Threesome jokes

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  RHP User

  2 years ago

  Sophie sounds hilarious… not!

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  Rising_Phoenix

  2 years ago

  “Other” good jokes? That’s an awful joke. You think the third person is there for that? Yikes.... Quick, someone redeem this thread! 😆

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  Jokes are subjective. I'm not sure if mine will be funny, but it was a line I'd thought of before: Hey want a threesome with Dwayne Johnson and myself? That way you can be caught between The Rock and a hard place :P

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  A threesome is with 3 people. A foursome is with 4 people. Now I know why folks keep calling me handsome.

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  I organised a threesome by inviting another man, and a woman. Damn don't you hate being rejected by men AND women?

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  MsSuperFoxy

  2 years ago

  Did you hear, two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a threesome. Made me so wet. 💧 Ms Foxy

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  I organised a threesome with some folks I knew. They literally said it was the best sex they had ever had. Mind blowing. They thanked me so much for my effort. I was flattered, I do like arranging things for the benefit of others. Maybe, next time, I'll be one of the three... :P

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  Two maths class dropouts have a threesome.

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  Yep. I was wondering how they came up with the Golden Labradoodle :p

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  FeistyFatty

  2 years ago

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  Man has a threesome with two lawyers. He passes away from a heart attack after an hour, but the threesome lasts all night. Turns out, lawyers don't stop fucking you if you die.

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  sweetnyorkshire

  2 years ago

  There's no point in me having a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parent's.

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  Rising_Phoenix

  2 years ago

  My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said "Her brother has a mustache."

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  Rising_Phoenix

  2 years ago

  What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me. 😅

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  Rising_Phoenix

  2 years ago

  What do you call a threesome in an oasis? A Mirage à trois.

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  Is a threesome counted when I use two hands at once?

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  ChevyMetal

  2 years ago

  For my birthday the other the my two lesbians Brought me this beautiful gold rolex. I think they have misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch

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