sentiments . Seems like only Men who feel insecure about the size of their Inch Worm want to talk about it all the time . Me , I'm perfectly happy with my 20 kilometer long Killer Python ( that's Average size , isn't it ? ) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just did an advanced Forum search and typed in "Penis" as the title.There are 270 Results and 14 pages.Then I typed in "cock" as the title.There are 910 results and 46 pages.Seems "COCK" is the way to go.FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting '50zkool' I tried to read it, no further ado.Think I'll play with my beautiful dick. Oooh DG ooh ooh create some attraction Aaarrrrggghhh. ---... but those whopping 5 paragraphs just got the better of you? I seriously despair for the literacy of many of the people on this forum. This post should take about 45 seconds to read.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Well spoken that man!Viking
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RHP User
11 years ago
Annnnnd I take it all back - top of the page on the front page feed right now - this month's 'Sex Secret Topic': "Big Member September", the ladies stories with 'the big fellas'.My bad, I was clearly wrong. Nothing to see here, move along.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
So how many times have you re read it? ;-) lol DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
My Cock. by me.There is no greater joy when wasting good time perusing the dark recesses of this twisted forum then to read the elegance of a few subtle works like "Shut the fuck up!" oh and then to add the little extra spicy bit that makes me tingle all over is that its my all time favorite subject. MY COCK. oh hold me down.My cock, I love my cock, chicks love my cock, my big hansom cock. My cock struts in the morning. My cock, big and strong keeps the ladies warm at night. And one day when I catch my fucking cock ill chop that cocks head off.We are talking about chickens, right????But seriously.I have a bigger cock then you do... ha ha ha... and I love the way a woman's eyes widen when they see the beast relieved. Cock size matters and talking about it is even better when its big... Cock-a-doodle do......Now please winy little man "SHUT THE FUCK UP!". and let the grown ups talk.
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RHP User
11 years ago
What am I not suppose to talk about...Oh my,Dick, weiner, prick, cock, pecker, rod, shaft, bone, boner, penis, trouser snake, dong, tallywhacker, hardon, knob, love muscle, mr happy, one eye, winkle, pee pee, man meat, meat, sausage, third leg, tool, wang, weenie, willie, shaft, throbbing monster, poker, pussy magnet, thing,and my bestest ever mate and friend Mr Big.Some body better shut me down my ADD is kicking in... cant stop...must fix thread...cock must talk cock.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Two twins identical in every way, personality, mind, identical.Except for their cocks. One is just a little under average skinny cock, the other is a big thick 8"+Tell me ladies and gentle men does size matter. Who would you pick, A little prick or B a big dick.sorry he told me to shut up...LOL
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lovely lovely RHP has joined the band wagon..They have started a comp: "Win cash with this month's Sex Secret topic: Big member September!" In your face OP......... lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
... does that all count as a sort of mental/emotional breakdown?
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RHP User
11 years ago
LitonyaMen are as paranoid about their cock size as women with the form/size/shape of their breast? or was it the bum I have forgotten.That's a revelation on my part. Yeh, exactly what I was thinking. You wanna start the, "The Size of Breasts", topic, or shall I?
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RHP User
11 years ago
why do some men hate dick/penis threads?...Is it because yours is small...or sooo large you are having problems keeping up with the demand and DO NOTwant to draw attention to ya member?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'innerwest123' ... does that all count as a sort of mental/emotional breakdown? That breakdown occurred years ago and I have never really recovered.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' why do some men hate dick/penis threads?...Is it because yours is small...or sooo large you are having problems keeping up with the demand and DO NOTwant to draw attention to ya member? ---I thought that was pretty clear... Because its so fucking BORING. its either pointless paranoia or backdoor bragging - i.e. OMG ladies is 9" small for a penis, I Just feel so self-conscious, can i get some advice pls, please message me!!!its gotta be in the top 3 most dull topics to talk about. Hence this post - a refernce for people to link to for the next inevitable post.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'RedVelvetRose' Yeh, exactly what I was thinking. You wanna start the, "The Size of Breasts", topic, or shall I? That would be a good one to start.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' why do some men hate dick/penis threads?...Is it because yours is small...or sooo large you are having problems keeping up with the demand and DO NOTwant to draw attention to ya member? ---the small dick reference/"joke" is a really fucking lazy and not particularly laugh-worthy attempt at humour, also. just saying.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' why do some men hate dick/penis threads?...Is it because yours is small...or sooo large you are having problems keeping up with the demand and DO NOTwant to draw attention to ya member? oh lovely wife you are so wicked and concise....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lets just start a Forum "My vagina is bigger than yours by this much ----------------------------------------------------------------"LOL I am so good with my Kegel exercises that if you place a toilet roll there to measure, I can fold paper planes!!FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
Freya... In your name, I defend ye.I have yet to see a red head with a big cock, and I have seen so many cocks....
