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The fuck machine
January 27 2016
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Twisted_Mister
9 years ago
Haaaaaaaaaahaaaaa!!! Great self advertising Chev! *doffs hat* :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
Holly Crap!! That's like a Mac Truck Chev. Reeeeev ya engines Vrooooom Vrooooom.... Scares me... So it's a No thank you, from me. Ms Foxy
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DynamicCouple36
9 years ago
Mrs D, tried a Sybian a few times - was amazing - and she had "Jelly Legs" for an hour afterwards....
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RHP User
9 years ago
Each to their own but the fuck machines I like are living, breathing, warm, hard, compliant ( usually), can perform a variety of "tasks" and shower me in lovely hot cum. They also mean something to me, unlike a bulky monster of a machine. So for those who love the Sybians, great, you might be in luck Chev, but Ill stick to my guys
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MsJonesy
9 years ago
Send me three of those fine machines by express post, today!!! The cheque is in the mail....... I promise
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RHP User
9 years ago
What size girths are they? What is the ladies favourite size girth? Can you tell us more about the machine? Like is it portable? How do you change gears? Is it like a mac truck gear box, with high and low range? Sounds very interesting!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange
9 years ago
popcorn time...
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chevtrek
9 years ago
Quoting 'GenGuy73' What size girths are they? What is the ladies favourite size girth? Can you tell us more about the machine? Like is it portable? How do you change gears? Is it like a mac truck gear box, with high and low range? Sounds very interesting!! - Posted from rhpmobile It has A variable speed control and the girth can be 2 inch 2and a half3 and 3 and a half and 4.So far no women has said a favourite but 2 have said they like it at 4.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I was thinking watermelon.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I think you have to double crutch it ! 😝
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RHP User
9 years ago
Rolling eyes. Popcorn is full of air and fluff, minimal calories, like the content in most of the comments so far. It's hard to swallow..For me, I've never tried a fucking machine, so I'm coming from a sense of ignorance, I really have no idea to be able to comment from. I have seen a video or two. That post is somewhere back in the annals. 0:-) .Peachy
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lovman8
9 years ago
I am a fucking machine!!!
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Seachange
9 years ago
i think this topic goes well with popcorn....
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Seachange
9 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek' Quoting 'GenGuy73' What size girths are they? What is the ladies favourite size girth? Can you tell us more about the machine? Like is it portable? How do you change gears? Is it like a mac truck gear box, with high and low range? Sounds very interesting!! - Posted from rhpmobile It has A variable speed control and the girth can be 2 inch 2and a half3 and 3 and a half and 4.So far no women has said a favourite but 2 have said they like it at 4. i only have my hand held battery powered toys to give me pleasure and they seem to work. Interesting variety you have in your machine and glad the women like them Not sure it has captured my imagination yet. However... if you can somehow alter your design to include an espresso machine and have the cock to froth the cream... I may put in an order for next christmas. Errr. any chance to include a small fridge in the body of the machine, so if we get thirsty while fucking we can just lean over and grab a tinny or two without missing a beat!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting '50wetfigs' I think you have to double crutch it ! 😝
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
I have a number of fuck machines at work and Ive fucked many things with them.
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Darkerthangrey
9 years ago
That's going straight in my basket !!! 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Love it when a proud manufacturer stands proudly behind their product. Would love it more if you stood in front of yours.......and bent forward a little. Annie xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
I have always wanted a machine that could fuck my ass at very high speed. How much are they chev? - Posted from rhpmobile
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chevtrek
9 years ago
Quoting 'Whateverway' Love it when a proud manufacturer stands proudly behind their product. Would love it more if you stood in front of yours.......and bent forward a little. Annie xx From what I read in the forums I am one of the few straight menand I might need a chastity belt soon.
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
What have you called it?? I think "The Chev MacMistress (for the men) and The ChevMacDoubleClutch (for the ladies) is pretty awesome. I think your sales are going to rocket after this. Sales pitch?? Have you one?? Ms Foxy
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twowithnolimits
9 years ago
RAFLMAO seems fair to us!
