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The Sexology Menu

May 23 2012

Here's a sample menu for you to build on.   APPETISER - blowing in the ear - nibbling the neck - kissing - stroking - caressing - massage   ENTRE - pussy eating - squirting (female ejaculation - FE) - cock teasing (oral) - cock teasing (manual) - cock teasing (just for the hell of it!) - anal teasing   MAINS - vaginal penetration - anal penetration - oral penetration - toy penetration - double penetration - triple penetration   SIDE SALADS & FETISHES (served with Entre or Mains) - toe sucking - spanking - cross dressing - bi sex - tv/ts sex - gay sex - lesbian sex - group sex   DESSERTS - squirt FE drinking - cum swallowing - bukkake   AFTER DINNER - sleep - kiss and run - make reservation for repeat of culinary experience - shower - big smile     Hope you have fun with this and I look forward to your tasty additions.... SF xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    The slow cooker type of meal. Everything in the one pot simmered slowly all day, enjoyed with a glass or two of wine......my kind of feed!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ...How much for the fur burger?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    APPETISER-Stimulating conversation,,,,ENTRE -sensuous kissingMAINS -Grindy hot sexSIDE SALADS & FETISHES-Mild bondageDESSERTS Pavlova with cream & strawberriesAFTER DINNER Breakfast.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    May I have all of the appetisers,all of the entrees,3 mains,1 desert,to share.Thank youx Hugs H

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    The very first course, before appetizer, usually one bite, designed specifically to wake the senses and stir the hunger. Choices: The Look. The "accidental" touching. The Smile. The slight clothing adjustments to bare just a little more cleavage/leg/etc. The Flirt ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    APPETISER -Stimulating conversation,,,,-eye contactENTRE-sensuous kissing-caressingMAINS-hot grindy sexSIDE SALADS & FETISHES-Mild bondage-dirty talkDESSERTS-Pavlova with cream & strawberries-more pavAFTER DINNER-Breakfast.-Brunch

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Funny thing about the menu eh..   A few years ago, I was doing a long haul on the old harley.. pulled up in a little hotel/cafe in waaay outback WA.. I fuelled up.. rolled a smoke.. (Used to smoke) with a touch of green, and then walked inside..   As I was paying, trying to keep my eyes out of the cleavage of the most GORGEOUS barmaid I had seen in years, I read the menu.. Short and sweet: Toasted sandwiches (all) $5.00 Handjobs (all) $10.00   WTF?! .. I asked the girl... "You the person who gives the handjobs?" She looked me in the eyes... with the most smouldering bedroom look about her..and said.. "Yes Sir - I MOST certainly am! would you like one?"   I said.. "No thank you.. I would like you to wash your hands well please...and make me a toasted sandwich !!!"   cavey *hungry*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    All I can eat smorgasbord breakfast.Or Yum Cha.... little tasty teasers that build up and combine and finally satisfy to the point where later on you realise the consequences of your indulgence.Cass xxx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    A whole bunch of RHP food connoisseurs....would love to join you all for a dinner party....lol   SF xx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    But I also have some questions for the chef, the sommelier and the Maitre de:Chef:1. Can I have any of the Entree's as a main?2. Can I have a tasting plate?3. Is there any domination or submission on the menu?4. Can I have appetisers, served after dessert - and do they come as side dishes also?Sommelier:1. Can I please see the wine list?Maitre de:1. Do you serve a banquet?2. May I see the Chef's Specials?:)Cass - I agree...LOVE! a great brunch buffet - Love; brunch!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Some kissing , some fingering , with a main of double penetration , side salad of deep throating a big fat cock , desert I'll have some rimming , and after dinner I'd like a slow sensual showr with my lover ............then cause I'm a greedy bitch, ill head to sizzler and have a buffet of everything till I can take no more..... Any takers? I'm ovulating and horny, away with work till Friday and climbing the walls ! hahah

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Away doesn't happen to be anywhere near the Sunny Coast does it? Ahhh to be tempted and tortured, teasted and taunted by all the wild delights of the great unknown.Vagabonde I like that one, the "amuse bouche". There's nothing like a stolen glance when eyes suddenly interlock ... and you learn full well the experience of a "deer in the headlights". That strange surge of energy and anticipation ... sudden drying of the mouth ... "oh fuck me ... I must be nervous" runs through your mind.Never quite sure what tender delicacies will be on offer, what new and interesting aromas will be found. Each experience a course of its own, each pushing you both further and deeper into that euphoric state.A smorgasboard indeed ... savouring each new texture and sensation. The animal appetite growing within ... building inside until the veneer of patience and self control cracks ... and that desire is unleashed.Mmm .... licking my lips at the very thought.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Lets go to my local Tapas bar, with a group of friends of course The more the merrier I say!   Aperitif - (Shots) - Giggles, knowing glances, undressing eyes, sensual touches   Entre - Kissing, exploring hands, cunninglingus, fellatio, 69's   Main - Cowgirls, Pig on a spit (sorry, had to be said haha), double penetration   Dessert - Orgasms all round!   After dinner - Lying in eachothers arms and big smiles.....XXX