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RHP User
11 years ago
You have cock issues.If people want to talk about cock let them.This is the whole problem with the world,people try to impose their ideas on others and take the moral ground!You want to talk cock , talk cock.You don't want to talk cock , don't!No one has a right to bully others or impose their ideas on others.To cock or not to cock .... who cares !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Freya... In your name, I defend ye.I have yet to see a red head with a big cock, and I have seen so many cocks.... ---its not an attack on freya - she seems like a lovely person. Its merely a comment about the joke, its been attempted a few times already, and its really just crap, is all.
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RHP User
11 years ago
what a terrible forum!! if men are that paranoid about there cock then they are shit in bed simple as that
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' You have cock issues.If people want to talk about cock let them.This is the whole problem with the world,people try to impose their ideas on others and take the moral ground!You want to talk cock , talk cock.You don't want to talk cock , don't!No one has a right to bully others or impose their ideas on others.To cock or not to cock .... who cares ! ---... was the point.do try to keep up.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' Lets just start a Forum "My vagina is bigger than yours by this much ----------------------------------------------------------------"LOL I am so good with my Kegel exercises that if you place a toilet roll there to measure, I can fold paper planes!!FOXY I'd like to see that !With this booming demand for toilet rolls I might have to invest in Kleenex !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Surely it's a *nine*inch worm?! ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
twas merely a pondering,obviously if you didn't like cock/dick posts Innerwest then you wouldn't post one,would you....Now,does my vahgina,vahjay,minge,clam.taco,cunt,cunny,look good in these threads
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RHP User
11 years ago
Inner can you please get to the point! I think all your innuendo and subtly was lost on me :Ptidy work lad you should be a campaign manager for one of the majors :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' What am I not suppose to talk about...Oh my,Dick, weiner, prick, cock, pecker, rod, shaft, bone, boner, penis, trouser snake, dong, tallywhacker, hardon, knob, love muscle, mr happy, one eye, winkle, pee pee, man meat, meat, sausage, third leg, tool, wang, weenie, willie, shaft, throbbing monster, poker, pussy magnet, thing,and my bestest ever mate and friend Mr Big.Some body better shut me down my ADD is kicking in... cant stop...must fix thread...cock must talk cock.You forgot the term "bratwurst"
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' twas merely a pondering,obviously if you didn't like cock/dick posts Innerwest then you wouldn't post one,would you....Now,does my vahgina,vahjay,minge,clam.taco,cunt,cunny,look good in these threads
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'innerwest123' Quoting 'Kizza1973' You have cock issues.If people want to talk about cock let them.This is the whole problem with the world,people try to impose their ideas on others and take the moral ground!You want to talk cock , talk cock.You don't want to talk cock , don't!No one has a right to bully others or impose their ideas on others.To cock or not to cock .... who cares ! ---... was the point.do try to keep up.Awww
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
I'm hoping it's not lost on others.... ..... the irony that a dopic labelled as the "final word".... will inevitably..... NOT be. LOL Cock ponderers..... sheeeeesh DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sure way to make everyone talk about COCK SIZE.. Is to tell them it doesnt matter... ? For the record' mine is just so damn humongous in a tight pussy and embarrassing in a uncomplimentary bucket... Its incredibly BIGGER in the warmth of summer and sadly SMALLER in the depth of winter when Im sure someone knocked off a inch or so. ? But who cares. ? Whats the difference between that and the shrunken set of puffy nipples of a nice set of boobies.. ? We cant just bonk in summer now' can we . ? take the good with the bad I say..The day I get a hehe instead of a ahhhhh.. Is the day Im hanging up the cods for good.. So far its a ahhhh.. so Im quite content with my average sized mr happy...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I'm hoping it's not lost on others.... ..... the irony that a dopic labelled as the "final word".... will inevitably..... NOT be. LOL Cock ponderers..... sheeeeesh DG ---because everyone who does GETS AN AWARD!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I'm hoping it's not lost on others.... ..... the irony that a dopic labelled as the "final word".... will inevitably..... NOT be. LOL Cock ponderers..... sheeeeesh DG Wow "dopic" had to look that word up. Love it and hope it finds its way to the dictionary near you soon.To all that may be offended by my words, they come from jest, frivolity, and a deep dark hedonistic lust. Offence is only partly insinuated.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Future forums on cock size is my guess.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Large man hands v small iphone keys.... occasionally.... somethings gotta give!And you missed irony.... as itony DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
DG....I thought I Tony was the name of your cock
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RHP User
11 years ago
the I Tony award for the best performance in a pornoas promised by the OP.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
hahahaSorry miss F.... but naming your genitals is all rather odd....... lol
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