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Tuscan Red 101
November 11 2012
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RHP User
12 years ago
I find that some blokes just talk about themselves the entire time without hardly asking you a question. To be fair I am not one to talk about myself but sometimes I stop and I realise that I know all about the guys' job, family, hobbies, etc yet they don't even know my real name. Weird.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well put. Although everyone puts priority on different things. Never held an ion since school. Don't plan on either.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
with a leave pass for last nite...............(my bestie so owes me ) TR...my list will be long (Im a Virgo)...and of course alphabetized..its how us Virgos work Meeka so true...Ive often chatted with guys..and Im happy to hear their stories ( I also ask a lot of questions as Im curious by nature..) but when those nervous pregnant pauses happen..and you think.."Ok your turn ...ask away"..nothing...yep..thats how to make a girl feel special
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RHP User
12 years ago
What an absolute Classic!! Well said Tuscanred.. Mwah!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I find that some blokes just talk about themselves the entire time without hardly asking you a question. To be fair I am not one to talk about myself but sometimes I stop and I realise that I know all about the guys' job, family, hobbies, etc yet they don't even know my real name. Weird. Think we dated same man and I thought same, however my date also winged about is ex as well. Just wanted to mention also that he was sending me dirty text messages while we were having dinner and I just thought he was being rude by using this mobile while he should have been paying attention to the date. Hint to that when a woman is sitting across from you talk to her dont text her.lol
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Lifes_great
12 years ago
I love this....very considerate Shower...check Teeth......check Iron my clothes...check Clean house....check
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RHP User
12 years ago
I certainly agree with you that both men and women should really make an effort to engage each other in a more meaningful dialog when they first meet. Maybe we could practice here? So, Meeka100, how was your day? *pauses briefly for an hour before graciously interrupting* Excuse me for moment, are those real or have you had implants? *prepares to duck 'the slap' or waits for laughter and a response. If the latter, than proceed whilst laughing too* Nice either way, I was just teasing. By the way, do you swallow? *if her drink is not in my lap and she doesn't leave, then continue* By the way, what is your real name, surely it can't be Meeka100? Too easy, it's just a pity that more of us don't spend a bit of time learning the art of conversation. Now the real question remains, do we have to listen to you?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Damn! I thought I was enrolling in an art class.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I solemny swear to any woman that ever wants to meet me from here that I will do the utmost to turn my week old underwear inside out and back the front. Also, all care but no responsibility will be taken with knob cheese. SINGLE FILE PLEASE LADIES, you will all get a go
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MissSarahCurious
12 years ago
I've been in the situation a couple of times where given enough rope the people I've met haven't inspired me to tie them to the bed with it, to say the least.You don't have to agree with every single thing a woman says in order to nail her, being honest counts for more, particularly if you fuck up and contradict careful facade you're trying to present in the process.i.e. In the course of a conversation if you've tried to present yourself as a "sweet respectful guy" who "has never cum from oral but would love it if you'd be the first to make me" don't try to agree with everything she says and express to how willing you are to use condoms by relating a story in which a woman you met cited a preference for bareback so you told her to "quit wasting my time, just suck my dick til I blow and get out". Now you're not a sweet guy who's super condom friendly, you're a lying jerk.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I whole hearted agree with Tuscanredbut the same need to be said about some woman if it wasn't for there pussy most guys wouldn't talk to them again, and the number that drown themselves in perfume one has to wonder on what they are hiding. Just my 2 cents worth
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RHP User
12 years ago
how unique,you talk to women? Or just to their pussys,a pussy whisperer perhaps.Humming is a good technique too so I hear. xR hummmmmmmmm
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RHP User
12 years ago
Tracey Emin's decorating style has become popular amongst the singledoms.The unmade bed with the arfully strewn rubbish ,used condoms et al has become de riguer in the seduction stakes.I recently saw a room that would have vied for popularity with our Tracey's,and I am sure would fetch a pretty price at Sothebys.Not in real life but a profile pic background of a sexy lass on RHP. Not a bedroom ,a kitchen but impressive.x R
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RHP User
12 years ago
You are in good company,nobody took much notice of Jesus and Buddha either,,,,terrible that people send you abusive emails...x R
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RHP User
12 years ago
