RHP

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Toys

February 25 2012

This is a question for women and men who like using dildos/vibrators on themselves. 1. What is your favourite toy and why? 2. If you could envisage your perfect toy, what would it be/look like?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Never use them, can't quite get the sensation I want. May be I'm using them wrong???!   However was introduced to the "rope" many years ago on one of those outdoor training facilities... I had to climb it. My god the feeling of it rubbing between my thighs as I tried to reach the top was mind blowing, actually I don't think I made it to the top. I have a pole now, does the job but I must admit a nice long rope suspended from the ceiling with the occassional knot in it along the way would be heaven.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If I could invent my own My favourite toy would look like you James. Bring that big grin over here buddy and let's wrestle to see who's gunna make who whimper. :)) Sex toys are heaps of fun but usually I only use them when I have company. It's more animated, unpredictable and interactive that way. But I think I'd be able to find a way to have my sex toy invention and eat it too. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Man verses machine Bear Grills down under? or would that be Bear Grills goes down under? I am not into sex toys though I have a small vibrator but do not stick it in me. My pussy is a sensitive lil critter and does not like to much plastic fantastic, I prefer to let my fingers do the walking.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    a man, with a vibrating growth that happens to rub right on my clitoris oh and if he had a dial........for me to go up to 11....that would be special and I would throw alllll my other toys away I think

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Stalky, a James toy. Wow, when you shove it up your ass does it stop talking. LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I thought you appreciated my pointless comments Meeks :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Pray tell, why oh why would you want a plastic version of me...surely that would only end in a degree of pain and a bashed prostate? :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Can I have a James toy too? Yum!   I prefer to have someone else control my toys, it adds to the sensations when someone else is in control of it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    When you both suggest a "James Toy"...are you referring to a blow-up doll or just a vibrating penis....?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    uuuhhhh DG.....that would be called a cockring with a vibrating appendage......usually start at about $20.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    you're a little behind the times on that one chilli.....they're great fun turning them on at the most inappropriate times ;-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...and save your money for something else besides another mind-blitzing clit-numbing vibrator. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'But I can't wait to have my man ask me to insert one of those remote controlled eggs right before we go out to dinner together | Just make sure that he has a very deep and growly voice that he can control, can speak a couple of languages, gets the waiter to give you a table that is secluded...and for chrissake, wear undies. | You do know an iPhone can set those things off? | | No, not the egg...and definitely not clit numbing. Mind blitzing works just fine.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...would be Charlize Theron and I am happy to share.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    that expertly use two fantastic toys when I am horny and home alone! One is like this egg shaped thing with a hole in the middle so you can hold it against your clit and it vibrates - right hand. And the other (usually in the left hand) is the G-spot vibrator - has this lovely bend so it hits you in g heaven every time....Both have varying vibrating strengths and rhythms. Oh, but I'd like to try the James toy tooo ;) Fight ya for it.....J xx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Great question... I think for me, the perfect toy is one you could really customise and chop and change depending on your mood. Sometimes, a girl wants it hard and fast...and other times, she has all the time in the world .....so long and slow and gentle wins the day. And the level of vibration is sooooo important...not enough buzz and you're left with a mildly annoying tingle between your legs....but too much and you can't feel your clit for the next 7-10 days...where's the fun in that eh? A little twisty dial just isn't precise enough so an ingenious way of setting your vibe to 'practically perfect in every way' sounds like just the ticket for me. oh, and it would need to be quiet because let's be frank here, I make enough noise for both man and machine. Nuff said. Mrs Addy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    a cock ring isn't good enough, it needs to be longer, more flexible.....and go MUCH harder for this little vibration lovin girl and the dial....dont forget the dial James

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    DG, find a bloke who knows how to use one properly hhhhmmmm, actually, to add to my original question.....would you rather a generic shaped toy or something more custom?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    hhhhmmm.....to add my original question, would you rather a generic shape toy or something more custom?(the generic shape being purely a mechanical device, whereas the custom one is part of a fantasy to a certain degree?)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    not a blow up doll, that's a little boring. A vibrating penis....just isn't enough either. I want the whole package!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    definately cutom when you put it like that lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    The James toy... It's my fantasy toy James and such a toy is so much more than a vibrating plastic penis or a blow up doll. I'd have to build a compartment in my wardrobe so you can... Errr I mean, it can leap out of there at unexpected opportunistic moments, all horny and raring for it. You know... I'd have to wrestle you back, I mean it back into the wardrobe and lock the door. Of course you're I mean it will have the sweaty armpit and ball sack upgrade just like a real boy. :)) C'mon James, it'll be fun. :p Hugs Stalky

