M58
The Mundubbera CWKA Fiasco.
August 26 2019
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TheQuiet1
5 years ago
I do enjoy a cuppa with Charlotte.
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RHP User
5 years ago
Do it!
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Was that YOUR bicycle leaning against her tank stand the other day? And yes, Mrs Jeffreys is such a dear isn’t she? (I would never presume to address her as “Charlotte” though! My goodness me no! Psst: (whispering) I don’t know if you know the history of that particular teapots Mr T, but I’d probably just stick with coffee next time... just sayin’. Obi1
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bonefide
5 years ago
South Burnett Regional is a great country area. So I’ve been told 😳
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TheQuiet1
5 years ago
More support her Tea drinking habit. Maybe if she used a place mat the first one wouldn't have gotten broken. I've still got the scald marks where it pooled in my lower back.
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
Bring Snork-bot along to the Mundubbera Country Woman’s Knitting Association and put him in cunnilingus mode. Then serve the ladies Iced Vivid and homemade fruit cake. That will win them over. Ms Foxy x
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
Iced Vovos 😛 Ms Foxy
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Thank you for your enthusiastic advice, and yes, that region is particularly nice. A little chilly at the moment though, which gives me pause... I mean, this time I shan’t have a warm teapot to stick my tockley in if things go pear-shaped (which I’m thinking, given my luck, things inadvertently will). But I do like your devil-may-care attitude matey! Obi1
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Thank you for that clarification regarding the iced vo-vo’s; whew!, for a second there I thought you meant feed the old dears some sort of hallucinatory drug! 🤔 Hmmm.. now THAT would put a slightly different spin on the show wouldn’t it. No no... but YES!.... Snork-bot! (I’d forgotten about him!). Those old ladies just love Snork-bot (and for good reason I might add). I’ll go grab him from out of the back shed and see if he still functions (he was somewhat worn out after the last time I sent him into battle). 😉. Obi1 xx
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
PMSL ! 😂👍👍
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TheQuiet1
5 years ago
I'd take a chaperone (getaway driver) if i was you.I reckon they use a "special" blend of tea out that way.
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AnnieWhichway
5 years ago
Quoting 'TheQuiet1' I'd take a chaperone (getaway driver) if i was you.I reckon they use a "special" blend of tea out that way. Obi has a driver. Captain No Beard. Or is it the other way around? Obi drives him?The Captain is very good looking and smoking between the sheets. I'm wondering if the invited Obi just to get Captain in attendance? So many questions does this post raise.......
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Sigh! Yes, I have often wondered about whether am just the third wheel where the Cap’n is concerned. I do all the hard work and HE just reaps the rewards! The recent Brissy Meet and Great is a classic example of his sneaky grass-cutting prowess (as you know all to well, you strumpet!). But this time... fuck it!... if I DO go, then the Cap’n is definitely not invited. Humph! Obi1xx
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Mr Quiet, thank you for that advice re: a back up and getaway driver, but I’m thinking all I need to do, in that regard, is be able to outpace the top speed of the average mobility scooter and I should be ok! 😂. Obi1
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
Could always use that bike that was leaning on the tank stand. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
5 years ago
Look for the comedienne in the group, she's the Knit Wit 🙄🧦🧣👕🧤
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Lol mate!... just fucking lol! 😂. Obi1
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TheQuiet1
5 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Could always use that bike that was leaning on the tank stand. Ms Foxy Obi on my old blue BMX.From what i recall he's a bit taller than me,there may be a knee vs ear hazard.And then there's Mary Long in number 19.She's been peeking out the curtains watching people cum and go for decades, writing letters to the council and sermons in in the sunday chronicle.She'd have the cops on him before he got half way down the street.
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AnnieWhichway
5 years ago
Ono would be too pissed to sit on bike let alone ride one. Maybe a dumpster somewhere.....
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AnnieWhichway
5 years ago
Obi not Ono. Although there were a few times at the QLD meet and greet where Oh No suited Ono....l mean Obi..