as billy Joel would say. I guess i have a natural style of blathering what women love to hear. I just.... Talk about myself, and catch myself saying I am sorry for blathering, and they are just mesmerized and say please go on.Then i am in like flynn, whoever he is:)I guess it is good to find a good topic that is safe, but that I AM NOT.Religion and politics.and i will argue a fencepost in to the ground. It seems that some ladies get kind of turned on i suppose by my strong opinion or something, because they might disagree with me (most do), but still be all over me.Of course, arguing with their drunk boyfriend who is an ass on a good day isnt good, but then they apologize because their BOYFREIND is the ass, and chastise him for brow beating this nice man:)I have a humorous story that you feminist types will love: After i got out of the Army, I worked with a defense contractor, training troops before they went to Iraq, (we built the plan to get Saddam). They increased our security clearance after 911, and I had too much debt so was a potential blackmail risk, so they took me out of the 'puzzle palace' (ops and plans center), and put me in 'the box' (training area), as a role player, where we would act like irate iraqi citizens and throw rocks at the troops, spit on them, etc. we had actual Iraqis there training us to do these chants and rants, and cause genral mayhem amongst the troops.When the terrorists (other troops playing bad guys) planted road side bombs all around our area, and it was quitting time we wanted to go home but could get in the buses because the roads we mined.WELL, I did what any Iraqi male would do:I said that we have more than enough women in the crowd (remember it is an iraqi town, and we all had three wives that were SUPPOSED TO ACT SUBMISSIVE). tell an american woman that:) , to herd them in front of the buses set off the mines, and problem solved! I could go down and replace my wives at beduin bobs for about ten camels and a donkey.The women just DIDNT see the humor in it:)i guess that is not the way to get good conversation going with a lady:)
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RHP User
12 years ago
GIVE ME ENOUGH ROPE TO TIE ME TO THE BED WITH!!!!!!Whip me beat me, I need LOVE!!!!!Spank me with that leather glove!!!!!whips and chains may be your thing!!!!!but OOOOOO that leather sure does sting!!!!!!!An army song we used to sing if we wanted to get our C.O. in trouble because it wasnt politically correct.BAD soldier!!!!!You said a bad word!!!!!now here, go kill those people over there!the ones with the funny towels on their heads!But sarge, I dont even know them!Shut up! do as your told!Happily we go about doing a days work.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Such nice bosoms you have!!!!W O W!!!!!Ill say it backwards....W O W!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Rightcompany you are an amateur aren't you? LOL. Don't people normally cover that before they even meet?Seriously by the time we get to the first meet/ coffee stage I am discussing anal sex.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I must admit I have had a few RHP dates now where the guy have just stared at me like Bambi in the head lights. When the conversation starts to stall I start talking about RHP and our experiences as you do... and I guess maybe some of mine are a little too much?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am sorry, but i can see why some guys would stare at you like a deer in the headlights(drool)Here is some good conversation for a very pretty lady:I would drag my tongue across a mile of broken glass to lick the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire on the truck that carried your dirty shorts to the laundry!Or is that too rude?????not a good conversation started for someone you dont know????
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Tart_Du_Jour
12 years ago
So if I am meeting someone on here for drinks showing cleavage is a no no? I frankly like the fact I don't have to dress conservatively or covered up when it comes to meeting people from RHP. I am not going to turn up in just my underwear if we are going out to a nice resturant but I am also not going to treat it like I am going to a bible study meeting.
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RHP User
12 years ago
LOL - What's that again, Meeka 100, I wasn't really listening to you. Not really an amateur, just a very good conversationalist really. Without even knowing your first name you have just offered up your little round arse to crucifixion so without having to listen to the answer, it would be safe to assume that you don't miss a drop and probably wipe you chin too. Honest, you don't talk about this site when your having sex, do you? What in the hell happens if you are talking so much you miss hearing the man yell out 'Damn, I forgot the lube' just when he's ramming it home up your clacker? Oh well shit happen, but somehow I think you may know that too.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi! Hun :) Thanks for your timely Topic. Good to see you posting again :) I agree with everything you've said. Personally I feel it's a sign of respect for yourself and the other Person to be clean tidy and involved in a 2 way Conversation .I reason I take my time to know a guy before meeting not only does his true personality shine through so does his negative aspects.. I have noticed that unkempt guys tend to be lazy, self absorbed Lovers that comes up in their conversations with me.They have no chance. Generally by the time we meet I know I've a quality Guest.. When we meet I always insist mobile phones go on silent or off! it's our time I keep it that way..Dining out the same I don't like having an uninvited 3some for Dinner with a voice on the end of the phone a Guy might be talking too if not an emergency .That will be the 1st and last time we get together..Cheers Lu :) PS I have been caught out twice because I didn't follow the way I normally do things .The 1st guy went straight for my breasts without an invitation very rough hands. The other I was not Interested anyway just wanted to get it over with..He went for Chinese and yet to return ha!ha!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Like actually sitting face to face in the same room! At the same TABLE! And I have to talk to them! What kind of sick perverted website is this!
