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The Ten Commandments for writing a male profile

June 09 2015

Ok, since no-one asked, here are my* Ten Commandments** for writing a male profile that stands out from the crowd. 1. Do think about want you want your username to say. If you’re looking for NSA sex with women who couldn’t care less about your personality (and I'm sure they're here), bigshlong4u or thickdick555 might do the trick, but these kinda names tend look the same after a while. Especially if they contain numbers. When choosing numbers 69 or 1234 ask yourself if that is really the most creative you could be.(NB The site actually advises using any names like this.) Be aware that names like iwantsex, suckmehard and funforme may come across as selfish, whereas ones like makeucumhard and youwillscream can make you sound, well, like a bit of a dick. But then of course this is a sex site (ha!), so why not. If you want to stand out in a good way, pick a name that's interesting and original. Maybe consider one that has nothing to do with sex but says something about your personality. Those really do it for me. 2. Do put some effort into your profile pic. Don’t leave your main pic blank. You grey ghosts all look alike, and at my age I can't keep up trying to guess who is who. Don't shove your cock in my face. Yes, I'm sure it is the most amazing thing since sliced bread, and I promise I’ll fall to my knees in awe when I see it in the flesh. In 2D they all look the same to me though. And if you really think your cock is your best feature, that doesn’t say much for the rest of you, now does it? Some women love cock shots, but to be safe keep them in your private gallery, until you know the woman you’re contacting wants to see them. Do add a face pic. Many women need face pics. If you’re worried about putting up a face/body pic because you’re a dentist/famous actor/escaped convict, keep it in your private gallery. No, I will not give you my phone number or email address so you can send it to me. Be sure to smile in your photos, as grumpy pics can make you look like a serial killer (I'm not even joking.) Sunglasses are a no for most women, especially when worn indoors. No, they don’t make you look younger, just less trustworthy. Giving the finger or making gang signs does make you look more youthful however. In fact it makes you look like a teenage brat. (If you are: get out of here and go clean your room!) Don’t put up pics of your motorcycle or car. (Unless you’re a mechanophiliac of course, in which case it gives me some valuable insight).Why not a pic of a different part of your body if you’re not comfortable showing your face? Chests are popular, but consider arms, shoulders, hands, whatever. I hear shins are making a comeback. Oh, and do make sure your pic is of you. Here’s a secret: We’re all teaching each other how to use Reverse Image Search behind the scenes. 3. Don’t use templates. Do a search on other guys looking for women in your age group. See how many guys are sexual animals who love the outdoors, whether the beach or the country? Welcome to our world. If you can’t be bothered putting any effort into your profile, I’ll just assume you’ll have the same attitude in bed. 4. Do get rid of all the “Ask me”s. No, I’m not going to ask you anything, I’ll just move on to the next profile. If you must have one because none of the answers RHP provides match your situation, explain why in your profile. Here’s how I read “Ask me” for relationship status: I’m totally cheating on my wife, but I don’t want you to know”. For smoking: I’m a chain smoker who will smoke in your bed the second I’m done, and for drinking: You should probably lock your liquor cabinet and hide the key. Catch my drift? 5. Do keep your profile recent. Saying you’re 32 when your age states you’re 36, or mentioning your travel plans for 2013 tells me you really can’t be bothered. With anything. 6. Do talk about yourself. I don't need your life story, but I'd like to get an idea of who you are and if we'll get on. What do you do for fun when you're not having sex? If you don't know what to say, have a look at profiles of other forum posters to get an idea. Don’t say you’re into anything. Trust me, you’re probably not. Would you really like my 11 inch dildo up your arse? (Oh, ok then, I take that back.) Don’t brag. It is not sexy. You’re going to make my eyes roll back in my head? My massive eye-roll just proved you right, but not in the way you wanted. You’re the squirt master? Sigh. And please don’t say you won’t disappoint. It's disappointing... 7. Do be clear about what you’re looking for. Do be specific. Name the things that turn you on and other preferences you have. Saying you’re looking for people who seek the same doesn’t really say anything. Be honest as well. Only say you like all ages, shapes and sizes if you actually mean it. The same goes for your age requirement. Actually, having 18-99 as your age range kinda makes it sound like you'll fuck anyone. Being discerning is not a bad thing. Do feel free to say what you’re not looking for, but stay positive. Complaining you’re sick of time-wasters and head fucks makes you sound bitter and whiny. And please don’t yell. Even if you're not yelling at me, it's an instant turn-off. 8. Think about your target audience. If you’re a young man looking for a cougar, text speak like “lookin for hot chicks 4 gr8 fuks” may not appeal, nor may things like “hit me up” or made up words like “kewl” and “norty”. Hot tip: Acting like an adult on an adult dating site might just get you laid. 9. Do consider being a paid member. Ah, that little word in the corner: Guest. Remember that most women here are guests too, so sending flirts to them won’t get you anywhere. Even paying female members may choose not to spend their messages on guys that didn’t put the effort in themselves.Let’s face it, with the number of messages many women receive, they don’t have to. A lot of women have said on the forums they don’t check their flirts anyway, so they’ll never even see your profile. 10. Do not lie. Really, don’t be that guy. You will most likely be found out anyway. Thoughts and opinions? Disclaimer: This thread is not about women's profiles, only because I hardly ever read them. Any of of the guys up for writing a similar thread aimed at them? *My views only, though after three years on the forums and having heard aaaall the gripes from both genders. " **I'm only thinking out loud, not actually telling anyone what to do. This thread is to be taken with a spoonful of sugar and a few grains of salt.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    dont encourage too many to ditch the dick pics!! My husband and I only really care about the cock... We don't really care who it's attached too, just want to make sure we get a thick big one... This is a sex site .... In saying that, my husbands private profile has his face and a very well written profile of who he is and what he desires... And it works time and time again. My personal profile is the same. But as a couple, we only want fat cocks and the face pics almost turns us of... Show us the tool of the trade!