  • Kampalina

    Kampalina

    13 years ago

    Well it was hard to keep track of the original question on this one James.......cos Im currently preoccupied with a business plan process, the sales and marketing campaign for the new innovation of the James Toy. And of course Miss BBW, Stalky and Waterbabes would be the critical team members of the product development and feedback programme to allow the customisation for different demographics and sexual genres.   Now.....back to the question about actual current usage....these days I have one......somewhere......in a box that I put?????in a safe place. So no, it hasn't been an item required for some years now. However, there was a time for B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfiend) when it was all fun and experimental.....and I had soon managed to have the B.O.B collection, there was black, white, purple, blue, skin and pinks, quite a few pinks. There was a B.O.B. for every day of the week, affectionately called B.O.B Monday, B.O.B Tues, etc. This collection had all sorts of extra accessories of flavoured lubes, dvds, and some of the naughty dress ups.........However these were all kept in a very lovely suitcase which had to be destroyed some years ago, with the insecurities of my partner at the time. He felt inferior and intimidated by even the thought of them.   And since the funeral service for the Happy Case and the finality of that relationship, there has been no interest to start a new collection. Perhaps the types of stimulation or arousal has evolved into a less plastic, more natural, and more creatively minded process to reach that same destination as before. For some women it could be affected by moods, changes and fads like when we clean out our closets and replace with new shopping sprees.   To date there has not been a toy invented that covers all of our five senses, the visual aesthetic, the audible sound, the touch or ability to sensationalise, the aromatic flavours and the mouthwatering taste.........or nothing even comes close to the replication of the real life human form. So the life size toy idea.........definitely a winner!   In other words, its the real thing, nothing fake, or bugger it, I will just take care of that myself!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I should be a little more clear about why I am asking these questions. As of late, thanks to some prompts by a friend of mine, I noticed a gap in the toy market. I was a little incredulous at first but then looked into it, then looked further, asked questions and looked further...I've now realized there is a possibility of a potential product. Comments in this thread and others have confirmed it. The product is essentially a fantasy - with hardware. The idea is not for people to go out and buy another vibrating pink dong. On that note, I'm willing to bet 95% of all toys currently available were designed by men using nothing more than an anatomy chart.... One would be buying into a particular fantasy, a particular person, in which you create your own desired scenario. So, instead of fantasizing purely over someone's photo, there are hard parts attached to the fantasy - giving a certain sense of intimate knowledge of the one being fantasized about. The design is intended to be an ideal - one that is put together with input from as many people as possible and has a degree of class attached to it. A product that demurely says "you are an aware man/woman who has a particular desire in mind, a particular fantasy to be fulfilled on your own. This is the man you want to fantasize about and here is something to work with. One is not inserting a mechanical object to gain quick satisfaction - you're partaking in something continuous - a continuous desire to place yourself and your imagination in that scenario with that man". Yes, war and peace description but thoughts please?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    the long fix...give me the man the quick fix...the toy thanks it's very simple

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    James. It's late at night, so I'm not on top of my game, but does that mean you're coming over to hide in my wardrobe? Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Um Peachy, I started the thread to ask a few questions and suggest some ideas....so who do you mean by "we" exactly?Aaawwww poor stalks, little tired? :-P how could you possibly wrestle me back into your wardrobe in such a sleep-deprived state? :-PDG, I'm not suggesting you partake in extended play time on your own. I'm suggesting a continuous fantasy you return to at each "quick fix".

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    PornTrek You're gonna give the world a Holodeck and we get to fuck Data? I read this from Hotsexychilli and cracked right up, then thought of how geeky i was to know what she referred too :D some sort of neural interface that provides direct sensory stimulus to the brain would be a goer, you'd be able to touch/feel, taste smell, hear and see and program it for whatever you like

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Peachy...Correct, this isn't Narnia. I started the thread to ask some questions and find out some people opinions.....so who might you be referring to when you say "we"....?DG - fair point but I'm suggesting that this is a fantasy one can continually return to when a quick fix is required. Not some lengthy self-pleasuring session.Stalks - aaawww cute, you sound like you'd be too tired to wrestle me back into your wardrobe anyway :-PSassy - No. This has nothing to do with data nor anything else intangible. I'm going to assume that either I've explained myself very poorly or people are not understanding what I'm getting at. Probably best I don't try and explain it again but actually sit down and design something, then present a finished model.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lolz. You can test it out on me mate. Now, just do as I know what we're dealing with here, I think a lil practice run with the real thing, in your coffee break if you like, it's not so bad is it? You know, in the interest of research and such? Extra features.... Can the James toy have a telescopic dick? You know, so we can make adjustments as the night goes on? It's all about taking time to have fun! :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Should that be periscopic or telescopic? Either way, I know there are pump up butt plugs but I'm thinking serious adjustments here in girth, length and texture, with juice. May as well go all out! Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    toys? we don have any.....or need them... they sat in the drawer for so long the batteries went stale, or the surface degenerated.... we make do with hands, fingers mouths lips and tongues.... not sure why....but it feels much better...almost like the 'real' thing...lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Geez, with that much adjustment, there's a lot of room for product failure....better make it bullet/clench proof :-P

  • avidmale

    avidmale

    13 years ago

    Seems like this isnt the first time you guys have flamed each other.. A perfect toy? hmm Id expect the main goal for most toys is to try and replicate sensations felt when with a partner. One that does that the best would be the perfect one