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Tools of the Trade

January 23 2013

Hi all, got me thinking, that with all the toys and so called equipment on the market like the swing, the vibrating horse harness, Kinbaku to name a few. What MacGyver skills have you utilized around the home, car, outdoors and etc to mimic other toys or been creative to try your own?To get things started, I've used the Swiss Ball, Peanut Ball, TRX to mimic the swing, an actual park swing, the old washing machine (best on a front loader).

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am speechless

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am worried...... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' I am speechless Quoting 'SuperFox' I am worried...... Like, c'mon!!! You trying to tell me after watching movies where they go at it on a washing machine that no one has actually tried it???The use of a swiss ball..aka gym ball was just to change the angle and etc.. plus it was bouncy ;)A TRX is a suspension body weight equipment, used it to mimic those swings for weightlessness.A very interesting feeling of adrenaline, rush, and wind in your hair when on an actual playground swing with the other seated facing you and you are swinging high.I dunno what you 2 are speechless and worried about.... I think you both have a far far far kinkier mind than me :D - Posted from rhpmobile

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    I saw a guy on cam once fucking his pillow...He put his cock in the pillowslip and then doubled over the pillow! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Thinks I can suggest or that I have heard of... Wooden spoon, ping ping paddle Egg beater (no idea why??) Rocking chair The banister Glad wrap (oh boy is that an interesting story!!!!!!!) Clothes pegs Clothes hanger pegs Rope from the garage Chocolate, ice magic. Is that what you mean frisky? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Wasn't there someone who made a fucking machine on the forum? ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • WHY_NOT_LOOK

    WHY_NOT_LOOK

    12 years ago

    Should i tell.... or keep it to myself..... fucking machine you say why notbarbie doll.... why not legs of tables.... most kitchen utensils.... bunnings my favorite shop lately ... danger tape.... bottles cans.... at least these things don't need batteries

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Has to keep some secrets....YEAH? :-) :-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I thought you had combined all those items to create an amazing fucking macine.Sort of like a sexy Heath Robinson contraption.mutters to self,wow I was really looking forward to seeing that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well as it happens I have just about finished a little project (see photo).   I will need thrill seekers to test prior to final painting and assembly.   Does not need batteries.   I built it because it was there to be built ( from plans). What was in it for me?. Well upon final assembly after tracking down various parts on internet, buying of internet, testing my ability to read plans, using wood working skills I didnt no I had. I now have a great sense of achievement, this has actually really helped in other aspects of live.   Ill never use it, I cant tell close friends about it.   It looks O.K. Its functional, does what it should do I think lol. So obviously if interested to go for a ride you can contact me   xxxx

  • Lifes_great

    Lifes_great

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I saw a guy on cam once fucking his pillow...He put his cock in the pillowslip and then doubled over the pillow! xFunlovingxWas she pretty??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Thinks I can suggest or that I have heard of... Wooden spoon, ping ping paddle Egg beater (no idea why??) Rocking chair The banister Glad wrap (oh boy is that an interesting story!!!!!!!) Clothes pegs Clothes hanger pegs Rope from the garage Chocolate, ice magic. Is that what you mean frisky? - Posted from rhpmobile Yeah! Meeka, thats what I mean or the great lengths for some people to actually make a machine..wow!Glad wrap??? gotta hear this one.. Egg beater???? I dunno how.Ice magic never fails as well as pegs and table tennis paddle...Cheers!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Try ringing the local Hospital ER department....They may give you a list of items of "What NOT to use around the home"????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Belt sanders, orbital sanders, floor polishers, steam mop, spa jets, women's purses, donut machines, but try not using the barmix or a whipper snipper

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was living with a radiology student once, She told me on her prac that they showed weird things that have got stuck in people. One was a woman who's vibrator would not come out...my question was, was it still going when she went to the hospital? if so what batteries were she using :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...board game called 'Mouse Trap' in mint condition and a machine that I built after buying the plans off the Rube Goldberg website.If I were into horses and off-track betting, I'd put $100 on the nose of 'Sybian' to win this race.*shrugs*Man....fully devolved.

  • VillainNVixen

    VillainNVixen

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox'Try ringing the local Hospital ER department....They may give you a list of items of "What NOT to use around the home"???? A nurse friend told me the twisty power saving light globes. There was a girl that had stuck one in her gina and it wouldnt come out. She tried to get it out with another one apparently. True story (or so I have been told!!)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    old sex tip''many hands make light work''

  • avidmale

    avidmale

    12 years ago

    Dunno about this one.. they are very fragile.. (light saving globe)Electric toothbrushes girls?Egg beater .. I know we use to have a hand held beater that looked to have a smooth phallic looking handle.. Turning as you go would just add to the aesthetics. PVC pipe?I've always been curious to know if attaching a dildo to a drill would work... Not sure about the rotations though.. How about a jigsaw with same attachment.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Never thought about it but i have a few power tools that could be modified to DrillBuffGrindScrewPoundEven have a matching tool belt If it aint blue, it wont do

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Does everything....multi skilled tool!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've used deoderant / hairspray cans when in a pinch.....also had guys use wine bottles when they've shot their load before I'm finished

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Have any ladies and men (dont want to discriminate now do I) tried the sucking thingy-me-bob!They use it on nipples and clits only (well, hopefully).Does it work, or would u just use it to help the guy locate it...lol!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...impact drills from Hitachi are pretty hot, lifetime warranty and the battery life is pretty amazing considering it's a multipurpose tool that every DIY homeowner really should purchase.You'll have to write to them directly about the other attachments if you buy it from Bunnings.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    lets see now ... neck of a corona bottle in the pussy... neck of a jack daniels bottle 1 in my pussy 1 in my ass.. roll on stick... end of a water pistol, Im sure I have required other tools .... might have to think some more..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'friskyeatin' Have any ladies and men (dont want to discriminate now do I) tried the sucking thingy-me-bob!They use it on nipples and clits only (well, hopefully).Does it work, or would u just use it to help the guy locate it...lol! LMFAO Are you talking about a vacuum cleaner?????? Maybe try that on your penis and see what it's like???

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Tit_Tap_Blow' Dunno about this one.. they are very fragile.. (light saving globe)Electric toothbrushes girls?Egg beater .. I know we use to have a hand held beater that looked to have a smooth phallic looking handle.. Turning as you go would just add to the aesthetics. PVC pipe?I've always been curious to know if attaching a dildo to a drill would work... Not sure about the rotations though.. How about a jigsaw with same attachment. A battery operated reciprocating saw, trigger speed control. So I have been led to believe Still worth trying with whatever you see as a potential hit, amongst the LadiesIt is good to see, keep up the good work Tip TapMado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox' Quoting 'friskyeatin' Have any ladies and men (dont want to discriminate now do I) tried the sucking thingy-me-bob!They use it on nipples and clits only (well, hopefully).Does it work, or would u just use it to help the guy locate it...lol! LMFAO Are you talking about a vacuum cleaner?????? Maybe try that on your penis and see what it's like??? You know the little hand held vacuum? it has a rubber ball in the end which u squeeze and it build suction. A bigger version of the old eye drop thingy...Geez! Vacuum, that's a little hard core.. Bagless or not bagless???? LOL HEPA filter or not HEPA filter LOL!!!!Give u an inch superfox, and you just dig me a deeper hole :D Cheers !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23' I've used deoderant / hairspray cans when in a pinch.....also had guys use wine bottles when they've shot their load before I'm finished that's a pity on the early finish, but great improvisation Lady Dragon... I'd be sure to bring 2 bottles of wine when we meet. Just to drink from though