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'pleasure_sor' dont encourage too many to ditch the dick pics!! My husband and I only really care about the cock... We don't really care who it's attached too, just want to make sure we get a thick big one... This is a sex site .... to you. To others it's also a means to meet people for social purposes, sometimes that may include sex sometimes not. As Meander pointed out, having the cock pics in a PG means that they can still be brought out for those such as yourselves who don't care about the person attached to the cock.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    we use this as social also, but when we play as a couple we only click on the profiles that have cock pics. Ultimately, it's what the site is for. And a lot of the women we network with feel the same. They arnt the women who use the forums etc.. The women who log in simply to find sex... And there are a lot of us!! Well at least in Perth - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Meander I agree with everything you have said, and nothing turns me off more than a dick pic straight up, jeez really guys, yes they are lovely but I would rather get to know you first. Hmm good for thought for my profile now, I promise I won't put up a dick pic 😉 because well it wouldn't be mine and we all know how good is women are at doing the old reverse image check - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Great forum! I would like one for women too, I think I need a few tips.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    How do you expect any man to get to the end of your initial thread...........without any pictures LOL.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I thought you'd done this topic before. Are you sure your not contracted to RHP...?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'pleasure_sor' dont encourage too many to ditch the dick pics!! My husband and I only really care about the cock... We don't really care who it's attached too, just want to make sure we get a thick big one... This is a sex site .... In saying that, my husbands private profile has his face and a very well written profile of who he is and what he desires... And it works time and time again. My personal profile is the same. Im the total opposite. If the owner of said cock looks like a serial killer, or my father etc, I am NOT going to have sex with him!! I care less about his cock and more about his face and body. A penis is just one part of the experience. But as a couple, we only want fat cocks and the face pics almost turns us of... Show us the tool of the trade!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Disregard my last coment, I wrote it in the middle of the quoted comment. :(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    OMG absolutely awesome Meander👏👏👏 had me in stitches laughing but how absolutely true.......another thing that totally pisses me off is guys who post or send you a pic of themselves taken 5 - 10 yrs ago...REALLY!! and at what point did you think you would get away with this when it comes to meeting for a coffee. I reckon a pic taken anything up to 12 months ago is pretty generous in asking for, but that is just me personally. I make a point now of telling them if the pic that they are going to send is of their dick don't worry about sending it once you have seen one dick there is not much of a variant on other dick pics.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I did a Ten Commandments on writing messages. Also, thanks to the person who took the time to message me to point out a typo... Of course I meant what* you want your username to say.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I saw two pics of guys giving the finger yesterday, I'm very tempted to send them a link to this thread.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    http://redhotpie.com.au/Article/Top-Tips-For-Single-Male-Profiles-1073 They really only give three, and I figured we could do with a few more. I noticed RHP added their own tab to my forum. Feel free to use it mods, just give me the credit :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That is interesting. Do you find that those women are mainly married women or a lot of single women too? To be honest my impression of lots of couples is that they are very wham bam.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'pleasure_sor' Ultimately, it's what the site is for. That's what the site is for...for you. You are only speaking for yourself and your friends, many of whom I would suspect are also couples. The site is different things to different people, it's not just for couples looking for an extra dick or pussy for a night.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    with the exception of the dick pic point; the ladies could use this advice as well..... Just owning a fully functioning vagina does nothing to inspire me to approach a woman's profile... While I realise women have the luxury of that arrogance; it does come across as hypocritical at best when you see thread after thread, complaining about the quality of the men on here, yet their own actions and profile attract nothing less than the men that they hold in disdain. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Gives us a few examples of a woman's profile and how it comes across to you as a bloke. It will be most helpful. :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    lol you really wanna have me critique a few?? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Please start a forum about it Stir, I'm sure many women's profiles are no better.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    loved every second reading that. Teaching the Padawan's well.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Class.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    How many men will read this and take note. I realise I could update my profile a bit and receive more attention but I like it and it is simple. Interesting that there are very few male comments as well. Good job Meander and great advice on profile making.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    No, not critique actual profiles. Just an overall thing. For example women use words like the want fun which most men interpret to mean one night stands. Or their user name is cumslut but they still expect to be wined and dined perhaps - that was a random not pinpointing an actual profile with that name. I think there can be a real disconnect between what women have on ther profile and what they get... Simply because men and women look at things a bit differently. That's all.

