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Toilet roll test...
September 03 2016
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Next time try the Crispy Cream measurement. They say, the bakers dozen theory, has some holes in it. 😁 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Next time try the Crispy Cream measurement. They say, the bakers dozen theory, has some holes in it. 😁 Ms Foxy what if he's trypophobic?
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RHP User
8 years ago
did someone actually ask you to do that?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' There have been one or two discussions on this topic in the past, on these forums. What's more important though: how'd you go? Haven't found a large enough toilet roll yet. I'm thinking of using the cling wrap one but I hate to waste the cling wrap.. lol Wasn't aware this was a discussion topic before. It's new to me. I thought it was funny. And inventive.. lol
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' did someone actually ask you to do that? yep. lol I've had to send photos with a tape measure next to the old fellah too. "shrugs" It's no biggy. Some like to check before hand I guess.
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
someone was just trying to yank yer chain. Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
Nobody's going to admit being able to put an erection inside a bog roll
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RHP User
8 years ago
Well purely for reference and research purposes after a quiet Saturday night at home and a few JD's and coke and watching a bit of porn.......I gave it a test....whilst only condsidering myself average....I couldn't get it in inside.....do I have smaller diameter toilet rolls or do I go to bed feeling good about myself?? :-D
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RHP User
8 years ago
It's a trick. You have to put the toilet roll on BEFORE it's hard. Then it can be done. lol Things to do when you're bored...
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RHP User
8 years ago
If you wan't some light reading, read the endowment thread.Plenty of ways to measure your party frank, RHP methods, random methods, legit methods and the infamous Krispy Kreme method. Oh and more boasting than Putin wrestling a kitten bare shirted in a RSPCA shelter.Enjoy.
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RHP User
8 years ago
any guy whos excited cock would fit into a toilet roll tube? As for asking.....I ( personally ) think its rude. How would that female have reacted if youd asked for a photo of her with a ten inch dildo inside her, just to "check it would fit". Some people get up themselves on here and forget its online dating, not an ego boosting station
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm surprised it matters THAT much to some . Each to their own i suppose .
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lovman8
8 years ago
......then feeling inadequate is not unexpected!
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Quoting 'PoisonIV' I'm surprised it matters THAT much to some . Each to their own i suppose . There are plenty of size queens here - I would be surprized if you haven't seen a few with their comments.Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Adelaide3some' If you wan't some light reading, read the endowment thread.Plenty of ways to measure your party frank, RHP methods, random methods, legit methods and the infamous Krispy Kreme method. Oh and more boasting than Putin wrestling a kitten bare shirted in a RSPCA shelter.Enjoy. Thanks. Very enlightening thread.17 pages though so clearly popular.. lol And superfoxy bloody well invented the test by the sound of it. NOW I know where it originated... Bad superfoxy! Naughty!! lol
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Missb4u
8 years ago
The toilet roll test was about girth... Not length.
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RHP User
8 years ago
When a cock is given a muffintop by a tight fitting toilet roll tube...
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RHP User
8 years ago
You're not wrong about one ex teenage boy...
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' See if I could find any reference online to who invented the toilet roll test. No such luck, the oldest references seem to be from 2010. Surely it must be older than that? I only got so far as the first google page - but there was a result from 2004
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lovman8
8 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' A page talking about the test from 2003, referencing a site about the topic that was mentioned in FHM magazine in 2001. The page from 2003 (lpsg dot com) says this: A toilet paper roll (not a paper towel roll, which is larger) is both shorter and wider than the average penis. Therefore, if (like me-a humble but authentic 8x6, at least if I'm reading a post by Emily Wee) you cannot easily slide the roll down to the base of your penis so that it is sticking out of the other end, then you really do require large (or extra-large) condomsGuys who cannot fit inside a toilet roll, what say you? Do you require (extra-) large condoms? The extra thickness of the condom means I'd never fit!Oh and I'm intelligent too! And re your previous post, I'm pretty sure I tried putting my cock in a toilet roll about 50 years ago.
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Mischeviouslad
8 years ago
The Australia Post tube is where its really at. (Sorry..... my 2c says if you've got the time and inclination to take this test...... you're doing all of the other elements wrong. People don't choose to meet you because you pass the dick toilet roll test.... they choose to meet you because you don't fail the dick head test.)
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Re large or XL condoms.Don't know if there is a "standard" for the manufacture and sizing of condoms. If they, like other items of clothing, are subject to the whims of the manufacturer, then who knows what size might be applicable to anyone. Just as, for example, women's clothing sizes has altered in years to keep the favour of women in general, then is that perhaps possible that condom manufacturers may also use the same formula ? Who is the real authority to say that an 'average', 'large' or 'extra large' condom is the real deal ? Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' The Australia Post tube is where its really at. Only problem with Australia post is it'll get lost or at the very least be late to a meet.
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Letsgetcrazy09
8 years ago
2003 is the earliest date I can find outside of here for such testing ...... I am sure there are earlier references....
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RHP User
8 years ago
Yes... larger size condoms are required. It took me a while to track down a store stocking 60mm ones but I was so relieved once I had them. I had been using smaller ones for years with mixed results haha!
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RHP User
8 years ago
As Mischievouslad said, if you pass the dickhead test, then you are well advanced on your way to some possible shenanigans, whether you can tear open a toilet roll with your todger or not. I consider myself average sized but I know it works, I am comfortable with what I have been born with, I have a reasonably good idea what to do with it, and I get invited back for repeat play times. So I guess from that I must be doing something right somewhere, whether it is the toilet roll test or dickhead test or whatever parameters I have passed that have been set by prospective partners in play.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I got a fist!! Lol :p That won't pass through the post tube, FedEx tube, or any other tube lol Well....maybe that's not entirely accurate cos it's not like I'm the hulk eh? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
yep, I'd go for the Australia Post tube if I were you nice pic
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