M49
The opening
August 25 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
paintme, remember that young guy at the Opera Bar who we called Raj? I can't remember what he said, but it was so bad we ended up talking to him for quite some time.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' paintme, remember that young guy at the Opera Bar who we called Raj? I can't remember what he said, but it was so bad we ended up talking to him for quite some time. about us being hot ... I'm sure that was AFTER I licked the champagne off your leg ...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Him just asking if we were up for it. He was what, 18?
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RHP User
11 years ago
but not brave enough ... Amicus, Your line at the last Sydney M&G must have been ok ...
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RHP User
11 years ago
I had a line at the Sydney M&G?
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
OK..... Im going to open up the closely guarded vault on this one, and give the absolute best, foolproof, fail safe line to use on ANY women you see.Are you ready....?"Hi" {smile}Lines dont work. If they did, every guy on ther planet would use one line and be effective on all women..... and clearly, thats not the case. Dont overcomplicate things.You say you already connect once you've gotten past the introductions and entered into conversation, so..... get to that stage through a simple greeting, an introduction, and a reason for choosing HER to talk to.DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Lines dont work. If they did, every guy on ther planet would use one line and be effective on all women..... and clearly, thats not the case. Dont overcomplicate things.You say you already connect once you've gotten past the introductions and entered into conversation, so..... get to that stage through a simple greeting, an introduction, and a reason for choosing HER to talk to.DG Thanks for the advice DG,I use "Hi" {smile} because I don't have anything better... it falls down if you don't have a followup with the "Hi" {smile} in return :)Whilst this thread may seem like fishing I only raised it because it seems that whilst lines shouldn't work, as you mention, they sometimes seem to or at least people seem to think they do.Also at least 2 women I know are suckers for fake flaky lines.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' "Hi" {smile} I was going to name that one as my favourite.
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RHP User
11 years ago
If so they would of asked for her ph # so they could text her, or facebook username so they could friend her, or twitter acct so they could tweet to her (actually I give more credence to the twits on twitter than facebook), that's all they do these days.No lines required, depends on wtwp, that's what time what place for me. Think on the spot, off the cuff, lines are for losers, and losers do lines
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' OK..... Im going to open up the closely guarded vault on this one, and give the absolute best, foolproof, fail safe line to use on ANY women you see.Are you ready....?"Hi" {smile}Lines dont work. If they did, every guy on ther planet would use one line and be effective on all women..... and clearly, thats not the case. Dont overcomplicate things.You say you already connect once you've gotten past the introductions and entered into conversation, so..... get to that stage through a simple greeting, an introduction, and a reason for choosing HER to talk to.DG Are you getting all soft and generous? You've not shared any of your secrets before ... Are you really sure you want to share them? I'm thinking you should patent this one. It really is unique creative content ... *tongue firmly planted in cheek ... mmmm feels nice too ... might bite it a little ... OOPS SORRY! THINKING OUT LOUD!!! How embarassment*
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RHP User
11 years ago
So its context, no single situation will work.I have met someone off the beach and that was as simple as hey wanna come back to my place after a hi as I was walking to the surf and seeing them on the way back.So cute anicdotal things which happened at that moment or moments before.No one thing will work, just be honest, open and go for it. if it doesn't work meh try again!
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
DG
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madotara69
11 years ago
my face is leaving in quarter of an hour and I would like you to be on itMado
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' DG Are you winking at me.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lines do work........ if you say them in a way that is obvious that you think they are cheesy. For example this is a line that works for me. I also move my eye brows up and down as part of the delivery. Hello............. come here often.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Are you pointing somewhere in particular when you say that? Like..... Inside you?! LOL DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now you would get a slap for that! Aww for you my special friend I would say..... mmmm let me think. Hi DG {smile prettily} Do you have any plastic inside you? No?? {feign shock} Would you like some?. Moowahahaha!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hi DG {smile prettily} Would you like to come over for a Sunday ........... roast. Ahhh... must be close to bed time. I am cracking myself up, surely a sign of delirium.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nice pants...... can I talk you out of them. {wildly wiggle your eye brows up & down whilst twirling your moustache}I am not actually this tall, I am just sitting on my wallet. Bond. James Bond. You must be Jamaican, because you are Jamaican me crazy! Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? My personal fav......... "did it hurt when you fell out of heaven" awwwwwww
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RHP User
11 years ago
off, I know, but heck.. I was drunk... "Lady, I would suck your sh^^ to a point, and stab myself to death with it.. just tell me when..." I tried that a few times.. once, the lady looked horrified.. then bent over laughing... she came up and chatted later.. we became great friends for the months I was in camp with her.. not lovers... just great friends.. point is... "It is all in the delivery of a line..." I never said it in a sleezy manner with her.. as sleezy or sick as it might sound... I say a lot of shit "Tongue-in-cheek" and sometimes being.. well... different.. works
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hi my name is Brad Hi my name is George Hi my name is Ryan.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
When I ordered a cocktail at a bar and watching the barman make it...The guy next to me leaned over and said"Is that an egg in your cocktail? Looks like a protein shake?"Loved it!My reply "The egg isn't fertilized".FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
Like the direct approach better, I just pinch their arse.
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RHP User
11 years ago
oh that's mesorry Mischevious ... I thought your pick up line was "Are you Ready" ... until I read to the end.Maybe there is a motto is ... always wait till you hear the whole thing.Mind you - could "Are you Ready ?" work as a pick up line ? I might have to give it a try and report back.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Opening lines. Dont they have list of that stuff on line. Print it out keep in your pocket, better still on your phone then you can pretend at least your texting some one.Anyone that needs an opening line will never succeed. But if you want one, this works for me "You are fucken awesome I can smell your pussy from across the room you must be real wet or on your rags or something." Take a moment to burp, got to let her know how drunk you are. Drunk is so sexy for a woman. "I am Mark and shit, I am horny as hell. what the fuck happened to you face." close one eye so you can see and lean forward so she can get a nice sample of your pheromones, find something on her face that you can remember her by. Now that she is totally enthralled you got to give her a moment to to compose her self. So say "I really need to take a dump before I shit my self." turn around and head for the loo.You have primed her so take a moment in the loo, good time to give you self a bit of a tug to get hard. Head back out and remember to wipe your hands on your shirt, make sure she sees, you want her to know that you are clean. "Hey I know you, I remember you from before, I think you are fucken hot." another burp or fart would be good now, shows you are relaxed and confident in your self.If at this stage she smiles I guaranty you you will get fucked.Works for me every time.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Feels natural for me to catch her eye' smile, give a friendly hi ' and take it from there.
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