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RHP User
12 years ago
... clean your flipping toilet! Needed to do a pre-play dash only to be confronted with a bowl that hadn't seen a brush in years! Truly horrific :-( kinda reminded me of the bathroom scene from "Train-spotting"!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Lifes_great' I love this....very considerate Shower...check Teeth......check Iron my clothes...check Clean house....check Good on you with your check list at least you didnt winge or whine, If a meet and greet asks me if they can bring anything. I say just make sure u dress nice, smell good, clean teeth & bring your charm. Hasnt failed me yet and I have met some really sweet sexy men whom also appreciate the effort I go to look my best for the meet.By the way Lifes_great would love to meet u.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi Tuscanred, is your event up yet?? Anyway I mentioned it to Stalky and he said he may come along. Hope that's okay. :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you plan to bring a 3rd or even 4th participant to the play date. Always ask if its okay first. :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
lol... It's a given fact that sex is always better in groups of five.... but seven is ideal because you can squirm your way out of the frey to ... you know.... freshen up your funky junk... wash your strap on.... whatever.SnogsCreamyBack to the Q:Those are all pretty old fashioned motherly kind of words Tusk. To open a conversation you have to have a bit of an angle and then people will want to talk to you regardless of whether you've made your bed. E.G. I went to a concert at a winery on Sunday and I wore my mother's caftan. Ok so it's not the kind of attire that all blokes wear but I can get away with it awwright? I look good in a caftan! Me and Kamaal. Never the less, I met a whole heap of cougars and as the day went on and the wine ran out, I had a terrific night and made lots of new friends, got my bottom spanked a couple dozen times and snogged more women than I have in ages. It was the caftan I tell you. Now... if only I could find my superman cape. Quoting 'Meeka100' If you plan to bring a 3rd or even 4th participant to the play date. Always ask if its okay first. :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Then i am in like flynn, whoever he is:) Eyrol l Flyn the actor who got into womens pants very quicky and man your profile is scary as shit especially the pictures of you with a gun are you a postal worker? and that nic name Icumfast would be like me with a nickname of Inevercum at all would that get me laid? me thinks not
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Hi Tuscanred, is your event up yet?? Anyway I mentioned it to Stalky and he said he may come along. Hope that's okay. :) wow that would be a treat to meet you and the Stalky his posts and your own are always very informative and good to read see you on the east coast , :) counting the days now
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Hi Tuscanred, is your event up yet?? Anyway I mentioned it to Stalky and he said he may come along. Hope that's okay. :) yeah at last
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' see you on the east coast , :) counting the days now Let me book the plane next time blondie ~still spewing~...
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RHP User
12 years ago
yeah finally ,thank you RHP gods.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'coodi_yowie' Quoting 'tuscanred' see you on the east coast , :) counting the days now Let me book the plane next time blondie ~still spewing~... the mile high club and I heard you forgot the coasters, I shall have to get Ms Sexy Steel to spank you for that.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Man you're something else ha!ha1 Warped comes to mind.But I do enjoy reading your take on Posts.. As for the Wives etc and that not being a Conversation starter .It depends if you're into quick Conversations and like variety in your Women I guess he!he! Cheers Lu :)
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Playful2looking
12 years ago
Oh dear I left home at seventeen; I am now over fifty and I can assure you girls I can Iron a shirt and look after myself thankyou very much for the dating tips. I guess the cougars must be chasing boys instead of men. Yes I can cry as well especially when my gran daughter grazes her knee and comes running to me for a cuddle. Yes I am a brother to two sisters and a father and a gran father. some of us don't need dating tips. Thanks Girls
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'RightCompany' LOL - What's that again, Meeka 100, I wasn't really listening to you. Not really an amateur, just a very good conversationalist really. Without even knowing your first name you have just offered up your little round arse to crucifixion so without having to listen to the answer, it would be safe to assume that you don't miss a drop and probably wipe you chin too. Honest, you don't talk about this site when your having sex, do you? What in the hell happens if you are talking so much you miss hearing the man yell out 'Damn, I forgot the lube' just when he's ramming it home up your clacker? Oh well shit happen, but somehow I think you may know that too. That is right... I don't miss much. LMAO. Well I don't just let any anaconda crucify my ass you know. No lube necessary. And my name is Meeka100 to you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'Meeka100'Hi Tuscanred, is your event up yet?? Anyway I mentioned it to Stalky and he said he may come along. Hope that's okay. :) yeah at last Can't wait!
