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The disappointing kiss
August 26 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oh dear were you entertaining or being entertained??Yes a kiss needs to be right...........what can you do........better luck next meal.
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RHP User
11 years ago
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Like beneath_blueeyes, I stopped at lunch to oral. What does that even mean? Kissing is important and sometimes you need to have a lot of bad kisses to get a good one!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Some people love them.FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
very sweet to taste.Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. - Shuna HolmesFOXY
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madotara69
11 years ago
I jumped out of a fucking helicopter to grab my apple. hehe Still falling but I got it.Mado
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RHP User
11 years ago
The Rodomontades are not even relevant to the question ... you'll need to do better to get away with it here
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Fess up! I bet you went for the oral anyway........OR you wouldnt have mentioned the oral... and added the " ;-) "So what does that really say about the overall importance of the kiss in your choice of lovers?Sprung.LOL DG
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sweetgem
11 years ago
The lady in question didn't like the way you kissed her either (after you two had kissed), so she purposely kissed you that way to cut the oral session short??? Not every woman is gutsy to just stop the session and get up and leave. I definitely would deliberately play a bad kisser if I discovered a man didn't know how to kiss, or if he was only interested in sticking his penis to me straightaway!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
For me it is one of the most important, if not the most important indicator of chemistry. And I love your quotation foxy!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I feel a profile name change coming alongMsSmith
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thanks. I like to kiss a lot, so spending a bit of time getting that kiss right is worth it... I like to picture it as a dance...
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
I would normally comment on how great a kiss is, however the situation mentioned is a little tactless
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RHP User
11 years ago
the kiss would have been a good indicator indeed OP, as to whether or not you would be compatible lovers....if you continued regardless then this is not an eponymous post.
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RHP User
11 years ago
My big thumbs :( was meant to read I received oral lol and yes the kiss was a big indicator...
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' the kiss would have been a good indicator indeed OP, as to whether or not you would be compatible lovers....if you continued regardless then this is not an eponymous post. I am learning so so much in these forums, back to the dictionary. How about a soft and loving peck on the cheek?Mado
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RHP User
11 years ago
Its the build up the almost kiss the tease of talking while get closer and closer.the truth is kissing is only good if the chemistry is right.that chemistry for a kiss is in your nose, but you cant smell it like you would a rose.Its a gland that when your chemistry is good and theirs is that bingo match then the kiss is fantastic.I love to kiss, I am rather good at kissing, cause my friends say my lips are so plump and the top lip and bottom are the same width. One of my girlfriends say is if the tip of my tongue is seen in the corner its vagina lipsI some guys are so fucking hot when you kiss them, that I just instantly fire up.I just do not kiss a guy if there is no attraction or chemistry no matter how good looking, how hot, how smart how anything.Chemistry, Chemistry, Chemistryits likelocation, location, location for the best real estate in town.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's ok to whine and bitch about how bad a kisser someone is, but what did YOU do to either help them or correct the issue YOU have with their technique?? Communication can be kept sexy and in the moment. But no communication can be the death of a good time.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
it takes TWO to make a great kiss...Just saying...
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RHP User
11 years ago
She could have been ready to start the main meal, sounds like a very hungry kiss, and you were wanting desert.Think you may have missed a great sex session OP she was gagging for it. Could be wrong.Next time ask her to take her dentures out. Women without teeth so sex...
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chevtrek
11 years ago
To find a good kisser is great and it starts there you just have to have passion. To find a good lover check them out on a dance floor if no rhythm and not able to feel the beat then there not going to be good in bed. Now if I can just find a way to find real deep love plus the above I will have it made. Bugga.
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RHP User
11 years ago
anyone...???Any takers??Freshly baked!!I could add a dollop of ice-cream sealed with a kiss... FOXY
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madotara69
11 years ago
Chev darling, your rhythm and beat is all over the joint. Maybe the rubber band is stretched in your record player.If a lady can't dance, no good in the sack. If you have not made it yet, I can't see why, doubts are that you ever will.I wish you would stop referring yourself as having a musical mind, It just is not in you. karioki does not cut it.Mado
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' anyone...???Any takers??Freshly baked!!I could add a dollop of ice-cream sealed with a kiss... FOXY two servings please...