  • TheLuckyOne

    TheLuckyOne

    10 years ago

    Love your work Meander! 👍 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'TisonlyI' How many men will read this and take note. I realise I could update my profile a bit and receive more attention but I like it and it is simple. Interesting that there are very few male comments as well. Good job Meander and great advice on profile making. Maybe that's because for those men who've figured out how to create a profile...she's not doing us a favour .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I love your profile, but what did I say about explaining any "Ask me"s? :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    like a fat stir on cake :p Cos I'm a cheeky bitch 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Its become apparent that while the above comments are pretty good advice...... ..... only a small percentage of blokes take a break from the search and wank functions..... to era the forums. And some refuse to accept even the slightest bit of advice even in the face of overwhelming failure. Some souls are unstable. To the rest..... good luck! DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ..only because I've read this all before and from what I did read I agree anyway... Mea' as usual you've got your finger on the pulse and say what a lot of us long time contributors think anyway. The thing that stands out to me is how the written word is far more complicated than the spoken... I've always been a fan of the face to face introduction and is where I do my best work . This is probably why I dont change my profile as often as I should, but I dont mind being reminded .. Lazy yes... but only because I find it somewhat uncomfortable writing about one'self. But thats me...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' ..... only a small percentage of blokes take a break from the search and wank functions..... to era the forums. And I nearly added that to my post. I might send everyone with a template profile this link as my reply for a bit, see what responses I get. Will keep you all posted on the results.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But as I am The Funlover, bugger 'em. Fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun.😝

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' I love your profile, but what did I say about explaining any "Ask me"s? :-P ...a bit of political correctness when it comes to my race can't hurt my chances, surely? Gotta maintain some mystery in this atmosphere of openness...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I think I forgot number 11...... Sydney University and other institutions will NOT use your profile for research purposes, people, and having that silly notice on your profile basically makes you look rather gullible imho. (You're are probably that person that re-posts odd stories on Facebook without thinking too, because if someone put on the net it must be true, right?) Two words: Ethics Committee. Now go and delete it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm telling anybody what to do, obviously.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    i would just encourage guys to be honest on here, and think about what they would say to a girl if they met her in person. Great post, let's hope some heed the advice! Looloo1 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Why are most women on here guests? Doesn't that significantly limit your choice? Or do we expect the men to pay and then send flirts to them? Doesn't sit right with me somehow :-/ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ponders... I have tried to upload a pick of my hand... extended... as in "take it... a guiding hand" and RHP keeps rejecting it... I want it as my icon... as it implies a lot of what I am and seek... An extended hand... friendship... guidance... care... firm... welcoming... all of those things... I will try again. Mark

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Wondering if you could critique mine please? Do I sound rude? Just curious!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Well Miss Looloo, I see where you are coming from and I feel there are definitely some that are here using that technique but when it all comes down to it whether you are a guest or a paid up female you will get interest from men as there are double the amount of women here in comparison to men. At least you have the advantage of contacting someone you wish to as a paid member