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RHP User
12 years ago
my name is leonord lumpkinsome say that I'm a geek.I've got a lot of pimplesand braces on my teeth.I still live with my mother, she gives me lots of hugs....but i'd rather have girlfriend with a bouncy set of juggs.......cause i've never been laid! I try to talk to girls but i'm afraid!i've seen every star trek movie ever made.... but i've..... never been laid (no he's never been laid)my pants are polyester, and all my shirts are plaid, I'm always constipated, my breath is really badi ned to find a woman that wants to date a nerd. cause women have vaginas, at least thats what i heard......cause I've never been laid! i try to talk to girls but im afraid! I've seen every star trek movies ever made. but I've never been laid. (no he's never laid! he has a pocket protector and a dickie!)I eat my boogers and theres wax in my ears (this young man could sure use a quickie!)I've got a boner thats been throbbing seven years!I've got every action figure from star wars on my shelf. I dress up like darth vader while pleasuring myself!I'm not a total loser, did I forget to mention? I made out with a Klingon at a star trek convention.......but Ive never been laid. I try to talk to girls but im afraid I've seen every star trek movie ever made, but I've never been (he's never been), I've never been laid!!!!!!!gee, i hope that klingon I made out with was a girl Klingon!!!!!NO I have NEVER been laid on this website.but have fun none the less.
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RHP User
12 years ago
If i had beachbumhardbody, or manlystudmuffin, I would get lots of hits. I have that screen to to BE SCARY AS SHIT. use the common STEREOTYPE. maybe people need to look past stereotyping and try to get to know the person.
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RHP User
12 years ago
yep.that is who she is talking about,boys...age is irrelevantx R
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi! Hun It's good you're a well rounded Maleand seemed to have enjoyed to date a good Life with Loved ones. Good for you. But I'm not sure why you seem to be taking this as a Personal afront to you. Tuscanred said "Some Men" have come to her attention.Not all Men act in this Manner... The other thing for Future reference the Term "Cougar" is a very Derogatory term it's preferred if it's not used.. There again I'm not sure if you're miffed because Mature Women are selecting Younger Males and not You.. he!he! FYI age doesn't make a Lazy unkempt Man it's generally their own feelings of selfworth or they've never been taught that does.. Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have no problem conversing over a coffee/drink/meal on things other than myself, or ones experience on rhp. Now if only I could get a woman to actually meet me.... Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'amie1'... clean your flipping toilet! Needed to do a pre-play dash only to be confronted with a bowl that hadn't seen a brush in years! Truly horrific :-( kinda reminded me of the bathroom scene from "Train-spotting"!
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Playful2looking
12 years ago
Madam Dragon fly No I am not the least bit upset about mature ladies chasing young boys, i dont want to sleep with mature ladies. I am very glad they are chasing younger guys. I do think bagging men on the forums is like shooting ducks in a barrel easy to do. No I didn't take it personally as I realise that there are men who cant get their act together in regards to their grooming. There are also a lot of guys who are very together who get lumped in with the rest; age does play a role in this as maturity is usually the driving factor behind how guys relate to women. please dont refer to me as a hun or a darling its so 1950's cheers Des
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'country_boy1978'I have no problem conversing over a coffee/drink/meal on things other than myself, or ones experience on rhp. Now if only I could get a woman to actually meet me.... Lol country
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'lickandsuck123' Madam Dragon fly No I am not the least bit upset about mature ladies chasing young boys, i dont want to sleep with mature ladies. I am very glad they are chasing younger guys. I do think bagging men on the forums is like shooting ducks in a barrel easy to do. No I didn't take it personally as I realise that there are men who cant get their act together in regards to their grooming. There are also a lot of guys who are very together who get lumped in with the rest; age does play a role in this as maturity is usually the driving factor behind how guys relate to women. please dont refer to me as a hun or a darling its so 1950's cheers Des Read the post, but more important read between the lines. The intent of the post is to help some men who may not have their shit together like you seem to Every day I get guys sending me messages, asking me stuff and I get women telling me how guys blow it through no fault of their own. How do we know when we are making mistakes if nobody bothers to tell us at all Nobody on this planet is perfect and if people want to give me advice I take it on , even if I choose not to use it, I listen. If men are not getting places there is often a reason, it may not be obvious to them. I do not bag men, I may have a crack at individuals but over all I rather like men I must as I have them between my thighs as often as I can. I am happy to cup their bags in my capable hands , but never bag them. Its not just about grooming either, its about other stuff that can put people off. try and keep up with the big picture here, pretty please
