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The sock gap
April 08 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have been watching group sex, crawled on all fours into the room and removed socks like a ninja , that's how much I hate socks on naked men :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
There's been a few times I've encountered the sock gap. In the moment, socks stay on only to come down after all the fun and realise... how ridiculous it looks! A few laughs ensue, but yet to experience a super cranky ending...Lesson is, just get those socks off!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Delicious couple ,that was a hoot,the image of have of your ninja strike....fell of me couch laffin'
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MissSarahCurious
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris' I have been watching group sex, crawled on all fours into the room and removed socks like a ninja , that's how much I hate socks on naked men :) I think I love you.xx Sarah
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RHP User
13 years ago
No socks in the bedroom.....completely NOT sexy. Funnily enough many men find the keeping on of thigh high stockings and suspenders sexy on a woman and these are just extended socks.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Certainly not on a first play date, it's a big turn off for me.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I can leave on my stilettos
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RHP User
13 years ago
Haha Delicious, it's been a while since I laughed so hard at a computer screen:) Do women get the ninja treatment too? Also, a related thought. Pulling underwear off with one's teeth can be sexy. Doing the same with socks? Yick.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ahhhhhhhh lovely sock ninja...only one question for you remains? Did you give them back or just wash them all and flog the lot off on eBay? | Considering the heading...this thread had "weird" written all over it. | *bows gracioulsy* ....sayonara sensei.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What about business socks if your doing the business?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Socks only stay on in really bad 70's porn - there is always time to take off the socks - ALWAYS!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have really low blood pressure and therefore get properly cold feet- often to the point where it distracts me in bed ....so socks are often part of my intimate moments...lol...usually not with new playmates though!And does the whole 'socks are not sexy in bed' thing count for us girls too, even if they are really cute pink fluffy ones?
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RHP User
13 years ago
InAdditionTo p'raps you could get some sexy pink bunny ears to match
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RHP User
13 years ago
i wouldnt kick a man out for wearing his socks in my bed i guess im just not fussy Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
and a cotton tail :)Socks- no possibly because it draws attention to feet and Ii am not a fan of feet at all.Cass xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'mooka'Socks only stay on in really bad 70's porn - there is always time to take off the socks - ALWAYS! come on Mooka....we could make really bad 70s porn together all you have to do is....leave your socks on Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
...just a teeny tiny bit twisted, and it's not a fetish at all just something I think is sexy as all get out. Those delicious colourd or print thigh high socks...you could leave those on any time and not get kicked out of bed for eating ......... crackers. | I'm an old softy I guess...I don't mind cold toes against my skin, just as long as it's after. | And if the glow in the dark...it's like lighting up the runway for a smooth landing!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Guilty.....lol Well in the past....have been suitably trained over the years to be sans socks.Now though, it is acceptable for her to wear socks when its cold.....go figure.....bloody females!!Felonius....fairs fair
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just take your shoes and socks off before entering a house its polite, and when the hanky panky begins, you have no need to worry about the sock gap
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RHP User
13 years ago
the sock gap was the difference between the size of one's appendage, and the size of the pair of socks stuffed down there. Maybe that's the Sock Differential..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Manly_McHardon'the sock gap was the difference between the size of one's appendage, and the size of the pair of socks stuffed down there. Maybe that's the Sock Differential.. so how many pairs of socks do you have stuffed down there Greedy McHardon??? Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
I got done once, you'll never catch me with my socks on again. My girlfriend at the time was Irish. Spose it was a balmy night for her but I was freezing. If you've ever heard a delicate Irish rose go off, you'll always remember to take your socks off no matter what the temperature is. She was a beautiful, petite, porcelin, skin beauty with deep burgundy hair....fiery lil thing tho! Would have been handy if the sock ninja was around to save me
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RHP User
13 years ago
The sock gap, spank man, captain subtext and lesbian spank inferno always leave me breathless with laughter.To answer your question, it depends on the socks since the type determines the owner. Thick and woolly usually means the owner is as well. Same for athletic and sports. And a tip for footy fans - keep your socks for the game and not for the bedroom.
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joosedup
13 years ago
Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' i wouldnt kick a man out for wearing his socks in my bed i guess im just not fussy Hugs then we can do it on the floor.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' Quoting 'Manly_McHardon'the sock gap was the difference between the size of one's appendage, and the size of the pair of socks stuffed down there. Maybe that's the Sock Differential.. so how many pairs of socks do you have stuffed down there Greedy McHardon??? Hugs Au Natural!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'fun_n_yng'There's been a few times I've encountered the sock gap. In the moment, socks stay on only to come down after all the fun and realise... how ridiculous it looks! A few laughs ensue, but yet to experience a super cranky ending... Lesson is, just get those socks off!!! Too busy getting my rocks off!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' Quoting 'Manly_McHardon'the sock gap was the difference between the size of one's appendage, and the size of the pair of socks stuffed down there. Maybe that's the Sock Differential.. so how many pairs of socks do you have stuffed down there Greedy McHardon??? Hugs Au Natural! A telephoto lense and ocks are unnessecary.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I need a fuckin' editor.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris' I have been watching group sex, crawled on all fours into the room and removed socks like a ninja , that's how much I hate socks on naked men :) That is awesome! (have to ask, have you ever turned the toilet roll over because it unravels the wrong way? lol)I will admit to being a bit hypocritical on this one. I hate socks left on men but do have a thing about leaving my stockings/suspenders on...
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Tart_Du_Jour
13 years ago
I am going to be boring and suggest that maybe you if you think it's going to approach naked time take your shoes and socks off at the same time. Or take them off at the same time as your underpanties.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You know, incase the husband comes home and you have to run.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I was also thinking you meant the deficit in the pants department when it turns out there was a sock stuffed down there.But of course socks can be sexy! Flight of the Concords:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothingExcept for my socksAnd you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it isIt's business timeAnd cute little white socks on naked girls. I guess I spent a lot of high school looking at girls running around in little white socks and short summer dresses. Reminds me of eating pussy for the first time :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'joosedup' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' i wouldnt kick a man out for wearing his socks in my bed i guess im just not fussy Hugs then we can do it on the floor..... i love the way your mind works Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' Quoting 'Manly_McHardon'the sock gap was the difference between the size of one's appendage, and the size of the pair of socks stuffed down there. Maybe that's the Sock Differential.. so how many pairs of socks do you have stuffed down there Greedy McHardon??? Hugs Au Natural! hubba hubba big boy Hugs
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