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Back on the "looking for real love" wagon... chev? I look forward to your next few topics lol ;-) DG PS rhythm on the dance floor means 7/8ths if fuck all in my experience. Enthusiasm, lust, passion and sexual openness are not inherently linked to ones connection to their rhythm.
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chevtrek
11 years ago
If you get the chance to try go out a few nights pick a woman on the floor and bed her. Then the following week do it again but pick a gal who cant dance then you will know the difference. Oh or better still see if you can find a belly dancer as they use so many muscles other women don't.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' anyone...???Any takers??Freshly baked!!I could add a dollop of ice-cream sealed with a kiss... FOXYwe could have some of that apple pie, and some of paintme's fresh wood oven baked scones. If only we had somewhere central. What about we have a picnic on ayres rock?
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chevtrek
11 years ago
To many to list It started with a kiss or its in his kiss or The kiss of love Dance me to the bedroom or sex me up with your dance or Tango like lusty lovers.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is the gateway to wanting more...
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chevtrek
11 years ago
Rod Stewart had so many women trying to bonk him for the way he danced on stage. Years before it was Elvis the pelvis for his moves. As for kissers it was Frank Sinatra, Elvis ,Cary Grant Tom Cruise ,Katherine Zeta Jones ,Antonio Banderas. To many to name but when Patrick Swayze did dirty dancing he had to spend 500 thousand on security.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek' To many to list It started with a kiss or its in his kiss or The kiss of love Dance me to the bedroom or sex me up with your dance or Tango like lusty lovers. now we are seeing the best in you.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek' pick a woman on the floor and bed her. Then the following week do it again but pick a gal who cant dance then you will know the difference."PICK" a girl - is picking a girl anything like picking a mango/avocado/rock melon......? Does said girl get a say in this......?Or is this just a scientific hypothesis maybe....
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Bahahahaha Whatever you say chev LOL
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RHP User
11 years ago
A kiss should have heaps of slobbering ,drooling,turkey slapping and suction sucking.We talking oral right?Foxy you can kiss my apples any day
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm great at kissing arse.......but I usually find a padlock on the gateway. Damn chastity belts.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'chevtrek' To many to list It started with a kiss or its in his kiss or The kiss of love Dance me to the bedroom or sex me up with your dance or Tango like lusty lovers. now we are seeing the best in you. Quoting 'chevtrek' If you get the chance to try go out a few nights pick a woman on the floor and bed her. Then the following week do it again but pick a gal who cant dance then you will know the difference. Oh or better still see if you can find a belly dancer as they use so many muscles other women don't. I''m choking ....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'spicyandpassion' it takes TWO to make a great kiss...Just saying... I am an amazing kisser its a passion of mine....but some men OMG I had this apple kisser once his mouth was so wide open and teeth he split my lip...no going back there...I tried to help him but how do you ge someone to close their mouth a little...and then you can have the opposite someone who barely opens theirs.No as Miss T says Chemistry.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'chevtrek' To many to list It started with a kiss or its in his kiss or The kiss of love Dance me to the bedroom or sex me up with your dance or Tango like lusty lovers. now we are seeing the best in you. Quoting 'chevtrek' If you get the chance to try go out a few nights pick a woman on the floor and bed her. Then the following week do it again but pick a gal who cant dance then you will know the difference. Oh or better still see if you can find a belly dancer as they use so many muscles other women don't. I''m choking ....
