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October 28 2014
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Twisted_Mister
10 years ago
You got to give the guy credit OP, he's worked out an ideal conversation starter!!! Much more original than 'Hey, great weather we're having.....' Love his work! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
If your housemate has 8 ... how many do you have? Followed by - Are you bi or gay? needing an explanation as to why he has been perving on you! and ... why are you telling me this? I think his disclosure of your genital piercings is a complete invasion of your privacy. Makes me wonder what else he's been disclosing about you without your permission. I can't understand how that line would work unless he was suggesting, in a round about way, that you might be up for a 3some if the girl was interested. After all you are the one with the hardware not him. LG
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Violetincredible
10 years ago
I'd fall for it... That is totally fascinating... Maybe you should start using that line... Although you wouldn't be able to say it's you... because ladies would just think it was an excuse to show your doodle to them... And your story would fall apart as soon as you took your knickers off! I don't think you should be angry at your housemate he's just working with what he's got 😉 Xxviolet
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RHP User
10 years ago
I've no issue with him doing it. I give him bonus points for thinking outside the box on that one. I would have appreciated a "Hey. I brought up your piercings in a bar last night and it worked a treat. Do you mind if I tell a bunch of stranger what you're hiding in your budgie smugglers?" just as a courtesy but what's done is done. It's a tad frustrating that he's seemingly discovered the holy grail of pick-up lines and I'm the only one that it doesn't work for. Violet, my story actually does hold up once the pants are off. There really is 8 down there.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SteeleJ' I've no issue with him doing it. I give him bonus points for thinking outside the box on that one. I would have appreciated a "Hey. I brought up your piercings in a bar last night and it worked a treat. Do you mind if I tell a bunch of stranger what you're hiding in your budgie smugglers?" just as a courtesy but what's done is done. It's a tad frustrating that he's seemingly discovered the holy grail of pick-up lines and I'm the only one that it doesn't work for. Violet, my story actually does hold up once the pants are off. There really is 8 down there. I have only seen a prince albert, and said no way is that going inside of MOI!my girlfriend said one of her female friends had a guy over and said to her, hey my boyfriend has piercings do you want to see she was up for it and said sure, but he got a bit shy so he took it out and then showed her it in the palm of his hand. she said as i did, no way would I have that inside me. its hard enough for me with fingers, I am to sensitive in that area. but horses for courses
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RHP User
10 years ago
a stud:-) sorry bad puns are an addiction..If you were female house mates everyone would be appalled....perhaps next time you could say"well no doubt you will soon find out why he feels compelled to talk about MY dick"....He is a dick btwxx Freya
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Hottie1
10 years ago
someone has to say it and it will be me - I would like to see them myself. If I was whatever her name was, I would have suggested a threesome simply to experience them. I hear they are amazing 😍 Mary (wistfully imaging .....) xx
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Hottie1
10 years ago
Thinking of piercings and I forgot how to spell ... Imagining Mary xx
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Just tell them next time someone makes an inquiry...."They are VIP*, for VIP's**" and give a little wink. ;) Foxy * Very Important Piercings... ** Very Important Pussy's...
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Lovinit28andKC72
10 years ago
That's funny. I don't know if he'd be picking me up with a line like that, but I'd defiantly be wanting to have a look as well.........
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RHP User
10 years ago
Do you mean he's using your piercings as a bit of a conversation starter with these women? If so then I don't really see it as a big deal; you say he brings home a lot of women and I doubt all of them would be there solely on the basis of his housemate having piercings, so he's obviously still got some of his own qualities that are 'sealing the deal' so to speak.
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RHP User
10 years ago
To answer your question: If a guy walked up to you and said "Did you know my housemate has 8 genital piercings?", what would you do? I'd reply: "Impressive, but aren't you worried about anal tearing?"
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Missb4u
10 years ago
want to update your profile then it only says you have 5
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
You know......I seriously doubt that anyone would lead in with a comment about his housemates pierced bits. Id expect any woman would think the guy was gay and shagging his housemate if they did that.At the very least, most women would respond with a version of .... "right... so why should I care?!" So to say he's using your piercings to pick up isn't quite true.Sure, he may be discussing it... but its not his full "routine" and the announcement is most definitely not going to be the starting point of a conversation. The guy clearly has more going on. And if you want what he has.... go out with him, observe and listen closely. Because if it was as simple as being all about piercings..... your reputation would precede you and your personality would be irrelevant.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think it's a pretty cool starter - a little out there, but the fact it's about a third party means the conversation can go a few directions. Considering he's your housemate it would've been nice if he'd told you, or at least said thanks! - Posted from rhpmobile
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inspirit
10 years ago
I would be inquistive and so the conversation would begin and after more beers........well....
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RHP User
10 years ago
You could always start using his pick up line for yourself :-p
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RHP User
10 years ago
i was the lady he used 'that line on' I'd probably screw up my nose look him up and down and say: "so?" Maybe laugh and also say: "woopy Doo ... Why are you telling me this etc etc... Do you have more or less?" Or better still: "have you got any interesting raised scars" ....well I guess it's a compliment for you - Posted from rhpmobile
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yankmychain56
10 years ago
but my dick is NEVER going to be a pin cushion. Makes me shiver at the thought of it.O U C H
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Letsgetcrazy09
10 years ago
Not on line of topic, however I was just thinking aloud and flights come to mind........a bugger if you forgot to take them out....Oh and what about those body scanners........... Lets
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RHP User
10 years ago
There is no such thing as bad publicity !
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RHP User
10 years ago
If he can pick up because of another's piercings then would it not be so that the actual owner of said pierced member be even more fortunate. I suspect there is more to this tale than meets the eye. If it was the piercing that attracted the ladies would they not be more eager to meet the metallic house mate, rather than disappear into a bed room. Maybe he is doing the rounds of the tattoo and piercing shops. Oh and OP a big slap. When a woman asks for a look see you politely blush and then drop your pants pronto.
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