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twowithnolimits
9 years ago
@Chev hey mate on a parallel post last week you told us that the fact i can make mine cum simply on command was no good because it took away all the pleasure of working her up to where she wants you but now you are advocating a machine so she cums with no human contact, no contact with you at all, ...little contradictory perhaps...?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Maybe turning the machine on at the power point is considered being in control and involved in giving the ladies hands on pleasure.... 😝
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chevtrek
9 years ago
Quoting 'willowtree_2' Maybe turning the machine on at the power point is considered being in control and involved in giving the ladies hands on pleasure.... 😝 So non of the guys like teasing a gal with a vibe or ice andso on.Toys or not you are spending time with your girl , watching her enjoy what your doing.As for cum on command I gave that up years back it wasboring , YAWN.A simple question --How many women on RHP wanted totry a fuck machine.I see attempts to make me look bad but the bad here is menwho fail to give it all to a woman or a woman who never knowsall she can feel.
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Would the machine roll me over and kiss me when its finished?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hope all you men are listening and taking notes. Apparently you fail to give it all to women. Wax on...wax off. Youre being schooled by the Chevonator
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RHP User
9 years ago
Are you saying that when you "look bad" on the forums here it's because "men fail to give it all to a woman"? I don't see the correlation.... I think a fuck machine looks like fun, but they aren't new and you didn't invent it ;)
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'chevtrek' Quoting 'GenGuy73' What size girths are they? What is the ladies favourite size girth? Can you tell us more about the machine? Like is it portable? How do you change gears? Is it like a mac truck gear box, with high and low range? Sounds very interesting!! - Posted from rhpmobile It has A variable speed control and the girth can be 2 inch 2and a half3 and 3 and a half and 4.So far no women has said a favourite but 2 have said they like it at 4. i only have my hand held battery powered toys to give me pleasure and they seem to work. Interesting variety you have in your machine and glad the women like them Not sure it has captured my imagination yet. However... if you can somehow alter your design to include an espresso machine and have the cock to froth the cream... I may put in an order for next christmas. Errr. any chance to include a small fridge in the body of the machine, so if we get thirsty while fucking we can just lean over and grab a tinny or two without missing a beat! Damn good thinking. Is there a female version for us guys, with a fridge attachment so we can get a cold beer or drink while it is sucking or fucking my cock .......?? (and it would never answer back or complain)
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chevtrek
9 years ago
Quoting 'willowtree_2' Hope all you men are listening and taking notes. Apparently you fail to give it all to women. Wax on...wax off. Youre being schooled by the Chevonator Then my lucky streak would end big time and I would miss outso thank God they don't as there are better looking and younger guys out there.
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RHP User
9 years ago
If you are the master of being able to "give it all" to a woman, why would you need a machine? Each to their own, but to us it seems a bit cold and impersonal. Might be good for older men who can't satisfy his lady maybe? Not sure!
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RHP User
9 years ago
I never thought I'd ever say this....but I'm surprised by you
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Oh dear...... Can i see the begining of respect.... and the start of a bromance? Seeing the failed relationship with DG.......
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chevtrek
9 years ago
More nerve endings and feelings than a man Ijust know how to find them.Even a woman most times does not know all sheis able to feel.This question was aimed at the ladies yet the men answeris it because they feel its a threat that a man uses every avenue to please and tease.???????????????????
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Mischeviouslad
9 years ago
Leave me out of this...... I simply don't know where to start! Although.... I do wonder if he uses 18 year old parts in his fuck machines.
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RHP User
9 years ago
it's like he's on a mission to find new levels of it... His OP reads :- "The fuck machine The question is , How many ladies on RHP ever wanted to try one. Plus how many guys want it in the ass. OK my latest creation has 20 speeds and 4 size girths and has been a big hit with the ladies. Many guys want this as well so I built one for a Mistress that I know as I don't do guys." But now this :- "This question was aimed at the ladies yet the men answer" Lol I knew it wasn't going to be long before he jumped in to swallow his foot lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Slow and sensual, flat out like a fucking machine and Stop. I mean its hard enough to choose the right mode/speed on my vibrators with seven or so. 20? Not as though you are making scones......
