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They may take our virginity; but they'll never take our EQUALITY!!!

July 22 2014

Lol yep that sounds kinda fucked as a headline eh?? *mental note forget brave heart as a source of headlines!!* Anyways, what I wanted to broach with you all is yet another very serious topic that has been recycled, over, and over, and over, and over, and over....... *ahem* Ok...serious faces on all I want your opinions on why men are paid more in the workplace than women... No I haven't been reading my latest edition of "Hairy, Chest, and Arse weekly" or even the Woman's Monthly that they call weekly lol could you imagine that eh?? Lol no?? Ok probably better that way....too many strings to pull :p I've just plucked this topic out as I haven't seen it for a bit.... AND... I was contemplating this very subject as I was laying in bed the other night. My theory is.... Women. Are just lazy bitches!!! I mean surely it could be understood and appreciated that as I write this thread; I'm sweating....cos right this minute I've produced some awesome number of sperm by just sitting about thinking; and probably by the time I'm finished writing this thread I'll have made about 10,000 little children to wank out later.... Point is....I'm fucking hard at it....any wonder my rexona is struggling to contain my manly aroma!!! Women....on the other hand; the darling little rose petals....make one egg a month. Just one!!! Now I can understand it if it she'd carefully and meticulously created a whole bunch of those little fuckers!!! But NOOOOOOO, she's born with them for crying out loud!!! So while I'm working overtime at the baby batter factory; she's doing her makeup, powdering her nose, drinking wine while she be having a whine... And women be like "nahhh not this week. I've got Jodie's birthday on Friday; my hair needs doing, and ohhhhh my nails are flaky and my feet!! Don't get me started on my feet girlfriend!!" ........ Now your turn!!! :p - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    While you are busy pumping out baby gravy, my hair is falling out at a rate of knots. I have a lot of it but truly, if you saw the shower drain every morning, you would wonder how I am not bald! I absolutely waste all my time and energy in rejuvenating lost strands.

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    10 years ago

    ...that is all.

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    10 years ago

    time management sir_stir

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Explain the toilet seat dilemma then :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The more hair you lose; the more head you get :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That is the funniest thing I have read all day..... But why do I feel like you've just thrown a hand grenade and are sitting back waiting for the carnage to ensue? Mr R_T PS. Ovulation jokes aren't funny - Period

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I am all outta eggs,been off the lay for a while:-) ....Q very old chooks xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I am all outta eggs,been off the lay for a while:-) ....Q very old chooks xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In my opinion,is highly overrated and as Voltaire said ,it is one of the superstitions of mankind to have imagined that viginity Could be a virtue :-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'sir_stir' The more hair you lose; the more head you get :p - Posted from rhpmobile Don't tell me that, I will be ripping it out by the handfuls!

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    Women produce quality over quantity :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    And the pms is simply a bi-product of selecting the right one eh??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    10 years ago

    Thats easy peasy. Its a Feng Shui principle....women know that when you leave the toilet seat up you are literally "flushing" away all your wealth and thats why we like it down thanks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    It's an emergency water bowl for the dog !!! :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    = Pondering My Selection Bahahahaha! :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Bahahaha any wonder it gives you the shits!!! ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Just ask for attention and you shall receive, no need to conjure up some ridiculous conversation about your sperm and the number of little soldiers you are producing. I understand how hard it must be, working so hard for such little quality 😉 Mary xx

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    Sir-Stir the practical yolker! I just had to pop into egg-splore what all the chirping is about.. I read your first line as .... "Lol yep that sounds kinda fucked as a headLICE eh". *Omelette smarter than I look* Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You asked for this :-p. now we all know women get it right the first time, therefore we only need one egg. Men produce thousands of sperm but only one is needed to fertilise our egg. Doesn't that tell you something :-D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    just saying :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Where would one excercise their brain and creativity with 6 words?? ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    10 years ago

    put tissues or toilet paper on the seat at sir_stirs.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Bahahahaha Cos you never know when the vegemite fairy has struck ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'sir_stir' Bahahaha any wonder it gives you the shits!!! ;) - Posted from rhpmobile No, it gives men the shits, not us!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Now I can understand it if it she'd carefully and meticulously created a whole bunch of those little fuckers!!! But NOOOOOOO, she's born with them for crying out loud!!! Eggxactly!! We are born with them.....you try carting around dozens of eggs your whole life!! Yes you poor thing producing all that sperm then pumping it out on a daily basis thus lightening your load..how HARD it must be

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'kissk' Women produce quality over quantity :P Eggxactly!!

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    10 years ago

    I had never really contemplated the egg verses the sperm bank gender War, but yeah I makes sense ! I had just always thought that men got paid more, because we can fart louder, write our names in pee, laugh at our own jokes, and the ability to admire another mans beer gut without envy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That's all!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A women's work is never done...Maybe that's why they get paid less. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    sitting back with popcorn and watching the carnage fly around nice one stir love your work

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ya dag!! :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But the person who posted it. Sir_stir, you're truly living up to name on this one. Now.....normally if I think a a friend is about to be stayed, I dive in to help regardless of whether he or she is right or wrong, however, I'm gonna set up a nice comfy seat in this one. I think it'll be better than watching TV (or right now.....the view outside the train window). Is that city lights I see??? Woohoo!!! Hello Melbourne!!!