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Mstr_Full' Ponders... I have tried to upload a pick of my hand... extended... as in "take it... a guiding hand" and RHP keeps rejecting it... I want it as my icon... as it implies a lot of what I am and seek... An extended hand... friendship... guidance... care... firm... welcoming... all of those things... I will try again. Mark Message RHP, then upload it again. They'll probably let you upload it if you let them know. The rule is just in place to protect identity theft and unlawful explicit pics.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Good post Mea. I agree with stir though. A lot of women's profiles could follow that same advice. Some women put just as little effort into their profiles as some guys. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Sydney Univeristy. Study me as much as you like. I understand that perving on my profile is done in the name of science. Will there be any type of probe, medication or depravation ? Sign me up.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Same old shit, same old words, same sentences just jumbled around....4 is now seven, six is now two...and so on... Personally I don't think you women know what you want ( you say you do), until your sitting on a man's lap feeling his penis growing with excitement.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Looloo1' Why are most women on here guests? Doesn't that significantly limit your choice? Or do we expect the men to pay and then send flirts to them? Doesn't sit right with me somehow :-/ - Posted from rhpmobile The reason for soo many female guest profiles on RHP is because they are mainly fake. Unverified guest female profiles would in most cases be a bloke, and so would many of the couple profiles. Unverified female paid profiles are as well, not that the verification process isn't able to be faked. It would just take a bit more effort than the average pissed and angry bloke is able to manage when his frustration over his 100th rejection decides to put up a fake female profile to see what it looks like from the other side of the fence. Fake female profiles that get outed as a males just get converted to couple profiles, and the site doesn't seem to cull dormant profiles from it's list. So a couple of girlfriends having a giggle one night decide to put up a profile to see what the site is all about. After a few hundred messages and a dozen or so offers for sex as quick as the guy can drive straight over. They log off never to log on again, but that profile stays. Oh and TisonlyI that guy to girl ratio is more like 10-1 in not higher.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I know my profile isn't "perfect" or what everyone's looking for. Thanks for going out there meander though, I agree with stir. Many women could read this this and get a few tips out of it too but thats this site isn't it, different strokes for different folks. Sometimes I think the fellas get beaten up on here a bit but whatever. Was a good read. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ToThickToThroat

    ToThickToThroat

    10 years ago

    That's what this world needs is more people telling other people what they want to see from them, deliver this and you might get some interest from me. Guess what your world isn’t perfect for a reason, perhaps you need to ignore those that don’t conform to your perfect world and let it go, not everyone is out there looking for you. Yep you are nice to look at and you have some great attributes but if you want to stylize all the input on here as to what you want to chase from people then this needs to not be redhotpie and it needs to be meanders list of criteria that must be met to actually qualify for you to put out what you’re looking for. lilium inter spinas will be lost to you forever because you are so focused on your goal to make all conform.Really are you that frustrated that you are not finding what you want on this site that you need to post a set of guidelines that males should adhere to so that you have a better choice? Well the reality is if you force conformity you will encourage a false response and the Good luck in your continued effort to limit your choices so you can justify your position of no one is suitable to meet your criteria, and of course my opinion must be null and void because I am not a fully paid member of the site Get it together and accept what is on offer if it is not you particular cup of tea, move on, perhaps you need to find a sub. People get to write what they think they want or need or whatever, but it is their choice, I have a provocative profile if I attract the right person so be it. I have found what I was looking for and I didn’t get it following your rules, but you know what you are different to me, you do what you think is what is right for you to find what you need, and if it is a set of rules that cuts the chaff so be it. Kindest regard 2thick2throat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Couldnt of said it better my self Meander, but I do like the dik pics, in pg are best that way you show who you like.. ask me answers shit me too.. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • TheLuckyOne