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RHP User
9 years ago
I have seen some vids of fuck machines, watching them doesn't do that much for me. But I wonder as these things tend to be so big, bulky and almost ugly in their looks, if they produced a hand held pistol like fuck machine if women and men would see these things in a different light. For as I read this post it seems to me most are not interested but most are happy to pleasure themselves with an inanimate something. Now the fuck machine is just a dildo connected to a rod that does shit itself, no different to your arm and I have seen some that don't just pump and pulse. As always Chev your posts generate some form of anti something from people I don't quite understand from a site I thought would be a little more open to anything. That said it is not my thing
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summer_solstice' Is there anyone here who is actually interested in 20 different speeds? I've never mat a guy with that many, and frankly I don't see the point. ... but maybe everyone has their own optimal tpm - thrills per minute
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custardapples
9 years ago
Chev - love your work !!
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chevtrek
9 years ago
Quoting 'TisonlyI' I have seen some vids of fuck machines, watching them doesn't do that much for me. But I wonder as these things tend to be so big, bulky and almost ugly in their looks, if they produced a hand held pistol like fuck machine if women and men would see these things in a different light. For as I read this post it seems to me most are not interested but most are happy to pleasure themselves with an inanimate something. Now the fuck machine is just a dildo connected to a rod that does shit itself, no different to your arm and I have seen some that don't just pump and pulse. As always Chev your posts generate some form of anti something from people I don't quite understand from a site I thought would be a little more open to anything. That said it is not my thing But note... No man can pound a woman at high speed or as long sofor some women that is the turn on but for others the challenge.Some need this to achieve orgasm as they have not done so before ,remember not all people are the same.On Aussie day I set up a display tent down at the Perth foreshore andthe amount of interest was amazing and I noted it was from the around 30age group plus , some wanted to try it there and then.On the down side more men wanted me to build them one than womenwith orders now reaching 76.I might have to start a small workshop to cover demand so it conclusionothers find it there in thing.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Its more how topics are delivered. Not being closed minded.
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teachme383
9 years ago
I would like to take one for a test drive :)
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lily1970
9 years ago
Can it also mow the damn lawn?? lol
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chevtrek
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summer_solstice'Quoting 'TisonlyI' I have seen some vids of fuck machines, watching them doesn't do that much for me. But I wonder as these things tend to be so big, bulky and almost ugly in their looks, if they produced a hand held pistol like fuck machine if women and men would see these things in a different light. Chev, The fuck machinesThe crossesThe gang bang benchEven pics of ladies on the devices but all were not approved.RHP prudes LOL. How about you post a pic of your machine? (You'll have to include you otherwise I don't think it will approved). Let us make up our minds whether it looks like a turn-on or turn-off.
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RHP User
9 years ago
More popcorn anyone??? Pusscat xxx
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chevtrek
9 years ago
Quoting 'lily1970' Can it also mow the damn lawn?? lol He could tie you up and go mow the lawn andthat would drown out you scream OMG.Trust me when a gal discovers new levels ofpleasure she does scream loud.
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
Find a tradie that can play the drumsGive him 2 dildos and some lube and you have a 3 way.One dildo and lube and you have DP or DV. I got those forearms in my images from constant repetitious heavy work using hand tools.I can operate a didlo at high speed longer then I can operate my cock and no sore arm, Ill never get wank arm that's for sure. For DP I do the anal and dildo in the vagina and then keep going with that till the had enough.Easier on their back but can be done from the rear just a bit hard on the shoulder reaching back and thrusting it under me. 3 way, she takes my cock in the mouth and I use the 2 dildos on the rear and vagina.She has to reach back and keep her cheeks spread because my hands are busy. Its just like drumming, not easy while getting your cock sucked too it requires some concentration.And you can mix it up, slow in the rear and faster in the vagina, whatever gets them to rise up.Alternating or together as it progresses. Only done it with longer term partners.At some point near climax they stall on the oral and have to reach down and give the head a little push to remind them to keep at it which they do. So give it a go.Any guy that uses hand tools all day.Not some guy who jerks a few weight and rides a bike to the office, might look buff but its all marshmallow. Find a guy who pounds with hand tools for 38 hrs a week all day and has a sense of rhythm and you got yourself a fuck machine.And best of all its a real man doing it and not just a machine and you only have to have one guy in your bed. And if you don't have dildos just head down the supermarket and size up a couple of fresh zucchinis and let them warm up after washing them well.One GF was a regular veg shopper, she got a larger and smaller one for the rear and preferred that. Good thing about them is you can choose the size you want that evening and not always the same one.I spot them in the veg section holding the zucchini in their hand for just a few seconds too long sizing it up.Busted.
