bonefide

bonefide

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The question or questions on everybody’s lips

November 06 2019

How does one get their hands on a RHP ruler ?????Is it a secret society that only has them like the Stonemasons, or Templar Knight,(ordain of course).What are the true facts of the RHP ruler ??Is it such a mystery like a unicorn or a fair dinkum bloke, ???Are they one off use Throw away Gold silver or even diamond encrusted or simply wooden :)Can one make one or order one on line ?? Maybe it has to be handed down through the ages to selected tool handlers ????Why oh why is it so hard to get a grip of this item Must u be certified ???Is there a night course perhaps???Maybe it has a age range u must be within ???Is it operated by one person or a group of skilled handlers ??? Will one size fit all.Once measuring has taken place, is it then sent away for verification or will or can a witness be selected from any forum be adequate, ???

Comments

  • Lullah

    Lullah

    5 years ago

    I am wondering how long this ruler actually is. It seems to me that the RHP ruler may be a bit like various drill bit sizes.

  • Lullah

    Lullah

    5 years ago

    maybe it's as big as King Arthur's legendary sword Excalibar and made out of silver or steel. Speaking of swords when it comes to a mans trusty sword I think any measuring would need to be done when they are erect and ready for battle. 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    It’s a tape, so you can “measure” the circumference as well. The first 15cm are marked as inches so 8cm = 8 inches. After the cm it switches to dress sizes but only goes to size 10, after that all measurements are size 10. It also measures height up to about 5’ 9” which actually measures 6’, all measurements after 5’9” are simply referred to as over 6’ Metric is spurned as being far to accurate.

  • sweetpussy4u

    sweetpussy4u

    5 years ago

    Brilliantly written. We always assumed it was a magic ruler. Sort of like how the camera adds 10 pounds.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Wait a minute... Are you telling me all these 9 inch cocks offering to pound me all night long might not be real? Oh be still my relieved lady flower.

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    5 years ago

    The famous deodorant can, is a poor mans measuring instrument, ??? And naturally this is just a assumption: u couldn’t fold it around to measure circumference, no matter what deodorant can or brand u use :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    It’s probably a Coles mini

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    5 years ago

    The jury is still out, however don’t “rule” out that some measurement are accurate. Depending on who u speak too of course.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I’m sure everybody’s taking correct measurements, the ruler probably just got cold and shrank.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    5 years ago

    LMFAO, it's in every home! An empty toilet roll. 😂😅😂 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Do you lube it first before you insert it, or does it slide right in ?

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    5 years ago

    Foxy as abundant as they are, are all toilet rolls of a global UN sanctioned size ????Meaning RHP comparable :)

  • aldus1

    aldus1

    5 years ago

    I was taught at school, ok an English school, a ruler is a king, queen, president ............, a rule is what one measures with :-))) Ok waiting to get shot down in flames 🤣🤣🤣

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Aldus1, my mother was raised in England and alway spoke properly and pulled us kids up on stuff like that, so I’m not going to shoot you down but I don’t like it either 🖕🏼😂🖕🏼

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Oh crap, by the way it’s Ms Phoenix speaking but I keep forgetting to sign off, lol. Sorry Mr Dragon xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    The toilet roll guide isn't what it used to be... We use king size rolls at home... 🍑

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    5 years ago

    Many have our favorite tools that we can't bear to part with. The saw that's rusty, the hammer that has the worn handle. The square that's gone slightly out of square. The level that isn't quite level but you know where the bubble has to be for it to be right. Well, the OP boils down to this. Some fuckers have their favorite tape measure. Seen years of service, many projects done right with it. But the ends of these things have a hard life, getting jammed, hit with things until the tip shears off. But a bit of maintenance, trim it down to a less worn bit where you know how much is missing, restick the hook bit on with a pop rivet and it's good for another few years and then repeat the process when it bigger a up again. First time, you know you cut 50mm of the end so measure and add the 50. Second time t breaks, another 50 gets sliced off and so you add 100. It's plain to me, a lot of men on here have gotten new tape measures at some stage, maybe for father's day or birthday, probably by the wife truth be known. Just habit l guess that you fuckers can't break routine and obvious that they had their old trusty tapes for far too long when they measure their dicks with the new one when the wifes out and habitually add 100 or 150mm to the measure.......

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    5 years ago

    So in cold or inclement temps u should give it a good rub, or a few pumps, to get accurate measurement.

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    5 years ago

    Isn’t the theory that a craftsman never blames the tool :). Also I’ve heard always measure twice. TFIF. Have a great weekend.

  • farmerjack

    farmerjack

    5 years ago

    I use the rule of thumb short and thick or the alternative is fitters feel as the standard measure just doesn’t add up

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Vernier calipers 🍑 👌

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    5 years ago

    Yep accurate no dougt, however they look very very dangerous around, near, or under control of a novice whilst attempting to confirm said equipment/tool length. Many tools in many sheds have been misused or incorrectly operated by tool operators