M40
Truth only! So lady parts,
February 25 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Man ... we're going to need a mountain of popcorn for this one!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Off to get a hand mirror
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've never met a cunt I didn't like.
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RHP User
12 years ago
And this little vagina stayed home.....Sparkling Shiraz anyone??
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Mischeviouslad
12 years ago
No offence Will (and others)... but I have.DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am blessed!! Has VIP entrance only. Tis very warm inside for those very special guests. Dress code is bare minimal. Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Tell us all about it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have the cunt be bothereds
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RHP User
12 years ago
Best lady parts?Evita, maybe. Rizzo, perhaps. Oooh, Annie Hall. Or Blanche DuBois? So many to choose from....
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RHP User
12 years ago
I like variety, its the spice of life you know.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You are limiting yourself and have invested way too much time in thinking about that...lol.
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flimac
12 years ago
Do I need to stick a ruler in primal_instin??? Can't see any other way to measure length, unless I measure the cock going in....hmmm would it be inappropriate to take a ruler to meets???- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I hahve awlways relied on the kindness of strangers.....my best lahdy part voice
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'flimac' Do I need to stick a ruler in primal_instin??? Can't see any other way to measure length, unless I measure the cock going in....hmmm would it be inappropriate to take a ruler to meets???- Posted from rhpmobile yes how do I know how long mine is? Guna hurt popping a 30 cm ruler up it.All I know, is mine looks alright...and it works and I haven't had any complaints about it
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RHP User
12 years ago
We have to start measuring ourselves TOO now? That's it, I'm off to soak in the hot tub for a few hours.
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RHP User
12 years ago
confused right now.....OP can I have those specs again in mm please?and when you say tight...can you be more specific, maybe a circumference...or should we be able to crush a grape or crack a walnut?What about density of lubrication?Exact shade of pink would also be helpful.Now when we squirt, what ml should we be aiming for....I've never measured the quantity, but will grab a measuring cup next time.Sorry for being a bitch....but duuuuuuuude seriously
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissPoppins' confused right now.....OP can I have those specs again in mm please?and when you say tight...can you be more specific, maybe a circumference...or should we be able to crush a grape or crack a walnut?What about density of lubrication?Exact shade of pink would also be helpful.Now when we squirt, what ml should we be aiming for....I've never measured the quantity, but will grab a measuring cup next time.Sorry for being a bitch....but duuuuuuuude seriously Show me the watermelon ... LMAO! MisssPoppins, best thing I've read in ages x I wonder how they measure depth of field?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've been around the scene a bit :P and I have recently felt a lot of vagina, inside some feel "slightly " different ( texture) , and outside they all look different, but I have yet to feel one that feels totally tight or insanely loose. Felt some aroused and open, and some nervous and dry , but when aroused and wet, inside their lips they have all felt pretty much the same. Fr what it is worth I realise this came from the I like big cocks thread, and liking big cocks doesn't mean you are cavernous, it means you have the ability to chose based purely on sexual preference. I think ALL women agreed when looking for love, penis size is irrelevant. Some men like big tits, some women like big cocks. Preference!
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RHP User
12 years ago
When the coal burns...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I love how it's ok for every part of a mans love muscle to be scrutinized on here(cut,uncut,what's thick,what's thin,is it better to have a big head and skinnier shaft or vice Versa,length,what is small what is big? Some comments are quite Nasty and I feel sorry for guys who have 4 inches to read that and get Cackled at. But turn the tables and now I'm an Ass hat. I didn't even go nearly into as much depth as I could have or been offensive. Simply asked what your ideal Vajayjay is,simple. But look at the responses. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Primal_InstinXXX'Simply asked what your ideal Vajayjay is,simple. But look at the responses. I think most responses were from members who were having a good giggle at your question, valid or not. More forums like this one, pease!
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RHP User
12 years ago
The thing is mate....what you're essentially asking is near impossible to measure....and here's why...a woman's vagina dilates during sexual arousal for the accommodation of said penis'. Also, if you enter a woman with your fingers, locate her cervix, and manoeuvre your fingers below it, so your fingernails are resting on the anterior side of her cervix, you also be able to get a deeper penetration. Either way, being able to gauge each dimension accurately is near impossible....
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
Get the woman to stand on her head and see how many bottle of champange you could pour in.This method of measure came about around the same time as the toilet roll for men.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That had me laughing out loud!
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
......the Ancients knew how to have fun on the forums .
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RHP User
12 years ago
Give you that one Ruby.- Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
12 years ago
....drink it with a straw?!And can I shake her a bit first.DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Only lead to further generalisation towards men under 30..... If (as you state) you have read the infinite number of posts regarding Penis size etc, you would have read that the same people that are less than overjoyed by your question, expressed same exasperation at those. Deliberately ruffling the feathers of those you know are far from impressed with the way forums are heading at the moment is hardly a mature reaction (leading further to sweeping generalisation towards under 30's). Thats all for now, thank you
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RHP User
12 years ago
puts more popcorn on.... Waits for the punchline....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Filled with Dom Perignon and I havent really ever cum across one I didnt like. So very yummy indeed!
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
if you are strong enough to lift them and shake them....Go for it (straw is optional )
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