    TheLuckyOne

    10 years ago

    I don't think you understand the point of the thread! But I'm glad to hear you found what you were looking for. It's a wonderful feeling isn't it?! 😊👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    TTTT, You did misunderstand my intentions just a tad... This thread was made in response to new male members who post forums (and send private messages) asking for us to comment on their profiles because they're not having any success. Being ever so helpful, I thought I'd give some suggestions. This thread is meant to be tongue-in-cheek and taken with a some grains of salt (it even says so). This is by no means "Meander's list of criteria" as you call it and I really don't know how you got that from my OP. Are you confusing this forum with my "Ten Commandments of writing messages" perhaps? Now that one was all about having men conform to my rules. I kid! I'm still on this site because it's working very well for me and I've met (and am still meeting) wonderful guys here. Hey, anyone that knows me can tell you I complain a lot more about the women than the men on RHP. Glad you found what you're looking for too, it always great to hear other's success stories! x Mea (I'll go get myself together now).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    One or two who ill protest "But the women are just as bad!" Yes, I agree. In most of my forum posts I write I will talk about "people", not "men" for that reason. I can't comment on women's profiles though because I rarely read any. Luckily Stir has taken me up on the suggestion in my OP to post a forum all about female profiles, so rest assured.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Whats next ? What to say at your first meet How to get a second meet What to do the first time in bed How to keep the sex interesting. I understand your trying to help, just not sure it's a good thing, wether or not you are aiding and abetting a deception ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Looloo1' Call me a feminist but... Why are most women on here guests? Doesn't that significantly limit your choice? Or do we expect the men to pay and then send flirts to them? Doesn't sit right with me somehow :-/ - Posted from rhpmobile You say feminist like it's a bad thing. You know it's merely a person who believes in equal rights for men and women? Not only am I a firm believer in that, I believe in equal responsibility too. I think if you expect something from others it's only fair if you do it yourself as well. Let's face it, many women don't have to be paid members as they can lay back and wait for the paid male members to send them messages. However, in my view women who choose to be guests have no right to complain about men doing the same. Personally I think that's just hypocritical and the pot calling the kettle black.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting '50zcool' I understand your trying to help, just not sure it's a good thing, wether or not you are aiding and abetting a deception ? I really did think about that, but since don't give examples of actual sentences/usernames/etc. to use, I wonder how much I'm really hand-feeding anyone.Even if the few guys who could use this thread (and actually read it) loose the bit about not disappointing and stop the complaining and yelling, they'll still have to come up with what does work. Suggesting that acting like an adult and being positive works, is still open to a lot of interpretation I think, and even with those tips someone's personality will shine through in the words and phrases they use. You'll have noticed that I left some things alone and I did so on purpose. After a woman made a comment on something on one of a guy's drop-down list yesterday, he instantly changed it, making others wonder how truthful his new answer was. I don't mean to give anyone the tools to pretend to be something they're not, and I hope I didn't. It's a fine line though. I'd love to hear more thoughts. Is this thread helping people deceive others?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Very very far from it. if followed it should help men present some form of who they are beyond a bland two dimensional generic profile that displays nothing but desire. It also gives men a bit of a reality check on the opposite sex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Maybe helping some to deceive themselves?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A lot of thoughts occur to me as I read. . Agreements. . Questioning of judgements, because I don't think the same way. . Other details that could, maybe should imo be added. Once templates are out, spelling and grammar come into question for eg, though you have apparently done a thread on that. Have you included the link for that here? It would be a good idea. Not enough detail on the pics in the way of cropping out girlfriends and righting sideways pics for eg (one of my pet wonders, why?). The guest area could be approached from the idea that they can then enter the chat rooms too, rather than just sending messages... because women Can send a message to a man every 7 days after the last one, so that should be recognised. . I'd appreciate it not being from such a singular point of view either, I know you did mention reading a lot of it in the forums. But what I'm seeing is what I see as the popular opinion in the forums, a lot of which makes huge sense, but it is not the be all and end all of RHP and doesn't recognise people outside the forums who use the site differently. . I apologise if any of this has been gone over and resolved. I haven't read too far into the thread. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsPeachyPearL' righting sideways pics for eg (one of my pet wonders, why?). Hahaha, remembering right now Manly, our esteemed progeniter of the original, "Anything and Everything", thread had his profile pic UPSIDE down down to be individual.