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Lullah
5 years ago
I would suggest that due to Mrs Jeffery's down at number 22 being fond of the teapot that you either knit or crochet a teapot cosy as I'm sure by now those evil blue rinse witches have a new teapot and would love a teapot cosy to keep their tea at the right temperature. Now as far as any harm that evil bunch of blue rinse witches might be thinking about conjuring up in their large cauldron for you if you choose to go to their function ( they may be out foraging for the ingredients already ) I suggest taking along a special brew of tea so you all had a good time but make sure you disguise the smell, beware of those witches noses, they will know and you might end up being hocus - pokused, perhaps you could do some light reading on all things witchy you just never know how that knowledge might come in handy for ya. -- 😉😀 --
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Lullah
5 years ago
ps -- forgot to mention pack a spare pair of jocks just in case you have to do a runner again, wouldn't want you to be picked up by the police. 😁
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Obi1 puts down coffee, reads Rubi’s comments again very carefully, looks at Rubi’s profile, reads comment again... and, with a growing sense of trepidation, slowly and tentatively reaches for Snork-bot’s master control.... 😂😂😂
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TheQuiet1
5 years ago
With the advances in solar and AI it may be possible for it to go outside and recharge itself during daylight hours.However if your going to run the new Squirtmaster V6.9 firmware you"ll need some serious waterproofing.
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Mr Quiet One, thank you for that advice regarding additional waterproofing for Snork-bot, as I have indeed considered the latest Squirtmaster package. But what about spells? (As I have this feeling that witches may now be involved, and I’m not talking the average old blue-rinsed variety). What are your thoughts regarding the latest Spellcheck? Or should I just bite the bullet and go with the trusted Norton Anti-hex? 🤔. Obi1
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RHP User
5 years ago
I'd recommend the Norton 961, I test rode it recently and liked it, but not the price.
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TheQuiet1
5 years ago
Avast has the latest Grimoire database as well.And it also comes with an anti-piracy firewall.I'm sure we all know how it feels to have your booty plundered while your backs turned.
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
Nothing wrong with you riding the BMX with a convertable Trailer on the back for OBI. Be a great mode of transport for a quick get away. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
5 years ago
Have you considered you might just be the exact right amount of rickety yourself nowadays and that is why you've been invited back? To truly connect this time why don't you give your upstairs and downstairs a blue rinse too, that will really get the old girls going.
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Yes, there is a distinct possibility that they may be looking for things other than the return of their teapot. And I’m sure that even given my rickety old condition, I would be able to engage in the odd bit of crochet with a few of the more active ones. However, I’m not confident that going in looking something like a smurf will add to my chances any. Lol! Obi1 xx
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Lullah
5 years ago
Mundubbeera Country Women's Knitting Association's invitation for their 120th Anniversary? If so give us the goss on what happened in your dealings with those blue rinse witches, did you end up in the teapot cauldron? Do fill us in on what went down.
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Obi1kenietzsche
5 years ago
Dear Miss Lulah, I had hoped that particular thread had disappeared without anyone noticing so I didn’t have to recount what eventually happened! Because, yes, I did attend, and no, the results were not good (well.. they WERE quite good for SOME, but not quite so for others. I shall explain shortly of course, but the power is out in my treehouse at the moment (me thinks a possum has nibbled a wire or two) and I have to go rig up an auxiliary power source from Snorkbot2. I shall return soon. Obi1 xx
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Lullah
5 years ago
blue rinsed witches running around in their britches putting some kind of spell that'll put your power out. Be on the lookout, I hope you did do some light reading on all things witchy and learnt a thing or two about some spell casting for protection against them blue rinsed witches. 😄 Quoting 'Obi1kenietzsche' Dear Miss Lulah, I had hoped that particular thread had disappeared without anyone noticing so I didn’t have to recount what eventually happened! Because, yes, I did attend, and no, the results were not good (well.. they WERE quite good for SOME, but not quite so for others. I shall explain shortly of course, but the power is out in my treehouse at the moment (me thinks a possum has nibbled a wire or two) and I have to go rig up an auxiliary power source from Snorkbot2. I shall return soon. Obi1 xx
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