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Tips on profile please

February 05 2019

Hi Everyone Just looking for a few tips on My profile.. Be honest 🙏🏻👍🏼 Not having much success on Rhp I know there is lot of competition Many thanks David - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    6 years ago

    Looks fine. Pics are fine, profile wording isn't templated, no Ask Me's. Good luck x

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    6 years ago

    Facts: 1 Personality: 0

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    6 years ago

    I’m not your demographic, but these things stand out Sunglasses and underpants in a bathroom selfie ..... just.... because you’re way cool I guess 😄 Armpit hair And Average, not Athletic Good luck in the zoo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Elaborate on 'playful' Persuasively.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Hairy armpits breed bacteria. Bacteria is the cause of body odor. When you see a big hairy armpit l think of rexona. The only question is what fragrance he rocks. Thought I'd share that.... Nice bod you got rocking though. Though a bit Clarke Kenty in the main pic. Maybe not a bad thing if you turn into superman. I'll be your Lois Lane though you'd need to be superman to fly with me in your armsGood luck

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    ...that should go without saying. If you say them then maybe they are the problem? Say things about yourself that would make you interesting and stand out from the crowd... like for example if you are really into eating live squirming oysters for hours and hours. You know what I mean? Buenos suerte, amigo. ⅽⱮ

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    6 years ago

    You’ve prioritised sex ahead of meeting play full (playful) fun people who like to let their hair down and enjoy them self’s (themselves) it’s ok autocorrect fucks up some of my posts too. You’re making the usual photography errors most do here - try taking pics outside of the bathroom/bedroom to show you’re human and don’t spend most of your day posing in front of your bathroom mirror taking selfies. It’s ok to be clothed and looking sultry 😉 Your profile reads like so many others - nothing hunourous or self-depracating, nothing you can read to gauge character/personality- I suggest you read a few other men’s profiles and look around at your competition. MischievousLad’s might be a good place to start, Cavey and DaredtoSeek if he’s still around. When you’re checking out women’s profiles ask yourself - besides the initial photos of bums and boobs (visual merchandising) - is there anything about how they’ve written their profile (promo material) that gets your mojo going? Humour, charm, intelligence (assuming you read because most blokes here don’t) and guess where that gets them (dick in hand nowhere) and they come to the forum seeking guidance or having a whinge because no one wants to meet them. Every element of your profile is a marketing opportunity however honesty, wit, personality and not focusing on getting laid but expecting to just meet people is a start. People are still people and no ones just going to jump into sex with you because this is a sex site (well not most anyway). I hope that helps you on your journey - if you aren’t prepared to put in the effort on your profile than why would anyone think you’d put in the effort anywhere else? ~ Feel me? Indy

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    6 years ago

    Thumb fight throwdown - bring it! If Charlize is a size 8 send them this way - don’t waste a good pair of kicks. There’s a dear (laughing in a galaxy far, far away) let us know when you grow into adolescence 😇 ~ not flirting with you, Indy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Well what you have written is a bit boring and has a couple of spelling mistakes..important to some not to others..playful not play full..themselves not them selfs. . Think about what makes you interesting,different..why should someone be attracted to you apart from your looks. Not everyone is a wordsmith,but your profile is your advertisement ,make it as interesting as you possibly c an . Good luck Hugs Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Wow Didn’t know we had so many school teachers on here 🙄

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    6 years ago

    Adolescence? A famous person once said.... You’re only young once....but you can be immature indefinitely 😁

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Much better! 👌 Ms Foxy

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    6 years ago

    Just found out first hand why you're not "having any luck" (so cheers for the message) ..... what a self entitled Douche 👎👎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    That's a much better pic. Hugs Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Well you asked and they answered! Just remember the old saying... "Never argue with an idiot as they will drag you down every time and beat you with experience". How can a douche be self-entitled unless....... oh that, I see. FFF you're naughty!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    For thanks ,you are so very welcome.Glad we could help. Head Mistress Q

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    6 years ago

    I think he blocked me 😂😂

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    6 years ago

    First impressions matter - if you get a second shot that impression matters even more. So I visited your profile to see if you took anything onboard only to see....the same thing reshuffled slightly followed by “UPDATE.... Would be nice to find some one to attend swingers events with ...apply within 🙏🏻😊” ...and an earlier post where you’ve made an entitled douche out of yourself via a PM (shakes head) you can lead a horse to water but a horse’s ass will always be a horse’s arse. ~ 😳

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    6 years ago

    But it’s not rocket science 🚀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Looks mighty fine to me 😉