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The rum in my glass is nearly gone...

May 07 2013

I'm flicking hopefully though profiles, reading all the nice words and looking at the pretty pink pictures. I can feel my eyes darting from one spot on my crystal image producer to the next. My right finger clicks up and down on the little plastic mound on my desk. My second finger scrolls the little wheel in the plastic mound that has a spooky resemblance to a firm clit. Screens filled with desire flow past my eyes..The night is moving on..Then I stop at a profile. "I must send this woman one of those flirty things!.."Clicking, I find the menu item and activate the options. But where is the "Your hovercraft is full of eels" flirt? Clearly this is the correct flirt for this wonderful form now in front of me. But I do not have this choice..What other movie/tv line do you think would make a good flirt here?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    How about: "Here's looking at you kid." (Casablanca) "Go ahead, make my day." (Dirty Harry) "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining) "Hello gorgeous" (Funny girl) Or of you're feeling less classy: "Say hello to my little friend." (Scarface) "Do I make you horny, baby?" (Austin Powers) As a reply I would send you: "You talkin' to me?" (Taxi driver) "What we've got here is a failure to communicate." (Cool hand Luke) "No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly." (Gone with the wind) "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" (Pride and prejudice) Or my personal fave: "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" (Planet of the apes)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Any excuse not study.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    LRE that you must have had a fckn HUGE class of rum... Which of course.. I fully understand it.. You know.. I was talking to God one day.. and Bundaberg come up in the discussions.. God himself told me.. he personally made (DNA manipulation) sugar cane to grow in bundaberg.. PURELY to make it easier for the Rum making facilities there to have better access to it!! True Story..

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "Mind if I get drunk with you?"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    saw your pink bits, can I dive into them with my big knob, as soon as the rum wears off?   like the last text I just got   wanna meet, all I want is a blow job in the front seat of mycar   I am just leaving now, I can hardly wait......................

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    for quality flirt material...."You are a smelly pirate hooker.""I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.""I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.""What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.""How are you? You look awfully nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time..."

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    For posts with a date on the movie... (@paintme)@Devious Watch out, you'll have Mossad after you..@Cavey Bundy tastes like rubber, this was Sailor Jerry. If you can't enjoy a spirit neat (or maybe with a little ice and spoon of water), then leave it on the shelf in the shop. I know no one who will drink Bundy neat. I do love their Ginger beer though ~laughs~

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'LittleRedEngine' @Cavey Bundy tastes like rubber, this was Sailor Jerry. If you can't enjoy a spirit neat (or maybe with a little ice and spoon of water), then leave it on the shelf in the shop. I know no one who will drink Bundy neat. I do love their Ginger beer though ~laughs~ Bundy Rum is an evil drink *shudder*. Can't stand the taste, or smell of it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "You got a purty mouth...why don't you bend over and squeel like a pig." Deliverance 1972 "Me so horny. Me love you long time." Full metal jacket 1987 "You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.", Leaving Las Vegas 1995

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That's it.. I'm coming over to watch movies with you. Now I'll just sit here and wait for a Coen Bro's quote.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Your post was not approved last time I was though. I think I need to watch that flick too..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You have bewitched me, body and soul. Pride and Prejudice | Fasten your seat-belts, it's going to be a bumpy night.All About Eve | Dot Matrix: Hey! Stop looking up my can! Spaceballs

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Coz thats what I think of you!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    never drunk a drink yet I won't drink straight. Including fckn metho.   I make my own, and bottle it at 54% - store it in the freezer, and drink it straight.   So.. "Smokey and the Bandit" Smokey has declared to Carrie that her CB handle should be "Frog" "I think I will call you Frog" "Why" "Because you are always hopping about... and kinda you are cute, like a frog, and I wanna jump ya"

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Love your pink caboose,,I am really stoked.   When I think of your gorgeousness,well I think I can,I know I can.   There ya go,definitely winners.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' How about: "Here's looking at you kid." (Casablanca) "Go ahead, make my day." (Dirty Harry) "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining) "Hello gorgeous" (Funny girl) Or of you're feeling less classy: "Say hello to my little friend." (Scarface) "Do I make you horny, baby?" (Austin Powers) As a reply I would send you: "You talkin' to me?" (Taxi driver) "What we've got here is a failure to communicate." (Cool hand Luke) "No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly." (Gone with the wind) "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" (Pride and prejudice) Or my personal fave: "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" (Planet of the apes)     Methinks you are Bill Collins love child......

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "As you wish" Princess Bride "He'll keep calling me... he'll keep calling me till I cum over" Ferris Buellers Day Off "Take me to bed or lose me forever" Top Gun

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    That was supposed to be on different lines

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "Smokin!... It's party time, P.A.R.T. Why? Cos I gotta!"

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    it's not the iPad..The bakery interface is broken. iPads post perfectly on other net forums. I'm not sure why they don't fix it as it annoys allot of ppl hear?