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October 28 2014

So one of my housemates has had a string of late night companions come through the house recently. He's your stereotypical young crossfitter, minus the beard, with the bonus of actually being quite funny so it's no surprise he has no trouble arranging these rendezvous. Generally I don't meet the ladies but tonight I happened to pass them in the hall and my housemate felt the need to make an introduction... and that's when it got weird. Upon learning my name she turned to my housemate asking "So, this is him?" she then immediately turned to me and asked "Your the one with the piercings? Can I see them?". All my piercings, to which there are more than a few but less than a dozen, are of the genital variety so I thought it best to deny her request. It turns out my housemate has been picking up women by discussing my genitals. These are women that I've never met and have no connection with, just total strangers. And this is not an isolated incident he says he's been doing it for months. Months in which he's seen a lot more action than I have which I'm not too proud to says kinda bugs me. So ladies I ask you this, if a guy walked up to you and said "Did you know my housemate has 8 genital piercings?", (the actual line according to Kylie or Carrie or whatever her name was) what would you do?

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  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    10 years ago

    You got to give the guy credit OP, he's worked out an ideal conversation starter!!! Much more original than 'Hey, great weather we're having.....' Love his work! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If your housemate has 8 ... how many do you have? Followed by - Are you bi or gay? needing an explanation as to why he has been perving on you! and ... why are you telling me this? I think his disclosure of your genital piercings is a complete invasion of your privacy. Makes me wonder what else he's been disclosing about you without your permission. I can't understand how that line would work unless he was suggesting, in a round about way, that you might be up for a 3some if the girl was interested. After all you are the one with the hardware not him. LG

  • Violetincredible

    Violetincredible

    10 years ago

    I'd fall for it... That is totally fascinating... Maybe you should start using that line... Although you wouldn't be able to say it's you... because ladies would just think it was an excuse to show your doodle to them... And your story would fall apart as soon as you took your knickers off! I don't think you should be angry at your housemate he's just working with what he's got 😉 Xxviolet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I've no issue with him doing it. I give him bonus points for thinking outside the box on that one. I would have appreciated a "Hey. I brought up your piercings in a bar last night and it worked a treat. Do you mind if I tell a bunch of stranger what you're hiding in your budgie smugglers?" just as a courtesy but what's done is done. It's a tad frustrating that he's seemingly discovered the holy grail of pick-up lines and I'm the only one that it doesn't work for. Violet, my story actually does hold up once the pants are off. There really is 8 down there.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'SteeleJ' I've no issue with him doing it. I give him bonus points for thinking outside the box on that one. I would have appreciated a "Hey. I brought up your piercings in a bar last night and it worked a treat. Do you mind if I tell a bunch of stranger what you're hiding in your budgie smugglers?" just as a courtesy but what's done is done. It's a tad frustrating that he's seemingly discovered the holy grail of pick-up lines and I'm the only one that it doesn't work for. Violet, my story actually does hold up once the pants are off. There really is 8 down there. I have only seen a prince albert, and said no way is that going inside of MOI!my girlfriend said one of her female friends had a guy over and said to her, hey my boyfriend has piercings do you want to see she was up for it and said sure, but he got a bit shy so he took it out and then showed her it in the palm of his hand. she said as i did, no way would I have that inside me. its hard enough for me with fingers, I am to sensitive in that area. but horses for courses

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    a stud:-) sorry bad puns are an addiction..If you were female house mates everyone would be appalled....perhaps next time you could say"well no doubt you will soon find out why he feels compelled to talk about MY dick"....He is a dick btwxx Freya

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    someone has to say it and it will be me - I would like to see them myself. If I was whatever her name was, I would have suggested a threesome simply to experience them. I hear they are amazing 😍 Mary (wistfully imaging .....) xx

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Thinking of piercings and I forgot how to spell ... Imagining Mary xx

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    Just tell them next time someone makes an inquiry...."They are VIP*, for VIP's**" and give a little wink. ;) Foxy * Very Important Piercings... ** Very Important Pussy's...

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    That's funny. I don't know if he'd be picking me up with a line like that, but I'd defiantly be wanting to have a look as well.........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Do you mean he's using your piercings as a bit of a conversation starter with these women? If so then I don't really see it as a big deal; you say he brings home a lot of women and I doubt all of them would be there solely on the basis of his housemate having piercings, so he's obviously still got some of his own qualities that are 'sealing the deal' so to speak.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    To answer your question: If a guy walked up to you and said "Did you know my housemate has 8 genital piercings?", what would you do? I'd reply: "Impressive, but aren't you worried about anal tearing?"

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    want to update your profile then it only says you have 5

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    You know......I seriously doubt that anyone would lead in with a comment about his housemates pierced bits. Id expect any woman would think the guy was gay and shagging his housemate if they did that.At the very least, most women would respond with a version of .... "right... so why should I care?!" So to say he's using your piercings to pick up isn't quite true.Sure, he may be discussing it... but its not his full "routine" and the announcement is most definitely not going to be the starting point of a conversation. The guy clearly has more going on. And if you want what he has.... go out with him, observe and listen closely. Because if it was as simple as being all about piercings..... your reputation would precede you and your personality would be irrelevant.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I think it's a pretty cool starter - a little out there, but the fact it's about a third party means the conversation can go a few directions. Considering he's your housemate it would've been nice if he'd told you, or at least said thanks! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    10 years ago

    I would be inquistive and so the conversation would begin and after more beers........well....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You could always start using his pick up line for yourself :-p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    i was the lady he used 'that line on' I'd probably screw up my nose look him up and down and say: "so?" Maybe laugh and also say: "woopy Doo ... Why are you telling me this etc etc... Do you have more or less?" Or better still: "have you got any interesting raised scars" ....well I guess it's a compliment for you - Posted from rhpmobile

  • yankmychain56

    yankmychain56

    10 years ago

    but my dick is NEVER going to be a pin cushion. Makes me shiver at the thought of it.O U C H

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    10 years ago

    Not on line of topic, however I was just thinking aloud and flights come to mind........a bugger if you forgot to take them out....Oh and what about those body scanners........... Lets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    There is no such thing as bad publicity !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If he can pick up because of another's piercings then would it not be so that the actual owner of said pierced member be even more fortunate. I suspect there is more to this tale than meets the eye. If it was the piercing that attracted the ladies would they not be more eager to meet the metallic house mate, rather than disappear into a bed room. Maybe he is doing the rounds of the tattoo and piercing shops. Oh and OP a big slap. When a woman asks for a look see you politely blush and then drop your pants pronto.