Tree Bark anyone??!

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  gazpacho

  11 years ago

  I've not heard of that before. I have leant up against one or two in my time though.. and a friend of mine somewhere around here has a proclivity for being tied to a tree, bound and gagged with a note saying "fuck me"... as for bark... it does nothing for me... but I'll give it a bit of a rub up and get back to you. HugsGazpachoxxx

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  A whole new meaning to being a tree hugger. Plus, how do you get consent from the tree?

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  MissSarahCurious

  11 years ago

  about a guy who regularly made love to his VW beetle. While I expected he'd go straight for the tailpipe it was apparently something about 'her' curves that did it for him. The govt wouldn't let him marry her though. Very sad. xx Sarah

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Well I did wonder why my friend's dog was eating bark the other day! Don't think I will mention it to her though - she is 86! Pusscat xxx

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  shedding their bark ,,, but we've been watching too much Don Burke

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I get so sexy with a tall stringy bark. Weeping willows make me sigh. Nothing like a bit off rough with a gumtree. Oh be still my beating heart when a ghost gum whispers in my ear. And let's not mention those tall Canadian maples their syrup tastes so sweet. LadtYT Tree Huger with a twist oh baby!

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'Funlover71' A whole new meaning to being a tree hugger. Plus, how do you get consent from the tree? There's a reason it's called a knot hole.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I had sex once in a tree before, but not with the tree....

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  But in an efforet to recognise the sincerity of different people's kinks, there are lots of whats turns peoples on! I'm sitting here trying to imagine the fragrance of the wood (get yer minds out of the gutter), and wondering what else about trees besides the texture of the bark might get to people sexually. We met a guy who was into wedding dresses and that was intruiging... Pity I'm not likely to find out about such specific kinks here, such a public and lightweight arena. Peachy

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  Mischeviouslad

  11 years ago

  Whatever floats ya boat!

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  wingman2014

  11 years ago

  I guess he has no problem getting wood - Posted from rhpmobile

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  They maybe talking about the bark from a Yohimbe Tree or Silk Cotton Tree?? I do believe there are so many ancient natural remedies containing bark from different trees to help with sexual dysfunction?? Unsure that if rubbing bark on ones penis would help with anything, be more the texture/feel?? Just have to watch out for those little creatures that live in the bark. FOXY

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  wingman2014

  11 years ago

  Splinters might be an issue. Nothing more embarrassing than have a lady with a magnifying glass and some tweezers reaching for your um....manhood - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  The official term for this kind of attraction (to tree bark, or leaves or anything involving trees) is called Dendophilia.Also interesting to note is that the caroon love heart that we see on Valentines day actually comes from the shape of a herb that went extinct during the Roman Empire. It was sought after because it was an aphrodisiac.

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  Very Interesting. Thanks FOXY AND Wingman...I'd like to see that! LOL

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  If I were a tree I'd shake you off, Who needs all those dying leaves? I'd follow my roots to the underground, Drink wine with all the thieves. If I were a tree I'd give you wood, Make you a dendrophiliac. I'd have a laugh because I could; Oh, my knots and twists are not for that. Uproot me from the ground and plant me somewhere I belong In the winter when my limbs are so bare Uproot me from the ground and plant me somewhere I belong In the winter when my limbs are so bare If I were a tree I would age so the well; I'd watch the years paint on your face Follow my roots to the underground, Watch you disappear without a trace. Uproot me from the ground and plant me somewhere I belong In the winter when my limbs are so bare Uproot me from the ground and plant me somewhere I belong In the winter when my limbs are so bare In the winter when my limbs are so bare FOXY

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  I have a tattoo of a Tree on my inner right wrist. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Foxy

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