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Toy Boy search....

September 06 2012

A position has recently become available.... of Toy Boy/Play pal/Fuck buddy or whatever! I've checked the new Toy Boy search but haven't found a suitable match. Though I'd put it out there. Now this is what I want..... Age: preferably between 27 and 38. Bigger than me! at least 6 foot. I want to feel small for a change. At least 80kg! Location: Southern suburbs of Melbourne, Strong, but not too ripped! Good looking, sexy, adventurous in bed, passionate, and playful with a view to ongoing friendship in and out of the bed. Hair on head a bonus, as is a penis! Interviewing now. Previous applicants need not apply! ..... Is that all too much to ask? Probably, but let's see what happens! Mrs Fuckmonkey xxx

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RHP User

12 years ago

Didn't match the criteria =\ opps. if there's anyone else looking for a toy boy though feel free to get in touch..P.S. - Sorry for Hijacking Mrs. fuckmonkey

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RHP User

12 years ago

you will have the 18 to 27 set screaming discrimination now...lol Anyway your post will be a good way of attracting attention, possiblynot the attention you want, but......I can't believe you can't find one, there's like a bazillion gajillion of em here.Cheers Felonious

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playful4u

12 years ago

You guys have a great main profile pic, just love it, lol.

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RHP User

12 years ago

... we'll be hocking off our unwanted furniture on these forums, and looking for homes for stray animals

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RHP User

12 years ago

This is gold... Good luck, I'm sure you'll have an overwhelming number of applicants for this position. Very hot profile :)

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RHP User

12 years ago

Each to their own! I'm not interested in Toyboi's, do prefer a bit of age in my men..

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RHP User

12 years ago

Stating all these things that at least 98% of guys ( and girls ) on here are not' immediately put all the not so ideal people on the outer .. At the time of writing' and I hav'nt taken time to look at your profile ' but after reading your post I can only assume you must be another Angela Jolie... or similar... ? Lets face it, most people on here are average with the select few who are above.. If you are in the few who are above, then you can afford to be choosey.. But if you are average like the majority, settling for the same cant be a bad thing...Fotuneately' I'm amoung the 2% above... LOL PS... now I'll check you out.. Cheers Jay...

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RHP User

12 years ago

Could only view 2 pics' and that was of Mr... anyway' good luck.. hope you get what you want.... Jay

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RHP User

12 years ago

And kindly step out of the way of the horny stampede to get at ya. application should be: wanted for the bold and the beautiful one Greek god They are here a plenty, but most do not actually morph from a cyber creation into a real person. I am sure you will do just fine.

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fuckmonkeys

12 years ago

Not my intention at all. In fact my tongue was slightly in my cheek when I composed this (I would think that was obvious). I already have a handsome, sexy, intelligent husband who is great in bed! So why would I settle for anything less in a playpal? Hey, at least I didn't specify "must be well hung"! lol

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'fuckmonkeys' Not my intention at all. In fact my tongue was slightly in my cheek when I composed this (I would think that was obvious). I already have a handsome, sexy, intelligent husband who is great in bed! So why would I settle for anything less in a playpal? Hey, at least I didn't specify "must be well hung"! lol I just think they are all jealous of Mr fuck monkey! He get to have you whenever he wants!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Who did you upset? You guys must be new....lolIt's your right to pick whom ever you please.I didn't see too much vitriol.Cheers Felonius

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RHP User

12 years ago

OP did you know that you can now search for toyboys with "hot hard bodies" on here? Everyweek when I have logged it the toyboy search appears first and its driving me crazy. Why would I want a toyboy when I have a rhino!!!! Pusscat xxx

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RHP User

12 years ago

30 years old 6ft 2 and weigh 110 kilo not to ripped ;) Love to eat pusssy for hours and well hung.... check me out :)

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