  • nytewyng

    nytewyng

    10 years ago

    Meander, As a relatively new, paying member, I chose to take your post in the tongue-in-cheek spirit in which it was meant. It was insightful and I found after reading it, I gave my profile a bit of a polish up, so thank you. At this point, I feel that it ticks a lot of the boxes on the 10 Commandments, sooo ..... Warning!! Upcoming gratuitous self-marketing ploy!! Happy and open to comments from the lovely ladies on RHP that I've met and am yet to meet! Luv your work x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsPeachyPearL' . Once templates are out, spelling and grammar come into question for eg, though you have apparently done a thread on that. Have you included the link for that here? It would be a good idea. A forum on grammar and spelling? Hahaha I wouldn't dare!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'MrsPeachyPearL' . Once templates are out, spelling and grammar come into question for eg, though you have apparently done a thread on that. Have you included the link for that here? It would be a good idea. A forum on grammar and spelling? Hahaha I wouldn't dare! When you put it like that... . Hahaha, no I was talking about your messaging thread and didn't explain myself very well at all! Do you go into spelling and grammar on that thread? I thought it would become relevent if they're not using templates in their profiles. . Still laughing... Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    "Don't use text speak or made up words like "norty", you are not twelve. Spell check is your friend. Use it.Getting messages full of errors, while knowing they would have all been underlined in red by your computer as you were typing, makes me think you really don't give a "f**K. " (I don't really want to post a link, as there was some unpleasantness on the thread and I'd like to let it rest in peace.)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Well, I don't remember it and I will leave well enough alone. . My computer is set for spell check but it doesn't work on all browsers. And not on RHP at all for me. It's part of the reason I have so many typos, I should type my posts etc out on Word. :-(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    An extra Commandment: Use Google Chrome as your internet browser, people!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I am loving the hell out of this! Too true, in all counts (my profile lists some of the same concerns you've raised!) Great work x - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ...try reading more "Real" books. It does wonders for polishing your grammar. But it's such an old fashioned way to achieve it, I know. Such is life.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Why Chrome?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Mstr_Full - some browsers have in-built spell checkers. Not just Chrome, but Firefox and some versions of Opera as well.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    What Henna said. I mentioned Chrome because I found it to be the best browser for me personally, but there are others too. :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I just hate the concept that Google owns everything... Both Google and Apple used to be the good guys... and now they are as bad if not worse than Microsoft... They own and control everything!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Besides... I like creatif shpellink... and grammar as long as it communicates. It is a bit like Picasso... a lot of his art looked like he was and ignorant and unskilled technician (so many thought at the time)... but he knew how to draw, knew how to paint in a traditional manner but he did not wish tooo. I know how to spell... but I chooose too shpell. There is a difference between this and laziness or ignorance.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yes well - there are good options for browsers to avoid the boogie man, but with phones it certainly gets trickier. Imagine all the bits Google and Apple have seen.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Don’t say you’re into anything. Trust me, you’re probably not. Would you really like my 11 inch dildo up your arse? (Oh, ok then, I take that back.)This one made me chuckle a bit, although I'm now thinking I might have to re-write my profile to elaborate on the stuff I want to try soon. The whole reason why I'm here is to try "anything". I've never had an 11 inch dildo up my ass, but would certainly give it a go if suggested.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Spell check can only help so much... It doesn't fix things like too and to for eg: I encourage people to be themselves. Same as different people will view dick pics differently, there will also be people who look at the spelling issue differently. Who wants to be stuck with an intellectual snob when they're a average Joe..It doesn't fix typos either... Is this sentence supposed to say that, the site (RHP) actually advises Against using any names like these..(NB The site actually advises using any names like this.)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsPeachyPearL' Spell check can only help so much... It doesn't fix things like too and to for eg: That's why I only focused on errors that spell-check would point out. I may be attracted to cunning linguists, but the wonderful Freya definitely (and defiantly) taught me some valuable lessons about not judging others for their spelling and grammar. Laziness and ignorance can be reasons for bad grammar but how mentioning a positive one, like having learned (learnt?) English as a second, third or fourth language? I'll never claim my grasp of the English language is anywhere near perfect. Fark, if I was fluent in all four languages I speak, I'd be unbearable!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    All the really thick guys seem to be in Brsbane.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Abigail2' All the really thick guys seem to be in Brsbane. They can service all the thick women.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ladies and gentlemen distinguished guests , members , normal guests , distinguished member ! Blow ins , blow me , blow you and the honourable prime targets . alternative party , "free your self party " and the "my 2c party " I offer you an alternative to be yourself no matter who you are : The WEB The NET Two apparatus predators use to catch there prey !!!! If only it was that easy!! 1. beware first lesson !!!!?? your journey on net dating will take you to the top of the world with joy and love is so close you can almost touch it ?! Until it is turned upside down ripped out thrown your face by scams of love of insecurity that want your cash ! 2. Beware lesson two ! It is about you so promote you but do not sell yourself as a used car that needs a paint job !!! And do not think you can sell yourself on performance like a ferrari , or audi ,or lamborgini ! They sell simply by there name as known performance and proved ! 3. Beware third lesson ! Profiles!! Are underated and not given the respect they deserve !! A Profile that performs is as valuable as the for mentioned vehicles ! Perform !! How ? You will know !! 4. lesson four ! accompanied by your words pictures , smiles recent ,respectful tasteful ,sexy ,hot ,life ,your life !! Your journey ,your future !! 5. lesson number five ! Know what you want !! Because you will not be looking for that my friend ! 6. Sixth lesson ! Your sixth sense will be utilised greatly as your emotions will also be overhauled taken for a ride cleaned up and given a allmighty thrashing ! 7. Lesson seven ! Take back control and have a break ! 8. Lesson eight ! Get out walk out shut the gate never look back !! Or never give up it will test you ! 9. Lesson nine ! Remember smile enjoy and if you want something in life so bad for the right reasons you will indeed recieve it ! 10. Lesson number ten ! In our life our lessons never end !! So learn understand , accept , appreciate , admire , never assume and never expect And most of all respect yourself and others that are deserving . Goodluck - Posted from rhpmobile - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Step 1.Thou shalt not act like a dumbarse (95%) Step 2.Thou shalt not use the small head to do all of your thinking (and typing) Most of the rest often takes care of itself.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    So that just leaves us with the definition of a Dumbarse. A. Everyone who is not DG. 😜😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I've seen the chicks do it, but men as well? You people need to lighten up! She was not having a go, being derogatory or serious even, but you's have your jocks in knots over a funny, light hearted thread?! You's wouldn't last 2 minutes in the chat room is all I'm going to say... Oh and here's a hug O