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RHP User
11 years ago
How are you Sweet Thing :) I was about to reply along the same Lines. So Respectful Guy take Note.. Communication is the key ..If you're such a good kisser .Then you should have taken the time to tutor her it's a no Brainer.. I'm not too sure about meeting for Lunch then going onto Oral the 1st time on meeting I certainly wouldn't even consider that The 1st Meet is just that to check each other out in a casual way . Was that just on the spur of the moment choice over the meal then there may have been a slight connection .. or if it were preplanned before you'd even met? Well you got what you asked for.. She didn't need finesse just a mouth and a Pair of hands.. Take it slower next time be more Considerate of the other Person ..Never Kiss and tell.. Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
So much performance angst it is making my head spin. Some many here need to prove that they are better. Some do it by saying that someone they met could not kiss, like they are the standard to measure by. Others provide the list of conquests and the ease at which they draw in the prize via but a kiss.A kiss is not in any way related to technique, style, or talent. To get to the kiss is the finesse of the adventure, to, with luck, guess, or know what they are after, steps the kiss value up. But a kiss is a kiss and a kiss is a mood.I could be in the arrogant, self obsessed, please me now or goodbye mood. If I want a soft, gentle, slow and loving kiss and they dive in, well they have not read me right.I could be needing affirmation, ego battered, need to please mood. I follow. Apple eating kiss is what they give, apple eating kiss is what I return.The perfect kiss comes every now and then by luck and chance. Like a good dancers, one leads, one follows. But perfection between two is not lead, or follow. It is a form of mind reading (want a word for this) you know with out leading or following. It is natural and easy, it requires no thought and is about just the joy and losing your self in the moment.One persons perfect kiss is another's rejection. To claim you are a good kisser, is a lie.I would like everyone to forget about performance. If you can then you are the perfect kiss.Think it may be time to start a dance thread.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' A kiss should have heaps of slobbering ,drooling,turkey slapping and suction sucking.We talking oral right?Foxy you can kiss my apples any day As long as they're not spikey like Pine-APPLES!!and you don't TURN OVER!HAHA do they comes in PEARS?? FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' She could have been ready to start the main meal, sounds like a very hungry kiss, and you were wanting desert.Think you may have missed a great sex session OP she was gagging for it. Could be wrong.Next time ask her to take her dentures out. Women without teeth so sex…A kiss can be part of a meal. An entrée one, main course, or desert, or part of the whole smorgasbord of the encounter. You didn't like that kiss on offer at that moment, but who knows what the second one would have been like, and now you both will never know.You judged her by one kiss, and how does that make a deal breaker?Now off, to dentist to get teeth pulled out, to increase my chances of a kiss. Probably cheaper than all the filings I need, and I've lost two already, so bye you kissing bunch of fruit basket cases. Better good and book into dance and singing classes too by the looks of it. Geez you guys are a picky, judgmental, fussy lot.My performance anxiety is has now hit the roof, and I don't know whether to have an Apple or a Strawberry. Think I will eat the whole fruit bowl, whilst singing and dancing, naked, kissing my own hand. Looks like its be a fun afternoon, of delight in this house.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Vertically anyway.....apples and soft serve, WTF? A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to fill the void when words become superfluous. That makes you forget where you are and how you got there. That makes your heart skip a beat and then thump a few more out your chest. That perfect dance of the tongues, tilt of the head, balance of heat, desire, longing and lust that is mirrored by the movements of the others. If you can't kiss me with any of that kind of potential you DO NOT pass GO. A bad kiss is a deal breaker for me, you can't kiss you can't give me what I need. End of story. As for the correlation between dancing and sexual ability I stand by my resolve to not say anything if I have nothing nice to say. But let's get this straight mate......where I lack for movement and talent on the dancefloor I more than make up for in a Goddess-like manner in rhythm and grace whilst making love or fucking. -.- OP your attitude also requires adjustment, just sayin'......and Foxy, please....may I have some more? x
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' anyone...???Any takers??Freshly baked!!I could add a dollop of ice-cream sealed with a kiss... FOXYMmmmmmm hot pie don't know about the icecream
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'd be more than happy to personally hand feed you your apple or strawberries while you lay in a hammock on a sun drenched beach for you sometime, i'll even bring the chocolate sauce to dip the strawberries in for you :))- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I did take dance lessons a couple of times and he said I was better than the other women But according to Chevs laws on life I am no good in bed..............what will I do now hang up my vagina?Oops I forgot according to Chevs laws of old age I probably dont use it anymore anyway!
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RHP User
11 years ago
the first time may be the only time if you get it wrong...but the secret of the perfect kiss is not just in the technique...it's in the taste,the smell,the feel of the other...it's whether or not your DNA is compatible...men like sloppy kisses because in their saliva are small amounts of testosterone to raise our testosterone levels ,so we will want to have sex with you even more.
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