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RHP User
12 years ago
we all need to be a little more sensitive towards the opposite gender.Here are just a few thoughts from my persepctive. NEVER mention a womans weight or size ,even if you think you are being comlementary..eg you are very sexy for a big girl. In fact if ya wanna get laid don't say anything negative at all,sometimes honesty is not the best policy...but if you don't find her attractive tell her in the nicest possible way. If a woman says she loves to be called a bitch or a slut etc make sure it is in the context of play,unless you know her really well and she has given you permission to call her that at any time. Don't be pushy.if a woman is making up her mind about you,then harassing her is not a big turn on. Wash your hair,there is nothing worse than the smell of greasy hair.Wash your clothes,and even if they are clean make sure they don't smell mouldy. Don't drown yourself in aftershave or cologne,and do shave,the unshaven look is sexy but our ''pash rash '' can be embarrassing. Personally I think a little mess is ok if you are entertaining at home but dirty dishes,plates of old food,overflowing rubbish bins,dirty bathrooms ,unwashed sheets etc will make most women gag and run out the door no matter how great your cock is...well maybe she might just drag you outside for a quickie and then run.x R
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RHP User
12 years ago
Very helpful, this lady is a champ
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RHP User
12 years ago
Fingernails - Keep them short...I dont care whether you chew them or cut them...but if fingers are gonna be part of play, then be please be mindful that long fingernails hurt...alot - you may like ours raking down your back, in moments of great unsurpassed passion, but we not appreciate your nails scraping the inside of our pleasure dome Kitty Litter - Ok so you have a cat and moggy is your bestie, thats a mighty fine attribute , but I dont need a reminder that they are animals that toilet inside so accordingly please remove kitty litter and said kitty outside for the evening if you think you may be scoring..same for doggies..most of us like animals ( I do) but never presume that your lady for the evening loves Snoopy like you do..... one doggy style a nite is plenty for a lady to deal with. Kiddy Litter - yep so it was your turn to have the munchkins for the weekend - I understand this...but please there is no pain equivalent on earth to standing barefoot on a piece of Lego - please tidy up after said children and put them outside as well..............................( I was kidding) Nice bottle of wine in the fridge..- splurge and make sure you have a choice on hand...you dont have to have the whole of Liquorland top shelf in cupboard but a nice wine is always appreciated...btw what is considered nice is not the $4.99 special - yes we can tell the difference.. If you offering up nibblies ( no not your cock just yet) to go with above mentioned wine....you know chips, dip, bickkies, cheese, - ensure they are fresh - Tupperware was invented for just this reason. Iron your shirt - Yes I may be ripping it off later cause your so desirable and cant help myself and you may think this whole ironing therefore is a con and a waste of time, based on that reasoning ...but if you cant operate a iron...which is not the equivalent of disassembling the Space Shuttle then how are you gonna figure me out and how to pleasure me for the nite ? Trust me - I do not want to hear nor know about your ex and your on going battle with the CSA - I didnt make the laws regarding this matter, I cant honestly comment on whether this system is fair or not...and your ex isn't currently having the drink/coffee with us to throw in her side of the case....(or is this a real kinky meet ?) ...so leave the whole CSA issue to one side......we can readdress this topic once I moved in... And please ( a biggie) please (if by chance you have scored and touched downed for the evening and the deed is done) then please dont say "Ill call, sms, text, email, msn, rhp you " as we stumble out the door bleary eyed from the awesome sex you just bestowed upon us... if you so dont mean it.... We are big girls - we can accept the situation for what it is - one assumes we made an informed choice..and acted upon it accordingly...and if you say your gonna call...well we do still believe you and it hurts when you don't .....:)
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RHP User
12 years ago
we are all laidees herex R
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'i.e. In the course of a conversation if you've tried to present yourself as a "sweet respectful guy" who "has never cum from oral but would love it if you'd be the first to make me" don't try to agree with everything she says and express to how willing you are to use condoms by relating a story in which a woman you met cited a preference for bareback so you told her to "quit wasting my time, just suck my dick til I blow and get out". Now you're not a sweet guy who's super condom friendly, you're a lying jerk. Couldn't agree more, Sarah! If you are going to lie about your shit, then at least stick to the story!!! T.xx
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