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The old 'give me your email address' scam for newbs

June 03 2013

So here I am for all of five minutes, and still trying to work out how to spell hard words like 'sex' and 'hot' when I see this delightful profile, so I send a message. And to my surprise, I get this lovely message back basically saying that although I have not photo up I am the handsomest devil since Brad Pitt, and if I just send her an email to her private email address, telling her exactly what I wanted she would bang me till the blood ran out my ears, send back the hottest photos in the s hemisphere, and make the best pappardelle with duck ragu in the world.This made me feel very proud, and I walked around smiling to myself and wondering if I should tie a bucket full of water to the end of my dick to stretch it a little, but still, I was a bit cautious because (a) websites like this always warn you against breaking security too early and (b) someone as special as she seemed to be is unlikely to start shagging complete and geriatric strangers. So I did nothing for 12 hours, and what do you know? The message had evaporated and so was her profile.Obviously she was either so overcome by the rumours she had heard about the bucket of water she spontaneously combusted, or she (if it was a she, or indeed a person) was bullshitting.I am trying hard to maintain my self esteem, but I think bullshit wins.

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Mischeviouslad

12 years ago

So.... after the scamming email reply came in.... did you take another look at the photo and see any clues in its fakery?DG

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RHP User

12 years ago

Do you do that trick at parties kingoftheroad? Good pick up by the way, I am glad you weren't fooled.

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On_Safari

12 years ago

To RHP where every fantasy may turn out to be completely unreal. Hang in there, some of us are flesh n blood.- Posted from rhpmobile

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12 years ago

DG: only that it was too much of a simplistic wet dream fantasy - you know, 'tell me exactly what you want, down to the electrical squid'. And and and s/he/it was running the old 'one day sale' shtick - you know, the answer quick cos the offer won't last. An offer that won't last always benefits the offeror. Meeka: fuck no. At parties a little style and aesthetic edge is desirable so I use one of those great big old fashioned milk churns full of water: makes my eyes water a little but really impresses the girls, especially with the bricks on the scrotum. Is this the correct syntax for replies? The heading and all?

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RHP User

12 years ago

Safari: thanks for the kind words. I have vaguely pleasant memories of Gladstone many years ago. You know if you moved to Sydney you would find a much nicer cohort of men...

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RHP User

12 years ago

i wonder.....why, in all the time we've been here.....we haven't had one of these 'fake' profiles contact us? why? even when I was single and here, I never saw one....I feel gypped! wont someone fake me/us? please....????lol

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RHP User

12 years ago

perspicacious is a word you know how to spell too.

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RHP User

12 years ago

I Never give out an Email address.In the technological age its not wise to give it to anyone you don't know well. You would be surprised how much other information can be gleaned from it by someone with nothing but time on their hands and the latest backtracking software.I find no excuses acceptable when it comes to not having profile pictures here. Where there is a Will There is a Way!Thankfully you were savvy enough to have dodged a Pixel Bullet

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On_Safari

12 years ago

Trust me dear, I know what you're refering to and I don't slum it. My friends are quite high quality in many areas. Am sorry but not just any cock will do.....call me a snob.

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RHP User

12 years ago

If it looks like a dick, sounds like a duck, it probably is a

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RHP User

12 years ago

Ours was called 'Annabel' and she found us after a short time after joining. In our naivety, we thought that actually, this lovely lady was really interested in us. It wasn't until we called her fake number that we realised that Annabel was a figment of someone's imagination... I think now that Annabel was a teenage boy with his hands down his pants! Still, it got our juices flowing - and that is a happy thing :-)- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Thanks for the smile on my dial this morning king :)

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RHP User

12 years ago

Not sure why my perspicacity is in issue, or if I am being given an obscure serve, or if my computer has started generating strange messages all of its own. Thanks for your concern.

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Mischeviouslad

12 years ago

Quoting 'mikeandshel' i wonder.....why, in all the time we've been here.....we haven't had one of these 'fake' profiles contact us? why? even when I was single and here, I never saw one....I feel gypped! wont someone fake me/us? please....????lol Thats because the fakes dont send out contacts.... they dont have to.Load a pic lifted off the internet or covertly taken of some stranger, load a profile with overtly sexual suggestions for all and sundry to apply within.......and wait.Why?Buggered if I know where the thrill in receiving 874590 emails from guys offering their cock as if they're doing you a favour or a valuable community services is.DG

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RHP User

12 years ago

1).A 20 year old porn star looking lady who's age preference is 40-652).I am currently in Somalia but will be back to Australia in a couple of weeks.3).An email giving you their contact details (if you reply they will send you points 4 ,5, 6 and 7 to your email account)4).You are the winner of $20 million send $1000 US to collect your winnings.5).You are the sole beneficiary of $50 million or i need your help to transfer $50,000,000 from a deceased estate 6).Viagra delivered world wide7).Cobra insurance,fix you air conditioning,lend you money,Canadian pharma ectYes they "got me" !

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