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    really ! We can have sex in the chat rooms 😜😜 Whoo hooo - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm still a guest as I'm not sure if RHP suits me but I changed many of my answers to "ask me" after a few messages that were just too full on, too fast for me as I haven't been a member for a week yet. Think I need to rewrite my profile as obviously the words "friend and company" have a different meaning here to what is in the dictionary. I do love sir_stir's wicked sense of humour though. Hoping for a meet up in the near future as I really like an intelligent man who makes me laugh.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Countrychic1962'Think I need to rewrite my profile as obviously the words "friend and company" have a different meaning here to what is in the dictionary. "platonic friend" or "non-sexy-time friend" perhaps?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I read the ten commandments and realised my profile is definitely lacking the majority. Id love some more advice...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A "hey" message from a young man whose profile was nothing but template sentences and ask me's, and one sideways pic. I suggested that his profile wouldn't get him very far the way it was. His response: "rhp put that in there I never wrote a thing!" I sent him the link to this thread.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'cmetogether69' I read the ten commandments and realised my profile is definitely lacking the majority. Id love some more advice... If this hasn't been enough, I'm afraid you're beyond my help.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A guy my age, sounding seriously jaded. "I am Looking For I'm looking for no-strings attached fun with people who seek the same. Sorry but I'd rather be honest! Hint: If you want to text chat for three bloody weeks your on the wrong site go to rsvp or back to primary school. If you fill your looking for box with paragraphs of crap without even saying what you want in a man blokes won't read it go to councilling! If your just looking for someone to talk to or friends and nothing else and don't want to play, your on the wrong site watch Dr Phil!"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    that profile has blow and go written all over it - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Countrychic1962'Think I need to rewrite my profile as obviously the words "friend and company" have a different meaning here to what is in the dictionary. "platonic friend" or "non-sexy-time friend" perhaps? I want sex but not what's been offered here at the time I wrote the above. If I want that I can go visit a local pub and have been offered same/similar where I work but have joked it off and told them to go wank themselves. RHP is my first adult dating site and guess I'm still learning how to navigate it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    as there seems to be a need for this to be more visible considering some of the flirts/messages I've had recently. Seems to be a run of new male guests lately....must be Spring fever . The messages I have received have changed for the better since I rewrote my profile. The messagees are nicer too . Thanks Meander and Stirry .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Thanks for the bump!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    As far as guys profiles go. I don't care if they have a pic showing on your profile or in your private gallery as I do want to see a pic so at least showing you full body/face pic & a cock pic. Write something about your self. Don't use templates, how boring. Keep it simple & DON'T BS!!! I want to know what you're looking for & what you have to offer. There's no use me wasting a msg if you're after Elle Macpherson. If you say you have heaps of stamina, BIG cock & can lick pussy for hours then I will expect that. I'm sure lots of females will agree with me on that.