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Haleakala
9 years ago
Are you just putting dildos on a reciprocating saw? Got to.day I've always.fancied a go on a Monkey Rocker. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Your saying that RHP, a site for and about sex, would not allow a picture of you holding your variable speed dildo fucker from Bunnings, but it was perfectly fine to "set up a display at Perth foreshore"? And ppl wanted to try it then and there!? I honestly think you dream up bullshit to post here to get a rise out of ppl. Particularly men so that you can critisise them. Are you threatened by other men? Is that why you have to be the master of all women, better than any other man? Maybe your boyfriend left you for a younger guy, Im not sure what it is, but it seems pretty apparent you have issues with other men. On a side note, I didnt even know Perth had a foreshore! Learn something new every day. - Posted from rhpmobile
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chevtrek
9 years ago
I have one of those.No the motor is from JapanThe box from JaycarFibre fly wheel from Plastic plus.Dildo from China.Assemble with other parts.
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Mischeviouslad
9 years ago
Im wondering..... ......as these are products are manufactured for sale in Australia.... you'd obviously be compliant to Australian Consumer Law (ACL) with respect to the mandatory safety requirements as listed under the Competition and Consumer Act 2010 (CCA). Just be aware of what you're actually doing.
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MrMechanic
9 years ago
Already approved for sale
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Im wondering..... ......as these are products are manufactured for sale in Australia.... you'd obviously be compliant to Australian Consumer Law (ACL) with respect to the mandatory safety requirements as listed under the Competition and Consumer Act 2010 (CCA). Just be aware of what you're actually doing. I looked for a relevant safety standard or ADR applicable to sex machines but couldn't find one - I guess you've got the reporting requirement if someone fucks themselves to death using your machine, but besides that all I could see is the general requirements that your machine must be fit for purpose, and you could be liable if someone injures themselves using it. There isn't a "tick", CE or similar program for fuck toys that I know of. (I'd be interested to know what you were referring too as I have some projects moving towards commercial manufacture)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summer_solstice' How many of you DO want it in the ass, hmmm? Pegging is haaawwt!
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RHP User
9 years ago
This Thermodyne derivative, is it a B43 - 15S Quadbox or a B61 - 25S Quadbox???, and does it come with diff lock and cross locks ? Kidding, ..... it isn't a Mack really - coz it is electric powered - it is just built like a Mack truck, coz anything less and she'll literally fuck it..... correct ?
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RHP User
9 years ago
My man is a genuine organic fuck machine lol 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Always wanted to try one to be honest 🙊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I've been watching videos and it's made me very horney .. If any girls have a fuck machine and want to play plsssssssss msg me .. I want to be fucked hard and play with another girl ... Anyone ????? Yummy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Chev, love it when my lady rides her Sybian, some of the best sessions ever, great blow jobs. Always see it has the warm up to more fun. I do believe alot of women dont know there orgasmic potential, what a machine can do is help them discover there potential. Have had a number of ladies get jelly legs from the Sybian, keep up the good work. Chev
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RHP User
9 years ago
Most sex toys are sold as a novelty. You will see this on most packaging. I believe this is how they avoid the compliance issues.
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chevtrek
9 years ago
At one party I had 4 ladies wanting to try and they did.All 4 loved it as it made them cum hard with new sensationsthey have never felt before.At the second party it was strange as I only had 2 wanting totry it.What was strange was that it tickled her and she wriggled and had fits of laughter right from the very start.That was even a first for me but I got a laugh out of it to.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ours is great. We love it. Got from overseas ... Actually we bought two as one control box crapped itself. But we love it. If we could replace the control box in australia we would. We change attachments for mood and him as well as myself. Its great when hubby is hot for some ass action and we cant find someone when i am at work.
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