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Love to help you out Delicious...I have quite an appetite too...lol. I am a big eater and it's so hard to choose with such a good menu!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I like my meat to have an olive oil rub, EV of course !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If your Idea of an APPETISER is haveing a guy Blow in your ear   Well that is one restaurant i would love to go   Home in time for the footy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    BODY SHOTS!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow11' If your Idea of an APPETISER is haveing a guy Blow in your ear   Well that is one restaurant i would love to go   Home in time for the footy Now there's a variation I hadn't thought of and only applicable if I can squirt up your nose....LOL

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    just some takeaway in the car park for mei'll get the deepthroat special thanks.... with a side of gagging.... and some extra napkins

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    2 all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun...it seems this restaurant has a bit more kink though...i'll have 2 all natural titties, special sauce, fetish please, tickles, no bunions and let me cum in your bum

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Was that muscled bound Irish twins coodi? I will have a serve of that, with some brogue on the side...oh and just a small dash of blarney sauce.x Hugs H

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Sushi train?

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    13 years ago

    a great idea for a dinner party menuhehehe 12 guests maybe.....musical chairs perhaps...spin the salt grinder even .....yeah this will be fun

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    13 years ago

    Mmmmmm I've studied the menu..........I want a little tasting first and then I want home delivery of the full menu, every night for a week!Oh and better add a little blue pill to be taken just before the appetiser

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    hmmm...i was lucky enough, to have almost all the Appetisers....quite a few of the Entrees...a few things off the Mains....(although i am still waiting for double-penetration...hmmm)a little of the Fetishes....skipped the Dessert....and had a few things off the After Dinner selection too!what a meal it was !!!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Ask for what the chef recommends :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'TL1977'Ask for what the chef recommends :) Here's a sample of the chef's favourites   APPETISER - nibbling the neck - kissing - stroking - caressing - massage   ENTRE - pussy eating - squirting (female ejaculation - FE) - cock teasing (oral) - cock teasing (manual) - cock teasing (just for the hell of it!) - anal teasing   MAINS - vaginal penetration - oral penetration - toy penetration - spit roast   SIDE SALADS & FETISHES (served with Entre or Mains) - fmm (bi) sex - pierced cock play - partner swap   DESSERTS - squirt FE drinking   AFTER DINNER - relax and come down from the ceiling after reaching dizzying heights of ecstacy - make reservation for repeat of culinary experience - shower - big smile - sleep     WOOHOO, love this restaurant!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Would have to go with a little etiquette being the man I am...Let the lady choose, but have them all in appetiser and entre sizesleaving enough room to do the same again with my choices though may have to use the kitchen to add a variety of my own disheshoping this restraunt is within a hotel, go to the room see if there is anything else in the fridge bar before laying to rest close for the night but in anticipation for the breakfast menu ...hopefully it will be a sunday and a brunch leading into a smorgasboard midday to late afternoon where we can just pick and choose variations as each see appertising for the devouring moment to followending with afternoon tea, (light nibbles) before visiting the (tongue) gym, shower for two and late checkout

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I think Im going to have to visit the soup kitchen soon :DOr get a paid up membership :p

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Thank you for all the menu contributions. Loved them all!   More please, I want more.....lol   SF xx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Cavemen get hungry.. They see something they want... They stalk it.. Bang it on the head.. HARD..   NOW.. this is where it gets a LITTLE interesting... Back in my "Good old days" we got in, and DID it.. no matter what we had to do, we had to do it fast.. there were some NASTY things out there who wanted to make a feast of us too you know.. we didnt have time to eat gourmet meals... it was mostly gore - may.. so: IF we had the luxury of dragging our meal back to the cave, we did it, otherwise.. it was devoured on the spot..   AND, of course.. some of you ladies know how hot THAT can be eh?   NOW.. don't even get me started on the reason why man is PROGRAMMED for pre mature ejaculation.. because.. believe me friends.. when you have a sabre tooth tiger.. OR a 7ft tall neanderthal with a 6ft hard wood club bearing down on you... you DO NOT waste time trying to satisfy the beast you have your dick inserted in..   cavey (memories of a time ago)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Gives a whole new meaning to the meat and greet caveyx Hugs H ....with a mammoth crush